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Hugh_Janus
01-29-2013, 07:48 PM
long day
i can now control my tv and wd media player from my phone :woot:
What do you want, a blue peter badge? :lol:
Shit i'm in a bitch of a mood tonight. :oops:
Teh One Who Knocks
01-29-2013, 07:49 PM
long day
Just checked, it's 24 hours just like the rest of them :-k
redred
01-29-2013, 07:51 PM
What do you want, a blue peter badge? :lol:
Shit i'm in a bitch of a mood tonight. :oops:
:slap:
:slap:
Awwwwe I'm sowwy :kisskiss:
It's froggy wandering weather...
Just checked, it's 24 hours just like the rest of them :-k
really? I thought mondays were 96 hours.
really? I thought mondays were 96 hours.
Nope, just feels that way. :meh:
Muddy
01-29-2013, 08:34 PM
http://i.imgur.com/NMNxBrt.jpg
Nope, just feels that way. :meh:
And Sat and Sun are more than 16 hours long I suppose?
And Sat and Sun are more than 16 hours long I suppose?
Saturday and Sunday are even longer for me, my busiest days at work. :|
Hugh_Janus
01-29-2013, 09:51 PM
Just checked, it's 24 hours just like the rest of them :-k
ha fuckin ha
:hand:
Teh One Who Knocks
01-29-2013, 10:02 PM
ha fuckin ha
:hand:
2 hours and that's the best reply you can come up with? :-s
:shakehead:
Hugh_Janus
01-29-2013, 10:10 PM
yes :sad2:
Muddy
01-30-2013, 02:27 PM
One for DGX... Title.. "You only live once"..
http://i.imgur.com/S04gR9i.jpg
Leefro
01-30-2013, 02:27 PM
Setting off to Liverpool in a few
Teh One Who Knocks
01-30-2013, 02:28 PM
Setting off to Liverpool in a few
Scouser :hand:
Godfather
01-31-2013, 05:12 AM
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
-- Robert X. Cringely, InfoWorld
Being a smoker in a non-smoking hotel when it's 20F out with 40 mph winds and snowing REALLY sucks.
Teh One Who Knocks
01-31-2013, 06:38 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ARCcaST.gif
I'm hungry
It's fascinating (and disgusting) to me that with all the amazing and complex functioning of our bodies, the smallest amount of accumulated crap in the nose can obstruct a life-giving process like breathing. :|
KevinD
02-01-2013, 05:06 AM
It's fascinating (and disgusting) to me that with all the amazing and complex functioning of our bodies, the smallest amount of accumulated crap in the nose can obstruct a life-giving process like breathing. :|
So says the chain smoker, lol
J/K bro, I hate to admit it, but I smoke as well.
Hal-9000
02-01-2013, 05:07 AM
It's fascinating (and disgusting) to me that with all the amazing and complex functioning of our bodies, the smallest amount of accumulated crap in the nose can obstruct a life-giving process like breathing. :|
and how one small nylon noose, a stool, some discount lubricant and a bear leg-hold trap can obstruct a life giving process like ejaculating
Hal-9000
02-01-2013, 05:51 AM
http://i.imgur.com/La5konU.jpg
Teh One Who Knocks
02-01-2013, 11:25 AM
http://i.imgur.com/La5konU.jpg
:slap:
Hey, my paycheck was decent. :woot:
Teh One Who Knocks
02-01-2013, 02:43 PM
Hey, my paycheck was decent. :woot:
Can I have some money? :-s
Can I have some money? :-s
Pfffft... it's a Target paycheck :lol: It's all relative.
