Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Jezter]

I have to run up and down the stairs at work at least 30 times a day, my legs should be stick thin by now, so why are they still fat dammit. :x

Minz...gotdamnit woman! YOU ARE NOT FAT!

[minz]

Minz...gotdamnit woman! YOU ARE NOT FAT!

I have skinny ankles and big thighs, when I curl up on the sofa they look like chicken drummers. :(

[Jezter]

I have skinny ankles and big thighs, when I curl up on the sofa they look like chicken drummers. :(

Seesh...could you be more girly!? Maybe your thighs are like that cuz you move a lot and use the stairs so much? More muscle than fat...and seriously..your thighs probably aren't even that fat. You women just looooove to find flaws from yourselves.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpmfccHrZi1qefkuro1_500.jpg

[minz]

Seesh...could you be more girly!? Maybe your thighs are like that cuz you move a lot and use the stairs so much? More muscle than fat...and seriously..your thighs probably aren't even that fat. You women just looooove to find flaws from yourselves.

Oh trust me I could go on and on :lol: but I wont. :d

I'm cooking again tonight.

[DemonGeminiX]

Obama just reauthorized the Violence Against Women Act, proving again that not all people in this country are equal... and men in this country can't have any fun whatsoever.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Oh trust me I could go on and on :lol: but I wont. :d

I'm cooking again tonight.

http://i.imgur.com/LmapmkX.gif

[Hal-9000]

I have skinny ankles and big thighs, when I curl up on the sofa they look like chicken drummers. :(

So do I. I wear low cut tops to distract from my basement deficiencies





:lol: wtf is wrong with me

[minz]

:lol: wtf is wrong with me

Do you really want me to answer that? :rofl:

[minz]

Seesh...could you be more girly!? Maybe your thighs are like that cuz you move a lot and use the stairs so much? More muscle than fat...and seriously..your thighs probably aren't even that fat. You women just looooove to find flaws from yourselves.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpmfccHrZi1qefkuro1_500.jpg

I'm the one in the mirror, really.

[FBD]

I have skinny ankles and big thighs, when I curl up on the sofa they look like chicken drummers. :(

hey, so long as you dont got cankles, that's +10 right there :lol:

[minz]

No, no cankles just thighs like a horse :lol:

[minz]

http://i.imgur.com/LmapmkX.gif

No I mean real cooking, beef casserole with baked potato. :d

[Jezter]

I'm the one in the mirror, really.

Then congratulate on being normal!

[Hal-9000]

Do you really want me to answer that? :rofl:

I see a whole lotta typing going on but no sandwiches....do I have to remind you of your responsibilities again in front of all these nice people?


:x get to it woman!!!!!

[Hal-9000]

No, no cankles just thighs like a horse :lol:

Minz? For a 59 yr old woman you're in good shape, don't give it another thought :thumbsup:

[minz]

I see a whole lotta typing going on but no sandwiches....do I have to remind you of your responsibilities again in front of all these nice people?


:x get to it woman!!!!!

See the checking in/out thread for my reply. :hand:

[minz]

Minz? For a 59 yr old woman you're in good shape, don't give it another thought :thumbsup:

:nutkick:

[Hal-9000]

:nutkick:

gee...you almost got that thigh up over your waist this time. Shall I throw you a cream puff as a reward?













bye! :lol:

[minz]

gee...you almost got that thigh up over your waist this time. Shall I throw you a cream puff as a reward?













bye! :lol:

Are you the cream puff? :)

[KevinD]

Well, this just keeps getting better and better. The rig hand managed to break a set screw that retains the pin that holds the new hydraulic cylinders at the top. Soooo, looks like they have to hotshot some setscrew out that won't get here until after dark. Can't lower the mast at night.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://i.imgur.com/r9iUhjy.jpg

[KevinD]

Cliff notes: One of the workers fucked some shit up, so my day is wasted yet again (3 in a row so far)

[Hal-9000]

Are you the cream puff? :)

work is going not so well.....you're lucky I gotta go and eat some more crap from my manager :lol:


see ya cutie

[minz]

work is going not so well.....you're lucky I gotta go and eat some more crap from my manager :lol:


see ya cutie

See you later sweets.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Cliff notes: One of the workers fucked some shit up, so my day is wasted yet again (3 in a row so far)

Thats what I guessed, that sucks.

