Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Hal-9000]

Well wtf is a trash can or garbage can? its a rubish bin! You canadians :rolleyes:

trash can - Katie Price

'rubbish' usually means wrong or a lie...

[DemonGeminiX]

36. Surely the most irritating is: "You do the Math." Math? It's MATHS. Michael Zealey, London

And as a mathematician, I can tell you that you are completely and utterly wrong. It's math, not maths. Fucking idiot.

[DemonGeminiX]

Its a rubbish bin!

Rubbish! It's a trash can!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And as a mathematician, I can tell you that you are completely and utterly wrong. It's math, not maths. Fucking idiot.

THANK YOU! It bothers me to no end when I hear Euros call it maths. Maybe they need to go back to Englishes class :rolleyes:

[Hal-9000]

THANK YOU! It bothers me to no end when I hear Euros call it maths. Maybe they need to go back to Englishes class :rolleyes:

:lol:


yeah! or back to Social Studies...










:coat:

[minz]

I hated maths :sad2:

[DemonGeminiX]

21. A "heads up". For example, as in a business meeting. Lets do a "heads up" on this issue. I have never been sure of the meaning. R Haworth, Marlborough

You don't "do a heads up". That's stupid. "Heads up" is an informal way of saying "Attention!" or "Look out!"

Seriously, they're complaining about shit and they don't even know how it's used.

:rolleyes:

[DemonGeminiX]

I hated maths :sad2:

Maybe you'd like it better if you learned how to say it correctly. It's math.

[minz]

Maybe you'd like it better if you learned how to say it correctly. It's math.

I was winding you up. :nana:

[minz]

You don't "do a head's up". That's stupid. "Head's up" is an informal way of saying "Attention!" or "Look out!"

Seriously, they're complaining about shit and they don't even know how it's used.

:rolleyes:

I did find it rather amusing to read, I have to say ive not heard of some of them.

[Griffin]

two people(s) divided by (a) common language(s).

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You don't "do a heads up". That's stupid. "Heads up" is an informal way of saying "Attention!" or "Look out!"

Seriously, they're complaining about shit and they don't even know how it's used.

:rolleyes:

Like this one:


40.I am increasingly hearing the phrase "that'll learn you" - when the English (and more correct) version was always "that'll teach you". What a ridiculous phrase! Tabitha, London

Everyone knows that is a very informal (and usually sarcastic) phrase....but not her. Instead of figuring that out, she'd rather complain about it :rolleyes:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I hated maths :sad2:

Never heard of it....what's it about?

[DemonGeminiX]

I did find it rather amusing to read, I have to say ive not heard of some of them.

To be honest, there a few where they do have a legitimate gripe. But some of them, including the math thing, they're just way off base.

[minz]

Never heard of it....what's it about?

Not sure, something about numers I think. :-k

[Hal-9000]

How come British money is sooo fookin BIG? :lol:

Is everyone near sighted over there?

[minz]

How come British money is sooo fookin BIG? :lol:

Is everyone near sighted over there?

Your joking, have you seen the size of the £ coin?

[DemonGeminiX]

Ok, I had to close that article. The more I looked at it, the more it pissed me off.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

Your joking, have you seen the size of the £ coin?

I've never seen your coins *waggles eyebrows*...your pound notes however, look like rags you can wipe your car off with.

[Hal-9000]

Tony Danza!

[DemonGeminiX]

This hair is getting on my nerves.

:|

[Hal-9000]

This hair is getting on my nerves.

:|

I'm growing mine long on purpose and I'm starting to look like the lost Hanson brother :lol: ...like real lost.

We should post pics in a few days, see who looks the most scruffy :thumbsup:

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm growing mine long on purpose and I'm starting to look like the lost Hanson brother :lol: ...like real lost.

We should post pics in a few days, see who looks the most scruffy :thumbsup:

:-s

My hair has been long since 2007. Like "past my shoulder blades" long. And I'm not posting any pics of myself with you photoshopping paint pirates around.

[Hal-9000]

I could make you a star




:lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

:hand:

No thanks.

[minz]

:-s

My hair has been long since 2007. Like "past my shoulder blades" long. And I'm not posting any pics of myself with you photoshopping paint pirates around.

Chicken

[minz]

I've never seen your coins *waggles eyebrows*...your pound notes however, look like rags you can wipe your car off with.