Teh One Who Knocks
02-01-2013, 02:51 PM
I want some money dammit :x
I want some money dammit :x
http://i.imgur.com/nNKVpA2.jpg
Teh One Who Knocks
02-01-2013, 02:54 PM
Gimme money!!! :rant:
Teh One Who Knocks
02-01-2013, 03:01 PM
Maybe :)
Ok, then... checks in the mail. :)
Teh One Who Knocks
02-01-2013, 03:09 PM
Wire transfer :hand:
Beggars can't be choosers :hand:
Teh One Who Knocks
02-01-2013, 03:13 PM
Beggars can't be choosers :hand:
:maniac:
Teh One Who Knocks
02-01-2013, 04:03 PM
Everybody complains when the site goes down, but yet they don't post when the site is running well [-(
:tumble:
Everybody? You take that back! :x
redred
02-01-2013, 04:17 PM
in 6 hours i think i'll be looking and dancing like this :lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8G8cdbPmp8
Teh One Who Knocks
02-01-2013, 04:19 PM
Everybody? You take that back! :x
You heard me :slap:
in 6 hours i think i'll be looking and dancing like this :lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8G8cdbPmp8
:gay:
redred
02-01-2013, 04:21 PM
i'll be keeping my shirt on :lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
02-01-2013, 04:25 PM
i'll be keeping my shirt on :lol:
So you say :hand:
redred
02-01-2013, 04:28 PM
i get moob ache with my shirt off
I think I'll go get a cheap tablet for mom to use in the living room while she's recovering... the computer is too difficult right now. She said no, but since when do I listen re: technology :lol:
Hugh_Janus
02-01-2013, 10:52 PM
Everybody complains when the site goes down, but yet they don't post when the site is running well [-(
:tumble:
that's sbecause it only runs well when nobody's using it :nana:
i'll be keeping my shirt on :lol:
:phew:
Hugh_Janus
02-01-2013, 10:52 PM
that's sbecause it only runs well when nobody's using it :nana:
:phew:
spelling mistake was due to a fault with the site :hand:
spelling mistake was due to a fault with the site :hand:
Stop trying to type with your peen, you keep head butting the wrong keys. :d
Hal-9000
02-01-2013, 11:07 PM
Stop trying to type with your peen, you keep head butting the wrong keys. :d
Hal junior ffs :lol:
Hal junior ffs :lol:
Hello stranger. :lol:
Hugh_Janus
02-01-2013, 11:09 PM
Stop trying to type with your peen, you keep head butting the wrong keys. :d
fuifkjl mnfcgcrtfg
that's what happens when I type with my peen.... too many keys get hit at the same time :sad2:
Hugh_Janus
02-01-2013, 11:10 PM
and that was just using the tip :dance:
Hal-9000
02-01-2013, 11:11 PM
and that was just using the tip :dance:
stop lying...you'd need the tip plus both balls just to hit the \ key :hand:
KevinD
02-01-2013, 11:14 PM
Bwahahahaha
I really should go to bed I've got a hell of a day to look forward to tomorrow. :meh:
Teh One Who Knocks
02-01-2013, 11:24 PM
stop lying...you'd need the tip plus both balls just to hit the \ key :hand:
http://i.imgur.com/AunRAr8.gif
Hal-9000
02-01-2013, 11:55 PM
I really should go to bed I've got a hell of a day to look forward to tomorrow. :meh:
That makes me sad...my thoughts will be with you while I'm sitting around DOING NOTHING LAYING ON THE COUCH :dance:
Hal-9000
02-01-2013, 11:56 PM
well, it happened
supervisor was mouthing it up about how the Ravens will win the Superbowl so I had to make a bet to shut him up
10 dollars of supervisor money = 30 dollars of peon money :dance:
KevinD
02-02-2013, 12:03 AM
I honestly think 49ers will win.
Hal-9000
02-02-2013, 12:05 AM
Baltimore are still the Colts in my mind....and the Colts are Indianapolis in my other mind...so that means the Ravens don't exist, they suck and therefore they will lose :lol:
Ray Lewis is a hell of a linebacker but I think the 49'ers will work around him and come out on top
Loser
02-02-2013, 01:02 AM
Crystal head vodka.
Forget the gimmicks.
Hands down the best vodka I've ever had, Period.
http://crystalheadvodka.com/welcome
Owned by Dan Akroyd
redred
02-02-2013, 01:25 AM
i know you lot take the piss out my ears but their ringing like a bitch at this point in time , what a night oh and me feet hurt as well
Loser
02-02-2013, 01:27 AM
i know you lot take the piss out my ears but their ringing like a bitch at this point in time , what a night oh and me feet hurt as well
Well, if you stop trying to get your feet ankles behind your head, they wouldn't connect and do damage ;)
redred
02-02-2013, 01:31 AM
:sad2:
Loser
02-02-2013, 01:33 AM
I'm surprised you didn't question my drunken "feet ankles"
:lol:
Fankles? Feetkles? :-k
redred
02-02-2013, 01:36 AM
but i'm drucken as well :lol:
Loser
02-02-2013, 01:43 AM
8:30 here :P
Loser
02-02-2013, 01:43 AM
Crystal head vodka, shit....is...amazing!