[Pony]

Well, this just keeps getting better and better. The rig hand managed to break a set screw that retains the pin that holds the new hydraulic cylinders at the top. Soooo, looks like they have to hotshot some setscrew out that won't get here until after dark. Can't lower the mast at night.

How the hell do you break a set screw? When it stops you stop tightening it!!!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

How the hell do you break a set screw? When it stops you stop tightening it!!!

Get a cheater bar...the longer the better :tup:

[minz]

Just been looking for a 3/4 night break but I can't decide where I want to go. :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bolivia :tup:

[Pony]

I use my 4' jack handle on my ratchet to install car stereo's.

[minz]

Bolivia :tup:

It has to be in the UK, I don't like flying.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I use my 4' jack handle on my ratchet to install car stereo's.

:tup:


It has to be in the UK, I don't like flying.

:-k :-k


















































Australia :tup:

[Muddy]

That Will.I.am really makes some good music.. :nods:

[Muddy]

LMFAO is really good too.. SHIT!

[Hal-9000]

and after nearly 20 years of abstinence, Muddy decides to smoke weed again


:lol:

[Pony]

It has to be in the UK, I don't like flying.

You could take a boat.

[Korpiklaani]

Impact? What happened to them? What do you do for a living?


Impact? What happened to them? What do you do for a living?

My parents own a franchise of a company called aftermath. If anyone kills themselves, get in a horrible accident, murder, whatever. If its a dead body with blood, we clean it up. By law, EMT's, firefighters, or cops are not allowed to touch the body or clean it up for that matter. All they can do is put sheet over the body, so they invented Bodyboys who take care of and clean up scenes. Since my parents own the franchise, when I was 18, I started training to get my certs, and within 9 months of training, I was a body boy.

The accident that happened was in Harlem by 125th area. Apparently they had a green light and some high idiot ran a red going 40+ mph, and t boned them. The driver (guy) got his head severely smashed, and thrown out the car. The women broke her neck and took a blow to the head. Apparently our van was not radioed the accident fast enough, so the guy who was thrown out had all dry blood on him, so we hade to use perophin to clean it up.

It's amazing how I can tell you exactly what happened, when the details weren't even given to me by police. Just looking at the 2 vehicles, and the damage they both had, I knew it was a t bone. And the bodies I could tell right away what happened.

I would take pics of the scenes, but it's illegal for me to do so. And this isn't a gore site anyway. Lol

And the reason why I do this job is because no one else will, and it pays AMAZING money. I left the company for 6 months and got a security job, and now I'm back at it again. I think I'll be doing this for a long time. Idk.

[KevinD]

How the hell do you break a set screw? When it stops you stop tightening it!!!


Get a cheater bar...the longer the better :tup:

This is a 1/2" set screw with fine threads. They were attempting to take it out in order to change the pins to the new type. They proceeded to break the set screw i half with the remainder still in the pin, thus were unable to remove the pin. When I left, they were going to go to town to find an easy-out to remove the rest of the set screw.


Rig hands are like firefighters: They could break an anvil with a feather.

[KevinD]

How the hell do you break a set screw? When it stops you stop tightening it!!!


Get a cheater bar...the longer the better :tup:


My parents own a franchise of a company called aftermath. If anyone kills themselves, get in a horrible accident, murder, whatever. If its a dead body with blood, we clean it up. By law, EMT's, firefighters, or cops are not allowed to touch the body or clean it up for that matter. All they can do is put sheet over the body, so they invented Bodyboys who take care of and clean up scenes. Since my parents own the franchise, when I was 18, I started training to get my certs, and within 9 months of training, I was a body boy.

The accident that happened was in Harlem by 125th area. Apparently they had a green light and some high idiot ran a red going 40+ mph, and t boned them. The driver (guy) got his head severely smashed, and thrown out the car. The women broke her neck and took a blow to the head. Apparently our van was not radioed the accident fast enough, so the guy who was thrown out had all dry blood on him, so we hade to use perophin to clean it up.

