Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Hugh_Janus]

Call it back and ask?
let's not bring common sense into this :slap:

Type the number into Google, if it's a listed number it will come back with the results

tried that, no joy

[Teh One Who Knocks]

tried that, no joy

Probably unlisted then...unless you call it back, no chance of finding out easily then

[Hugh_Janus]

fuckin gay as fuck :sigh:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://i.imgur.com/OqnrJ.png

[Hugh_Janus]

http://i.imgur.com/OqnrJ.png

then why the fuck did I get a pair of coppers knocking on my door a couple of years ago asking me if I was making prank phonecalls to the emergency services because whoever was doing it gave them my name and address? :-s. They had the phone number that was making the calls and they asked me if I recognised it.... I asked them why don't you call it and find out who it is? "oh, we can't do that" was the answer :facepalm:

[Hugh_Janus]

Probably unlisted then...unless you call it back, no chance of finding out easily then


http://i.imgur.com/OqnrJ.png

just found it.... put a space between the area code and the rest of the number and bingo!

what bullshit.... a fucking space made the difference :facepalm:

[minz]

just found it.... put a space between the area code and the rest of the number and bingo!

what bullshit.... a fucking space made the difference :facepalm:

So it was bingo asking why your late for your night out? :)

[Hugh_Janus]

So it was bingo asking why your late for your night out? :)

I'm not an eighty year old woman :slap:

[minz]

I'm not an eighty year old woman :slap:

Your not? :shock:

[Hugh_Janus]

well, my nipples aren't by my knees, so I'm fairly certain :lol:

[Hal-9000]

our couriers have reverse directories :lol:...it's not as protected over here as the UK it seems...

[Hal-9000]

fook, I'm totally burnt, stressed and sore already...

and Monday isn't even over yet :sad2:

[minz]

fook, I'm totally burnt, stressed and sore already...

and Monday isn't even over yet :sad2:

:hug: I'd offer to give you a massage but my arms won't reach that far. :(

[minz]

I really should eat something...

[Lambchop]

ffs arranged to meet an old friend but he brings along this other guy who I can't stand! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr -.-

[Muddy]

ffs arranged to meet an old friend but he brings along this other guy who I can't stand! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr -.-

Did ya'll do some 69'ing?

[Lambchop]

I'm saving that for when I fly over to the Eastern Coast sugarplum.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I really should eat something...

Let me guess....toast? :-s

[Leefro]

I really should eat something...

HAL ?

[Leefro]

He could be a fucking bartender for all we know

[minz]

Let me guess....toast? :-s

You were right. :lol:


HAL ?

:lol: I'm sure he wouldn't mind :lol:

[minz]

Facebook is offline :lol:

[Leefro]

Server not found







Firefox can't find the server at www.facebook.com.





Check the address for typing errors such as
ww.example.com instead of
www.example.com
If you are unable to load any pages, check your computer's network
connection.
If your computer or network is protected by a firewall or proxy, make sure
that Firefox is permitted to access the Web.

[Hugh_Janus]

o noes...

[Hugh_Janus]

think I've got dermatitis again.... gay

[Muddy]

think I've got dermatitis again.... gay

You scaly reptilian fuck! :lol:

[minz]

:rofl:

[Hugh_Janus]

You scaly reptilian fuck! :lol:

listen here, cockmunch, I'll put money on me having softer hands than you :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

btw, the little blisters are on my finger

[Hal-9000]

I have two permanent blisters across the palm of my left hand...seriously

[PorkChopSandwiches]

then why the fuck did I get a pair of coppers knocking on my door a couple of years ago asking me if I was making prank phonecalls to the emergency services because whoever was doing it gave them my name and address? :-s. They had the phone number that was making the calls and they asked me if I recognised it.... I asked them why don't you call it and find out who it is? "oh, we can't do that" was the answer :facepalm:

Obama....wait wut?