Erm, we havent had pound notes since the 80's :huh:

[Hal-9000]

Erm, we havent had pound notes since the 80's :huh:

so you don't use paper money at all to do transactions?


*throws out entire Brit TV and film collection*

[DemonGeminiX]

Chicken

:nono:

You shush.

[minz]

so you don't use paper money at all to do transactions?


*throws out entire Brit TV and film collection*

Well..... we have 5's and 10's and 20's and 50's but no ones, they are coins now, sorry was I splitting hairs a little then :lol:

[minz]

:nono:

You shush.

post your pic and I'll shush.

[Hal-9000]

Well..... we have 5's and 10's and 20's and 50's but no ones, they are coins now, sorry was I splitting hairs a little then :lol:

:slap: pound notes was an expression and yes you were splitting hairs you spiteful ho :lol:

now can you post us a picture of how big your MONETARY notes are in relationship to something common?

[RBP]

:slap: pound notes was an expression and yes you were splitting hairs you spiteful ho :lol:

now can you post us a picture of how big your MONETARY notes are in relationship to something common?

http://i.imgur.com/ygTeR.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

post your pic and I'll shush.

No. Shush.

:P

[Hal-9000]

thanks RBP


we have that ugly woman on some of our bills too..

[DemonGeminiX]

http://i.imgur.com/ygTeR.jpg

That woman looks like a man.

8-[

[Hal-9000]

she's a queen! :cheerlead:

[minz]

:slap: pound notes was an expression and yes you were splitting hairs you spiteful ho :lol:

now can you post us a picture of how big your MONETARY notes are in relationship to something common?

LMAO did you really just call me a ho? [-(:potkettle:

[Hal-9000]

LMAO did you really just call me a ho? [-(:potkettle:

in Canada, spiteful ho means dearest lover or friend :thumbsup:

























8-[

[minz]

in Canada, spiteful ho means dearest lover or friend :thumbsup:























8-[

Do I look like I was born yesterday? Fear not, I shall bide my time and get you back :lol: *spoken in my best plumy accent* :mrgreen:

[Hal-9000]

I quiver in anticipation waiting for your clever rebuttal :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Do I look like I was born yesterday?

Yes? :-s

[Hal-9000]

Lance?

It was a Beatle's song that Goofy had to educate Loser on, not you :lol:

http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?10156-Hal-s-quot-Coming-out-of-the-closet-quot-thread&p=120107&viewfull=1#post120107

[minz]

Yes? :-s

So I look good for my age then? :lol:

[minz]

I quiver in anticipation waiting for your clever rebuttal :thumbsup:

And so you should. :lol:

[Loser]

It's 80F in my house and when I walk in from outside, it feels like im walking into a cooler....:shock:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Lance?

It was a Beatle's song that Goofy had to educate Loser on, not you :lol:

http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?10156-Hal-s-quot-Coming-out-of-the-closet-quot-thread&p=120107&viewfull=1#post120107

That's why I didn't know :nono:

[minz]

It's 80F in my house and when I walk in from outside, it feels like im walking into a cooler....:shock:

Its cold here, Ive had the heating on tonight.

[Loser]

Its cold here, Ive had the heating on tonight.

My face still feels like its sitting over a camp fire:hot:

[minz]

I should go to bed really, its 3am, I'm up at 7am and I've got a long drive tomorrow. :-k

[Hal-9000]

That's why I didn't know :nono:

all you moderators look alike

[Hal-9000]

I should go to bed really, its 3am, I'm up at 7am and I've got a long drive tomorrow. :-k

Then get yourself to bed!






Good night,
you spiteful ho :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Jessie is a friend, yeah

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I know he's been a good friend of mine

[Teh One Who Knocks]

But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Jessie's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine

:dance:

[Hal-9000]

If you're air guitaring in your underwear to Rick Springfield, please stop :lol:

[Hal-9000]

oh Christ another song from my youth...ruined :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

If you're air guitaring in your underwear to Rick Springfield, please stop :lol:


oh Christ another song from my youth...ruined :|

Then why are you logged onto my webcam feed? :-s

[minz]

Then get yourself to bed!