It's amazing how I can tell you exactly what happened, when the details weren't even given to me by police. Just looking at the 2 vehicles, and the damage they both had, I knew it was a t bone. And the bodies I could tell right away what happened.

I would take pics of the scenes, but it's illegal for me to do so. And this isn't a gore site anyway. Lol

And the reason why I do this job is because no one else will, and it pays AMAZING money. I left the company for 6 months and got a security job, and now I'm back at it again. I think I'll be doing this for a long time. Idk.

As a retired firefighter, I've seen my share of blood and stupidity. Thanks for the explanation.

[Hal-9000]

so The Biebs collapsed onstage in London tonight...gave him O2 for 20 minutes and he went back out and finished the show.


Canadians :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

This one is blazing right at you from hal's house of horizontal hedonism....from the round mound of sound, from the tower with the power....radio TCHforME, the one and only doobie brother....who's your pal? that's right it's hal-9000 :cool:


*must turn up*



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1YlviwvrxQ

[KevinD]

Eh, not bad...

[Korpiklaani]

so The Biebs collapsed onstage in London tonight...gave him O2 for 20 minutes and he went back out and finished the show.


Canadians :thumbsup:

And apparently he was 2 hours late for a show the other day...

[Hal-9000]

And apparently he was 2 hours late for a show the other day...


:hand: jet lag

[Leefro]

He's a Cunt and will indeed one day have cunt kids

[Korpiklaani]

He is just gonna be like every other heart throb, end up not famous in a couple years. Just like Aaron Carter, NSYNC, Backstreet Boys, etc. Once a new, hot white boytoy comes on, Justin is history, because the promoters would rather chew on fresh meat, rather than well known.

[Hal-9000]

I'm gonna get penetrated by him, get some pics and then live like a king for the rest of my life :)

[Korpiklaani]

Penetrated as in up the ass?

[Hal-9000]

yep...I just hope pinpricks don't hurt very much because I'm sensitive

[Korpiklaani]

Anal is awesome. You will love it. And,if your stomach starts to hurt when your takin the dick, have him pull out because it will cause cramps. When its done cramping, he can insert again. But while its out, just kiss his or play with his dick, because the awkward silence is awkward.

[Leefro]

Bieber likes Twilight so he's in for a treat

[Hal-9000]

Anal is awesome. You will love it. And,if your stomach starts to hurt when your takin the dick, have him pull out because it will cause cramps. When its done cramping, he can insert again. But while its out, just kiss his or play with his dick, because the awkward silence is awkward.



http://i.imgur.com/sznDaSG.gif

[Hal-9000]

I haven't had a cigarette for over 2 hours




:hand: I ain't no quitter


brb

[Leefro]

What film next

The Omen or Omen II

[RBP]

Ugh, everyone and their mother is texting me tonight. :|

The last brilliant one I got was "If we get hot with a nuclear bomb will it destroy everything?" She was serious. :facepalm:

I told her to stop watching the news :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Ugh, everyone and their mother is texting me tonight. :|

The last brilliant one I got was "If we get hot with a nuclear bomb will it destroy everything?" She was serious. :facepalm:

I told her to stop watching the news :lol:

:nono:

I haven't texted you.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well we're living here in Allentown
And they're closing all the factories down
Out in Bethlehem they're killing time
Filling out forms
Standing in line.

[RBP]

Well we're living here in Allentown
And they're closing all the factories down
Out in Bethlehem they're killing time
Filling out forms
Standing in line.

You live in Colorado :-s

[minz]

You live in Colorado :-s

Thats what he likes you to think :huh:

[RBP]

Thats what he likes you to think :huh:

Lance is omnipotent. :tup:

[Leefro]

For Such are false apostles deceitful workers,transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ (II Cor. 11.13)

[Hal-9000]

and thou shall not bear false witness against those..


