Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Where is that porky?

http://www.yelp.com/biz/sandras-mexican-grill-and-cantina-chino-hills

[golfer]

http://www.yelp.com/biz/sandras-mexican-grill-and-cantina-chino-hills

is the food good? at reasonable price?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

is the food good? at reasonable price?

I go for the tacos, the rest of the stuff is ok, and moderately priced.
I don't ever go there to eat, unless its taco tuesday. So I guess its not fantastic :lol:

[Muddy]

That place had some tough reviews...

[DemonGeminiX]

Hey Porky, do you have any Mexican street food vendors around where you're at? I hear they're usually awesome.

:-k

[RBP]

I'm awesome. jus sayin. 8-[

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

Are you a Mexican street food vendor?

[RBP]

:-s

Maybe.

[DemonGeminiX]

:suspect:

[RBP]

I'm still awesome either way. :tup:

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

Even if you say so yourself.

[RBP]

:-s

Who else is going to say it? :hand:


wait.... :facepalm:

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol:

[Dragoness_Cutie]

Thinking... sadness. I did not win the thong contest. :(

[Hal-9000]

Thinking - I have a really nice ass





:)

[minz]

Thinking - I have a really nice ass





:)

Hals ass, and a very cute ass it is. :mrgreen:

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a302/Minni_the_minx/Donkey_1_arp_750px.jpg

[Hal-9000]

it appears I have a docile and well groomed ass :lol:

[Hal-9000]

what is this white stuff on my keyboard? :-k

[Hal-9000]

8888888888888

and why is so much of it on the number 8 button :lol:

[Hal-9000]

*tastes*

milk?

no

[Hal-9000]

I'm awesome. jus sayin. 8-[

:hand:



I looked you up...according to Wiki you suck :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burn:

[RBP]

:hand:

I looked you up...according to Wiki you suck :lol:

:-s

suck at being lame because I'm so awesome.

[Hal-9000]

oh gee it's like the batsignal...I had no idea you were online


:lol:

[RBP]

oh gee it's like the batsignal...I had no idea you were online

:lol:

I see all. :|

[Hal-9000]

For RBP only



NSFW OR GRANDPARENTS

:dance: YOU ROCK RBP!


http://i.imgur.com/JP26d.jpg

[RBP]

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!

[Hal-9000]

I haven't been to that site in loooong time :lol:


*checks bookmarks*

[RBP]

:dance:

[Hal-9000]

last time there I watched a lackadaisical Asian chick for almost 20 minutes, lay around while she almost fell asleep.She never peeled a stitch and every few minutes she'd type - cmon guyz, give me credits 4 fun


nope :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

This wireless mouse rocks!!!

:dance:

[Hal-9000]

*remembers shelf life of mice in DGX's house*


order another...tonight :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

:hand:

My mice last forever. It's my hard drives that need to take out life insurance policies.

[Hal-9000]

I thought you bounced the odd mouse or keyboard at times due to extreme...umm.. frustration? :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

I thought you bounced the odd mouse or keyboard at times due to extreme...umm.. frustration? :lol:

That was a very old mouse. It was originally from 1997. It's time had come. I just helped it find peace... in my own special way.

8-[

I was infinitely more brutal with my old laptop's lcd screen. I showed that son of a bitch no quarter whatsoever.

[Hal-9000]

I've slapped my hand across the side of my old pc in frustration.I used a TV for a monitor, then hooked my monitor back up 2 days later and the pc would not boot.No light, no power, no nothing.No logical reason.
I troubleshot that bitch for hours and finally smacked it hard :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

I think I just have a problem with cords. I always over estimate their actual length.

8-[

[Hal-9000]

I recently got my first wireless devices....keyboard and mouse.

and I'm still not getting it :lol:


I can be on the couch watching a movie with the mouse beside me...and then go over to my pc desk after it's done to shut down the media player.My hand goes to the right of the keyboard and NO MOUSE! :doh:

[Hal-9000]

if there's stuff on my desk...I'll carefully lift the keyboard over it, so as not to tangle the cord in something....:doh:

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol:

Yeah, I keep worrying if I'm yanking on the mouse too hard when it's just flopping all over the place and I've caught myself once already thinking, "There's lots of give. Shit, I snapped the cord in half!!!"

Keep in mind, I just bought this damn thing tonight.

[RBP]

You're both idjits. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:lol:

ok confession time...my worst tech stupidity


I just got my wireless keyboard and mouse this past April.Both devices had pre installed batteries.One night I boot my computer, hit my email and the mouse pointer freezes.I can't do anything so it's a cold reboot.
I reboot at least 3 times and out of habit I guess, go to the same program...email and it keeps on freezing at the same spot.

