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KevinD
03-03-2013, 01:45 AM
Looks like a 4.slow, but I read between the lines of what Hugh posted...
redred
03-03-2013, 08:41 AM
:burp: still tasting last nights curry and cider
Don't know what to do with myself today, I could get used to this staying at home. :lol:
redred
03-03-2013, 09:07 AM
Pub lunch liquid type of course
Hugh_Janus
03-03-2013, 09:33 AM
Looks like a 4.slow, but I read between the lines of what Hugh posted...
that's an audi engine.... and all that nonsense is at the back of the engine by the gearbox :unimpressed:
Don't know what to do with myself today, I could get used to this staying at home. :lol:
I've got some ideas :naughty:
come and tidy up my gaff and cook me some food....
naked :dance:
Jezter
03-03-2013, 10:52 AM
Don't know what to do with myself today, I could get used to this staying at home. :lol:
Play with yourself? It's always fun and healthy. :tup:
Pub lunch liquid type of course
Cider? :lol:
that's an audi engine.... and all that nonsense is at the back of the engine by the gearbox :unimpressed:
I've got some ideas :naughty:
come and tidy up my gaff and cook me some food....
naked :dance:
Play with yourself? It's always fun and healthy. :tup:
Everything comes down to sex and alcohol with you lot. :lol: I'm dying and I need some TLC any offers? :d
redred
03-03-2013, 11:11 AM
Cider? :lol:
why not :lol:
I'm dying and I need some TLC any offers? :d
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKV8uSX2nEQ
Jezter
03-03-2013, 11:13 AM
Everything comes down to sex and alcohol with you lot. :lol: I'm dying and I need some TLC any offers? :d
I've not told you to drink... I just command you to eat! And fiddle with yourself... Im a gentleman like that. :D Food and carnal pleasures are my game. :D
Hugh_Janus
03-03-2013, 11:57 AM
Cider? :lol:
Everything comes down to sex and alcohol with you lot. :lol: I'm dying and I need some TLC any offers? :d
I never mentioned sex or alcohol :slap:
Hugh_Janus
03-03-2013, 11:59 AM
the harley that just pulled up outside is properly fucking loud :lol:
Muddy
03-03-2013, 12:02 PM
I think imgurs broke
I think imgurs broke
Must be back up, I just got on fine. :dunno:
Muddy
03-03-2013, 04:05 PM
The pictures were blue question marks this morning..
The pictures were blue question marks this morning..
In the threads you mean? Is it ok now?
redred
03-03-2013, 04:09 PM
the site was down this morning for me and seemed to wipe all the pictures from this site with it ,looks ok now
I'm a great auntie again, my niece had a baby boy at 34 weeks so he's still in special care, she's had such a traumatic time with this pregnancy I'm just relieved he's finally here, hope he pulls through ok.
Thanks RBP, I just hope the little fella pulls though, he's not out of the woods just yet.
Thanks RBP, I just hope the little fella pulls though, he's not out of the woods just yet.
So do we! Godspeed to the little life. :hug:
Megaupload is back? :-s https://mega.co.nz/ I did not know this.
deebakes
03-03-2013, 05:41 PM
take a nap :tup:
take a nap :tup:
Do I look like RBP?
Hmmm maybe dont answer that :lol:
Do I look like RBP?
Hmmm maybe dont answer that :lol:
Looking like RBP is a bad thing? :-s
Looking like RBP is a bad thing? :-s
The last picture I saw of you was with some facial hair, so....... I'm kinda hoping I don't resemble that. :lol:
Besides, you're way cuter than me. :hug:
The last picture I saw of you was with some facial hair, so....... I'm kinda hoping I don't resemble that. :lol:
Besides, you're way cuter than me. :hug:
Nice recovery :lol: The beard covers the ugly... but I don't have the beard right now so ummm...
Besides, you're dead sexy Minzy!
Paulina Gretzky is sofaking hot :drool:
As women get older I swear their eyebrow migrate south to the lip and chin area :lol: I live in daily dread of getting up one morning and my eyebrows have gone south. :wha: I think when that day comes I'll be sticking my head in the oven. :lol:
Mine migrates to the back of my neck. sexy. :|
Mine migrates to the back of my neck. sexy. :|
Yeah but you can hide that :lol: cant hide it on your face.
Yeah but you can hide that :lol: cant hide it on your face.