:x I have to get back to work, stop distracting me

[Leefro]

Don't covert your neighbours oxen

Shame he's got a fucking beautiful one n all

[Hal-9000]

Lance is impotent. :tup:


:shock:

tehLimpinator

[RBP]

:shock:

tehLimpinator


I can't make Lance dick jokes because he gets some use out of his :sad2:

[Hugh_Janus]

so he says :hand:

also, I've got an early start tomorrow cos I've got to finish the private job I started last saturday before the rugby starts

[RBP]

so he says :hand:

also, I've got an early start tomorrow cos I've got to finish the private job I started last saturday before the rugby starts

private job? Is it really private? Like a don't ask, don't tell kinda thing? :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

no, a job I'm doing in work, but not for the company.... its for my wallet :dance: Its the first one I've done for a couple of years and I dropped a bollock in assuming all the parts came in the kit I bought to do the job.... they didn't :facepalm:

[RBP]

no, a job I'm doing in work, but not for the company.... its for my wallet :dance: Its the first one I've done for a couple of years and I dropped a bollock in assuming all the parts came in the kit I bought to do the job.... they didn't :facepalm:

:-s

Bless you urbandictionary :lol:

http://i48.tinypic.com/ve108j.jpg

[Hugh_Janus]

its a pretty stupid phrase :lol:

[RBP]

I have to re-learn to speak English apparently :P

[RBP]

I got a new monitor and haven't even opened the box. That's a first. :lol:

[RBP]

Nobody's here :-s Maybe I'll take a nap before I study. Haven't napped during the week in 6 weeks. :shock:

[minz]

No dont give in to temptation. :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

pdk is fuckin awesome :wank:

[minz]

Whats pdk?

[Hugh_Janus]

porsche's flappy paddle gearbox

[minz]

Riiiight....... :|

[Hal-9000]

Whats pdk?

It's a condition where a woman is preparing for menstruation and a male makes comedic reference to said time. As a result, the male gets booted in the bag.

Premenstrual Death Kick

[minz]

It's a condition where a woman is preparing for menstruation and a male makes comedic reference to said time. As a result, the male gets booted in the bag.

Premenstrual Death Kick

Sounds fair. :dunno:

[RBP]

No dont give in to temptation. :lol:

8-[

Guess I was more beat than I thought! 3 hours! :oops:

[minz]

8-[

Guess I was more beat than I thought! 3 hours! :oops:

And thats a nap? Thats almost a full nights sleep for me. :shock:

[RBP]

And thats a nap? Thats almost a full nights sleep for me. :shock:

I know. I really crashed hard. :dunno:

[minz]

I know. I really crashed hard. :dunno:

Awwwe well you must have needed it. :hug: midday naps get longer as we get older. :lol:

[RBP]

Awwwe well you must have needed it. :hug: midday naps get longer as we get older. :lol:

:-s

what are you try to say? :huh:

[minz]

:-s

what are you try to say? :huh:

Nothing sweetie :angel:

[KevinD]

Bro in law is here, buddy on the way. Guitar and banjo jam night! Yee-haw!

[minz]

OK this phone is driving me feckin mad now, I have a sound file that plays everyime I log onto facebook but can I find it on the phone to delete it. :x

[RBP]

OK this phone is driving me feckin mad now, I have a sound file that plays everyime I log onto facebook but can I find it on the phone to delete it. :x

I don't facebook... is that a facebook app? If so there's probably a "notifications" options in the settings?

[minz]

I don't facebook... is that a facebook app? If so there's probably a "notifications" options in the settings?

No its not a facebook app its a sound file I listened to months ago on here using my phone, it seems to have invaded my phone and is driving me mad now, Ive searched every inch of the phone but I just cant find it. :(

You'll find this funny now but the sound bite is from the halloween thread so each time I log onto FB I get you saying "goodnight minzy sweet dreams" :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

Riiiight....... :|

you don't understand :hand:

[DemonGeminiX]

She's a dove... she's a fuckin' nightmare
Unpredictable... it's my mistake to stay here
On the go and it's way too late to play
I need a girl that I can train

[KevinD]

I never liked training girls...

[RBP]

I never liked training girls...