[minz]

I have two permanent blisters across the palm of my left hand...seriously

No big surprises there eh :lol:

[RBP]

No big surprises there eh :lol:

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

I'm right handed you doofus :lol:


I only use my left hand to drive (steering wheel) and to punch things that need to be broken (left fist is stronger than right)

[RBP]

I'm right handed you doofus :lol:


I only use my left hand to drive (steering wheel) and to punch things that need to be broken (left fist is stronger than right)

I'm right handed too, but.... oh never mind. :oops:

[Hal-9000]

one of my old g/f's was left handed...

I'd always sigh and say - it feels like someone else is doing it :)






:lol: she never appreciated the humor

[RBP]

I have some money set aside for other purposes, but fuck it... it's Christmas.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

listen here, cockmunch, I'll put money on me having softer hands than you :lol:

:ghey:

[Muddy]

:ghey:

:qft:

[DemonGeminiX]

:slapchop:

[Lambchop]

blumperninkelspieldoo :huh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I smell a Wumpus

[RBP]

Hmmm... a bunch of aging former fraternity boys at the Tilted Kilt on New Year's Day for the NIU v FSU Orange Bowl. How can I miss THAT?

[DemonGeminiX]

Hmmm... a bunch of aging former fraternity boys at the Tilted Kilt on New Year's Day for the NIU v FSU Orange Bowl. How can I miss THAT?

I don't know how you feel about your old college buddies, but, unless I had definite plans that led me to getting laid on that night, then there would be a 99.99% chance that I would get together with my old college buddies. We had so much freakin' fun back in the day and from what I've heard, none of us has changed any.

Also, one more and I'm done.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I smell a Wumpus.

[DemonGeminiX]

I smell a Wumpus.

:hand:

Grue > Wumpus

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Wrong :nono:

[DemonGeminiX]

[-(

I know you are but what am I?

[KevinD]

Quick. Look over >>>>>>>>


It's a babe!

[DemonGeminiX]

:huh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[-(

I know you are but what am I?

Don't make me toss you to the Wumpus :nono:

[DemonGeminiX]

Don't make me toss you to the Wumpus :nono:

:hand:

My Grue will kick the bumpus out of your Wumpus.

[KevinD]

:huh:

I was distracting you two, lol

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:hand:

My Grue will kick the bumpus out of your Wumpus.

The Wumpus fears nothing, especially not a grue [-(

[DemonGeminiX]

The Wumpus fears nothing, especially not a grue [-(

:nono:

Fear the Grue, or the day you'll rue.

[DemonGeminiX]

:huh:

Fuck you and your shipping charges. I'll get what I need from somewhere else.

What a fucking ripoff.

[DemonGeminiX]

Ok, except for an Itunes card and a restaurant gift card, I'm done. All I gotta do is cut two checks, one for each nephew, and sign and seal a mess of cards.

I hope Home Depot doesn't drop the ball on the gift card. They always cut it really close and make me sweat.

[RBP]

How good Job, DGX. I have a lot left to buy.

Housewarming gift for this weekend... booze!

[Hal-9000]

I had 99% of my Christmas shopping done in November this year.....something that never happens.


I got my first Xmas gift today! :dance: 25 dollar giftcard for Subway from my buddy at work. (that's 2.3 subs up here)

[Hugh_Janus]

why is it so difficult to upload a god damn gif?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I did 100% of my xmas shopping on Amazon and ThinkGeek this year :dance:

Of course I only do my wife and kids and one other kid, my wife handles the rest of the family.

[Goofy]

why is it so difficult to upload a god damn gif?

ID-10-T errors? :nana:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:dance:

[Hal-9000]

why is it so difficult to upload a god damn gif?

gif2big?

[Hal-9000]

I did 100% of my xmas shopping on Amazon and ThinkGeek this year :dance:

Of course I only do my wife and kids and one other kid, my wife handles the rest of the family.


you suck :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I signed up for Amazon prime almost everything ships 2nd day for free, so worth $79 a year. I never go out to buy anything anymore, its all from Amazon :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I got this for my son at thinkgeek, how cool is it?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfQqh7iCcOU

[Hugh_Janus]

ID-10-T errors? :nana:
:slap:

:dance:
:slap:

gif2big?
oui

[Pony]

I got this for my son at thinkgeek, how cool is it?




