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PorkChopSandwiches
11-21-2012, 03:03 PM
Me too
deebakes
11-21-2012, 03:07 PM
me3
Jezter
11-21-2012, 03:17 PM
Me4.
deebakes
11-21-2012, 03:19 PM
toss a salad :roll:
Jezter
11-21-2012, 03:20 PM
I need food! :-k
toss a salad :roll:
Yeah, Im sure Korpi would squirt in some dressing for you.
Teh One Who Knocks
11-21-2012, 03:21 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ZyQnD.jpg
deebakes
11-21-2012, 03:23 PM
:dance::cheerlead:
http://i.imgur.com/ZyQnD.jpg
:lol:
Jezter
11-21-2012, 03:23 PM
:dance::cheerlead:
:hi5:
deebakes
11-21-2012, 03:25 PM
:hi5:
:gimme5:
Jezter
11-21-2012, 03:29 PM
Afternoon :wavey:
:tacklehug:
:tacklehug:
Careful I could get used to that :lol:
:hug:
deebakes
11-21-2012, 03:31 PM
Afternoon :wavey:
:daisy: ?
Jezter
11-21-2012, 03:32 PM
Careful I could get used to that :lol:
:hug:
Well... my tackle is always at your service. :naughty:
Noilly Pratt
11-21-2012, 03:37 PM
Good morning all (for me on the West coast it's 7:30 am)
Jezter
11-21-2012, 03:41 PM
Good morning all (for me on the West coast it's 7:30 am)
Current Time Keskiviikko 21. Marraskuu 2012, 17:41:35 EET.
redred
11-21-2012, 03:51 PM
15:51 in normal time :tup:
Teh One Who Knocks
11-21-2012, 03:59 PM
All times are GMT -7. The time now is 08:58 AM.
Noilly Pratt
11-21-2012, 03:59 PM
So futurepeople, how was today for me? :)
So futurepeople, how was today for me? :)
You really don't want to know :sad2:
Jezter
11-21-2012, 04:01 PM
So futurepeople, how was today for me? :)
It was full of awesome and greatness.
Jezter
11-21-2012, 04:01 PM
You really don't want to know :sad2:
:empathy: There there, bonnie lass.
:empathy: There there, bonnie lass.
here name's not Bonnie :-s
Jezter
11-21-2012, 04:05 PM
here name's not Bonnie :-s
:slap: Bonnie = pretty.
Teh One Who Knocks
11-21-2012, 04:17 PM
here name's not Bonnie :-s
I used to know a chick named Bonnie....she was so freaking hot :homer:
Hal-9000
11-21-2012, 05:29 PM
I used to have a crush on Bonnie Franklin from One Day at a Time
DemonGeminiX
11-21-2012, 07:19 PM
:-s
I knew a fat Bonnie once. She wasn't very attractive.
Hal-9000
11-21-2012, 07:48 PM
hells bells we're supposed to get a light skiff of snow today....it's blizzarding out there now, total white out conditions.
bad day at work coupled with a shitty commute = don't piss hal off today :x
Teh One Who Knocks
11-21-2012, 07:49 PM
hells bells we're supposed to get a light skiff of snow today....it's blizzarding out there now, total white out conditions.
bad day at work coupled with a shitty commute = don't piss hal off today :x
It was 68° (20C) here and sunny yesterday :|
Hal-9000
11-21-2012, 07:50 PM
It was 68° (20C) here and sunny yesterday :|
temp was above average earlier...snow became ice, now more snow is top of the ice.
:| I'd rather have 300 bazillion degrees than a 3 hour drive home at 20kph
Hal-9000
11-21-2012, 07:51 PM
I'd rather be at home watching downloaded TV than be here :|
PorkChopSandwiches
11-21-2012, 07:53 PM
Its aboot 65 here and beautiful blue sky's. CA ftw
Teh One Who Knocks
11-21-2012, 07:53 PM
http://i.imgur.com/77RjHl.png
:|
DemonGeminiX
11-21-2012, 08:05 PM
Its aboot 65 here and beautiful blue sky's. CA ftw
Aboot? What are you talking aboot? Did you figure it oot?