redred
02-02-2013, 01:44 AM
drunk at 7:30? :-s
1:45 am here drunk time :woot:
redred
02-02-2013, 01:44 AM
Crystal head vodka, shit....is...amazing!
don't think you spend too much on bottle design?
how was the rave? did the kids call you "old man?" :lol:
redred
02-02-2013, 01:49 AM
it was an old school one the dj's were all from back in the 90's ,i managed just about :lol:
Loser
02-02-2013, 01:56 AM
don't think you spend too much on bottle design?
Was 36.99 at sams club. So not really.
A fifth of grey goose is 39.99.
Crystal head won double gold in san fran in 2011.
redred
02-02-2013, 02:00 AM
i like russian standard 1litre comes in at £18 ish i do like the higher cost brands but that price and make works for me ,you can drink it neat without a problem
Loser
02-02-2013, 02:11 AM
i like russian standard 1litre comes in at £18 ish i do like the higher cost brands but that price and make works for me ,you can drink it neat without a problem
This stuff tastes like water. :lol:
Leefro
02-02-2013, 02:14 AM
Now that was funny :lol:
redred
02-02-2013, 02:14 AM
so does russian standard ,very smooth have you tried it?
Loser
02-02-2013, 02:50 AM
so does russian standard ,very smooth have you tried it?
Will have to. Right now, im fkin faced XD. Probably shouldn't have gotten drunk, I work first thing in morning.
Ohwell :lol:
Will have to. Right now, im fkin faced XD. Probably shouldn't have gotten drunk, I work first thing in morning.
Ohwell :lol:
:lol: It's still early enough to sleep it off :tup:
Loser
02-02-2013, 03:12 AM
:lol: It's still early enough to sleep it off :tup:
Oh, don't worry, I'll take an aspirin the size of a dinner plate to work and just gnaw on that fker all day :lol:
Am I going to regret choosing standard shipping from BestBuy.com or will they come through fast like Amazon always does? :-k
Well that was the first shoveling I've had to do this winter... still wasn't much. Ice salt prices went up a lot though... thanks Obama. :|
Awfully quiet in here today. What... you people have lives or something? :hand:
deebakes
02-02-2013, 07:41 PM
waiting at airports sucks :(
Where ya headed Dee? Someplace warm where they put umbrellas in drinks I hope! :tup:
I think I want to kick something :meh:
Hugh_Janus
02-02-2013, 07:50 PM
:popcorn:
Rough day Minzy? :daisy:
http://i.imgur.com/L4z7c1q.jpg
Rough day Minzy? :daisy:
http://i.imgur.com/L4z7c1q.jpg
Rough is an understatment, had I known it was going to be that bad I'd have stayed in bed. :(
*Kicks Hugh*
in the balls... kick him in the balls! :cheerlead:
Rough is an understatment, had I known it was going to be that bad I'd have stayed in bed. :(
Awwwww poor Minzy :hug:
Are you home now?
Yeah should have gone for this one :nutkick:
:lol:
Awwwww poor Minzy :hug:
Are you home now?
Yeah I'm home now but I'm pretty sure tomorrow will be the same, feckin people can be such shitheads at times...
Hugh_Janus
02-02-2013, 07:55 PM
in the balls... kick him in the balls! :cheerlead:
it wouldn't be the first time its happened to me :lol:
it wouldn't be the first time its happened to me :lol:
Or the last no doubt. :lol:
deebakes
02-02-2013, 07:58 PM
Where ya headed Dee? Someplace warm where they put umbrellas in drinks I hope! :tup:
in san francisco at the moment headed back home to minneapolis... so no warmth at all to speak of :lol:
Hugh_Janus
02-02-2013, 08:00 PM
Or the last no doubt. :lol:
but I know there's at least one person that won't do it again :dance:
in san francisco at the moment headed back home to minneapolis... so no warmth at all to speak of :lol:
But the cocktails had umbrellas? How was your trip?
deebakes
02-02-2013, 08:04 PM
short and sweet, i was flown in for a potential job here in california for my lab...
short and sweet, i was flown in for a potential job here in california for my lab...