Good night,
you spiteful ho :lol:

:fryingpan::ignore:

[Loser]

Then why are you logged onto my webcam feed? :-s

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW....:puke:













what feed? :oops:

[Hal-9000]

Then why are you logged onto my webcam feed? :-s


Because Rick lives on in my heart forever, no matter how many DUI's and domestic battery charges he gets :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW....:puke:













what feed? :oops:

[-(

[Loser]

[-(

K.:sad2:

[minz]

Hal and Lance on cam... :gheyfight: :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I don't have a cam...and applaud that decision just about every day of my life :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

:wha:

My water smells like sulfur.

[Jezter]

:wha:

My water smells like sulfur.
Quit farting into it!

[Muddy]

It's the devil...

[DemonGeminiX]

It smells when I flush the toilet too. That can't be good...

:wha:

[Jezter]

It smells when I flush the toilet too. That can't be good...

:wha:

Try to light it on fire.
Wasn't there some commotion about people's tap water being flammable because some weird method of collecting gas used by some company/companies? That then sen the gas on the move and it got into household water and became flammable...

[DemonGeminiX]

The area I live in had a paper mill in operation here for like 60 years or so. It's closed now, but when I first moved here 20 years ago, it was in full swing and you could smell the byproduct (that had that hydrogen sulfide smell) in the air. Needless to say the plant has left a large concentration of that byproduct in the soil, which means it's seeped into the groundwater and into the wells. Technically speaking, it's not harmful, it just smells like rotten eggs. The problem is, it hasn't smelled like that in the water supply in any of the houses I lived in down here for the past 20 years, but it smells now. I was thinking it might be the water softener, but it's coming from the toilet as well, so I don't know what's going on.

[Jezter]

The area I live in had a paper mill in operation here for like 60 years or so. It's closed now, but when I first moved here 20 years ago, it was in full swing and you could smell the byproduct (that had that hydrogen sulfide smell) in the air. Needless to say the plant has left a large concentration of that byproduct in the soil, which means it's seeped into the groundwater and into the wells. Technically speaking, it's not harmful, it just smells like rotten eggs. The problem is, it hasn't smelled like that in the water supply in any of the houses I lived in down here for the past 20 years, but it smells now. I was thinking it might be the water softener, but it's coming from the toilet as well, so I don't know what's going on.
Eeewww!! That is nasty, man... Can you call someone to come check if it is toxic? And get that stuff on record in case it does something to you, your house, the pipes, soil etc.

[DemonGeminiX]

Hydrogen sulfide isn't toxic except in extreme levels which would make the smell incredibly unbearable. It's not at that point. Again, it's relatively harmless, it just smells bad.

I'm not sure if it does anything to the pipes, but that is a good point. I'm sure it's in the well, I just don't know why it would pop up now after all this time.

[Jezter]

Hydrogen sulfide isn't toxic except in extreme levels which would make the smell incredibly unbearable. It's not at that point. Again, it's relatively harmless, it just smells bad.

I'm not sure if it does anything to the pipes, but that is a good point. I'm sure it's in the well, I just don't know why it would pop up now after all this time.
Dude, how do you know it is just harmless stuff at this point? If it has had years and years to build up and react with whoknowswhat left by the factory...collect some toxic stuff from the soil on its way... I would get that shit checked, man. A lot of bad stuff does not taste and smell really and especially when there is something with so strong odor, it could mask some toxic stuff.

[DemonGeminiX]

I know because it's in my best interests to know. I've known about it for 20 years. It's not toxic.

[Jezter]

I know because it's in my best interests to know. I've known about it for 20 years. It's not toxic.

Kewl..add my name to your Will tho. I tried to save you afterall. :P

[DemonGeminiX]

:-k

So I'm adding Thorogrim the Finnish Viking to my will...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Kewl..add my name to your Will tho. I tried to save you afterall. :P

Then why did you tell me to dump all that hydrogen sulfide in DGX's house? :-s

[DemonGeminiX]

:|

*Removes Thorogrim the Finnish Viking from will*

[Jezter]

:-k

So I'm adding Thorogrim the Finnish Viking to my will...
:lol: That'll do! Need my bank account # or something to go with that? :lol:

Then why did you tell me to dump all that hydrogen sulfide in DGX's house? :-s
Ssssh! Goshdangit!! I was going to give you your cut! :x

:|

*Removes Thorogrim the Finnish Viking from will*
See!? SEE!? There goes my fortune...