Pulling a train can be fun though 8-[

[Hal-9000]

Bro in law is here, buddy on the way. Guitar and banjo jam night! Yee-haw!















http://i.imgur.com/rQVACWz.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/VaALCAw.jpg






:cheer:

[Jezter]

No its not a facebook app its a sound file I listened to months ago on here using my phone, it seems to have invaded my phone and is driving me mad now, Ive searched every inch of the phone but I just cant find it. :(

You'll find this funny now but the sound bite is from the halloween thread so each time I log onto FB I get you saying "goodnight minzy sweet dreams" :lol:
That is something I have never heard of...wow!

Well, one thing you can do is this;


On the Android Home Screen, hit the Menu Button and then navigate to Settings >> Applications >> Manage Applications.
Select All
http://techably.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/android-installed-applications.png
The navigate to Facebook and tap it so you get to this screen (obviously the screen below is just for a demo purpose...)
http://techably.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/android-clear-data-cache.png
Then first clear cache, and then clear data.
Then just exit and go and launch Facbook. You have to sign in again. Let me know if this stops it from playing.

[minz]

That is something I have never heard of...wow!

Well, one thing you can do is this;


On the Android Home Screen, hit the Menu Button and then navigate to Settings >> Applications >> Manage Applications.
Select All
http://techably.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/android-installed-applications.png
The navigate to Facebook and tap it so you get to this screen (obviously the screen below is just for a demo purpose...)
http://techably.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/android-clear-data-cache.png
Then first clear cache, and then clear data.
Then just exit and go and launch Facbook. You have to sign in again. Let me know if this stops it from playing.


Cheers Jez :hug: I'll ask one of the girls at work to see if they can do it, even with a map I'm useless. :lol:

[minz]

As much as I love RBP's voice it's starting to get on my nerves now. :lol:

[Jezter]

Cheers Jez :hug: I'll ask one of the girls at work to see if they can do it, even with a map I'm useless. :lol:

But..but...I wrote step-by-step instructions..you can do it, Minz!

[minz]

But..but...I wrote step-by-step instructions..you can do it, Minz!

I dont know how to get to the first screen. :oops:

[Jezter]

I dont know how to get to the first screen. :oops:

On the homescreen, the very first screen...where you have your weather and all that stuff showing..press the menu button (down left) then tap SETTINGS then navigate to APPLICATIONS then select MANAGE APPLICATIONS.

[minz]

On the homescreen, the very first screen...where you have your weather and all that stuff showing..press the menu button (down left) then tap SETTINGS then navigate to APPLICATIONS then select MANAGE APPLICATIONS.

It's gone :cheerlead: Thank you :bigsmoochyhug:


Why the hell did I not ask this question months ago? :-k :wha:

[Jezter]

It's gone :cheerlead: Thank you :bigsmoochyhug:


Why the hell did I not ask this question months ago? :-k :wha:

Niiiice! Well done, Minz! Im glad I was able to help! :D Yeah, you know you can just ask what ever is bothering you here. We have lots of peeps that can help with various things!

[minz]

Niiiice! Well done, Minz! Im glad I was able to help! :D Yeah, you know you can just ask what ever is bothering you here. We have lots of peeps that can help with various things!

When it comes to technology I'm worse than useless. :sad2:

[Jezter]

When it comes to technology I'm worse than useless. :sad2:

Yeah, but you can just bat your eyelashes and squeeze your boobs together...so you will never be short of help. :D

[minz]

Yeah, but you can just bat your eyelashes and squeeze your boobs together...so you will never be short of help. :D

True :lol:

[Pony]

I hope I have as little to do today as I think. I'll be home a couple hours after getting to work.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I hope I have as little to do today as I think. I'll be home a couple hours after getting to work.

I'd really like to get out of here around 10 to 10:30-ish, but whenever I plan that, Friday turns into the busiest day of the week all because I wanna go home :|

[Pony]

I've got a project I'd like to get started on today at home. (see last thing you bought)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You have all weekend for that :hand:

[Pony]

It's for my buddy who video DJ's He's about killed the laptop I sold him a little over 2 years ago, I have as much time as I need to get it setup but I'd like to at least get the basics installed just in case he has a catastrophic failure with the old rig. His only source of income is DJing and we're coming into the holiday weekend.