Wow, that's exciting! Big money for Dee! :cheerlead:
deebakes
02-02-2013, 08:06 PM
are you kidding? i'm in research, we're not allowed to make big money :lol:
Hugh_Janus
02-02-2013, 08:07 PM
short and sweet, i was flown in for a potential job here in california for my lab...
http://www.thedailyblink.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/i-have-no-idea-what-im-doing-dog.jpg
are you kidding? i'm in research, we're not allowed to make big money :lol:
But you better get big money if you're moving out there... not cheap!
deebakes
02-02-2013, 08:08 PM
http://www.thedailyblink.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/i-have-no-idea-what-im-doing-dog.jpg
you're hired :tup:
deebakes
02-02-2013, 08:09 PM
But you better get big money if you're moving out there... not cheap!
it will have to be a hell of an offer for sure... cost of living increase alone i think i need to have almost 1.5 times my current salary just to break even :x
Is it bed time yet. :sad2:
deebakes
02-02-2013, 08:10 PM
final boarding call... catch you all later :wave:
it will have to be a hell of an offer for sure... cost of living increase alone i think i need to have almost 1.5 times my current salary just to break even :x
Sounds about right... but easy access to drugs is considered a perk there :lol:
Later Dee... have a safe flight. :)
Hal-9000
02-02-2013, 08:19 PM
short and sweet, i was flown in for a potential job here in california for my lab...
NSFW
from the fabled, green underwear set :face:
http://i.imgur.com/KX1bojb.jpg
NSFW
Deleted... there are rules... of humanity
What... the... unholy... fuck... is... THAT.
Hal-9000
02-02-2013, 08:22 PM
self explanatory? :lol:
IDK, it was about Dee and I became inspired. Too much?
:lol: Perhaps a bit over the top... perhaps...
Hal-9000
02-02-2013, 08:26 PM
I need Dee to see it and then I can clean up my mess :lol:
he's in flight... it will be a while...
The tag should say NS... period. :lol:
Hal-9000
02-02-2013, 08:33 PM
it's bad, I'm sorry
:lol:
I'll replace it with something less appropriate (you gotta describe it to Dee when he gets back)
redred
02-02-2013, 08:39 PM
I'm sure we got rules against pictures like that :lol:
I'm sure we got rules against pictures like that :lol:
I'll delete it from my quote as well. :lol:
DemonGeminiX
02-02-2013, 11:17 PM
I didn't see it, so I don't have to ban anybody.
I didn't see it, so I don't have to ban anybody.
You're lucky.
http://i.imgur.com/rr4oypo.jpg
Hugh_Janus
02-03-2013, 12:03 AM
what was it? :sad2:
I changed my mind and wanted to choose a faster shipping option for the tablet I bought from Bestbuy.com... apparently they can't do that. lame. :|
Why did I do my taxes when I was drinking? :shock:
I gave the IRS my banking information... as if they are going to send ME a refund. :doh:
I was invited to go to the golf simulator today... I don't think I will though. :-k
I'll be at the couch simulator all day.
redred
02-03-2013, 03:08 PM
same here the rugby is on followed by some footie can't see the point of moving to far from the tv today
Do I shovel again? Not much accumulation, but the pesky stuff turns to ice if not attended to. :-k
Muddy
02-03-2013, 03:16 PM
Do I shovel again? Not much accumulation, but the pesky stuff turns to ice if not attended to. :-k
I thought you lived in an apartment in the middle of the city?
I thought you lived in an apartment in the middle of the city?
Not any more... long story :lol:
deebakes
02-03-2013, 04:56 PM
:shrug:
home safe... and shoveling :x
:shrug:
home safe... and shoveling :x
Welcome back Dee. :)
Hugh_Janus
02-03-2013, 05:10 PM
:shrug:
home safe... and shoveling :x
your shovel has internet access? Awesomesauce
also, go italy!!
I need a new sig... no idea what.