[DemonGeminiX]

I was only gonna leave you my collection of old ratty looking paperback novels anyway.

[-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Erotic novels? :-k

[Jezter]

I was only gonna leave you my collection of old ratty looking paperback novels anyway.

[-(
Good thing I like reading!

Erotic novels? :-k
I hope not..otherwise the pages would get a little too much glue...

[DemonGeminiX]

No, D&D endless quest novels.

:tup:

[Hugh_Janus]

dungeons and dragons? :-s and there's me thinking you were pretty cool :facepalm:

[DemonGeminiX]

[-(

I'm not giving him my horror novels.

[Hal-9000]

what about your Cosmo's?

[DemonGeminiX]

:hand:

The only magazines I have laying around are old Guitar and Guitar World magazines.

[Joebob034]

It's too hot to do anything today

[SmoothBob]

Ahm hungry..

[Dragoness_Cutie]

Me too. I should probably go eat something.

[SmoothBob]

Will i get to have another BBQ this year..

[PorkChopSandwiches]

i have food in my teeth

[Muddy]

I'm going to the gym today and beat that elliptical down...

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Im going to work on a BJ for myself

[Muddy]

I got some puss this morning.. It was nice... freshly shaven up...

[Hal-9000]

my pussy is hairy..I need to groom :|

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I get up to early for morning pussy. It happens only once in a while.

[Muddy]

I get up to early for morning pussy. It happens only once in a while.

I only need to get up like 5 minutes early... :lol: :razz:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I get up around 5, my wife wants nothing to do with that hour :lol:

[Muddy]

I like to wake my wife up a few minutes early with a nice loud raspy fart...

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I like to wake my wife up a few minutes early with a nice loud raspy fart...

give a quick dutch oven

[Muddy]

You need to check out a "philly sidecar"... :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

You need to check out a "philly sidecar"... :lol:

:vomit:

[DemonGeminiX]

I was thinking something but after reading the "philly sidecar" comment and knowing exactly what he's talking about, all thoughts vacated my mind and were immediately replaced with...

Dude, that's just wrong... so very very wrong....

:no:

[Hal-9000]

do I have to google this? :lol:


ok, I'm goin in..

[Hal-9000]

oh ffs :lol:

"Popular among prisoners as a means to get cigarettes or pay off debts..."

:rofl:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

oh ffs :lol:

"Popular among prisoners as a means to get cigarettes or pay off debts..."

:rofl:

Related :lol:

clorch

Intercourse with a colostomy hole. Typical among inmates, and frequently discovered in the medical profession because of genital herpes virus infection around the abdominal opening.

After a session of clorching, the inmates relaxed and had a smoke.

[Pony]

I like to wake my wife up a few minutes early with a nice loud raspy fart...


give a quick dutch oven


You need to check out a "philly sidecar"... :lol:

Foreplay?

[Dragoness_Cutie]

Thinking... I am SO not looking that up or clicking spoiler tags right now. :lol:

[Satan]

It is pretty nasty. One of my more humorous ideas.

:twisted:

[Hal-9000]

Thinking... I am SO not looking that up or clicking spoiler tags right now. :lol:

It's not so much bad as plain fricken weird :lol:

[Loser]

You need to check out a "philly sidecar"... :lol:


:vomit:


I was thinking something but after reading the "philly sidecar" comment and knowing exactly what he's talking about, all thoughts vacated my mind and were immediately replaced with...

Dude, that's just wrong... so very very wrong....

:no:


oh ffs :lol:

"Popular among prisoners as a means to get cigarettes or pay off debts..."

:rofl:


Related :lol:

clorch

Intercourse with a colostomy hole. Typical among inmates, and frequently discovered in the medical profession because of genital herpes virus infection around the abdominal opening.

After a session of clorching, the inmates relaxed and had a smoke.


It is pretty nasty. One of my more humorous ideas.

:twisted:


I lold so fkin hard, I have to clean up pop off my desk. :lol:

It came outa my nose :(

[Muddy]

Foreplay?

actually more like a call to arms.. :lol:

[Southern Belle]

tv sucks right now.

[Southern Belle]

Will Big Brother ever be over. ffs

[Hugh_Janus]

You need to check out a "philly sidecar"... :lol:

jesus christ, man.... that's nasty as fuck!! My old boss had one and nowI'm thinking about some dude dipping his dick in there

[DemonGeminiX]

My water company lied. They said they'd be done at 1 and the water's still not back on.