I'd pluck you Minz :hug:
deebakes
03-03-2013, 06:20 PM
Yeah but you can hide that :lol: cant hide it on your face.
http://i48.tinypic.com/jk847d.jpg
I'd pluck you Minz :hug:
Typo? :lol:
http://i48.tinypic.com/jk847d.jpg
:lol:
I'm bored dammit, somebody entertain me please. :(
redred
03-03-2013, 09:16 PM
:dance2: holiday booked in August
I'm bored dammit, somebody entertain me please. :(
http://i.imgur.com/ghprW6K.gif
Nothing's ever good enough :hand:
Nothing's ever good enough :hand:
I've been home alone all day, I think my mind has gone numb. :sad2:
Korpiklaani
03-03-2013, 09:32 PM
Woah! Someone posted today!!
lol
I've been home alone all day, I think my mind has gone numb. :sad2:
How are you feeling?
Woah! Someone posted today!!
lol
Lots!
redred
03-03-2013, 09:38 PM
Anywhere nice?
Split
How are you feeling?
Still chesty but a lot better thanks. :tup: Ive been playing a crappy game on my phone but im stuck now. :lol:
Split
Again in English???
Still chesty but a lot better thanks. :tup: Ive been playing a crappy game on my phone but im stuck now. :lol:
yay for better. :cheerlead:
I have never gotten into electronic games. Poker but that's about it.
yay for better. :cheerlead:
I have never gotten into electronic games. Poker but that's about it.
I never play games ever, so that should tell you how feckin bored I am today. :lol:
redred
03-03-2013, 09:47 PM
Again in English???
Croatia ,split
:tup:
Glad you got it because I still have no idea what he's on about :lol:
Glad you got it because I still have no idea what he's on about :lol:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Split,_Croatia
Korpiklaani
03-03-2013, 10:05 PM
Split is a city in Croatia. I have a friend from there actually, named Hrvoje (hair-voyay). Fuckin sexy beast he is. DAYUM.
Thanks... never heard of it, but it looks nice. :)
Korpiklaani
03-03-2013, 10:13 PM
Redred, take pics. Lots of pics.
Redred, take pics. Lots of pics.
But not of Croatian men :hand:
Redred, take pics. Lots of pics.
They will all be blurred :lol:
Korpiklaani
03-03-2013, 10:20 PM
http://i47.tinypic.com/4gi6bc.jpg
Here is a pic I took of him at a bar we go to sometimes with friends. Isnt he freakin adorable minz?
Banana for scale! :lol:
I obviously need to spend less time on imgur 8-[
http://i47.tinypic.com/4gi6bc.jpg
Here is a pic I took of him at a bar we go to sometimes with friends. Isnt he freakin adorable minz?
Naaa he doesnt do it for me but her hair is fab!
Korpiklaani
03-03-2013, 10:38 PM
Naaa he doesnt do it for me but her hair is fab!
I know right!! A few weeks ago it was red. Before that pink (which I helped her apply lol)
I know right!! A few weeks ago it was red. Before that pink (which I helped her apply lol)
Mine has been just about every colour, last one was bright red with black underneath.
Korpiklaani
03-03-2013, 10:46 PM
Like all around red with black underneath, or just highlights?
This was mine a few weeks ago, now its just going back to bleach.
http://i46.tinypic.com/24yvdpf.jpg
All over bright red and when I say bright I mean fire engine red.
Korpiklaani
03-03-2013, 10:52 PM
Also, RedRed:
5:37pm
A guy I know is actually visiting Split. To be a good help to him, do you reccomend any places for him to go to?
like places to visit (monuments and shit) or bars?
Today
bars lol
Kocka, Bounty, Krvavo Kopito, legends bar... I think that's about it as far as alternative bars go (rock, metal, punk).. the place I usually go to is not open to everyone, you have to be friends to the MC in order to get in... but if he wants more like mainstream clubs there's O'hara, Quasimodo, Kuka... those are the most popular ones.
Today
Korpiklaani
03-03-2013, 10:52 PM
All over bright red and when I say bright I mean fire engine red.
Hawt.
This colour, and no this is not me.
http://i.imgur.com/pBokps1.jpg
Korpiklaani
03-03-2013, 10:55 PM
I was going to say, I imagined you to be skinnier. :)
I am, thats me in my avatar
Korpiklaani
03-03-2013, 10:57 PM
I'm aware.
I think I might push off to bed it's gone 11pm here.
Korpiklaani
03-03-2013, 11:25 PM
Only 6pm here.
YOU'RE IN DAH FUTURE........LIKE......IS THIS REAL LIFE?
DemonGeminiX
03-04-2013, 12:06 AM
Now let's go see if I can screw up another attempt at making salsa.
PorkChopSandwiches
03-04-2013, 12:12 AM
:squats:
Korpiklaani
03-04-2013, 12:13 AM
@ Demon: Hafa seiden.
I think I got it right. Tell me if it makes sense.
Hugh_Janus
03-04-2013, 12:16 AM
work tomorrow
PorkChopSandwiches
03-04-2013, 12:19 AM
not looking forward to that, this weekend has been a bender
Hugh_Janus
03-04-2013, 12:21 AM
fag
Southern Belle
03-04-2013, 12:23 AM
I need to take a shower but I dread drying my hair.