Hugh_Janus
02-03-2013, 05:17 PM
I need a new sig... no idea what.
http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?46508-Superbowl-Predictions-2013&p=408770&viewfull=1#post408770
you know you want tohttp://i50.tinypic.com/f5apnb.gif
http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?46508-Superbowl-Predictions-2013&p=408770&viewfull=1#post408770
you know you want tohttp://i50.tinypic.com/f5apnb.gif
:-s why did you link me to the superbowl predictions thread? :huh:
Hugh_Janus
02-03-2013, 05:24 PM
it should be linked to dgx's homo-post
it should be linked to dgx's homo-post
And what does thyat salsa trying homo have to do with me getting a new dig?
You Whales are confusing.
redred
02-03-2013, 05:26 PM
your shovel has internet access? Awesomesauce
http://i.imgur.com/a8SE3Xc.jpg
And what does thyat salsa trying homo have to do with me getting a new dig?
You Whales are confusing.
repost but relevant...
http://i.imgur.com/UFtrFir.png
DemonGeminiX
02-03-2013, 08:05 PM
Puppy Bowl!!!
:woot:
deebakes
02-04-2013, 04:44 AM
i thought it was kitty bowl this year? :-k
DemonGeminiX
02-04-2013, 04:54 AM
There was a kitty halftime show this year. Like all halftime shows, it sucked.
:dunno:
deebakes
02-04-2013, 05:14 AM
one of my wife's uncles was over today during the game... i about busted when he was convinced the halftime act at this year's super bowl was "buoyancy" :lol: no joke...
DemonGeminiX
02-04-2013, 05:22 AM
:lol:
Buoyancy.
Bar Rafaeli must've gotten paid a shitload of money to be in that godaddy commercial.
Teh One Who Knocks
02-04-2013, 11:32 AM
well, it happened
supervisor was mouthing it up about how the Ravens will win the Superbowl so I had to make a bet to shut him up
10 dollars of supervisor money = 30 dollars of peon money :dance:
:doh:
Teh One Who Knocks
02-04-2013, 11:32 AM
I honestly think 49ers will win.
:doh:
Teh One Who Knocks
02-04-2013, 11:32 AM
Baltimore are still the Colts in my mind....and the Colts are Indianapolis in my other mind...so that means the Ravens don't exist, they suck and therefore they will lose :lol:
Ray Lewis is a hell of a linebacker but I think the 49'ers will work around him and come out on top
:doh:
Teh One Who Knocks
02-04-2013, 11:34 AM
Am I going to regret choosing standard shipping from BestBuy.com or will they come through fast like Amazon always does? :-k
If you buy a lot from Amazon, get the Amazon Prime membership. You can stream a bunch of stuff for free, you get discounts on books, and you get free 2 day shipping. Well worth the $80/year. :thumbsup:
Teh One Who Knocks
02-04-2013, 11:36 AM
Why did I do my taxes when I was drinking? :shock:
I gave the IRS my banking information... as if they are going to send ME a refund. :doh:
Pretty sure the IRS could get you banking info even without you giving it to them if they really want it :-k
Goofy
02-04-2013, 12:35 PM
I hate mondays......... and work.......... and snow.......... i'll think of more :|
Teh One Who Knocks
02-04-2013, 12:38 PM
Sock puppets? :-k
Goofy
02-04-2013, 12:41 PM
Nah, they can be quite amusing :) ............ hangovers :thumbsup:
Teh One Who Knocks
02-04-2013, 12:42 PM
I haven't had a hangover in quite awhile now :-k
Goofy
02-04-2013, 01:02 PM
I haven't had one since saturday morning :)
Teh One Who Knocks
02-04-2013, 01:03 PM
2 day hangover?
Teh One Who Knocks
02-04-2013, 01:47 PM
Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band
:-k
DemonGeminiX
02-04-2013, 02:09 PM
:-s
Is the tambourine playing itself?
Teh One Who Knocks
02-04-2013, 02:10 PM
Exactly! I want to know the answer!
DemonGeminiX
02-04-2013, 02:22 PM
Won't you take a ride on the flyin' spoon?
DemonGeminiX
02-04-2013, 03:00 PM
Her name is Nina Agdal.
Meeting tomorrow :chewingnails:
Muddy
02-04-2013, 06:31 PM
His naaaaame was Robert Paulson...
Hal-9000
02-04-2013, 07:20 PM
thinking...I had to pay the supervisor 10 dollars because of our Superbowl bet
he took my money well :lol:
I think it may just have to be a long soak in the bath then an early night, I'm so tired tonight...