That's really cool! Plus it works out those creativity brain cells!

[Pony]

15 minutes until I see if I qualify as a gas dryer repairman. :-s

[Hal-9000]

I got this for my son at thinkgeek, how cool is it?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfQqh7iCcOU


that...is very cool :thumbsup:

so anything that can conduct a current? pencil, play-doh, condoms????

[PorkChopSandwiches]

That's really cool! Plus it works out those creativity brain cells!
:tup: I like getting him stuff that has learning hidden in it :dance:

that...is very cool :thumbsup:

so anything that can conduct a current? pencil, play-doh, condoms????
I may keep it :lol:

[Hal-9000]

If I could map gaming keys to my dick and balls, I'll be getting one

[Hal-9000]

oh....looks like they poke the pins IN


owie :(

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Just clip them on

[Hal-9000]

Skyrim + my cock


WIN WIN WIN

[PorkChopSandwiches]

And the nude mod

[Hal-9000]

I'm a female character in Skyrim....that's bad enough :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Of course you are

[Goofy]

I'm a female character in Skyrim....that's bad enough :lol:


Of course you are

*snigger* :burn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

15 minutes until I see if I qualify as a gas dryer repairman. :-s

:hills:

[Pony]

15 minutes until I see if I qualify as a gas dryer repairman. :-s

Been running 10 minutes and no fire or explosion yet.

$17 and an hour of time > $100's for a service call

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Been running 10 minutes and no fire or explosion yet.

$17 and an hour of time > $100's for a service call

Yet being the operative word :nono:

[Pony]

Yet being the operative word :nono:

A couple weeks ago a zip up hoodie got caught in a gap and locked the drum for the entire dry cycle, since then it's been acting up, last night it wouldn't even spin 10 pounds of clothes.
Damn thing really wasn't meant to be taken apart by a do-it-yourselfer. Hidden spring clips everywhere, very few screws. You have to remove the entire top assy, remove the front assy. which also supports the drum just to get access to anything. Turns out I overheated the belt which wraps around the entire drum, belt had one little bad spot in it.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Still no fire? :-s

[Pony]

Still no fire? :-s

I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and check. I don't smell anything!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hmmmm :-k

[Pony]

Looks like the dryer repairman is gonna have to stay on unemployment.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Job killer :hand:

[Pony]

:hand: At least I didn't farm the work out to china.

Now that you're a happy homeowner you gotta start building up your tool collection. It costs too much money to call someone everytime something breaks.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have a fair amount and I don't mind fixing minor things.

[Pony]

There's not much I won't at least give it a shot with. Autobody skills really do carry over into a lot of different areas.

[Hal-9000]

I was perplexed on a bad furnace motor :oops:








:coat:

[Pony]

I was perplexed on a bad furnace motor :oops:








:coat:

I spent the morning trying to figure out why a Hyundai I'm fixing wouldn't start. Didn't run when it came in but I thought it was because the battery was split, finally got it back together and it was cranking but not firing, Found a broken oil pressure sensor, replaced that and still nothing. Finally found a little 15amp mini fuse was blown in the underhood fusebox. :woot:

[RBP]

Minz should be drunk about now, surrounded by other scantily clad hotties. :-k

[Muddy]

Maybe we can get some more panty shots this year...

[RBP]

Here's hoping!

[RBP]

thinking... I don't really want to go to a middle school band concert tonight, but going to do the good uncle thing.

[Hugh_Janus]

thinking... I don't really want to go to a middle school band concert tonight, but going to do the good uncle thing.:headbang:

[RBP]

:headbang:

:lol: yeah not quite :P

[Hugh_Janus]

:lol: yeah not quite :P

just think though, someone there may hit it big.... and you can then say you saw them perform back when they sucked :lol:

[RBP]

just think though, someone there may hit it big.... and you can then say you saw them perform back when they sucked :lol:

Maybe I'll get all the kids autographs just in case... wait, that would probably be creepy.