Hal-9000
11-21-2012, 08:09 PM
Its aboot 65 here and beautiful blue sky's. CA ftw
can I move into your basement? :sad2:
My phone just sounded the text notification but no new text :-k so how does that work? :wha:
DemonGeminiX
11-21-2012, 08:10 PM
can I move into your basement? :sad2:
:-k
Are you planning on moving oot of Canada?
can I move into your basement? :sad2:
Want some company? :daisy:
Hal-9000
11-21-2012, 08:11 PM
:-k
Are you planning on moving oot of Canada?
What are you going on aboot now, eh?
Hal-9000
11-21-2012, 08:12 PM
Want some company? :daisy:
Fuck yes....I'm in such a bad mood about life your presence would be like an angel descending.................right onto my sharpie :lol:
PorkChopSandwiches
11-21-2012, 08:21 PM
can I move into your basement? :sad2:
We don't have basements out here for the most part. It doesn't freeze :dance:
Hal-9000
11-21-2012, 08:28 PM
We don't have basements out here for the most part. It doesn't freeze :dance:
:facepalm:
I'm gonna regret asking....do basements have anything to do with freezing weather or was that just two unrelated statements?
DemonGeminiX
11-21-2012, 11:50 PM
I can't believe Walmart's gonna be open tomorrow. Let people have their frickin' holiday for chrissakes, you rotten greedy bastards. Open back up on Black Friday.
It's the way things should be.
I can't believe Walmart's gonna be open tomorrow. Let people have their frickin' holiday for chrissakes, you greedy bastards. Open back up on Black Friday.
It's the way things should be.
Target starts at 9 pm Thursday this year too.
DemonGeminiX
11-21-2012, 11:57 PM
No respect anymore, man. None whatsoever.
[-(
Lambchop
11-22-2012, 12:48 AM
They've had Christmas items in stores since September over here. It's all about exploiting holiday seasons before they even arrive to increase profits.
PorkChopSandwiches
11-22-2012, 01:49 AM
:facepalm:
I'm gonna regret asking....do basements have anything to do with freezing weather or was that just two unrelated statements?
I thought basements were put in to keep pipes from freezing.
But I don't know
Richard Cranium
11-22-2012, 02:12 AM
Basement are put in to collect unneeded clutter, spiderwebs and flood water/
Basement are put in to collect unneeded clutter, spiderwebs and flood water/
And safety from storms
Hal-9000
11-22-2012, 02:31 AM
I thought basements were put in to keep pipes from freezing.
But I don't know
I'm sure that does help, but we still need water from the back alley. It travels underground the length of our yard and rarely freezes.
Like Dick mentions...extra space to throw crap into..
Lambchop
11-22-2012, 02:48 AM
I wanna build a nuclear bunker equipped with modern technology and hide inside it until after Xenu descends next month.
Hal-9000
11-22-2012, 02:51 AM
The Mayans...the Christians...even the Buddhists speak about a cleansing of the earth every 2000 years or so :-k
weird how the prophecies are so old, yet they all kinda coincide at this time in history
The world sucks balls anyway :hand:
Griffin
11-22-2012, 02:53 AM
I wanna build a nuclear bunker equipped with modern technology and hide inside it until after Xenu descends next month.
mines not nuclear. it is only powered by artesian wells and wood stove steam but I'm pretty sure my cinder block walls will hold.
Hal-9000
11-22-2012, 03:07 AM
The world sucks balls anyway :hand:
I'm the glass is half full type of guy :)
If the world is going to blow apart...best excuse EVER for getting laid/trying weird sex/violating animals etc
I'm the glass is half full type of guy :)
If the world is going to blow apart...best excuse EVER for getting laid/trying weird sex/violating animals etc
I'd still have to pay :sad2:
Hal-9000
11-22-2012, 03:10 AM
I was gonna say 'us'....but it's not polite to presume :lol:
Lambchop
11-22-2012, 03:11 AM
It's only rape if a court exists the day after to find you guilty
Hal-9000
11-22-2012, 03:13 AM
I'm going to write a blues song called - When da twenney dolla crack ho says no, you know you is low
redred
11-22-2012, 10:36 AM
the queen is in bristol later about 2 miles from me ,may have to walk over and wave for a bit
the queen is in bristol later about 2 miles from me ,may have to walk over and wave for a bit
what kinda queen? :-s
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b346/Aamtrac14/hello-kitty-tiaraDragQueen.jpg
redred
11-22-2012, 03:06 PM
THE queen you know old royal one that's on all our money over here
Loser
11-22-2012, 03:06 PM
I never understood queens, there's no mistaking that they are just gussied up men. :-k
THE queen you know old royal one that's on all our money over here
:shock: you have you're own money now?