Hal-9000
02-04-2013, 07:43 PM
that's because you iz old :)
that's because you iz old :)
Stop reminding me :sad2:
It's because I'm bored, I'm fed up of being home alone.. :meh:
Jezter
02-04-2013, 07:45 PM
I think it may just have to be a long soak in the bath then an early night, I'm so tired tonight...
Just don't drown the little man in canoe..better give it a proper flick.
Hal-9000
02-04-2013, 07:46 PM
It's because I'm bored, I'm fed up of being home alone.. :meh:
pick up a drug habit, that's what I do to fight loneliness :)
Just don't drown the little man in canoe..better give it a proper flick.
:shock:
pick up a drug habit, that's what I do to fight loneliness :)
I quit my 'drug' habit back in March, I still miss it though, even considered picking up where I left off. :wha: but I wont...
Jezter
02-04-2013, 07:49 PM
:shock:
Nothing wrong with paddling the pink canoe...
Hal-9000
02-04-2013, 07:50 PM
or checkin for squirrels! :dance:
Jezter
02-04-2013, 07:51 PM
or checkin for squirrels! :dance:
Soaking the whisker biscuit should be quite nice in the bath.
Dr Death
02-04-2013, 07:51 PM
It's because I'm bored, I'm fed up of being home alone.. :meh:
I feel ya Minzy...being home alone kinda sucks! :/
I feel ya Minzy...being home alone kinda sucks! :/
At least somebody understands. :hug:
Nothing wrong with paddling the pink canoe...
or checkin for squirrels! :dance:
Soaking the whisker biscuit should be quite nice in the bath.
Boys, purleese. :meh:
Hal-9000
02-04-2013, 07:53 PM
At least somebody understands. :hug:
that's because he's ghey and secretly wants to nurse babies
Dr Death
02-04-2013, 07:53 PM
At least somebody understands. :hug:Always my dear! :hug:
that's because he's ghey and secretly wants to nurse babies
You leave DD alone, meanie...
Hal-9000
02-04-2013, 07:53 PM
Boys, purleese. :meh:
punishing the petunia? :-s
punishing the petunia? :-s
Is that an offer? :lol:
Hal-9000
02-04-2013, 07:55 PM
that's because he's ghey and secretly wants to nurse babies
Always my dear! :hug:
seee??? :lol:
Dr Death
02-04-2013, 07:56 PM
that's because he's ghey and secretly wants to nurse babiesDOES THIS LOOK GHEY?!?!?!:beatdown:HUH? HUH?:beatdown:DOES IT?!?!?!:beatdown:
:lol:
Hal-9000
02-04-2013, 07:56 PM
Is that an offer? :lol:
it's been so long I would probably only last 2.3 hours :oops:
you deserve better than that
Hal-9000
02-04-2013, 07:57 PM
DOES THIS LOOK GHEY?!?!?!:beatdown:HUH? HUH?:beatdown:DOES IT?!?!?!:beatdown:
:lol:
is that a vibrator in your hand officer? :-s
:dance:
You leave DD alone, meanie...
I first I thought DD meant your big boobs... :oops:
Dr Death
02-04-2013, 07:57 PM
is that a vibrator in your hand officer? :-s
:dance:
I first I thought DD meant your big boobs... :oops::lol:
Hal-9000
02-04-2013, 07:58 PM
I first I thought DD meant your big boobs... :oops:
swollen milk-puppies of love....mmmmmmmmmm
seee??? :lol:
He was being nice, try it sometime... :nana:
it's been so long I would probably only last 2.3 hours :oops:
you deserve better than that
I'm sure I could work on that for you. :lol:
I first I thought DD meant your big boobs... :oops:
Mine are only a single 'D' thankfully. :lol:
Jezter
02-04-2013, 07:59 PM
swollen milk-puppies of love....mmmmmmmmmm
Man...now I have to go look at some milk filled titties. Thanks a lot, Hal... :meh:
Jezter
02-04-2013, 08:00 PM
Mine are only a single 'D' thankfully. :lol:
Yeah...it is better to take one D at a time...