[Muddy]

From you.. Yes.. Lol

[DemonGeminiX]

Anal seepage

[RBP]

Anal seepage

I hate that.

[RBP]

lolwut? why is Kanye West (or as my mother said, "that kane west") wearing a skirt? and why does his ass look better in it than KK? :huh:

Also, his "music" sucks balls.

[Godfather]

I'm thinking that if I'm being totally honest, I haven't enjoyed anything about my favorite sub-forum (the News section) ever since the run-up to the election started.

[RBP]

I'm thinking that if I'm being totally honest, I haven't enjoyed anything about my favorite sub-forum (the News section) ever since the run-up to the election started.

you mad bro?

[KevinD]

I wanna new drug...

[Godfather]

you mad bro?

Mad or happy aren't really the emotions I'm talking about... it just isn't stimulating to see people so pissed off about one guy, day in and day out. It's absolutely none of my business what people want to talk about most, and it's certainly not my objective to make a fuss - I know this is important stuff to everyone. I guess you could say that as an international dude I'm feeling less and less connected with the content and discussion than in the past.

[RBP]

Mad or happy aren't really the emotions I'm talking about... it just isn't stimulating to see people so pissed off about one guy, day in and day out. It's absolutely none of my business what people want to talk about, and it's certainly not my objective to bitch about things - I know it's important. I guess you could say that as an international dude I'm feeling less and less connected with the content and discussion than in the past.

Canadians as the objective international observer.... that's rich. If we fail, you fail too... sorry to break that to you.

[Godfather]

Canadians as the objective international observer.... that's rich. If we fail, you fail too... sorry to break that to you.

This is exactly the stuff I'm talking about. Fine, whatever it's hugely important, where did I say it wasn't? I didn't even say I was objective, I just said I was an outsider - by which I meant with respects to how much I care, not my opinion.

My point is that we didn't used to get so fired up and steer every topic in this direction until the last 6 months...

[RBP]

This is exactly the stuff I'm talking about. Fine, whatever it's hugely important, where did I say it wasn't? I didn't even say I was objective, I just said I was an outsider - by which I meant with respects to how much I care, not my opinion.

My point is that we didn't used to get so fired up and steer every topic in this direction until the last 6 months...

Shitty day at work? You're young and you have a great new job. :-k

[RBP]

And it will continue. Should we lay down and accept our fate? fuck it right?

[Godfather]

Shitty day at work? You're young and you have a great new job. :-k

I wonder if this pre, present and post election dribble ran for so long and hard that you really think I'm just belly-aching about nothing (wait don't answer that :lol:). I think I'm even stating it gently... I'd kill for a day in the news section where the words Liberal, Democrat, Republican and Obama were banned :rofl:

[RBP]

I wonder if this pre, present and post electric dribble ran for so long that you really think I'm just belly-aching about nonsense (wait don't answer that) :lol: I think I'm even stating it gently... I'd kill for a day in the news section where the words Liberal, Democrat, Republican and Obama were banned :rofl:

No I just think you're being whiny. Suck it up Princess. We're Americans and we believe the fate of the world rests on our shoulders. Perhaps naive, or perhaps not... but we believe it and take that an an AWESOME responsibility. Does that make us narcissistic faggots? Maybe. But let's just see what happens when you give it a go without us to cover your ass.

[Godfather]

No I just think you're being whiny. Suck it up Princess. We're Americans and we believe the fate of the world rests on our shoulders. Perhaps naive, or perhaps not... but we believe it and take that an an AWESOME responsibility. Does that make us narcissistic faggots? Maybe. But let's just see what happens when you give it a go without us to cover your ass.

... I can't even convince you I'm not arguing about America. There's no weight on your shoulders here. I'm not criticizing your country, politics or policies. Yes, I'm being whiny, but I'm whining about a forum. That may be stupid, but it's certainly not grounds for these random nationalistic ranting replies. All I've been trying to say is that I'm here to kick the shit and laugh at goofy posts and stupid criminals, and that I'm having a hard time doing that the last few months. But it's evident that even speaking generally about the direction I personally see 'the news forum' is going in, it comes back to the very thing I'm so tired of.