[RBP]

No its not a facebook app its a sound file I listened to months ago on here using my phone, it seems to have invaded my phone and is driving me mad now, Ive searched every inch of the phone but I just cant find it. :(

You'll find this funny now but the sound bite is from the halloween thread so each time I log onto FB I get you saying "goodnight minzy sweet dreams" :lol:

:rofl:

But now I was erased :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Leefro]

Niiiice! Well done, Minz! Im glad I was able to help! :D Yeah, you know you can just ask what ever is bothering you here. We have lots of peeps that can help with various things!

Or obviously I am here to take the piss when things go wrong :tup:

[RBP]

$103.25 for the annual sticker for my car plates. Fuck you, assholes.

[minz]

Niiiice! Well done, Minz! Im glad I was able to help! :D Yeah, you know you can just ask what ever is bothering you here. We have lots of peeps that can help with various things!


:rofl:

But now I was erased :sad2:


Or obviously I am here to take the piss when things go wrong :tup:

It's still there dammit :x I thought it was gone but it's not, it's really starting to get on my nerves now..... not that you don't have a lovely sexy voice RBP it's just the same sentence over and over, I listened to most of them on my phone so why that one’s stuck I don’t know. :sad2:

[Jezter]

It's still there dammit :x I thought it was gone but it's not, it's really starting to get on my nerves now..... not that you don't have a lovely sexy voice RBP it's just the same sentence over and over, I listened to most of them on my phone so why that one’s stuck I don’t know. :sad2:

When does it happen? What do you do when it starts playing? Are you sure you did not set it to be some sort of notification sound?

[minz]

When does it happen? What do you do when it starts playing? Are you sure you did not set it to be some sort of notification sound?

No I just listened to it like I did all the others :sad: I'm ready to launch it though the window now. :(

[Jezter]

No I just listened to it like I did all the others :sad: I'm ready to launch it though the window now. :(

You did not answer to my question: What do you do when it starts playing? Does it happen when you launch an app? Or what do you do?

[minz]

You did not answer to my question: What do you do when it starts playing? Does it happen when you launch an app? Or what do you do?

Facebook, its when I open facebook,


Wait.... do you think someone is trying to keep me off facebook... :lol:

[Jezter]

Facebook, its when I open facebook,


Wait.... do you think someone is trying to keep me off facebook... :lol:
So everytime you open the Facebook app this happens? Not with any other app? That is so fucked up...did the cache clean help the first time to keep it off for a bit?
You can uninstall and re-install the App...see if that helps.

[minz]

So everytime you open the Facebook app this happens? Not with any other app? That is so fucked up...did the cache clean help the first time to keep it off for a bit?
You can uninstall and re-install the App...see if that helps.

When I did it earlier it seemed to work but it's back :sad: I'll have to ask someone to look at it for me I haven't got a clue what to do with it.

[Jezter]

When I did it earlier it seemed to work but it's back :sad: I'll have to ask someone to look at it for me I haven't got a clue what to do with it.

Okay, lets do it like this... Navigate to the same place as before where we cleaned the cache. There you see the option to UNINSTALL. Tap it to uninstall the app. Once it is done, go to Play Market and search for Facebook and Install it.

[Hal-9000]

you log on to Facebook with your phone and hear a creepy RBP sound byte?


de-friend the phone and buy a new one :lol:

[minz]

you log on to Facebook with your phone and hear a creepy RBP sound byte?


de-friend the phone and buy a new one :lol:

It could have been worse, it could have been one of yours :lol:

[minz]

Okay, lets do it like this... Navigate to the same place as before where we cleaned the cache. There you see the option to UNINSTALL. Tap it to uninstall the app. Once it is done, go to Play Market and search for Facebook and Install it.

Ill give it a try thanks.

[Hal-9000]

It could have been worse, it could have been one of yours :lol:


I'm interrupted Jez when he's trying to be helpful....Ill get back to this :shakefist:

[Jezter]

Ill give it a try thanks.

If this does not fix the issue, then we will try something else. Starting with hunting down the damn voice clip! :lol:

[Leefro]

Well think I may have an early night

[Teh One Who Knocks]

$103.25 for the annual sticker for my car plates. Fuck you, assholes.

Must be nice, I had to renew my registration last November and it was approximately $450 :rolleyes:

[redred]

$103.25 for the annual sticker for my car plates. Fuck you, assholes.