Teh One Who Knocks
02-04-2013, 08:00 PM
that's because he's ghey and secretly wants to nurse babies
http://i.imgur.com/AunRAr8.gif
Hal-9000
02-04-2013, 08:04 PM
Man...now I have to go look at some milk filled titties. Thanks a lot, Hal... :meh:
and I was just drinking milk out of my thermos....I need a big nipple attachment I think :lol:
Jezter
02-04-2013, 08:16 PM
and I was just drinking milk out of my thermos....I need a big nipple attachment I think :lol:
Or practice yoga to reach your milk nozzle.
Hal-9000
02-04-2013, 08:17 PM
Or practice yoga to reach your milk nozzle.
yoga?
I need only to sneeze and I'm gobbling hal-dick
Jezter
02-04-2013, 08:18 PM
yoga?
I need only to sneeze and I'm gobbling hal-dick
Crotch snot.
Hal-9000
02-04-2013, 08:24 PM
Crotch snot.
No...my cock is so big that I only need to bend my head a little...
forget it, not funny :(
I think that since Hal called himself a cocksucker, we should all feel free to call him that too. :tup:
Hugh_Janus
02-04-2013, 09:23 PM
wahey!
DemonGeminiX
02-04-2013, 09:58 PM
Thunder!!!!! :hills:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWM4icpdcOE
Really, thunder, hale and now snow, we're getting more like your neck of the woods by the day. :shock: it was 6C and clear sky two hours ago...
DemonGeminiX
02-04-2013, 10:11 PM
Really, thunder, hale and now snow, we're getting more like your neck of the woods by the day. :shock: it was 6C and clear sky two hours ago...
:-s
My neck of the woods? You've never been in the deep southern states, have you?
:-s
My neck of the woods? You've never been in the deep southern states, have you?
No, only Florida :lol: but your weather goes from one extreme to another I hear.
DemonGeminiX
02-04-2013, 10:37 PM
No, only Florida :lol: but your weather goes from one extreme to another I hear.
We don't get snow down here. It's not that unpredictable.
Hugh_Janus
02-04-2013, 10:48 PM
windy as fuck here
Teh One Who Knocks
02-04-2013, 10:49 PM
We don't get snow down here. It's not that unpredictable.
It's never snowed in that state since the beginning of time? :-s
Lies :hand:
DemonGeminiX
02-04-2013, 11:04 PM
It's never snowed in that state since the beginning of time? :-s
Lies :hand:
In the 20+ years I've been down here, I've seen something that resembled an extremely light and sparce flurry twice, and both times it didn't lay. It melted as soon as it hit the ground. Since actually seeing real snow frequently while growing up in NJ, I don't consider that snow. Snow sticks around, this shit didn't. So with that in mind, I can say with reasonable accuracy that, in my opinion, it doesn't snow here.
Hal-9000
02-04-2013, 11:08 PM
Last time it snowed in Georgia was the volcanic ash from the Pleistocene period :lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
02-04-2013, 11:09 PM
In the 20+ years I've been down here, I've seen something that resembled an extremely light and sparce flurry twice, and both times it didn't lay. It melted as soon as it hit the ground. Since actually seeing real snow frequently while growing up in NJ, I don't consider that snow. Snow sticks around, this shit didn't. So with that in mind, I can say with reasonable accuracy that, in my opinion, it doesn't snow here.
You don't define what snow is :hand:
DemonGeminiX
02-04-2013, 11:36 PM
You don't define what snow is :hand:
:-s
Orly?
Snow: Cold white fluffy shit that falls from the sky and builds up on the ground during cold temperatures. It frustrates Canadians and Finlandians 'cause it never goes away, and separates the road-swerving idiots from the really good automobile drivers.
See also: Ragnarok.
Perfectly good definition. So :nana:
Hal-9000
02-04-2013, 11:37 PM
also see : the silent, white blanket of death
In the 20+ years I've been down here, I've seen something that resembled an extremely light and sparce flurry twice, and both times it didn't lay. It melted as soon as it hit the ground. Since actually seeing real snow frequently while growing up in NJ, I don't consider that snow. Snow sticks around, this shit didn't. So with that in mind, I can say with reasonable accuracy that, in my opinion, it doesn't snow here.