And why is she slumming in your neighborhood? :P
redred
11-22-2012, 03:16 PM
Some royal tour I'll post some pictures when the news show posts them
:-k Trying to decide when to go to bed... maybe when the beer is gone :)
I just got a text from a Black Friday shopping friend who said I should be VERY glad I'm not at work right now. :shock:
DemonGeminiX
11-23-2012, 04:37 AM
That's ridiculous. People are so fuckin' stupid.
Yeah hopefully it will be a little less stupid when I go to work in the morning.
DemonGeminiX
11-23-2012, 04:50 AM
It'll probably be just as bad. All the dumb people that didn't want to deal with the jerks tonight will show up in the morning. People are always ridiculous all day on Black Friday. That's why I refuse to do it. I hate seeing the worst in people up close and personal.
Richard Cranium
11-23-2012, 04:52 AM
I dont even wanna buy gas on black Friday//
That doesn't sound promising :lol:
I am glad to be working, so it'll be fine :)
I better get some sleep though, it will be a long busy day.
Have a good night DGX and RC... I'll let ya'll know how it goes when I get home.
:wavey:
DemonGeminiX
11-23-2012, 04:55 AM
Rest well.
:bye:
Richard Cranium
11-23-2012, 05:08 AM
Night RBP, good luck tomorrow..
better try again... hopefully won't be back.
Rest well.
:bye:
Night RBP, good luck tomorrow..
Thanks guys :)
Richard Cranium
11-23-2012, 06:44 AM
I have Hulu going on my laptop as I surf teh itardweb getting ready for bed. I put on something shitty like Caprica and turn the screen away so the light doesn't bug me.. Just enough to keep the voices in my head quiet without really interesting me.. I let it run all night so if I wake up I cab get bored back to sleep really quick..
Yeah I have been getting this weird nervous muscle twitching that wakes me up. :dunno:
And it's not like it wakes me up a little and I go back to sleep, it's like I am wide the fuck awake. :|
Hal-9000
11-23-2012, 05:25 PM
we're starting to adopt Black Friday sales up here...as we Canadians are more passive, most stores have their sales from Thursday to Sunday and call them Black Friday :lol:
Lambchop
11-23-2012, 06:43 PM
Ohhh I ate too much. Someone rub mah belleh
Lambchop
11-23-2012, 06:50 PM
And mah balls, they're full too
Hal-9000
11-23-2012, 06:54 PM
And mah balls, they're full too
How about I'll rub my balls and send you the link?
I think I'm getting a cold :(
Hal-9000
11-23-2012, 07:37 PM
I think I'm getting a cold :(
me as well...and my supervisor is off today so I'm trying to cover two desks ffs :x
half a day to gooooooooo
Well they say you are to feed a cold so I'm off to get a take out from the Chinese in the village :tup: I can't be bothered cooking just for me.
Lambchop
11-23-2012, 07:57 PM
Ahhhh a village, how awesome. London sucks.
Hal-9000
11-23-2012, 07:58 PM
Well they say you are to feed a cold so I'm off to get a take out from the Chinese in the village :tup: I can't be bothered cooking just for me.
sounds yummy....so do you call that Chinese Tea then?
you people are so bass-ackwards :hand:
Ahhhh a village, how awesome. London sucks.
So does Manchester.
sounds yummy....so do you call that Chinese Tea then?
you people are so bass-ackwards :hand:
Yes dear that was tea. :lol:
Jezter
11-23-2012, 09:16 PM
Aaahhh...another night of keeping this town's teenagers out of trouble done!
*cracks open a cold one*
DemonGeminiX
11-23-2012, 09:21 PM
Aaahhh...another night of keeping this town's teenagers out of trouble done!
*cracks open a cold one*
Tying them up in the sauna's a no-no.
:nono:
DemonGeminiX
11-23-2012, 09:23 PM
There was an earthquake in NJ. I think it hit the wrong coast.