[-(

[DemonGeminiX]

Yay! The water's back on and it doesn't smell iike shit!

:woohoo:

[Hal-9000]

What does it taste like? :face:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Since I am going to be at the race track most of the day tomorrow, and since it is supposed to be 96° and very sunny, I decided to buy some sunblock today so I would have it tomorrow. I always get badly burned when I go up to the track and spend all day in the sun and I am tired of it.

So I start looking at the sunblock, and I realize that it has been a very long time since I bought any, but HOLY MOLY Batman, when did a small tube of sunblock start costing $11? :shock:

[Hal-9000]

Since I am going to be at the race track most of the day tomorrow, and since it is supposed to be 96° and very sunny, I decided to buy some sunblock today so I would have it tomorrow. I always get badly burned when I go up to the track and spend all day in the sun and I am tired of it.

So I start looking at the sunblock, and I realize that it has been a very long time since I bought any, but HOLY MOLY Batman, when did a small tube of sunblock start costing $11? :shock:

fancy parasol = 9.99 :face:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

fancy parasol = 9.99 :face:

:gay:

[Hal-9000]

and watching it at home on TV = priceless :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

Lank,
I hear that bacon grease makes an excellent substitute for sunblock.Just smear about 5 pounds of that on and don't sit near any dogs :thumbsup:









:lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

I should be out groping some bitches tonight

[Teh One Who Knocks]

and watching it at home on TV = priceless :thumbsup:

:slap:


Lank,
I hear that bacon grease makes an excellent substitute for sunblock.Just smear about 5 pounds of that on and don't sit near any dogs :thumbsup:









:lol:

:beatdown:

[JoeyB]

I should be out groping some bitches tonight

And why aren't you?

[Hugh_Janus]

cos I was busy playing a video game

[JoeyB]

cos I was busy playing a video game

You'd rather play a video game than feel a tit in your hand?

[Hugh_Janus]

and although technically true, its not the actual reason^ :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Lance the bacon grease idea works and think about how good you'll smell after it starts heating up..and sizzling and crackling :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

damn you and your ninja post

[Hugh_Janus]

are you shitting me?

[JoeyB]

You'd rather play a video game than feel a tit in your hand?


and although technically true, its not the actual reason^ :lol:

Umm..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Lance the bacon grease idea works and think about how good you'll smell after it starts heating up..and sizzling and crackling :lol:

:stfu:







:banana:

[DemonGeminiX]

To burrito? Or not to burrito? That is the question.

[Southern Belle]

Chicken, beef or bean?


I had two tacos while ago from Del Taco.

[DemonGeminiX]

Taco Bell brought back the Cheesy Double Beef Burrito and the Triple Steak Burrito. I'm addicted to those things.

:homer:

[Southern Belle]

I like Taco Bell too. I'm limited to what I can eat there but if it's in a corn tortilla, I'm usually good to go.

[DemonGeminiX]

See, this is where impulse control becomes a problem for me. They dropped those two from the menu a while ago and I was working on a terrible addiction to them. Now that they're back...

I think I'm gonna have to run for the border soon.

8-[

[Hal-9000]

If I had a triple steak burrito I'd be in the hospital :|

I want..

[Southern Belle]

Don't eat one Hal!

[Hal-9000]

I had a whole bunch of probiotic yogurts and two bananas yesterday and felt like I was gonna blow banana flavored bacteria out through my nose for most of the day :lol:


today was better...managed half a sub from Subway and haven't felt like an alien was going burst out of my bellybutton yet

[Jezter]

Now...someone tell me where my shoes are?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Now...someone tell me where my shoes are?

I sold them at the county fair two towns over :oops:

[Jezter]

I sold them at the county fair two towns over :oops:

You motherb....! They were good shoes too! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I got $3 for them :dance2:

[Godfather]

Working Saturdays is garbage :x

But it's all good, going to the final day of the Open tomorrow :mrgreen:

[golfer]

do i go reheat my burrito or continue thinking about re heating my burrito...

[RBP]

well that's one page anyway. :|

[Southern Belle]

Wow!