PorkChopSandwiches
03-04-2013, 12:24 AM
fag
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI
Hugh_Janus
03-04-2013, 12:27 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI
I swear I was just listening to that :lol:
DemonGeminiX
03-04-2013, 01:26 AM
@ Demon: Hafa seiden.
I think I got it right. Tell me if it makes sense.
I don't speak German and google translate isn't spitting out anything useful, so your guess is as good as any.
DemonGeminiX
03-04-2013, 01:26 AM
And the salsa is being refrigerated.
And the salsa is being refrigerated.
so sampling yet?? you have more self control than I. :lol:
KevinD
03-04-2013, 01:31 AM
I believe I must be getting old. Got a 6 pack of beer in the fridge, and I'm drinking water. WTF?? :lol:
KevinD
03-04-2013, 01:32 AM
And the salsa is being refrigerated.
We don't chill ours until we're done eating for the evening. You chill yours before eating it?
DemonGeminiX
03-04-2013, 01:44 AM
so sampling yet?? you have more self control than I. :lol:
Considering my horrid failure on the last attempt, I don't mind waiting this one out before the flavors had a chance to meld.
:lol:
KevinD
03-04-2013, 01:52 AM
Fine go ahead and ignore me, see if I care, lol
DemonGeminiX
03-04-2013, 01:54 AM
Fine go ahead and ignore me, see if I care, lol
I figured my answer to RBP would be a sufficient enough answer to your question as well.
But if you need a translation:
I'm a skeered to try it considering how bad I suck at cooking.
:lol:
Fine go ahead and ignore me, see if I care, lol
http://i.imgur.com/JytugvB.jpg
As women get older I swear their eyebrow migrate south to the lip and chin area :lol: I live in daily dread of getting up one morning and my eyebrows have gone south. :wha: I think when that day comes I'll be sticking my head in the oven. :lol:
http://i46.tinypic.com/2hek0es.jpg
KevinD
03-04-2013, 02:02 AM
Look, I'm not Korp, I used lol to indicate sarcasm, :lol:
I was just yanking y'alls chain.
Seriously though, when we (bro-in-law and I) make salsa, we boil the jalapenos, de-seed all the other dried peppers use blender on all peppers, add to tomato sauce, then just eat it iirc. I may be skipping a step or two.
DemonGeminiX
03-04-2013, 02:10 AM
Look, I'm not Korp, I used lol to indicate sarcasm, :lol:
I was just yanking y'alls chain.
Seriously though, when we (bro-in-law and I) make salsa, we boil the jalapenos, de-seed all the other dried peppers use blender on all peppers, add to tomato sauce, then just eat it iirc. I may be skipping a step or two.
What kind of tomato sauce do you use? Just generic canned sauce?
:-k
See I'm trying to do everything fresh. I'm starting to think everybody else's awesome salsa is the result of cheating... restaurants included.
:lol:
Korpiklaani
03-04-2013, 02:11 AM
I don't speak German and google translate isn't spitting out anything useful, so your guess is as good as any.
Nah, it was Arabic made into the Latinica alphabet. If it was German I wouldn't have said if I got it right. It would have been right in the first place and made sense.
KevinD
03-04-2013, 02:13 AM
The tomato sauce is just when we make quick salsa. Otherwise, we boil roma's and put them in the blender along with peppers.
If you like, I could see about making an actual recipe. Ours is pretty good, but can definitely come out on the hot side sometimes. I'm talking OMFG! Sweating after second bite....:lol:
DemonGeminiX
03-04-2013, 02:15 AM
The tomato sauce is just when we make quick salsa. Otherwise, we boil roma's and put them in the blender along with peppers.
:lol:
Something tells me I'm trying too hard...
deebakes
03-04-2013, 02:24 AM
i just open the jar :shrug:
DemonGeminiX
03-04-2013, 02:31 AM
If you like, I could see about making an actual recipe. Ours is pretty good, but can definitely come out on the hot side sometimes. I'm talking OMFG! Sweating after second bite....:lol:
Yeah, post it up when you get the chance. :thumbsup:
KevinD
03-04-2013, 02:51 AM
We got a section for recipes?
DemonGeminiX
03-04-2013, 02:53 AM
I think there's a thread in this section. Might be back a ways. I'll see if I can find it.
DemonGeminiX
03-04-2013, 02:55 AM
:lol:
I found it.
KevinD
03-04-2013, 03:02 AM
Okay, I'll talk to bro in law to make sure I get it right then post it in there.
DemonGeminiX
03-04-2013, 03:03 AM
:tup:
Korpiklaani
03-04-2013, 05:44 AM
My feet are extremely cold for no damn reason.