I think my new pc is toast or at least the Windows install....yes it was dead batteries in the mouse.Just enough juice to log on and put in my password and by chance the mouse was dying going to email :oops:
It took a loooooog time for me to get there though :lol:

[Hal-9000]

You're both idjits. :lol:

Yep! I'm Cletus and he's Clem :face:

[DemonGeminiX]

You're both idjits. :lol:

Hey man, cut me some slack, jack. I've been yanking on cords for the past 14 years dammit.

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

same here...that keyboard stays nailed to my desk and I damn well know I could take it in the shitter down here and it would still work :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey man, cut me some slack, jack. I've been yanking on cords for the past 14 years dammit.

:lol:

This is your first ever wireless mouse? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

ok confession time...my worst tech stupidity


I just got my wireless keyboard and mouse this past April.Both devices had pre installed batteries.One night I boot my computer, hit my email and the mouse pointer freezes.I can't do anything so it's a cold reboot.
I reboot at least 3 times and out of habit I guess, go to the same program...email and it keeps on freezing at the same spot.

I think my new pc is toast or at least the Windows install....yes it was dead batteries in the mouse.Just enough juice to log on and put in my password and by chance the mouse was dying going to email :oops:
It took a loooooog time for me to get there though :lol:

:facepalm:

[Hal-9000]

This is your first ever wireless mouse? :-s

*raises hand*


yes for me :face:

[DemonGeminiX]

This is your first ever wireless mouse? :-s

Yeah.

Man, I can't wait until the batteries wear out. I'm gonna freak.

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*raises hand*


yes for me :face:


Yeah.

Man, I can't wait until the batteries wear out. I'm gonna freak.

:lol:

:shakehead:

[Leefro]

That was a very old mouse. It was originally from 1997. It's time had come. I just helped it find peace... in my own special way.



That reminded me of a Rabbit I once had :(

[Hal-9000]

oh this is good :lol:

I may have made a PMS comment in an email yesterday... and our Shell CSR (who I thought had no sense of humor) just sent me some chocolate and a Kotex pad
via interoffice mail!


:rofl: I'm dying over here

[RBP]

oh this is good :lol:

I may have made a PMS comment in an email yesterday... and our Shell CSR (who I thought had no sense of humor) just sent me some chocolate and a Kotex pad
via interoffice mail!

:rofl: I'm dying over here

:burn:

[Hal-9000]

she made my day...the note on the pad: You should never leave home without one

[RBP]

That's an awesome gag and probably well deserved. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:lol:

I need to take some pictures....over Christmas I mentioned that I can't get any girls to kiss me while I'm wearing my mistletoe belt......:rolleyes:

A few days later I get this velvet belt thingy with some fake mistletoe taped on the front.It's sitting right next to my plastic katana on my shelf here :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

This Arby's commercial has to be the dumbest and most annoying thing I've ever seen.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-k

[DemonGeminiX]

I think I just lost a few brain cells.

:no:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So like half of them are gone then? :-k





























:nana:

[Hal-9000]

I think I just lost a few brain cells.

:no:

If I had a dime for every time...

ummm...

er....

for every time I counted my change , I would have more than 10 cents :face:

[DemonGeminiX]

So like half of them are gone then? :-k

:nana:

And I'm still doin' better than you.

:P

[Hal-9000]

And I'm still doin' better than you.

:P

not nice to make fun of Corky





:lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

ahh Life Goes On



:dance:

[SmoothBob]

Theres a gym in my new work, might need to join it (have 'grown' a belly!)

Is £25 a month, that a good rate?

[Dragoness_Cutie]

Thinking... I am SOOO glad that I'm off work tomorrow! Gonna sleep in til noon at least! :mrgreen:

[Hal-9000]

Last work day of the week ....

:dance2:

[Joebob034]

Goin up to the north country

[Hal-9000]

Goin up to the north country

*closes Canadian border*

[Joebob034]

*closes Canadian border*

God no not that, talkin about up north in the thumb

[Jezter]

Theres a gym in my new work, might need to join it (have 'grown' a belly!)

Is £25 a month, that a good rate?

A gym at work and they charge for it? Cheap bastards... make a quick Google search of the local gyms and check their rates. Then decide if 25/mo is good or not. Remember though that working out is free. You don't need fancy equipment to combat the gut.

[RBP]

I must be horny today because almost every girl Lance posted today is making me drool.

[MrsM]

I must be horny today because almost every girl Lance posted today is making me drool.