Must be nice, I had to renew my registration last November and it was approximately $450 :rolleyes:

what is this ? over here we pay a yearly road tax (now ranges what type of car you have) an mot (tests the car to see if it's road worthy) and insurance (just in case)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

what is this ? over here we pay a yearly road tax (now ranges what type of car you have) an mot (tests the car to see if it's road worthy) and insurance (just in case)

http://i.imgur.com/K6sjHN8.jpg

It's the two stickers on the bottom corners of the license plate...every year you have to pay a registration fee to keep your vehicle registered. The month is on the left and the year is on the right.

[redred]

do you take your car to a garage to make sure it's fit for the road as part of that cost?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

do you take your car to a garage to make sure it's fit for the road as part of that cost?

In Vermont they required safety inspections, but that was a completely separate charge. But if you didn't pass the safety inspection, you couldn't get your vehicle registered.

In Colorado, there's no safety inspection, but every 5 years on newer cars and every year on older cars, you have to get an emissions test done to make sure your exhaust isn't over-polluting. And that's an added cost above what the registration costs.

[redred]

new cars here you get let off the road worthy test for 3 years but after that it's once a year and about £40 ,thing is you can pass roll out of the test centre change stuff like the exhaust to a none standard and get away with it for the year

[redred]

why do bmx forums go to bed before 10pm :lol: fucking kids

[RBP]

Must be nice, I had to renew my registration last November and it was approximately $450 :rolleyes:

Seriously? Every year. Wow, that's fucked.


what is this ? over here we pay a yearly road tax (now ranges what type of car you have) an mot (tests the car to see if it's road worthy) and insurance (just in case)


http://i.imgur.com/K6sjHN8.jpg

It's the two stickers on the bottom corners of the license plate...every year you have to pay a registration fee to keep your vehicle registered. The month is on the left and the year is on the right.

We have one sticker but same principle


do you take your car to a garage to make sure it's fit for the road as part of that cost?


In Vermont they required safety inspections, but that was a completely separate charge. But if you didn't pass the safety inspection, you couldn't get your vehicle registered.

In Colorado, there's no safety inspection, but every 5 years on newer cars and every year on older cars, you have to get an emissions test done to make sure your exhaust isn't over-polluting. And that's an added cost above what the registration costs.

There's no road test, just the emissions testing, but all they do is check the onboard computer to make sure everything is functioning properly. They used to stick tubes up the exhaust to test actual emissions but not any more. And the emissions testing doesn't cost anything in Illinois.

Fuck Colorado, man, it's not worth the weed. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Seriously? Every year. Wow, that's fucked.

No, it's a tax based on the value of the vehicle...when I first bought it new, the registration fee was $545....it goes down slightly every year as the value of your vehicle depreciates. It's still bullshit...this coming fall it will still run me in the upper $300's


There's no road test, just the emissions testing, but all they do is check the onboard computer to make sure everything is functioning properly. They used to stick tubes up the exhaust to test actual emissions but not any more. And the emissions testing doesn't cost anything in Illinois.

Fuck Colorado, man, it's not worth the weed. :lol:

They put hoses on the tailpipes and put the vehicles on a dyno here. $25 to have your emissions done.

[Hugh_Janus]

what a shit night that was :wha:

[Pony]

There's no road test, just the emissions testing, but all they do is check the onboard computer to make sure everything is functioning properly. They used to stick tubes up the exhaust to test actual emissions but not any more. And the emissions testing doesn't cost anything in Illinois.


Same here, every other year. Free if you pass 20-25 bucks if you fail.

Plus if you spend $300 at a mechanic to make it pass but it still fails you get a "pass"

So basically you can fail miserably and it cost you $300 every 2 years to cheat the system.

[Hugh_Janus]

new cars here you get let off the road worthy test for 3 years but after that it's once a year and about £40 ,thing is you can pass roll out of the test centre change stuff like the exhaust to a none standard and get away with it for the year

or just know the right testers and they'll pass it anyway :lol:

[Pony]

or just know the right testers and they'll pass it anyway :lol:

Ours WAS state run but I think independents can do it now. Makes it easier to do that.