Jezter
03-04-2013, 09:03 AM
My feet are extremely cold for no damn reason.
Quit smoking.
Korpiklaani
03-04-2013, 10:10 AM
How does smoking make my feet cold?
redred
03-04-2013, 11:27 AM
Poor blood flow
Smoking restricts the oxygen content and blood flow to the extremities.
Korpiklaani
03-04-2013, 11:33 AM
Learn something new everyday.
Hal-9000
03-04-2013, 06:51 PM
where is Minz (slower than 60% of GB) today? :lol:
The Crow
03-04-2013, 06:57 PM
Wondering what the process of donating bone marrow is like...does anyone know?
Teh One Who Knocks
03-04-2013, 07:01 PM
Wondering what the process of donating bone marrow is like...does anyone know?
http://marrow.org/Registry_Members/Donation/Donation_FAQs.aspx
The Crow
03-04-2013, 07:04 PM
http://marrow.org/Registry_Members/Donation/Donation_FAQs.aspx
See, I read that, but I've also read conflicting things, like taking it from your hip is an outdated procedure.
Oh well. We'll see.
Teh One Who Knocks
03-04-2013, 07:06 PM
I would think that place would have the most updated info on it :-k
The Crow
03-04-2013, 07:08 PM
I would think that place would have the most updated info on it :-k
Perhaps! Might never get called up anyway.
Teh One Who Knocks
03-04-2013, 07:12 PM
http://bloodcell.transplant.hrsa.gov/donor/donating/donation_faqs/index.html
Here's another site with the FAQ's
The Crow
03-04-2013, 07:20 PM
http://bloodcell.transplant.hrsa.gov/donor/donating/donation_faqs/index.html
Here's another site with the FAQ's
Thank you!
Hal-9000
03-04-2013, 07:26 PM
See, I read that, but I've also read conflicting things, like taking it from your hip is an outdated procedure.
Oh well. We'll see.
I volunteered about 12 years ago and heard conflicting things too....my doc at the time was trying to talk me out of it. Talked about pain and recovery time like it would screw up my life ffs :lol:
maybe my bone marrow had too much THC or something...he made it feel like it wasn't the best choice for me, which upset me on a personal level
Hugh_Janus
03-04-2013, 07:26 PM
what a waste of a day
The Crow
03-04-2013, 07:30 PM
I volunteered about 12 years ago and heard conflicting things too....my doc at the time was trying to talk me out of it. Talked about pain and recovery time like it would screw up my life ffs :lol:
maybe my bone marrow had too much THC or something...he made it feel like it wasn't the best choice for me, which upset me on a personal level
Oh really? I'd like to know about it, but all the websites, like Anthony Nolan are shady about it, which worries me haha. I used to give blood, but they told me I was too tiny to do it recently, so I'm not on the register anymore, but I hate doing nothing!
where is Minz (slower than 60% of GB) today? :lol:
:slap:
redred
03-04-2013, 07:36 PM
:woot: another holiday book ,only a short UK break this time
:woot: another holiday book ,only a short UK break this time
Where to this time?
redred
03-04-2013, 07:42 PM
woolacombe this time start of april
Korpiklaani
03-04-2013, 07:57 PM
My hands are getting all crackley and dry because the seasons are changing. No me gusta.
The Crow
03-04-2013, 08:01 PM
My hands are getting all crackley and dry because the seasons are changing. No me gusta.
But then you have skin to pick...
Hal-9000
03-04-2013, 08:07 PM
My hands are getting all crackley and dry because the seasons are changing. No me gusta.
wants some hand lotion, Mr LePoof?
Korpiklaani
03-04-2013, 10:00 PM
But then you have skin to pick...
QFT! It always gives me something to do lol
And Hal, can I use some of your hand lotion? If you know what I mean.
Giggity.
Hal-9000
03-04-2013, 10:02 PM
It rubs the lotion on it's skin
or it gets the hose again!!!! :x
*tucks junk and dances*
Korpiklaani
03-04-2013, 10:07 PM
Hahahah!!
Hugh_Janus
03-04-2013, 10:14 PM
I'm tired
:morning:
So is an e-yawn contagious?
Hal-9000
03-04-2013, 10:21 PM
where's Porky today?
Him and I were to team up and do a celebrity coffee table banging a chick.....:sad2:
:spunkbuddies:
Hugh_Janus
03-04-2013, 10:34 PM
:morning:
So is an e-yawn contagious?
http://th07.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2012/243/f/9/eeyore_vectore___colour_____by_lozzer22-d5d1ayv.png
:-s
The one night i get a decent signal on the TV and the programs are all crap....