Perhaps you had a little stroke :-k




Or does the stroking begin later :dance:

[Hal-9000]

Perhaps you had a little stroke :-k




Or does the stroking begin later :dance:


He has a little stroke every time he touches the peen :winkingsarcasticsmiley:

[Jezter]

He has a little stroke every time he touches the peen :winkingsarcasticsmiley:

Will you be here all week?

[Hal-9000]

Will you be here all week?

depends on the moderator's moods I guess :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

Theres a gym in my new work, might need to join it (have 'grown' a belly!)

Is £25 a month, that a good rate?

gyms are for pansies

[Dragoness_Cutie]

Thinking... my day is done, and I am extremely glad for it! I am sleeping in tomorrow!!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why are some toilet seats solid all the way around ('O' shaped) and others are open at the end ('U' shaped)? :-k

[Jezter]

Why are some toilet seats solid all the way around ('O' shaped) and others are open at the end ('U' shaped)? :-k

That is an excellent question... :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And I think it needs an answer...what is the benefit of one over the other? :confused:

[Dragoness_Cutie]

One is better for sitting, and the other is better for lazy guys who don't lift up the seat to take a piss?

[Muddy]

One is better for sitting, and the other is better for lazy guys who don't lift up the seat to take a piss?

Winna!

[Hal-9000]

And I think it needs an answer...what is the benefit of one over the other? :confused:

So you don't get the wiener press thing happening! I've just about made my little guy pass out cutting off the circulation on those full seats :(

[Hal-9000]

damn..I have chafe marks on my junk :|












:dance: OH YEAAAAAAAHHHH!

[RBP]

damn..I have chafe marks on my junk :|

:dance: OH YEAAAAAAAHHHH!

:-s

[Hal-9000]

re-entry wounds from friction :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

mmmm...nipples...ahhhhhh :homer:

[RBP]

who was the lucky guy?


:dance:

[Hal-9000]

I liked your ATM comment the other day better :lol:

she's a buddy, nothing to shout about (lotsa shouting last night tho :dance:)

[RBP]

:woot: Good for you Hal.

[Hal-9000]

it is like riding a bike! :face:

you never forget :lol:

[RBP]

I think I've forgotten :sad2:

[RBP]

thinking... do I want to take myself out tonight?

and would I go see... Friends with Benefits? Captain America? Winnie the Pooh?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

One is better for sitting, and the other is better for lazy guys who don't lift up the seat to take a piss?


Winna!

:-s

So it's okay to piss all over the seat as long as you don't do it where that open section is on U shaped seats?

[Hal-9000]

thinking... do I want to take myself out tonight?

and would I go see... Friends with Benefits? Captain America? Winnie the Pooh?


your post is making me weep....not because of the lonely aspect...the movie choices :lol:

[Hal-9000]

"lazy guys who don't lift the seat up...."

how about the lazy girls who leave the damn thing down constantly! :x

[DemonGeminiX]

thinking... do I want to take myself out tonight?

and would I go see... Friends with Benefits? Captain America? Winnie the Pooh?

:-s

Cowboys and Aliens is playing.

[Dr Death]

:-s

Cowboys and Aliens is playing.Looking forward to that one! :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

thinking... do I want to take myself out tonight?

and would I go see... Friends with Benefits? Captain America? Winnie the Pooh?

Are the theaters having a free night? :-k

[RBP]

:-s

Cowboys and Aliens is playing.

It just sounds dumb but maybe I'll give it a shot. :-k

[RBP]

Are the theaters having a free night? :-k

No, I just have to get out of this chair and stare at something bigger than a monitor.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No, I just have to get out of this chair and stare at something bigger than a monitor.

Sit in a different chair and watch TV :-s

[RBP]

Sit in a different chair and watch TV :-s

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

It was a valid option :x

[Hal-9000]

No, I just have to get out of this chair and stare at something bigger than a monitor.

Stand with your bathrobe open and stare at the neighbor's window across the way? :-s

[RBP]

It was a valid option :x

:hand: that wasn't the point.

[RBP]

Stand with your bathrobe open and stare at the neighbor's window across the way? :-s

I said I needed to do something different. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:hand: that wasn't the point.

It satisfied both conditions you laid out [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I said I needed to do something different. :lol:

http://i.imgur.com/EpJkH.jpg

[RBP]

It satisfied both conditions you laid out [-(

I'll satisfy your conditions :x

waitwhat? :shock:

[Hal-9000]

I said I needed to do something different. :lol:

:lol::lol:


I have a hot single Mom living across the street, never talked to her.My bro in law remarks yesterday - holy shit, who's that?