:-k
Jezter
11-23-2012, 09:23 PM
Tying them up in the sauna's a no-no.
:nono:
But but but...that's way they get de-stinkified and learn about their evolving bodies...
DemonGeminiX
11-23-2012, 09:24 PM
If you want to remove their stink, then you may want to introduce them to a wonderful new concept: soap.
:lol:
Hugh_Janus
11-23-2012, 09:28 PM
Ohhh I ate too much. Someone rub mah belleh
FALCON PUNCH!
I think I'm getting a cold :(
best known remedy is posting chesticles on the internet.... scientific fact backed by thousands of hours of ressearch and tests :tup:
Jezter
11-23-2012, 09:28 PM
If you want to remove their stink, then you may want to introduce them to a wonderful new concept: soap.
:lol:
Or shower + deodorant. :D
Jezter
11-23-2012, 09:29 PM
best known remedy is posting chesticles on the internet.... scientific fact backed by thousands of hours of ressearch and tests :tup:
Yes, this. :+1:
Hugh_Janus
11-23-2012, 10:04 PM
I've got to think of a good insult and a name to call lance.... :-k
Jezter
11-23-2012, 10:05 PM
I've got to think of a good insult and a name to call lance.... :-k
Had a bad day or where all this angst comes from?
Loser
11-23-2012, 10:09 PM
Riots in egypt....Looks like gas is going to go up again :roll:
Hugh_Janus
11-23-2012, 10:17 PM
Had a bad day or where all this angst comes from?
You call me a name to try and insult me, you are going to get a vacation. See you in a week. :bye::shhh:
Hal-9000
11-23-2012, 10:36 PM
I've got to think of a good insult and a name to call lance.... :-k
I hear that douchebag is the key to getting your password changed for awhile...
Hugh_Janus
11-23-2012, 10:38 PM
I hear that douchebag is the key to getting your password changed for awhile...
I know, but its been done before :sad2:
Hal-9000
11-23-2012, 10:41 PM
Let's make a thread to think of new words to get a vacation! :)
you go first Hugh.... :thumbsup:
Jezter
11-23-2012, 10:50 PM
Let's make a thread to think of new words to get a vacation! :)
you go first Hugh.... :thumbsup:
Epäjärjestelmällisyydellänskään.
And yes, that is an actual finnish word.
DemonGeminiX
11-23-2012, 10:53 PM
Let's make a thread to think of new words to get a vacation! :)
Official thread title:
Hal's suggestion: The call-Lance-a-name thread.
:d
Hal-9000
11-23-2012, 10:55 PM
Epäjärjestelmällisyydellänskään.
And yes, that is an actual finnish word.
don't tell me....it means door or cat
right? :lol:
Hal-9000
11-23-2012, 10:56 PM
Official thread title:
Hal's suggestion: The call-Lance-a-name thread.
:d
well I do need to cut down on my posting at work.....
8-[
DemonGeminiX
11-23-2012, 10:57 PM
:lol:
Jezter
11-23-2012, 10:57 PM
don't tell me....it means door or cat
right? :lol:
:lol: It means "with his/her ability to make things unsystematic".
See? Much easier to say all that in just one word! :D
Hugh_Janus
11-23-2012, 10:57 PM
I'm trying to keep this on the down low, you fuck nuggets :facepalm:
Hal-9000
11-23-2012, 10:58 PM
:lol: It means "with his/her ability to make things unsystematic".
See? Much easier to say all that in just one word! :D
atypical
:lol: :dance:
DemonGeminiX
11-23-2012, 10:58 PM
don't tell me....it means door or cat
right? :lol:
You'll need a 6-month course on Finnish pronunciations to actually be able to say that word out loud.
:lol:
Hal-9000
11-23-2012, 10:59 PM
I'm trying to keep this on the down low, you fuck nuggets :facepalm:
by bringing attention to it...you have opened Panadora's Box :nono:
Hal-9000
11-23-2012, 10:59 PM
You'll need a 6-month course on Finnish pronunciations to actually be able to say that word out loud.
:lol:
and they speak to each other AFTER DRINKING ffs :lol:
how I ask, how???
Jezter
11-23-2012, 11:01 PM
and they speak to each other AFTER DRINKING ffs :lol:
how I ask, how???