[golfer]

well that's one page anyway. :|

whatcha working on since im to lazy to scroll backwards to find out :D

[JoeyB]

Now...someone tell me where my shoes are?

I can tell you where they aren't. They aren't in Iceland, Venezuela, or Hal's anus. Commence your search!

[minz]

Busy day at work today... :(

[SmoothBob]

Zat, is a large bush!

[Loser]

85 and 9am.....

Please kill me :thumbsup:

[RBP]

85 and 9am.....

Please kill me :thumbsup:

:axe:

[Loser]

:axe:


Axe to the head?

That's brutal :lol:

[RBP]

:dance:

[SmoothBob]

Have done a bbq, am sittin in me garden, sun is shining, listenin tae chill fm, havin a wee gin, a beautiful sunday.. :)

[Lambchop]

Hyde Park in the summer... yeah babeh ;x

[Shady]

It's been a while since I posted in general chat.

[Hal-9000]

It's been a while since I posted in general chat.

dude...sit by me



http://i.imgur.com/Ej0vB.jpg

[Southern Belle]

w00t! What a number!

[DemonGeminiX]

Burn out the day
Burn out the night...

[Leefro]

Want to take Lindsay in hand and show her the sights of Walsall while sober

[Southern Belle]

Bleh, Monday.

[RBP]

I don't think I am up for the day... too early.

[Hal-9000]

my sister and her husband will be here this week :thumbsup:

man they have a busy schedule - get here Weds, visits friends Thurs, spend time with hal Friday, wedding Saturday out of town, then family reunion out of town on Sun/Mon..

[Hal-9000]

and someone just took Friday off as a holiday :rolleyes:


:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I looked at my paycheck last week....I've taken 3 days off all year

[Hal-9000]

Up around 16-18 days for me :cheerlead:

[RBP]

I looked at my paycheck last week....I've taken 3 days off all year

How much time off do you get? Sounds like someone needs a Vegas trip.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

How much time off do you get? Sounds like someone needs a Vegas trip.

13 days

[Hugh_Janus]

wtf is the world coming to? News headline on the radio earlier today "tributes paid to amy winehouse; and in other news, police charge man in norway over two attacks"

"and in other news..." the fuck? :-s

[minz]

13 days

13 days holiday all year :shock: how mean...

[KevinD]

I get 14 paid vacation days/yr and 9 paid holiday/yr. No paid sick days. But, since I work so much, I can pretty much take paid days off when I want too.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

13 days holiday all year :shock: how mean...

Plus 6 national holidays that everyone basically has off, but I don't count those. I get 10 vacation days and 3 sick days a year.

[Hal-9000]

Every minute I miss, I don't get paid.Sick or otherwise.....that's why I love my 4.53892 weeks paid holidays :cheerlead:

[minz]

Plus 6 national holidays that everyone basically has off, but I don't count those. I get 10 vacation days and 3 sick days a year.

Thats crap, my girls get 30 days including public hols plus 7days paid sick leave on top of that, you should come work for me Lance :lol: you would make a great beautician. :mrgreen:

[Hal-9000]

7 paid sick days? :|

my company needs to read this....no offense but your girls are working in a beauty parlor and we work in a warehouse

[minz]

7 paid sick days? :|

my company needs to read this....no offense but your girls are working in a beauty parlor and we work in a warehouse

You may not think it, but its a very labour intensive job.

[Hal-9000]

You may not think it, but its a very labour intensive job.

mine too :lol: (jussss a lil bit)

[minz]

7 paid sick days? :|

my company needs to read this....no offense but your girls are working in a beauty parlor and we work in a warehouse

And I say 7 days, the hairdresser has had at least 10 days paid sick leave to date.

[Hal-9000]

And I say 7 days, the hairdresser has had at least 10 days paid sick leave to date.


Are you bad at accounting?





:lol:

[minz]

Are you bad at accounting?




:lol:

No but she had a week off due to a miscarriage, how could I not pay her, poor girl :(

[Hal-9000]

No but she had a week off due to a miscarriage, how could I not pay her, poor girl :(

oh..well that's a little different.You kinda framed it like she was a miscreant or lazy..

[minz]

oh..well that's a little different.You kinda framed it like she was a miscreant or lazy..

She's had 14 sick days since Feb, not the greatest record to be honest.

[Hal-9000]

Can you teach me to be a hairdresser?