How you have spun my posts into something where you responded with:
" ...let's just see what happens when you give it a go without us to cover your ass."...it's just dumbfounding and offensive.

[RBP]

But you miss the point entirely. Stay away from those threads if you don't want that. There are many more threads that have nothing to do with American politics. But when you say that you are sick of dem, rep, obama in threads you are saying that you are sick of reading our opinions. Too bad. You are so sick of American politics that you posted a salon.com article bashing the US Military? :huh:

You can't have it both ways.

[RBP]

Anyway... I am out. night GF...

[Godfather]

But you miss the point entirely. Stay away from those threads if you don't want that. There are many more threads that have nothing to do with American politics. But when you say that you are sick of dem, rep, obama in threads you are saying that you are sick of reading our opinions. Too bad. You are so sick of American politics that you posted a salon.com article bashing the US Military? :huh:

You can't have it both ways.

You're right, I did. I can see how that looks very hypocritical and you make valid points. If I'm sick of it, I'll try and stay away from it as best I can.

Night bud.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Big ol' Jed had a light on :dance:

[Muddy]

I wonder if Minz 69'd that chick last night when she was drunk and they shacked up together..

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:worthless:

[redred]

i'm liking the pic's i can see on facebook of her night out

[Hal-9000]

I wonder if Minz 69'd that chick last night when she was drunk and they shacked up together..

:lol: now you got me horny..er..curious too!

[Lambchop]

I heard something about panty pictures but can't find shiet

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol: now you got me horny..er..curious too!

Bi-curious? :-s

[minz]

I wonder if Minz 69'd that chick last night when she was drunk and they shacked up together..

Erm no! :lol:


i'm liking the pic's i can see on facebook of her night out

I told you I would have trouble keeping the puppies in that dress :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

And number 4 has officially been retired.

[RBP]

Wait, why aren't the pictures here???

[minz]

Wait, why aren't the pictures here???

Im not sure I have the energy to post them all tonight, I'm so tired hardly slept all night. :(

[Hugh_Janus]

I feel like shit

[RBP]

Im not sure I have the energy to post them all tonight, I'm so tired hardly slept all night. :(

I'm working tonight anyway... tomorrow's good!

[Lambchop]

Someone please PM me some panties. Thank you.

[minz]

I feel like shit

Illness or alcohol?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Im not sure I have the energy to post them all tonight, I'm so tired hardly slept all night. :(

pull yourself together were a bunch of horn dogs over here :twisted:

[RBP]

Someone please PM me some panties. Thank you.

You can do that? new or previously worn?

[Lambchop]

If they ain't soiled, they're just not worth my time [-(

[minz]

Looks like he wants you to rub your knickers in the soil outside before sending them RBP :dunno: Whatever floats your boat eh :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://i.imgur.com/6GuKb.jpg

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/6GuKb.jpg

There's GOT to be a story here...

[Lambchop]

Japanese school pron.

[RBP]

Looks like he wants you to rub your knickers in the soil outside before sending them RBP :dunno: Whatever floats your boat eh :lol:

:-k

eh, screw it... ok. I've done worse :P

[minz]

:-k

eh, screw it... ok. I've done worse :P

Why does this not surprise me? :lol:

[Lambchop]

The Japanese make some cool porn. There's this one where they set up a bus and have a 'schoolgirl' groped & poked by another passenger while the rest of the passengers pretend that they don't notice anything.

[Lambchop]

Oh wow thanks for the PM and don't worry I won't name you. :wank::uwank::wank:

[RBP]

The Japanese make some cool porn. There's this one where they set up a bus and have a 'schoolgirl' groped & poked by another passenger while the rest of the passengers pretend that they don't notice anything.

nice! :tup:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

There's GOT to be a story here...

The sell used school girl panties in vending machines in Japan

[RBP]

The sell used school girl panties in vending machines in Japan

no... c'mon

[Hugh_Janus]

no... c'mon

true fact

[RBP]

wow, Japan's fucked up :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

yathink? :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

no... c'mon

http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/panties.asp

[Muddy]

Thats nasty.