Easy my friend Hal, easy. I've just had few beers and speaking is as easy as ever. (http://vocaroo.com/i/s11bTVbvry75)
Hal-9000
11-23-2012, 11:02 PM
I'm at work and can't hear your dulcet tones Mister Jez....
DemonGeminiX
11-23-2012, 11:02 PM
I'm trying to keep this on the down low, you fuck nuggets :facepalm:
You should know better than that with this bunch. Trying to keep shit on the down-low on this forum is the best way to get it up in a sign with huge blinking neon lights, arrows flashing "Look here!!!", and loud music that no one can ignore.
Jezter
11-23-2012, 11:04 PM
I'm at work and can't hear your dulcet tones Mister Jez....
Your loss. I could've milked your prostate for all its worth with a few selected awesome finn words.
Hugh_Janus
11-23-2012, 11:05 PM
I was going to atart a thread specifically to insult him and call him a name.... but it will have to wait now :sad2:
DemonGeminiX
11-23-2012, 11:07 PM
Official thread title:
Mush's idea: The other call-Lance-a-name thread
Hugh_Janus
11-23-2012, 11:08 PM
the original call lance a name thread :hand:
DemonGeminiX
11-23-2012, 11:11 PM
Are you going to try to tell us that you've copyrighted that particular thread title?
:-k
Wait. That reminds me of somebody... not quite sure who...
Hugh_Janus
11-23-2012, 11:18 PM
no, you came up with the thread title, now I'm going to copyright it as my own idea [-(
Muddy
11-23-2012, 11:19 PM
Im watching 'John Carter'. I not entirely enthralled as of yet.
Hal-9000
11-23-2012, 11:44 PM
Im watching 'John Carter'. I not entirely enthralled as of yet.
mish mash of ideas and effects that ultimately added up to nothing
Hugh_Janus
11-24-2012, 12:09 AM
I was supposed to be having an early night tonight....
Hal-9000
11-24-2012, 12:10 AM
I was supposed to be having an early night tonight....
with cumberland pie and porn how could you :hand:
Hugh_Janus
11-24-2012, 12:15 AM
with cumberland pie and porn how could you :hand:
the ploughman's sandwich>cumberland pie btw
DemonGeminiX
11-24-2012, 12:59 AM
Oh wow, Discovery cancelled Dirty Jobs. I liked that show.
DemonGeminiX
11-24-2012, 01:03 AM
Maybe I'll go see Skyfall tonight.
Hugh_Janus
11-24-2012, 01:56 AM
still awake :wha:
Hugh_Janus
11-24-2012, 02:27 AM
6am start tomorrow.... I'm gunna be fuuuuucked :facepalm:
6am start tomorrow.... I'm gunna be fuuuuucked :facepalm:
Morning sex sounds fun :)
Lambchop
11-24-2012, 07:27 PM
Today has been really shit :idk:
Today has been really shit :idk:
:empathy:
I thought you'd be playing PS3 all day!
Jezter
11-24-2012, 09:30 PM
Looper totes wasn't as good of a film as I expected.
DemonGeminiX
11-24-2012, 09:38 PM
Looper totes wasn't as good of a film as I expected.
:-k
via Urban Dictionary:
A shorter more convenient form of the word: totally. This word is most commonly used by teenage girls.
DemonGeminiX
11-24-2012, 09:39 PM
Oh and PS: Looper rocked.
:hand:
Jezter
11-24-2012, 09:40 PM
:-k
via Urban Dictionary:
A shorter more convenient form of the word: totally. This word is most commonly used by teenage girls.
Yeah, but Im the awesome exception. [-(
Jezter
11-24-2012, 09:41 PM
Oh and PS: Looper rocked.
:hand:
Didn't really do anything for me to be honest. Had much higher expectations.
DemonGeminiX
11-24-2012, 09:44 PM
:-k
Hmmm...
Maybe you would've enjoyed Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 more.
:nana:
Jezter
11-24-2012, 09:48 PM
:-k
Hmmm...
Maybe you would've enjoyed Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 more.
:nana:
Im not Hal goshdarnit! :x
I hope Lawless will be good. Gonna check it tomorrow.
DemonGeminiX
11-24-2012, 09:50 PM
:idk:
Never seen it.
Jezter
11-24-2012, 09:51 PM
:idk:
Never seen it.