Just today my old East Indian coworker called me a pretty boy because my hair is getting long :lol:

[minz]

Can you teach me to be a hairdresser?

Just today my old East Indian coworker called me a pretty boy because my hair is getting long :lol:

You growing your hair?

[Hal-9000]

You growing your hair?

I think I posted some pics in April...and it's 3 months later so yes, I'm certainly not cutting it :lol:

[minz]

I think I posted some pics in April...and it's 3 months later so yes, I'm certainly not cutting it :lol:

I agree, dont cut it. :mrgreen:

[Hal-9000]

it's been so long since I've worn my hair this long...reminds me of freedom :oops:

[minz]

it's been so long since I've worn my hair this long...reminds me of freedom :oops:

I like long hair. :)

[Hal-9000]

I like long hair on girls.Especially ugly girls...especially when it covers their entire face :thumbsup:

[minz]

I like long hair on girls.Especially ugly girls...especially when it covers their entire face :thumbsup:

Better grow mine then :sad2:

[Hal-9000]

Better grow mine then :sad2:

HEY! I said ugly girls :hand:

you are not anywhere near that category (Lance is)

[minz]

HEY! I said ugly girls :hand:

you are not anywhere near that category (Lance is)

:lol: poor Lance :)

grrrrr pc running slow uploading these photo's :(

[Hal-9000]

Lance is a handsome woman :thumbsup:

[minz]

Lance is a handsome woman :thumbsup:

Yeah, (s)he is kind of cute :giggle:

[Hal-9000]

in lipstick and heels...Lance turns heads :thumbsup:







*usually into the barf bag or trash receptacle*

[minz]

in lipstick and heels...Lance turns heads :thumbsup:






*usually into the barf bag or trash receptacle*

Awww poor Lance :(

[Dragoness_Cutie]

13 days holiday all year :shock: how mean...
I don't get any, but that's the curse of working on-call and part-time positions, I guess. That and no benefits.

[Hal-9000]

I don't get any, but that's the curse of working on-call and part-time positions, I guess. That and no benefits.

The only benefit to having no benefits is not dragging yer ass out of bed 5 days a week/52 weeks a year :x

[Dragoness_Cutie]

I would soooo rather have that steady of work than have barely enough money and no benefits!

[Hal-9000]

I have barely enough money and I work full time :lol:

my friend with MS made 8 thousand less than me last year...sitting at home.

not saying he doesn't deserve it, but the $ aspect is depressing at times...

[minz]

The only benefit to having no benefits is not dragging yer ass out of bed 5 days a week/52 weeks a year :x

Try 7 days a week :(

[Hal-9000]

Try 7 days a week :(

I couldn't do it...I have to regroup physically and mentally

[minz]

I couldn't do it...I have to regroup physically and mentally

I struggle to at times.

[Leefro]

I get 14 paid vacation days/yr and 9 paid holiday/yr. No paid sick days. But, since I work so much, I can pretty much take paid days off when I want too.

I get around 35 paid holiday days as Bank Holidays are included in the total whether you work them or not

The company I work for allow around 3/4 weeks full sick pay then it's SSP

[Hugh_Janus]

I don't get any sick days :wha:

[Hal-9000]

shitfuckpisspoopeerogermyasswithaballpeenhammer!!! !

:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

Soundgarden is back together and just heard on the radio - Soundgarden live at The Saddledome (my home arena) JULY BLOODY 27TH!!!!!!

that's two days from now!!!!!!! thanks for the warning you media a-hole assholes!!!! :x

[Southern Belle]

just not into this tonite

[MrsM]

I get 15 days vacation + 6 sick days + 6 personal days + all federal and provincial holidays

[Hal-9000]

just not into this tonite

then don't type, move away slowly....

me too Belle, I've been getting these afternoon pounder headaches and I really should move around :thumbsup:

[minz]

just not into this tonite

You ok Belle?

[MrsM]

just not into this tonite

Need a hug Belle? :hug:

[Jezter]

YAY! All post will come up in funky order now! :cheerlead:

[Muddy]

Gotta love Taco Tuesday.... All kinds of good hot salsas..!