Today she's out on her front step in a bathing suit top and jeans and she's really, really well hung.So I check the mailbox on our front steps..oh about 100 times a day :lol:
She must think I have some sort of weird postal OCD

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/EpJkH.jpg

:lol:

[RBP]

:lol::lol:


I have a hot single Mom living across the street, never talked to her.My bro in law remarks yesterday - holy shit, who's that?

Today she's out on her front step in a bathing suit top and jeans and she's really, really well hung.So I check the mailbox on our front steps..oh about 100 times a day :lol:
She must think I have some sort of weird postal OCD

I thought you went over to meet her one day? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'll satisfy your conditions :x

waitwhat? :shock:

http://i.imgur.com/zVrnk.gif

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/EpJkH.jpg

that's fucking hilarious and oh so wrong :lol:

the ball pit....really

[Hal-9000]

I thought you went over to meet her one day? :-k

I was gearing up for it and never went :| She went inside and I have problems with the cold sales call at the door.

Umm hello? I was just coming over to.....look at you? :oops:


still haven't found the nerve

[Teh One Who Knocks]

that's fucking hilarious and oh so wrong :lol:

the ball pit....really

http://i.imgur.com/7Cres.gif

[Hal-9000]

:lol:

[minz]

Not eaten anything today, might try some crunchy nut cornflakes before bed. :-k

[minz]

Apparently, 5"4' is the average height for women, I’m 5"5' so I’m not such a short arse after all. :cheerlead:

Hal can stop calling me a gnome now. :nana:

[RBP]

I'm going to the theater that has food n booze :dance2:

[DemonGeminiX]

Tim Tebow's all over the place again.

:|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Tim Tebow's all over the place again.

:|

Awwwww....try living in Denver where he plays and see how much he is all over the place :|

[DemonGeminiX]

Awwwww....try living in Denver where he plays and see how much he is all over the place :|

:hand:

Try living an hour away from his hometown where everybody bows down and worships him like he's the second coming of Christ. He's the only thing these vapid people talk about... all the fucking time.

:|

[Southern Belle]

Why me?

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

Because we love you?

[Southern Belle]

:-s

Because we love you?


Thanks DGX. I'm not feeling loved right now so you don't know how much that means.

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm sorry, hun.

:hug::daisy:

[SmoothBob]

Ahm wasted..

[SmoothBob]

Cant.. Keep.. Eyes.. Open

[Godfather]

Kinda choked I don't get a long weekend (I work Saturdays; Monday is BC Day, but I don't normally work Monday anyways)

Girlfriend just left to Europe for 3 weeks, friend all went up to the lake :-k What the hell am I going to do for the next few days :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

Get a pizza?

[Godfather]

:-s

Get a pizza?

Always a good place to start :-k

What next?

[RBP]

Renounce Global Warming

[DemonGeminiX]

:-k

Prove the existence of aliens?

[RBP]

:-k Walk on the moon

[DemonGeminiX]

Create an internal combustion engine that runs on "green" fuel and gets 100 mpg?

:-k


:shock:

Oh wait!!!



Make sure it can fly too!!!

:tup:

[Godfather]

I'm loving these ideas :lol: ...

:-k But I think I might surf the web mindlessly and go to bed after Jimmy Fallon. Any objections?

[DemonGeminiX]

:|

You should think bigger.

[Godfather]

:|

You should think bigger.

Leno does have a huge head...

[DemonGeminiX]

:facepalm:

[Godfather]

:lol: Ok ok, I'll do the green fuel thing.

I remember taping a balloon to a car made from toilette paper rolls and cardboard in the 2nd grade that sped down the hallway when you untied the balloon.

I think I'll pick up my research from there where I left off :-k

[Hugh_Janus]

it was quite scary yesterday when the driver of a mercedes ML350 didn't see the that traffic had stopped in front of him, and I thought "this fucker aint gunna stop "so when he slammed on the brakes, his bumper was nearly touching the tarmac. I was looking in my rear view mirror thinking "oh fuck...." so I stuck it in first and pulled over to the grass verge. That motherfucker would've parked in my back seat if I hadn't moved. He swerved and stopped on the other side of the road pretty much wher5e the front of my car used to be :?

[Loser]

Lady next door having bachelorette party and a scavenger hunt. Ladies came over to ask for pics of guy in swim trunks, then my motorcycle, and then they asked for a pic of me in my underwear. Said I wasn't wearing any, but I'd be more then happy to drop my shorts anyways :lol:

[Southern Belle]

What a relief.