Looks and sounds promising.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1212450/
redred
11-24-2012, 09:59 PM
lawless was a good film :tup:
Jezter
11-24-2012, 10:00 PM
lawless was a good film :tup:
If it turns out to be shitty, I will demand some cider!
redred
11-24-2012, 10:08 PM
you can demand all you want i still won't give it up :lol:
Hugh_Janus
11-24-2012, 10:39 PM
holy fuck
redred
11-24-2012, 10:56 PM
ran out of lube?
Lambchop
11-24-2012, 11:08 PM
Hairy ball soup
Hugh_Janus
11-24-2012, 11:41 PM
cheating fuckin all blacks
DemonGeminiX
11-25-2012, 09:55 PM
My nephews have some ridiculous expectations for Christmas. Their penmanship sucks too.
:|
My nephews have some ridiculous expectations for Christmas. Their penmanship sucks too.
:|
They think Uncle Demon has loads of money?
Hugh_Janus
11-25-2012, 10:38 PM
fuckin vettel....
DemonGeminiX
11-25-2012, 10:42 PM
They think Uncle Demon has loads of money?
They think their entire family are the Rockefellers.
I tuned into the Grey Cup just in time to see the best that Canada has to offer in music. :rofl:
DemonGeminiX
11-26-2012, 02:56 AM
Looks like Toronto's kicking Calgary's ass.
:-k
Looks like Toronto's kicking Calgary's ass.
:-k
MrsM > Hal
:giggle:
And The Giants are kicking the Packers ass too! :cheerlead:
DemonGeminiX
11-26-2012, 03:45 AM
Looks like the Argos won, eh?
Argos!!
wait...
:-k
wtf is an argo?
DemonGeminiX
11-26-2012, 04:04 AM
The Toronto Argonauts.
The Toronto Argonauts.
:|
I got that part. :slap:
DemonGeminiX
11-26-2012, 04:31 AM
You asked.
[-(
Fine, make me google it. :sigh:
The Argonauts were a band of heroes in Greek mythology who, in the years before the Trojan War, accompanied Jason to Colchis in his quest to find the Golden Fleece.
Whatever that means. :dunno:
ok, off to try sleep again :|
DemonGeminiX
11-26-2012, 04:59 AM
The Argonauts were a band of heroes in Greek mythology who, in the years before the Trojan War, accompanied Jason to Colchis in his quest to find the Golden Fleece.
Whatever that means. :dunno:
:-s
You never heard of the Greek myth of Jason and the Argonauts? They made several movies based on it. The 1963 one was one of Ray Harryhausen's films.
redred
11-26-2012, 10:02 AM
red thai chicken curry for breakfast works :tup:
MrsM > Hal
:giggle:
:dance:
Jezter
11-26-2012, 06:10 PM
:lol: I wonder what is NSFW about this? And how it is even a gif? :lol: I think Sadaka mis-posted this...
http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?2352-NSFW-gif-Thread&p=380846&viewfull=1#post380846
:lol: I wonder what is NSFW about this? And how it is even a gif? :lol: I think Sadaka mis-posted this...
http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?2352-NSFW-gif-Thread&p=380846&viewfull=1#post380846
must be a mis-post - as the image is a jpg
Jezter
11-26-2012, 06:13 PM
must be a mis-post - as the image is a jpg
Maybe in his culture elephant trunks are too phallic. :lol:
redred
11-26-2012, 06:39 PM
:lol:
I clicked on the link :wha: why, why did I do that. :wha:
Teh One Who Knocks
11-26-2012, 06:42 PM
I clicked on the link :wha: why, why did I do that. :wha:
It's a pic of an elephant :-s
Jezter
11-26-2012, 06:42 PM
I clicked on the link :wha: why, why did I do that. :wha:
Cuz you are naughtier than you look? :D
Cuz you are more stupid than you look? :D
I fixed that for you :tup:
Never again :wha:
Leefro
11-26-2012, 06:44 PM
I have to go out and get some snap but it's raining :(
I have to go out and get some snap but it's raining :(
For three days without a break.
Jezter
11-26-2012, 06:46 PM
I fixed that for you :tup:
Never again :wha:
Oh don't be like that. It is just an elephant. Or do you have some sort of Pachydermophobia?