[Hugh_Janus]

Illness or alcohol?

the former, but I should've been on the piss tonight.... but I didn't feel well and I knew I'd be a misery guts :wha:

[Lambchop]

Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet :uwank:

[Muddy]

I felt dirty just reading half of that crap..

[Hugh_Janus]

I felt dirty just reading half of that crap..

dirty good or dirty bad?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

whos my dirty girl?

[Hugh_Janus]

:cheerlead:

[Lambchop]

I think tonight is a cup-my-balls-cradle-myself-watch-LOTR-&-cry night

[Hal-9000]

Bi-curious? :-s

:hand: At Christmas time I'm buy-curious




:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Hal-9000]

:(

I know....about the same response as my Tuesday night painting classes for the blind

[Hal-9000]

for the next two weeks...I'm all alone with the ghey guy until the end of the shift


I should look at hetero NSFW galleries for an hour at the end of every day :lol: he caught me once and said - Ewwwwwwww!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

I really need a back door to this cubicle :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Turn your desk 180 degrees :lol:

[Muddy]

Im gonna take off 12 days at Xmas!

[minz]

I get 3 days off... :|

[Hal-9000]

Turn your desk 180 degrees :lol:

you've seen the pics....I need to be up against the lovely brick and mortar prison wall :lol:

that's where 'all of the electrical' is

[Hal-9000]

I get 3 days off... :|

I get 5 days off but only because I had to book 1/2 of Christmas Eve day as a holiday :x

[Hal-9000]

ghey guy is gone...

phew!

now I can get this nekkid pic of Bea Arthur off of my desktop

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Im gonna take off 12 days at Xmas!

I'm off from the 20th to the 8th :dance:

[Muddy]

I'm off from the 20th to the 8th :dance:

fuckin' ell'!

[Mick]

holidays from the 21st till the 7th and cant effin wait!

[deebakes]

i'm happy mick is back :oops:

[RBP]

i'm happy mick is back :oops:

you love Mick... you want to marry him.

[RBP]

I have to work 9:15 - 3:15 on Christmas Eve. I asked for open to 1:00 bc my family dealio is at 3:00. but alas...

[KevinD]

I have to work 9:15 - 3:15 on Christmas Eve. I asked for open to 1:00 bc my family dealio is at 3:00. but alas...

That sux bro. I've had to work quite a few Christmas eve or day over the years (but never both) This year may be first that I'm not home at all. Still working on it here, and still hope to head home next week.

[RBP]

That sux bro. I've had to work quite a few Christmas eve or day over the years (but never both) This year may be first that I'm not home at all. Still working on it here, and still hope to head home next week.

You'll get home for Christmas! I saw a shooting star tonight and wished for it! :cheerlead:

[KevinD]

Thanks bro...lol
I'd give you a hug, but sure as shit if I did, Hal would jump out of nowhere....

[RBP]

surprise buttseks!

[KevinD]

Yeah, I don't like that. I need to be wooed first...a little wine, a little dine, some romancing...

[RBP]

Yeah, I don't like that. I need to be wooed first...a little wine, a little dine, some romancing...

It is Hal we're discussing here.... :huh:

[KevinD]

Got the word today. Looks like I will be heading home Monday. Probably have to come back after Christmas to take care of a couple bugs in the control circuits.

[redred]

good news kev:tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why is one side of my nose clear but the other side is all stuffed up? :|

[PorkChopSandwiches]

snort a rail up the clogged side :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

snort a rail up the clogged side :tup:

:slap:

[Hal-9000]

Thanks bro...lol
I'd give you a hug, but sure as shit if I did, Hal would jump out of nowhere....