[Dragoness_Cutie]

:-s

So it's okay to piss all over the seat as long as you don't do it where that open section is on U shaped seats?
No, it's not okay to piss all over the seat. I just figured that there was less of that happening with a U-shaped seat, maybe. Probably not, though. :lol:


"lazy guys who don't lift the seat up...."

how about the lazy girls who leave the damn thing down constantly! :x
Actually, I always put the lid down after I'm done. My idiot cat can't try to drink the toilet water then. :lol:


Apparently, 5"4' is the average height for women, I’m 5"5' so I’m not such a short arse after all. :cheerlead:

Hal can stop calling me a gnome now. :nana:
Sweetie... I think that's only 'cause average has to include the nearly 1 billion Chinese women out of our world population of roughly 3.5 billion women total. :lol:


Thanks DGX. I'm not feeling loved right now so you don't know how much that means.
:hug:

[Southern Belle]

I don't want to go to work!

[Godfather]

Shoulda gone golfing today :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No, it's not okay to piss all over the seat. I just figured that there was less of that happening with a U-shaped seat, maybe. Probably not, though. :lol:

When I'm at work, if I wash my hands in the bathroom up front, I like to leave the toilet seat down and sprinkle water all over it to make the next person think someone peed all over the seat :shifty:

[Hal-9000]

We have one girl who works in our group..she's a butch-lesbian so I'm not sure she qualifies :oops:


I go into her washroom at work and pee on the seat, just so she feels like one of the group :thumbsup:









hal = always giving

[Loser]

Officially unemployed :|

[Godfather]

Sorry bro :(

[Arkady Renko]

awww, crap. effective immediately? Did you get any kind of severance money?

[Loser]

awww, crap. effective immediately? Did you get any kind of severance money?

As of yesterday and nope. Contract with Siemens ended and employees weren't told about it until it happened. :roll:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Officially unemployed :|

Sorry to hear that bud :(

[Arkady Renko]

As of yesterday and nope. Contract with Siemens ended and employees weren't told about it until it happened. :roll:

Charming...if they did stuff like that back here the unions would be running berserk...as a minority shareholder I strongly disapprove.

[Loser]

Well, since the downturn of our economy, a lot of the work around where I live is done by contracts, when they run out we're fucked :|

Ohwell, I'll find another job ;)

[Arkady Renko]

crazy, isn't it? Over here, companies are hunting for engineers, chemists and physicists as well as skilled workers like crazy but there just aren't enough.

[Loser]

I fit more into the skilled laborer category. Welding, heavy equipment operator, etc..., but as of late I've been working in IT.

[Muddy]

I'd like to smack this bitch at work sometimes... A little big for her britches at times..

[SmoothBob]

I was outta work for over 4 months, just started a new job 3 weeks ago, hope ur no waitin that long san

[Dragoness_Cutie]

I don't want to go to work!
Nor do I. I need to go to the doctor and see if they can figure out why I've been so exhausted lately. Eating right and getting enough sleep, but I'm still dragging. :(


When I'm at work, if I wash my hands in the bathroom up front, I like to leave the toilet seat down and sprinkle water all over it to make the next person think someone peed all over the seat :shifty:
That's just mean... :lol: But at least you aren't ACTUALLY peeing on the seat!


Officially unemployed :|
Aw, sorry to hear that, hun. Hope you find a new job soon!

[Lambchop]

Must remember not to increase weight on the pulldown machine when there's a cute girl opposite me at the gym. Owchie :'(

[Hal-9000]

had Friday off and boy does it show...every supplier vomited on me this morning, must go and clean the mess :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

One reason I would rather work than have the day off :P

[Hal-9000]

I have one good time per month at work...we have 'month end' and once the chaos stops (our monthends last 4 or 5 days, go figure)
it gets very quiet for me for a couple of days.I like that time :)

:wank:

[Joebob034]

I think my liver is still recovering from the weekend.

[Muddy]

I know I drink too much when I start shitting bile the next day...

[Hugh_Janus]

jake gylle.... that guy that was in donnie darko is one good looking motherfucker

[DemonGeminiX]

jake gylle.... that guy that was in donnie darko is one good looking motherfucker

:ghey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:bwaha:

[Muddy]

Yeah wtf was that, Mush?

[SmoothBob]

The guy poopin in the cubicle next tae me REALLY needs some fibre in his diet..

[Muddy]

Is he actually pooping in the cubicle?

[Arkady Renko]

not an office cubicle, a toilet cubicle. I believe they're called stalls in the US; right?

[Muddy]

Hahhahaa... ok, I get it...