KevinD
03-04-2013, 11:06 PM
Dammit, Garmin map updates take a long time!
KevinD
03-04-2013, 11:07 PM
The one night i get a decent signal on the TV and the programs are all crap....
Tues night: Watch Justified....Oh, nevermind, you don't get it there.
Hal-9000
03-04-2013, 11:16 PM
Dammit, Garmin map updates take a long time!
truth...I updated mine after I bought it on a fast computer and it took ages for a relatively small file
KevinD
03-04-2013, 11:21 PM
I dunno what the file size is, but it just got finished. 2 f-ing hours on hotel high speed. Now I can go get some food. Too bad it's looking to be a McDonald's night. F that, I'll go to the grocery store and get some soup or something.
Hal-9000
03-05-2013, 02:48 AM
busy time of year for birthdays...Muddy, RBP, Lance.....and I hear that Kesha and Teh Biebs celebrated their birthdays last weekend too
Hal-9000
03-05-2013, 02:51 AM
:lol:
Kesha's Twitter handle is Kesha @ keshasuxx...
I'm going to have to learn how to navigate that Twitter mess...the posts seem nonsensical and full of random links
KevinD
03-05-2013, 03:05 AM
Red's too, and I think two others ...
Teh One Who Knocks
03-05-2013, 02:02 PM
Just found out that Comcast is changing their data usage policy to better reflect what you are paying. Minimum data usage will be bumped up from 250 gigs/month to 300 gigs/month regardless
What are the different plans you will be launching?
We'll be launching at least two approaches, and here is an overview:
In the Nashville market, we will increase our data usage allowance for all tiers to 300 GB per month and also offer additional gigabytes in increments/blocks (e.g., $10 per 50 GB).
In the Tucson market, we will increase our data usage allowance for XFINITY Internet customers subscribing to the Economy tier through the Performance tier from 250 GB to 300 GB. In addition, those customers subscribed to the Blast! tier will receive an increase to 350 GB, those subscribed to Extreme 50 will be increased to 450 GB, and those subscribed to Extreme 105 will be increased to 600 GB (see table below).
XFINITY Internet Package New Data Usage Allowance
Economy 300 GB
Economy Plus 300 GB
Internet Essentials 300 GB
Performance Starter 300 GB
Performance 300 GB
Blast 350 GB
Extreme 50 450 GB
Extreme 105 600 GB
Teh One Who Knocks
03-05-2013, 02:06 PM
I was a little hesitant when they initially released the 250 gig limit way back when, but I have never exceeded it ever, and I d/l a lot of movies and we stream a lot of stuff at home. And I'm on the Extreme 50 and that will eventually be a 450 gig limit, I'll be golden on that if I never came close to the 250 limit :lol:
I was a little hesitant when they initially released the 250 gig limit way back when, but I have never exceeded it ever, and I d/l a lot of movies and we stream a lot of stuff at home. And I'm on the Extreme 50 and that will eventually be a 450 gig limit, I'll be golden on that if I never came close to the 250 limit :lol:
And the website says they don't enforce it anyway.
Teh One Who Knocks
03-05-2013, 02:14 PM
Yeah, they suspended it last year for some reason...maybe too many people were complaining about it?
I don't know, you'd have to download a shitload to even come close to the limits.
Teh One Who Knocks
03-05-2013, 02:17 PM
There was one month where I came really close to hitting the limit of 250 gigs, but that was because of a FF addon that was using up my bandwidth. After I fixed that, I don't think I have even broken 200 gigs in a month.
Teh One Who Knocks
03-05-2013, 02:18 PM
http://i.imgur.com/natVI7k.png
How do you get that page?
Teh One Who Knocks
03-05-2013, 02:25 PM
Login to your Comcast account, then go to the My Services tab and on the right hand side of the screen it should show right at the top of that column your data usage for the month and under that there is a link for View Details and that takes you to the page where you can see your last three months of usage.
Login to your Comcast account, then go to the My Services tab and on the right hand side of the screen it should show right at the top of that column your data usage for the month and under that there is a link for View Details and that takes you to the page where you can see your last three months of usage.
Thanks... guess I don't use much right now :lol:
http://i50.tinypic.com/2s0dch2.jpg
Lots of porn in january Lance?
Fuck I'm bored.
Teh One Who Knocks
03-05-2013, 06:14 PM
Nah, just downloaded a metric fuckton of films and TV episodes :lol:
Muddy
03-05-2013, 06:21 PM
Aragggghhh !!! Too much mayo on my ucking sandwich!
PorkChopSandwiches
03-05-2013, 06:52 PM
I hate that. Probably the main reason I hate mayo is because places WAY overuse it.
Hugh_Janus
03-05-2013, 07:01 PM
mayo is satan's jizz
I asked for a "little bit" of mayo at subway and the putz drowned it before I could stop him, I made him remake the sandwich.