HEY! :x

[Hal-9000]

Why is one side of my nose clear but the other side is all stuffed up? :|

My God have you never had a cold before??? :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My God have you never had a cold before??? :lol:

:slap:

It's the most annoying part of having a stupid head cold :x

First one side will stay clogged up and the other clear, then for no reason at all, they will switch. I hate it :x

[Hal-9000]

I'm planning my end of the world party next week.....let's see,

music - nope
food - nope
booze - nope
chairs/tables - no way

I think I have everything :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm planning my end of the world party next week.....let's see,

music - nope
food - nope
booze - nope
chairs/tables - no way

I think I have everything :)

Woohoo :|

[Hal-9000]

:slap:

It's the most annoying part of having a stupid head cold :x

First one side will stay clogged up and the other clear, then for no reason at all, they will switch. I hate it :x

Dueling mucous membranes...IT'S TYPICAL.

Just jam a wad of kleenex up the clear side and blow hard with the other nostril until your head collapses :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

Woohoo :|

:slap: It's an End o the World party, no one is supposed to be having fun

[Leefro]

Well I think I need a RBP

[Muddy]

Hot showers with lots of steam in the bathroom helps unclog nostrils.. Unclogging those nostrils with the girlfriend in the next room will not get you laid however.

[Hal-9000]

there's some types of hot curry that will unclog your sinuses too....in the very least, it will unclog your ass :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

uuurrrggghhh

[DemonGeminiX]

Eww... salt and vinegar potato chips. I don't think I wanna eat potato chips anymore.

:yuck:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I killed a whole bag of those the first time I tried them, so tangy and salty :homer:

[minz]

Eww... salt and vinegar potato chips. I don't think I wanna eat potato chips anymore.

:yuck:

My favorite :tup:

[Hal-9000]

My favorite :tup:

can you have them on toast? :-s

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol:

[minz]

can you have them on toast? :-s

I hadn't thought of that. :-k

[Hal-9000]

I killed a whole bag of those the first time I tried them, so tangy and salty :homer:

I tried a large bag of Old Dutch Kettle sea salt and some sort of black pepper chips one night...

I swear....my gums and tongue were shredded and my lips were swollen after eating them :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

I killed a whole bag of those the first time I tried them, so tangy and salty :homer:

I'm not surprised you'd like them. We've established a long time ago that there was something seriously wrong with you.

:nana:


My favorite :tup:

... and it's contagious.

:|

[Hal-9000]

Eww... salt and vinegar potato chips. I don't think I wanna eat potato chips anymore.

:yuck:

So....if you know you don't like them, why shovel them into your mouth?


short term memory problems? :lol:

[minz]

So....if you know you don't like them, why shovel them into your mouth?


short term memory problems? :lol:

He can't remember. :dunno:

[Hal-9000]

reminds me of an old TV skit I saw.....

family sitting around the table, father drinks the milk - Ewwww, this milk is bad...here, give it try. And the rest of the family drinks, then confirms.

He then eats something - Ewwww, this meat is bad. And the rest of family eats it, then confirms.


they did that for the whole skit :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

So....if you know you don't like them, why shovel them into your mouth?


short term memory problems? :lol:

:-s

I didn't know I didn't like them. I just bought them. I've never had them before.

















http://i.imgur.com/j2m28.jpg

[Hal-9000]

:hand:

You're 30 something and have never had salt & vinegar potato chips???





Welcome to the first world dude, we have indoor plumbing and everything :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

:hand:

You're 30 something and have never had salt & vinegar potato chips???





Welcome to the first world dude, we have indoor plumbing and everything :lol:

:-s

You've been posting with me for 6+ years and you haven't figured out that I'm sort of a picky eater?













http://i.imgur.com/j2m28.jpg

[minz]

What to make for tea. :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

What to make for tea. :-k

:-s

You could always try making tea for tea.



















Yes, I do know what you mean by 'tea'. I'm just poking fun at you.

[Lambchop]

I need a vactation - Arnold Schwarzenchop

[minz]

Bacon sammich is sounding good right now.