[Arkady Renko]

do you watch Mad Men? There is a scene near the end of last season where a guy is all set to shit on the coffee table in a former colleague's office to get back at him, you reminded me of that right there...

[Muddy]

I've never seen that show... :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I haven't done anything all day :bored:

[Arkady Renko]

I've never seen that show... :)

You should give it a shot, it's one of the best TV series I can think of. Excellent plots, interesting characters and a lot of great actors. And it offers interesting insights on how ads and marketing strategies are created and how they've changed over the decades.


I haven't done anything all day :bored:

I was pretty productive, can I have your paycheque then?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

FUCK YOU SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA EDISON!!!!!!

http://i51.tinypic.com/apix6x.jpg

http://i52.tinypic.com/29xy9f8.jpg

[SmoothBob]

Yeah was a toilet cubicle ha ha!

Christ, that would be hilarious if it had been an office cubicle :lol:

Kevin Bridges, a very very funny Scotsman, cracks a joke about having an 'empty', an 'empty house' thats open tae party!, and findin afterwards someone had shat in his kettle!

The joys! :lmao:

[SmoothBob]

Yeah was a toilet cubicle ha ha!

Christ, that would be hilarious if it had been an office cubicle :lol:

Kevin Bridges, a very very funny Scotsman, cracks a joke about having an 'empty', an 'empty house' thats open tae party!, and findin afterwards someone had shat in his kettle!

The joys! :lmao:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I was pretty productive, can I have your paycheque then?

Now that you mention it, today is pay day :banana:

[AntZ]

FUCK YOU SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA EDISON!!!!!!

http://i51.tinypic.com/apix6x.jpg

http://i52.tinypic.com/29xy9f8.jpg


This is serious shit!!

The fact that come along and put these up right on top of whole established communities is shocking. These will be much hotter then your garden variety towers, thus driving up the exposure danger!

This is bad news!!

[PorkChopSandwiches]

On the left is what the easement SCE had on the right is what they did instead

http://www.chinohills.com/images/articles/55/lrg/trtp-comparison2.gif

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Suck it up :hand:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Suck it up :hand:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_k07pirzBU34/SYC__1cjiyI/AAAAAAAAATc/ouzhXXCrbuU/s400/bitch_slap.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

[Hal-9000]

Yeah was a toilet cubicle ha ha!

Christ, that would be hilarious if it had been an office cubicle :lol:

Kevin Bridges, a very very funny Scotsman, cracks a joke about having an 'empty', an 'empty house' thats open tae party!, and findin afterwards someone had shat in his kettle!

The joys! :lmao:

Shall we make a thread? The weirdest place you've ever shat?

[AntZ]

Shall we make a thread? The weirdest place you've ever shat?

Does that include catching it in your hand? :-k

[Hal-9000]

Does that include catching it in your hand? :-k

Yes, if we're going to an expose on improper scatological practices, we must explore the subject fully :thumbsup:

[Muddy]

On the left is what the easement SCE had on the right is what they did instead

http://www.chinohills.com/images/articles/55/lrg/trtp-comparison2.gif

Thats a major fuckin transmission line...

[minz]

9.30pm and I'm just sitting down to eat my lunch, its been a very busy day...

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Thats a major fuckin transmission line...

Yeah, no shit. You couldnt even see the old ones from my yard.

[Hal-9000]

Yeah, no shit. You couldnt even see the old ones from my yard.

In a few weeks you'll notice the hair on your arms is constantly standing up and the fillings in your teeth will be vibrating...

[AntZ]

9.30pm and I'm just sitting down to eat my lunch, its been a very busy day...

Does that mean dinner will be at 3 AM?? http://www.smilies-and-more.de/pics/smilies/tired/076.gif

[Muddy]

In a few weeks you'll notice the hair on your arms is constantly standing up and the fillings in your teeth will be vibrating...

You jest, but really that is a potential reality...

[minz]

Does that mean dinner will be at 3 AM?? http://www.smilies-and-more.de/pics/smilies/tired/076.gif

Yep, I've become nocturnal. :huh:

[minz]

In a few weeks you'll notice the hair on your arms is constantly standing up and the fillings in your teeth will be vibrating...

Are you talking from experience of you last trip to Ann Summers? :lol:

[Dragoness_Cutie]

Thinking... off work and glad that I have the day off tomorrow. I think I'm going to take a nap before getting on cam tonight.

[Hal-9000]

Are you talking from experience of you last trip to Ann Summers? :lol:

I don't know what Ann Summers is :lol:


actually, I live near a large park by our city reservoir and it has some massive electrical towers.I may be a little sensitive to that shit but when we play football there I can feel something in the air near the towers...