Hugh_Janus
03-05-2013, 07:13 PM
putz.... you just reminded me of happy days :lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-05-2013, 07:13 PM
Mayo :thumbsdown:
ohhh boy they kept me i havent been purged just yet :cheerlead: :bananadance::cheerlead::wave:
PorkChopSandwiches
03-05-2013, 07:53 PM
:banana:
ohhh boy they kept me i havent been purged just yet :cheerlead: :bananadance::cheerlead::wave:
I knew there was something we forgot! :lol:
DemonGeminiX
03-05-2013, 08:04 PM
Mayo's good, just don't let the place put it on for you. Put the condiments on yourself.
Satan
03-05-2013, 08:08 PM
mayo is satan's jizz
:hand:
http://www.hotsauceworld.com/saghhotsa.html
This with a splash of mayo for coloring.
DemonGeminiX
03-05-2013, 10:10 PM
Hugo Chavez died!
:shock:
Points in the death pool!!!
redred
03-05-2013, 10:11 PM
:lol:
Korpiklaani
03-06-2013, 12:15 AM
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY-KAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH- BU-BU-WUB WUB-TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-WUB WUB- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY-WUB DUB FLUP- KAYYYYYYYYYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAY
-FILTHY DUBSTEP
Muddy
03-06-2013, 12:41 AM
I hate that. Probably the main reason I hate mayo is because places WAY overuse it.
I asked for a "little bit" of mayo at subway and the putz drowned it before I could stop him, I made him remake the sandwich.
I scraped it off with a spoon and probably half my spices too.. Grrr.
DemonGeminiX
03-06-2013, 12:45 AM
Too much onion in the salsa. I should've blended it a little more too. It's too chunky.
Also, where am I gonna find the 438?
:-k
It's too chunky.
Just like your women :dance:
DemonGeminiX
03-06-2013, 12:49 AM
Just like your women :dance:
This is gonna sound brutally harsh but I've never touched a chunky woman in my entire life. If I find out one's attracted to me, I never give them the time of day. I won't date a girl that won't take care of herself.
DemonGeminiX
03-06-2013, 01:15 AM
Maybe a quarter of an onion next time and three slicing tomatoes.
:-k
Hugh_Janus
03-06-2013, 01:20 AM
I should try ang go to sleep :wha:
Hal-9000
03-06-2013, 03:35 AM
:-k
I may have to buy a new bum...this one has a hole in it
Jezter
03-06-2013, 08:50 AM
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY-KAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH- BU-BU-WUB WUB-TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-WUB WUB- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY-WUB DUB FLUP- KAYYYYYYYYYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAY
-FILTHY DUBSTEP
Dubstep, brostep and any other variation of that satan's music should be banned and forgotten.
Satan
03-06-2013, 09:15 AM
:hand:
That bullshit ain't my music, igloo-boy.
redred
03-06-2013, 06:19 PM
damn you lance you nicked my spammer :lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-06-2013, 06:23 PM
:dance:
Hal-9000
03-06-2013, 07:36 PM
So last year they put a grape koolaid bathmat in our urinal....it was great. You peed on it and good childhood memories were induced
This year, they've put a BETTER bathmat in the urinal. This one is bright orange and smells just like old school Orange Crush pop
Now while I'm peeing, I get the urge to pick up the little mat and suck the orange goodness right off of it! :)
So last year they put a grape koolaid bathmat in our urinal....it was great. You peed on it and good childhood memories were induced
This year, they've put a BETTER bathmat in the urinal. This one is bright orange and smells just like old school Orange Crush pop
Now while I'm peeing, I get the urge to pick up the little mat and suck the orange goodness right off of it! :)
Thanks, you've just put me off my tea. :puke:
Hal-9000
03-06-2013, 07:42 PM
Can I offer you nice cold beverage instead...perhaps some Orange Crush? :)
Can I offer you nice cold beverage instead...perhaps some Orange Crush? :)
I'll pass thanks.
Hal-9000
03-06-2013, 08:00 PM
I'll pass thanks.
I already did :dance:
Hal-9000
03-06-2013, 08:01 PM
Nothing like a mug of hot urine on a cold day :)
thanks Mom!
just be sure to eat your asparagus first :lol:
Hal-9000
03-07-2013, 12:44 AM
are you taking the piss with me FBD?
are you taking the piss with me FBD?