Oh don't be like that. It is just an elephant. Or do you have some sort of Pachydermophobia?
:lol: Imma have to google that one :lol:
DemonGeminiX
11-26-2012, 06:50 PM
She saw some of the other gifs. She keeps telling herself she's a good girl and doesn't want to look at naughty pictures and vids, but she hangs out with us so it won't be very long before she's a fully blown perv like the rest of us.
Jezter
11-26-2012, 06:52 PM
She saw some of the other gifs. She keeps telling herself she's a good girl and doesn't want to look at naughty pictures and vids, but she hangs out with us so it won't be very long before she's a fully blown perv like the rest of us.
:tup: :D
She saw some of the other gifs. She keeps telling herself she's a good girl and doesn't want to look at naughty pictures and vids, but she hangs out with us so it won't be very long before she's a fully blown perv like the rest of us.
:lol: I will never be as pervy as you matey :lol: and I am a good girl. :angel:
Muddy
11-26-2012, 06:55 PM
:lol: I will never be as pervy as you matey :lol: and I am a good girl. :angel:
Have you ever scissored with another chick?
DemonGeminiX
11-26-2012, 06:56 PM
:lol: I will never be as pervy as you matey :lol: and I am a good girl. :angel:
We're all gonna start randomly sending you pms with sex gifs in them.
:nana:
Have you ever scissored with another chick?
It took a minute for the penny to drop reading this... oh and the answer is no.
Yes I'm getting to know all your little sayings now :lol:
We're all gonna start randomly sending you pms with sex gifs in them.
:nana:
No way am I opening messages now :shock:
Jezter
11-26-2012, 06:58 PM
:lol: I will never be as pervy as you matey :lol: and I am a good girl. :angel:
Just you wait... "good girl"...
It took a minute for the penny to drop reading this... oh and the answer is no.
Yes I'm getting to know all your little sayings now :lol:
You'll make your co-workers blush withing a couple months with your potty mouth. :D
Just you wait... "good girl"...
You'll make your co-workers blush withing a couple months with your potty mouth. :D
I've never had anyone let me be bad :lol:
Jezter
11-26-2012, 07:01 PM
I've never had anyone let me be bad :lol:
I can only imagine how amazing it will be once you break out of your shell and get the wild cat mode on... damn!
I can only imagine how amazing it will be once you break out of your shell and get the wild cat mode on... damn!
Yeah imagine is about all I can look forward to :(
She saw some of the other gifs. She keeps telling herself she's a good girl and doesn't want to look at naughty pictures and vids, but she hangs out with us so it won't be very long before she's a fully blown perv like the rest of us.
Minz - come to the dark side - we have better toys :tup:
Jezter
11-26-2012, 07:11 PM
Yeah imagine is about all I can look forward to :(
No, you got it all wrong...
Minz - come to the dark side - we have better toys :tup:
..as MrsM here explains, better toys = more fun instantly! :D :naughty:
DemonGeminiX
11-27-2012, 01:31 AM
Holy fuck...
:-k
I wonder what a holy fuck would be like...
Muddy
11-27-2012, 01:37 AM
:-k
I wonder what a holy fuck would be like...
http://i.imgur.com/AVO3H.gif
DemonGeminiX
11-27-2012, 01:40 AM
You're getting better with MS Paint, Muddy.
:thumbsup:
Muddy
11-27-2012, 01:41 AM
You're getting better with MS Paint, Muddy.
:thumbsup:
:lol: I wish I was that good...
:-k
I wonder what a holy fuck would be like...
http://i.imgur.com/peOf6.jpg
DemonGeminiX
11-27-2012, 01:52 AM
http://i.imgur.com/peOf6.jpg
Hotlinka stinka
:P
DemonGeminiX
11-27-2012, 01:52 AM
Oh, there it goes. Wasn't showing up at first6.
Muddy
11-27-2012, 02:04 AM
Are you on the ripple yet?
Had a few beers... breaking out the hard stuff soon :tup:
and the booze too! 8-[
Muddy
11-27-2012, 02:08 AM
You got some meth?
It was a failed dick joke... I didn't mean drugs. :facepalm:
Soaking your hand in the beer and booze again?
Soaking your hand in the beer and booze again?
Closest thing I've had to a drunk horny date in months :meh:
:-k
For some reason I had you grouped with the married guys.