[AntZ]

Yeah, no shit. You couldnt even see the old ones from my yard.

I found this while reading up on the project:




These 500 KV lines are the largest allowed in the US and have never been installed within a housing development, do we really want them running through a residential neighborhood?

I suggest you inform yourself with some of the facts regarding this project.

1. The proposed towers will be double the height of the existing towers (which, by the way, have not been energized for the last 30 years) yet the exiting easement size will not change. Homes will eventually have to be condemned and removed.

2. Look at the number of homes for sale right now near the easement! People are jumping ship with the hopes of making this someone else's problem, yet little do they know if they don't disclose this project in their disclosure statement, they WILL be liable for any damages including rescission of contract. Home values WILL decrease (even more)during and after the project.

3. There are a number of homes within a few feet of the exiting right-of-way. Many of those homes are pool homes. There have been (successful) lawsuits in the past regarding "stray voltage" induced into water. I doubt there has ever been any study done with these types of lines running within a few feet of a pool.

4. OSHA requires farm workers to stay at least 100 ft away from these high voltage lines, yet occupied homes are allowed to be closer. How does that make sense?

5. Firemen are required to stay at least 200 ft away from these lines. How would have that effected the recent fire storm through the canyon and the general vicinity of those lines next to these homes?

6. These lines are noisy! Every walk along Chino Hills Parkway in the foggy morning? That noise you hear coming from those power lines is "leakage" into the conducting fog. You WILL hear these lines (even without fog)! They will be as loud as a motorcycle at 30 ft away. That "hum" will be 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year!

7. Although these lines will be new, they WILL sag in the high temperatures of Chino Hills in the summer time resulting in a much closer then expected distance between the ground and the lines.

8. There have been numerous connections with EMF and diseases such as childhood cancer, Leukemia, breast cancer, Infertility and much more. (http://www.cancer.gov/cancertopics/factsheet/risk/magnetic-fields)

9. Many of the existing homes have Wrought Iron Fences along the easement. These fences (and any type of metal objects such as Pool Poles) can energize strictly from the EMF created from the lines (i.e. Electrocution).

10. You think you have bad TV or Cell phone reception now in Chino Hills? Just wait until these lines go up! In most of those homes along the easement YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO USE YOUR CELL PHONE in your own home!

I will close with this. If the existing lines have not been energized for the last 30 years, why is it all of a sudden necessary to replace them with BIGGER lines?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't know what Ann Summers is :lol:


actually, I live near a large park by our city reservoir and it has some massive electrical towers.I may be a little sensitive to that shit but when we play football there I can feel something in the air near the towers...

Wasn't that Buffy's mom? :-k

[Hal-9000]

Wasn't that Buffy's mom? :-k

Good memory, could have been :lol:

Knowing minz it's probably British for some dogging hangout or city in England

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Good memory, could have been :lol:

Knowing minz it's probably British for some dogging hangout or city in England

No, it was Joyce :doh:

It just came to me. I do think Ann was Buffy's middle name tho now that I think about it :-k

[Hal-9000]

No, it was Joyce :doh:

It just came to me. I do think Ann was Buffy's middle name tho now that I think about it :-k

You retain some pretty insignificant shite :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You retain some pretty insignificant shite :lol:

You never know what questions come up in trivia tournaments :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Buffy Anne Summers was a Slayer that was activated in the late 20th century. Born in 1981, she was called to be the Slayer in 1996 at the age of fifteen. She was originally based in Los Angeles, but due to an incident involving a gang of vampires at Hemery High School there, she later moved to Sunnydale. There, she acted as guardian of the Hellmouth for seven years before the town's destruction in 2003. Initially a reluctant hero who constantly wished for nothing more than a normal life, Buffy eventually grew to embrace her destiny. Buffy is unique as a Slayer in many ways; she refuses to sacrifice her ordinary life for her supernatural destiny, often operates as part of a team with her friends the "Scooby Gang", and has maintained several romantic relationships, two of which were with notorious vampires Angel and Spike. Buffy is one of the longest-lived Slayers, and has returned from death not once, but twice, an act which disrupted the magic surrounding the traditional Slayer line. She later enacted a plan to activate all the potential slayers of the world, abolishing the traditional line of "Chosen Ones."


:dance:

[Hal-9000]

:dance:

and that relates to Joyce how?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

and that relates to Joyce how?