Isn't that what you were offering? :wha:
Hal-9000
03-07-2013, 01:00 AM
Isn't that what you were offering? :wha:
:slap:
No....sometimes men like to stand side by side at the urinal and hold each other's winkys while we pee. It's called the crossover maneuver or whiz-bonding between bro's
:slap:
No....sometimes men like to stand side by side at the urinal and hold each other's winkys while we pee. It's called the crossover maneuver or whiz-bonding between bro's
:suspect:
Whatever you say. :roll:
Is that what they mean by 'in denial? :lol:
Hal-9000
03-07-2013, 01:02 AM
not a lot of guys know about the crossover thing....I get punched quite a bit trying to recruit/explain :(
Well NP will be here in good old Blighty by now.
Hal-9000
03-07-2013, 01:09 AM
He's a good guy...hopefully he doesn't get thrown in some dungeon for trying to smuggle teabags out of the country
He's a good guy...hopefully he doesn't get thrown in some dungeon for trying to smuggle teabags out of the country
:lol: Or have a disagreement with a trolly dolly.
I'll watch the news to see if anyone gets locked in the tower of London.
Hal-9000
03-07-2013, 01:11 AM
He'll be the big, hungry looking guy screaming - can I get dinner somewhere??? Not friggin tea, I WANT DINNER DAMMIT! :x
He'll be the big, hungry looking guy screaming - can I get dinner somewhere??? Not friggin tea, I WANT DINNER DAMMIT! :x
He could get dinner but that would be around mid day :lol:
Breakfast, dinner then tea.
Hal-9000
03-07-2013, 01:14 AM
breakfast
(brunch)
lunch
dinner or supper
midnight snack
get with the program Minz
breakfast
(brunch)
lunch
dinner or supper
midnight snack
get with the program Minz
I'm not Canadian or American, it's breakfast dinner and tea. :x
Teh One Who Knocks
03-07-2013, 01:16 AM
I'm not Canadian or American, it's breakfast dinner and tea. :x
:snapout:
Hugh_Janus
03-07-2013, 01:16 AM
I'm not Canadian or American, it's breakfast dinner and tea. :x
you're just a commoner.... hal is right
Hal-9000
03-07-2013, 01:17 AM
we have afternoon tea sometimes :-k
at most, it can be accompanied by some cookies or a small slice of cake
Eh, 90 posts and I reach 10,000 :shock:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-07-2013, 01:18 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Zpd9lnz.jpg
TEA
Hugh_Janus
03-07-2013, 01:18 AM
:whore:
you're just a commoner.... hal is right
I'm a Northerner :x
we have afternoon tea sometimes :-k
at most, it can be accompanied by some cookies or a small slice of cake
You forgot the scones.
DemonGeminiX
03-07-2013, 01:18 AM
Eh, 90 posts and I reach 10,000 :shock:
I'll have to start deleting some of Minzie's posts.
:-k
:whore:
Zip it. :nutkick:
Hugh_Janus
03-07-2013, 01:19 AM
I'm a Northerner :x
same thing.... eyy oop lad
I'll have to start deleting some of Minzie's posts.
:-k
No :(
Hal-9000
03-07-2013, 01:19 AM
you're just a commoner.... hal is right
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I-Fyh6XQw0
same thing.... eyy oop lad
I dont have a Northern accent I'm in Cheshire.
Hal-9000
03-07-2013, 01:22 AM
I dont have a Northern accent I'm in Cheshire.
:-s
http://i.imgur.com/LLDa1Q9.jpg
Hal-9000
03-07-2013, 01:25 AM
sometimes..you Brits are from another planet :lol:
Hugh_Janus
03-07-2013, 01:26 AM
I dont have a Northern accent I'm in Cheshire.
when I was on a racing team on the xbox, we had a team mate who was from cheshire.... he sounded northern :hand:
Korpiklaani
03-07-2013, 01:28 AM
Orange jello shooters contain vitamin C.
when I was on a racing team on the xbox, we had a team mate who was from cheshire.... he sounded northern :hand:
Must have been the rough part then. :hand:
Hugh_Janus
03-07-2013, 01:32 AM
no.... he was quite posh.... but you could still tell he was from oop north :lol:
I'll make a voice recording for you hugh... no wait... you can get sound can you? :d
Hal-9000
03-07-2013, 01:33 AM
Orange jello shooters contain vitamin C.
:hand:
no copy/pasting posts from 10 years ago
Hal-9000
03-07-2013, 01:34 AM
I'll make a voice recording for you hugh... no wait... you can get sound can you? :d
OH! OH!
can you make one for me? here's the script, it's simple...
"oh hal! It's too big, take it out, take it out!!!"
thx
Hugh_Janus
03-07-2013, 01:34 AM
you're a canny lass, our minz
:rofl:
OH! OH!
can you make one for me? here's the script, it's simple...