[Hugh_Janus]

:slap:

It's the most annoying part of having a stupid head cold :x

First one side will stay clogged up and the other clear, then for no reason at all, they will switch. I hate it :x
My nose has always been like that for as long as I can remember.... I never thought anything of it until I noticed smokers exhaling through both their nostrils :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

also, salt and vinegar crisps are pretty low on the best flavour table

[Hal-9000]

:-s

You've been posting with me for 6+ years and you haven't figured out that I'm sort of a picky eater?













http://i.imgur.com/j2m28.jpg

shall I just adopt the Red pic for a signature to celebrate all of your improprieties in life? :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

shall I just adopt the Red pic for a signature to celebrate all of your improprieties in life? :lol:

I ran across it earlier and I got it into my head that I haven't sprung it on you in a long time. I figured you might not be feeling loved.

:d

[FBD]

What to make for tea. :-k

I need to buy more, I ran out of my peach pu-er. time for silver needle, perhaps :D

[Hal-9000]

I need to buy more, I ran out of my peach pu-er. time for silver needle, perhaps :D

Do you have impeccable fashion sense and perhaps do a little interior decorating/flower arranging on the side?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Eww... salt and vinegar potato chips. I don't think I wanna eat potato chips anymore.

:yuck:

You are clearly insane and have no taste :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:hand:

You're 30 something and have never had salt & vinegar potato chips???





Welcome to the first world dude, we have indoor plumbing and everything :lol:

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

[Hal-9000]

gee, up here I think we give kids salt & vinegar chips with their inoculation shots :lol:

[Lambchop]

http://i46.tinypic.com/28ckhz9.jpg

These are the best crisps ever. I don't think they make them anymore [-(

[Hal-9000]

http://i46.tinypic.com/28ckhz9.jpg

These are the best crisps ever. I don't think they make them anymore [-(

I think Goofy bought them all one night after he was at the bar

[Lambchop]

That's a shame because I wish I could buy some and have you guys taste 'em.

The packets may arrive half empty.

[Hal-9000]

I'm sure I've seen Goof post/rant about them.....that could have been 5 years ago though :lol:

[Lambchop]

A crisp so tasty that a mere mention by another forum member still lingers deep within you 5 years later :thumbsup:

[Lambchop]

I always enjoy inviting people over but after about 20 minutes I can't wait for them to leave. I like these people too. It's so strange.

[DemonGeminiX]

You are clearly insane and have no taste :hand:

:hand:

Like you know what it means to have taste.


Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

Wasn't funny.

[-(


gee, up here I think we give kids salt & vinegar chips with their inoculation shots :lol:

That wasn't either.

:nutkick:

[Hal-9000]

DGX thinking waaaaay back.....for the most part growing up we only had Old Dutch chips and about 3 flavors...salt & vinegar, BBQ and plain.

I recall this because it was years before we got sour cream and onion....dill pickle was a huge deal after high school :lol:


and Pringles came in around high school time too (chips in a can? say it isn't so!)


so yeah, certain flavors were prevalent because the choices were very limited.

[DemonGeminiX]

:-k

Wow. They're gonna make a third Tron flick.

[Hugh_Janus]

being ill is gay :sad2:

[minz]

being ill is gay :sad2:

Awwwe did Lance give you his bug :empathy:

[Hugh_Janus]

if he did, I'll fly over there and slap the shit out of him:maniac:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:-k

Wow. They're gonna make a third Tron flick.

:(

[Hugh_Janus]

I'm aching like a motherfucker

[Southern Belle]

Do you have the flu? :shock:

[Hugh_Janus]

nah, its just a bad cold

[Hugh_Janus]

I've only had the flu once.... don't want it again :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

also, I've done something to the big tendon in my groin.... it hurts when I move my leg

and I'm tired

[Southern Belle]

People at work all last week were sick with a respiratory infection that started with a bad headache, then coughing and aching all over.

[Hugh_Janus]

People at work all last week were sick with a respiratory infection that started with a bad headache, then coughing and aching all over.

that's how I got this.... :wha: when I'm ill, I tell people to keep way from me so they don't get sick.... I went into a room with one guy who was ill and I could just feel the bug being absorbed by my body :roll: :lol:

but this has just (so far) been a runny nose, slightly bunged up and the aching.... it started about wednesday/thursday

[Southern Belle]

I kept washing my hands.
People come in my office to sign in and out, touch the same papers, clip boards and pens, the doors etc.