It says that I was right about Buffy's middle name...keep up :slap:

[Hal-9000]

It says that I was right about Buffy's middle name...keep up :slap:

Wut thread are we in again? :-s

I got some sun over the weekend and my hair has lightened a few shades..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

and that relates to Joyce how?


Joyce Summers (1958-2001) was the owner of an Art Gallery and mother to Buffy and Dawn Summers.

:dance:

[Hal-9000]

That first one said that she had romantic relationships with Angel and Spike...I recall her making peace with Spike but never boinking him

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That first one said that she had romantic relationships with Angel and Spike...I recall her making peace with Spike but never boinking him

It came from the Buffy Wiki :-k

[Hal-9000]

oh this is great :lol:

A couple of weeks ago, I was driving up our alley and there was a large girl with 3 young kids.She also had 5 dogs...that's right FIVE.
She's out in the park right now trying to corral all of the kids and control the dogs....and I don't see any bags in her hand.



:face: I'm on it!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/py8mG.jpg

[Hal-9000]

:lol:

I gotta have some cardstock for my printer...THAT BADGE IS MINE

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

[Hal-9000]

brb

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Burrito time :dance2:

[redred]

happy as a pig in shit i've just signed the completion forms on the sell of the house and will be loaded by tuesday

[Muddy]

Are you rich now?

[redred]

at this point well off :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

:dance:

she wasn't dawn's mother god dammit :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

she wasn't dawn's mother god dammit :slap:

It says so on the Buffy Wiki so it's true :hand:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I found this while reading up on the project:

Yeah, I read that too. So many houses are for sale in my area now because of it, but nobody is buying.

[KevinD]

Rumors flying around here that the Elect utility companies will be doing the rolling blackouts soon. Just saw on FB a friend in the next county south has had their power off for a couple hours so far today.

[Acid Trip]

I'm thinking it's a good thing I rebalanced my 401k on Monday...

[KevinD]

I pulled all mine into CD's and such when I left my last job in 06. My current company has 401k but no matching contributions. I plan on rolling the balance into this companies plan when and if the markets settle down a bit

[Acid Trip]

I pulled all mine into CD's and such when I left my last job in 06. My current company has 401k but no matching contributions. I plan on rolling the balance into this companies plan when and if the markets settle down a bit

A 401k without ANY matching?! What a bunch of cheapskates!

[Muddy]

Yeah that sucks... Specially for as much money as KMD's company rakes in...

[minz]

Just kill me now... :sad2:

[KevinD]

Yeap none at all. I went from my former company that guaranteed to 3% up to 6% if the company showed a profit for the year, to none at all, plus the management system for my current company really sucks, so I rolled all my existing funds into other things. We have a better management system, but I've been waiting since 08 to start reinvesting.

[Noilly Pratt]

It should be against the law to have more than 2 meetings a day. I've just had 3 and I have nothing more to give!

[KevinD]

Meetings about meetings were my personal very favorite!

[KevinD]

Oh and let's not forget pre-meeting meetings! Those are so cool as well.

[Muddy]

500 point drop on the DOW today... wooooowee!

[Godfather]

I'm not shaving before work this week. Fuckit. Boss is in Carolina till next week, my supervisor dresses like a whore... and I'm lazy

[golfer]

I'm not shaving before work this week. Fuckit. Boss is in Carolina till next week, my supervisor dresses like a whore... and I'm lazy

your gonna be fuzzy maybe your boss wont recognize you and think the new fuzzy guy needs to get paid so you can 2x your income

im thinking well thankfully its not as hot so planting flowers will be nicer

[Hal-9000]

I'm not shaving before work this week. Fuckit. Boss is in Carolina till next week, my supervisor dresses like a whore... and I'm lazy

You have the face of an 18 yr old girl's ass....soooo smooth and no hair or wrinkles.

:hand: you have no need to shave

[AntZ]

You have the face of an 18 yr old girl's ass....soooo smooth and no hair or wrinkles.

:hand: you have no need to shave

Hey GF, it sounds like Hal has been thinking about your pretty face long before this thread came along?? :huh:

ghey2:

[minz]

I lost 4 fish last night due to a broken pond pump..... Devastated :sad:

[Hal-9000]

I lost 4 fish last night due to a broken pond pump..... Devastated :sad:

It may be out of place at a time like this...do you know how to cook fish? :-s

[minz]

:stfu: I'm not even going to dignify that with an answer. :sad:

[minz]

I originally wrote I’m gutted, but I kind of thought it a little inappropriate. :sad2:

[Hal-9000]

:stfu: I'm not even going to dignify that with an answer. :sad:

okay ^^

[Lambchop]

Thor and Super 8 released in the same day. weew