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Taco Tuesdays are a hit in my house too. This one place does full size hard tacos for a buck a piece with the purchase of a drink. Cant beat that deal

[Muddy]

Taco Tuesdays are a hit in my house too. This one place does full size hard tacos for a buck a piece with the purchase of a drink. Cant beat that deal


Thats what this is... I got jalapeno salsa, tomatillo salsa, some white cream base salsa(didnt eat) and a regular salsa all made in house.... Awesome...

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:tup:

[Muddy]

Those mutha funkas loved me cause I was complementing them on their salsas... Were calling me "amigo"...

[PorkChopSandwiches]

when they say that to a Güero , it means asshole

[Muddy]

what do you mean?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

it means friend in spanish, when they say it to other mexicans, when they say it to a white boy its more a fuck you :dance: :lol:

[Muddy]

Are you serious? And don't play with me here...

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Not really, if they call you Güero (pronounced wedo) means white boy, but its derogatory. Then you know they are talking shit.

[Muddy]

Thats cool... They seemed to be ok guys...

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Yeah Homie

[Jezter]

Not really, if they call you Güero (pronounced wedo) means white boy, but its derogatory. Then you know they are talking shit.

How the fuck you make "güero" to sound "wedo" ? I mean...those are sooo different. :S I'd go with "gwero" or "wero" if the "g" is soft...

EDIT: Also don't mean to sound rude. Just frustrated my bet is going to shit cuz of Rangers being pussies just like those Dinamo Kievs. :(

[Muddy]

AND... When I was leaving there was a table of 4 nice looking girls... A little blonde number turned and smiled at me.. :dance:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

How the fuck you make "güero" to sound "wedo" ? I mean...those are sooo different. :S I'd go with "gwero" or "wero" if the "g" is soft...

EDIT: Also don't mean to sound rude. Just frustrated my bet is going to shit cuz of Rangers being pussies just like those Dinamo Kievs. :(

its spanish :lol:

[golfer]

I hate dealing with customer service ...

[Jezter]

AND... When I was leaving there was a table of 4 nice looking girls... A little blonde number turned and smiled at me.. :dance:

She wants to fuck.

[Muddy]

She wants to fuck.

I wouldn't go that far... But I will say that she was intrigued enough to smile at me, and make sure I knew it...

[Jezter]

I wouldn't go that far... But I will say that she was intrigued enough to smile at me, and make sure I knew it...

This is you glancing back:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3wu2eM0sA1qa6wvao1_500.png

[Muddy]

This is you glancing back:

http://api.ning.com/files/XaOWRr855agpd6tF1EbC8y8W1qRJayT5E6tw*d6zO4aodZsBn6 7In59wAimYkRq2IoW*nLF8NDWF-Y0iSJtY7PrcgZMnP7CL/mybody.jpg

:lol: I've gotten so old Jez, that I just smile right back... Im not intimidated at all... I know I cant do anything about it(married), so I might as well just grin...

[Jezter]

:lol: I've gotten so old Jez, that I just smile right back... Im not intimidated at all... I know I cant do anything about it(married), so I might as well just grin...

You can look, but not touch.






And fap. :D

[Muddy]

I bet she was all of 19... *ooops* hand me a tissue please... :lol:

[Jezter]

Was she all nice and chubby too, seeing she was piggin' out on tacos? :lol:

I like 'em with a bit o' meat on the bones!

[Muddy]

If I go far enough to mention a girl from the real world on a forum... You outta know she wasn't fat... fit maybe, but not fat... :dance:

[golfer]

Taco Tuesdays are a hit in my house too. This one place does full size hard tacos for a buck a piece with the purchase of a drink. Cant beat that deal

Where is that porky?

[Jezter]

If I go far enough to mention a girl from the real world on a forum... You outta know she wasn't fat... fit maybe, but not fat... :dance:

As long as not anorexic or like Schwarzenegger at his best years.

[Muddy]

Here's a pic I snapped from my cell..

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/24/article-0-0D55C894000005DC-603_468x405.jpg

[golfer]

What the fuck are the neighbors above me doing? Holding tap dancing classes :-k cant i just :machinegun:







:lol:

[Jezter]

Here's a pic I snapped from my cell..

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/24/article-0-0D55C894000005DC-603_468x405.jpg
http://random-gif.com/gif/Tyra%20Banks.gif

What the fuck are the neighbors above me doing? Holding tap dancing classes :-k cant i just :machinegun:







:lol:
Dooo eet!