"oh hal! It's too big, take it out, take it out!!!"
thx
More like 'is it in yet... oh right... you've finished already'
:dance:
Hal-9000
03-07-2013, 01:38 AM
More like 'is it in yet... oh right... you've finished already'
:dance:
:hand: I couldn't be finished yet....there's no sandwiches made and waiting for me :x
:hand: I couldn't be finished yet....there's no sandwiches made and waiting for me :x
Wow, you're in for a long wait. :lol:
Hal-9000
03-07-2013, 02:07 AM
:lol:
I'll surf porn on your computer whilst you prepare some tempting victuals
KevinD
03-07-2013, 05:43 AM
Orange jello shooters contain vitamin C.
Not according to Hal...
(something about urinals)
OH! OH!
can you make one for me? here's the script, it's simple...
"oh hal! It's too big, take it out, take it out!!!"
thx
Message brought to you by ....no woman on the planet....
Message brought to you by ....no woman on the planet....
:rofl:
Here Hal, you might need this: http://cfbts.org/burn-care-facilities/
:dance:
KevinD
03-07-2013, 05:53 AM
bwahahaha...
How you tonight RBP? Just in for a bit. Long boring ass day. I did discover that it's difficult (but not impossible) to play guitar in the drivers seat of my truck. Had a good dinner, a few drinks, and about ready to crash.
I'm tired as fuck and ready for bed tbh. I think it's awesome that you're learning guitar, Kev. Good for you! :tup:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-07-2013, 02:47 PM
I really wish they would play more Adele and Mumford & Sons on the radio...playing them every other song just doesn't seem to be enough :|
KevinD
03-07-2013, 02:50 PM
That's why I almost never listen to FM anymore. When I do, I prefer classic rock. Stay deaf my friend, Stay deaf...
Teh One Who Knocks
03-07-2013, 02:53 PM
Even the classic rock stations suck when it comes to variety. If you were to base your knowledge of classic rock bands according to classic rock radio, then you would think that Zeppelin only has 5 songs, the Stones only have 4 songs, the Beatles have 5 songs, The Who have 4 songs, the Doors have 3 songs, etc.....
KevinD
03-07-2013, 03:03 PM
True, true. There are a few stations I listen to online ( I don't have a smart phone so no Iheartradio for me) One of my favs is KTED out of Casper Wy. More heavy metal to classic rock, and lots of stuff I've never heard before.
I listen to rock 102 in springfield around here. they've got set times where they go play deep tracks that you dont always hear. sometimes its a bitch to get it tuned in well, but that's def #1 around these parts.
Korpiklaani
03-07-2013, 05:05 PM
Had to clean up a 23 year old couple from Queens. Both dead on impact. Got me kind of depressed because they were young and just starting their life. Kind of like me. Except I don't really consider my family owned business a job, more like one on one time with the rents, cleaning up dead people and sanitizing the area. But still, got me kind of sad so I took the rest of the day off. About to smoke so if you see me being stupid retarded just ignore it.
KevinD
03-07-2013, 05:15 PM
Impact? What happened to them? What do you do for a living?
Had to clean up a 23 year old couple from Queens. Both dead on impact. Got me kind of depressed because they were young and just starting their life. Kind of like me. Except I don't really consider my family owned business a job, more like one on one time with the rents, cleaning up dead people and sanitizing the area. But still, got me kind of sad so I took the rest of the day off. About to smoke so if you see me being stupid retarded just ignore it.
That is sad - I couldn't do what you do :sad:
Hal-9000
03-07-2013, 05:24 PM
I really wish they would play more Adele and Mumford & Sons on the radio...playing them every other song just doesn't seem to be enough :|
For us it's The Lumineires or whatever...Hey..Ho....or whatever...26 times a day
Teh One Who Knocks
03-07-2013, 05:25 PM
For us it's The Lumineires or whatever...Hey..Ho....or whatever...26 times a day
I can't stand that song (or group) either :|
Hal-9000
03-07-2013, 05:37 PM
Had to clean up a 23 year old couple from Queens. Both dead on impact. Got me kind of depressed because they were young and just starting their life. Kind of like me. Except I don't really consider my family owned business a job, more like one on one time with the rents, cleaning up dead people and sanitizing the area. But still, got me kind of sad so I took the rest of the day off. About to smoke so if you see me being stupid retarded just ignore it.
You work in one of the toughest fields on the planet dude....I couldn't do it for 5 minutes.
I guess it may be worse if you got so jaded that a scene like that didn't affect you. You're a human with a heart, try and enjoy the rest of day off.
golfer
03-07-2013, 05:40 PM
so a bit of exercise before work would be good but i dont want to move...
Army Guy
03-07-2013, 06:28 PM
You gotta exercise during work. Gets you away from everything for a bit and reenergizes you for the rest of the day.
I have to run up and down the stairs at work at least 30 times a day, my legs should be stick thin by now, so why are they still fat dammit. :x
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