I was kind of referring to the USA in general and its erratic weather patterns, we're not used to this here we're too soft to cope with it. :lol:
Hal-9000
02-04-2013, 11:41 PM
I was kind of referring to the USA in general and its erratic weather patterns, we're not used to this here we're too soft to cope with it. :lol:
a couple of years ago, it was the first time that they ran out of names for hurricanes (they go alphabetically from A to Z)
previous years hadn't seen that many storms so it wasn't an issue...erratic is right
A power cut for all of 30 seconds and every fecking alarm in the village is going off. :roll:
Hal-9000
02-04-2013, 11:43 PM
village :lol:
village :lol:
And what's wrong with that?
DemonGeminiX
02-04-2013, 11:45 PM
A power cut for all of 30 seconds and every fecking alarm in the village is going off. :roll:
village :lol:
She may have to hide from Gargamel.
Hal-9000
02-04-2013, 11:46 PM
And what's wrong with that?
are there......many people in the village?
:dance: :dance: :dance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k
are there......many people in the village?
:dance: :dance: :dance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k
Townies just dont understand. :hand:
She may have to hide from Gargamel.
Who's Gargamel? :?
Who's Gargamel? :?
I only know one - From the Smurfs
http://i48.tinypic.com/o6md0w.jpg
Hal-9000
02-05-2013, 12:12 AM
Townies just dont understand. :hand:
I keep on thinking that you live in that village from Hot Fuzz :rofl:
I keep on thinking that you live in that village from Hot Fuzz :rofl:
And like I've told you before, you're confusing us with Wales.
Hal-9000
02-05-2013, 12:26 AM
it's home time for me.....have a good evening everyone
Hugh_Janus
02-05-2013, 12:43 AM
so tired
Muddy
02-05-2013, 02:31 AM
She may have to hide from Gargamel.
Hhhahahaha
redred
02-05-2013, 10:59 AM
http://i.imgur.com/xcmkGKa.jpg
FACES CAFE CHILDS BREAKFAST CHALLENGE
6 Fried Eggs, 8 Egg Cheese and Potato Omelette, 12 Rashers of Bacon, 12 Sausages, Chips, Mushrooms, 6 Hash Browns, 6 Black Pudding, Beans, Tomatoes, 4 slices of Bread and Butter, 4 slices of Fried Bread and 4 slices of Toast.*
JUST £15 - or eat it without help within 60 minutes and get your money back!!!
how do people move after eating that?
DemonGeminiX
02-05-2013, 11:03 AM
And it's a child's challenge?
redred
02-05-2013, 11:07 AM
Described as a 'heart attack on a plate', the 9lb childs Breakfast - named so because it weighs more than an average-sized newborn baby - was slammed by health campaigners for its size and high calorie content.
:shock:
DemonGeminiX
02-05-2013, 11:10 AM
Oh, it's as big as a child. I get it. Looks like somebody took it down last year.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2097707/Kidz-Breakfast-Great-Yarmouth-diner-eats-6-000-calorie-fry-26-minutes.html
Meeting this afternoon, hope it goes well. :pray:
Teh One Who Knocks
02-05-2013, 11:22 AM
A power cut for all of 30 seconds and every fecking alarm in the village is going off. :roll:
village :lol:
http://i.imgur.com/P31xykU.jpg
DemonGeminiX
02-05-2013, 11:46 AM
It's been over 30 days and neither one of them have given me my money back.
:meh:
redred
02-05-2013, 01:11 PM
after 18 months i have just got my gen 1 wd tv working again :woot: wouldn't you know all i needed to do was use a paperclip to reset it :lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
02-05-2013, 01:14 PM
:facepalm:
redred
02-05-2013, 01:20 PM
i needed 2 gen 2's anyway for my network ,i think i'll give the gen 1 to a mate
it just stopped working one day and wouldn't see files on the hard drive ,still haven't worked out why after looking at wd forums all morning
DemonGeminiX
02-05-2013, 07:09 PM
:wtf:
Hal-9000
02-05-2013, 07:39 PM
after 18 months i have just got my gen 1 wd tv working again :woot: wouldn't you know all i needed to do was use a paperclip to reset it :lol:
you didn't know the paperclip reset after reading my posts about the damned thing? :lol:
Hugh_Janus
02-05-2013, 08:27 PM
I'm fucking knackered
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