Hal-9000
11-27-2012, 03:31 AM
Minz - come to the dark side - we have better toys :tup: :slap:
don't corrupt her...it's hard enough for us hetero guys to get a date without you tempting her with toys and lesbianism and truths about men and...
oopsie :lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
11-27-2012, 01:31 PM
I just noticed that I am out of Coke here at work today :|
redred
11-27-2012, 01:33 PM
:hills:
:-k
For some reason I had you grouped with the married guys.
Nope, You can move me to the single hetero group.
Leefro
11-27-2012, 05:23 PM
Chinese take away meal for me tonight
Chinese take away meal for me tonight
I may just do that myself :-k
Leefro
11-27-2012, 05:31 PM
I cook all day at work (allegedly) so I canny be bothered when I get home
Although I'm off till the 11th
I cook all day at work (allegedly) so I canny be bothered when I get home
Although I'm off till the 11th
I hate cooking now that the Munchkins have moved on, it's just not the same cooking for one.
Hal-9000
11-27-2012, 05:33 PM
I left work yesterday at 1pm.....today I may leave forever.
fucking hell am I ever angry, seething fucking mad to be precise
do I need to keep killing my body and mind for this fucking company?
PorkChopSandwiches
11-27-2012, 05:34 PM
nope
I left work yesterday at 1pm.....today I may leave forever.
fucking hell am I ever angry, seething fucking mad to be precise
do I need to keep killing my body and mind for this fucking company?
Move to the UK I'll employ you :d
DemonGeminiX
11-27-2012, 05:35 PM
I'm feeling Minnesota today.
:|
PorkChopSandwiches
11-27-2012, 05:35 PM
I just noticed that I am out of Coke here at work today :|
addict
Leefro
11-27-2012, 05:36 PM
it's just not the same cooking for one.
Is that a cry for help ?
I'm feeling Minnesota today.
:|
Do you have her permission?
Is that a cry for help ?
:lol: I really have no idea how to cook for just one person :lol:
Leefro
11-27-2012, 05:37 PM
This will be my journey to Swansea tomorrow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CktlPIlsBdw
I gots me wellies packed tomorrow n all
DemonGeminiX
11-27-2012, 05:37 PM
Do you have her permission?
See, Minz? We're getting to you.
;)
See, Minz? We're getting to you.
;)
:shock: So it seems.
Leefro
11-27-2012, 05:38 PM
:lol: I really have no idea how to cook for just one person :lol:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8Oe91722VvY/Tzn8dQMsbTI/AAAAAAAABPM/KHDoA5nccJI/s1600/microwaves-5.jpg
Lambchop
11-27-2012, 05:39 PM
I left work yesterday at 1pm.....today I may leave forever.
fucking hell am I ever angry, seething fucking mad to be precise
do I need to keep killing my body and mind for this fucking company?
Have you thought about getting a note from your physician stating the impact your work is having on your condition and have them adjust your workload accordingly?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8Oe91722VvY/Tzn8dQMsbTI/AAAAAAAABPM/KHDoA5nccJI/s1600/microwaves-5.jpg
I have one of those all singing all dancing microwave/oven thingies but no idea how to cook anything in it, I've always used a proper oven.
Teh One Who Knocks
11-27-2012, 05:42 PM
I left work yesterday at 1pm.....today I may leave forever.
fucking hell am I ever angry, seething fucking mad to be precise
do I need to keep killing my body and mind for this fucking company?
What's wrong?
I'm feeling Minnesota today.
:|
:-s
addict
Am not!!! :x
Leefro
11-27-2012, 05:44 PM
I have one of those all singing all dancing microwave/oven thingies but no idea how to cook anything in it, I've always used a proper oven.
http://www.oddballdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/all-day-breakfast-in-a-can.jpg
http://www.oddballdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/all-day-breakfast-in-a-can.jpg
:-k Doesn't look very appealing.
Leefro
11-27-2012, 05:47 PM
Go out
get pissed
Have on of those
Simples
Go out
get pissed
Have on of those
Simples
I have nobody to go out and get pissed with :(
Although this bottle of wine in the fridge looks awfully tempting :lol:
Leefro
11-27-2012, 05:53 PM
You and HAL seriously need to get together
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