[RBP]

Same here, every other year. Free if you pass 20-25 bucks if you fail.

Plus if you spend $300 at a mechanic to make it pass but it still fails you get a "pass"

So basically you can fail miserably and it cost you $300 every 2 years to cheat the system.

I don't know if they do that here but I spent $1000 on emission related repairs so it had better of freaking passed. :|

[RBP]

What is the name of that thread where you post things that piss you off? :-k

Searched and did not find.

[DemonGeminiX]

What is the name of that thread where you post things that piss you off? :-k

Searched and did not find.


:-s

http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?24-The-Complaint-Department/page112

[RBP]

:-s

http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?24-The-Complaint-Department/page112

Ohhh Complaint Department... what a stupid name :hand:



Thanks DGX :oops:

[minz]

I have a headache this morning. :(

[RBP]

Every fucking day the internet goes out at least once, like at 2 am and right now. Piece of shit.

[RBP]

Every fucking day the internet goes out at least once, like at 2 am and right now. Piece of shit.

And then it comes back. :)

[RBP]

Maybe it's my wireless adapter going bad? I am rebooting... freaking windows updates are taking forever.

[RBP]

I am going to talk to myself in here today :lol:

Removed a shitload of crap from the startup menu. Much better :)

[minz]

I have a full day off tomorrow :cheerlead:

[RBP]

Today I learned (TIL) how to inflate an exercise ball. :)

No, not for me. Get real. :lol:

[minz]

Oh I see I have gone over 10,000 posts. :d

[RBP]

Oh I see I have gone over 10,000 posts. :d

http://i.imgur.com/XVsywYP.jpg



:cheerlead: Nice Job Minzy! :tup:

[minz]

:lol:

[Loser]

I dont think I'll ever hit 10k posts :lol:

I was a member on the other place for a long long time and barely broke 3k :P

[DemonGeminiX]

I dont think I'll ever hit 10k posts :lol:

I was a member on the other place for a long long time and barely broke 3k :P

It's kinda hard to post effectively when you're constantly surfing the forum with one hand down your pants.

:nana:

[DemonGeminiX]

Tortilla chips > Potato chips

:yup:

[RBP]

It's kinda hard to post effectively when you're constantly surfing the forum with one hand down your pants.

:nana:


What if it's not your hand? :naughty:

[DemonGeminiX]

What if it's not your hand? :naughty:

Well, what would he use then? One of those pocket pussies? A vacuum hose?

:-s

[RBP]

Well, what would he use then? One of those pocket pussies? A vacuum hose?

:-s

No :doh: I meant what it's not HIS hand.. as in someone else's. You know like a not being alone 24/7 kinda thing. Ok, I'm depressed now. :|

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol:

[redred]

i think i might be still drunk

[Jezter]

i think i might be still drunk

I hate it when I wake up still drunk...cuz then I know the hangover is just going to be that much more shitty and that it is in fact still to come.

[redred]

theres only one thing to do , find another pub

[Jezter]

theres only one thing to do , find another pub

Damn alkies! :x

[RBP]

I've been hearing little electronic noises lately. Like beeps and things. I have no idea where they are coming from and it's making me crazy(er).

:tinfoil:

[Hugh_Janus]

30-3.... nice of you to show up, england :d

[RBP]

30-3.... nice of you to show up, england :d

:-k

:idea:

http://i45.tinypic.com/103bxaq.jpg

[Hugh_Janus]

:dance: I wish I was there.... the atmosphere was even coming through the telly.... it must have been immense there

[minz]

So I finally gave in and bought a satellite box receiver/recorder thingy today so hopefully I can now watch the TV without the signal disappearing every few minutes. :cheerlead:

[RBP]

Yay for thingies! Welcome to 1988! :cheerlead:

[minz]

Thanks, but I need to figure out how to work the damn thing now. :wha:

[RBP]

Thanks, but I need to figure out how to work the damn thing now. :wha:

Better start a thread, this could be a while :lol:

[minz]

Better start a thread, this could be a while :lol:

I still cant play a DVD unless the kids come round and work the player for me. :lol:

[RBP]

I still cant play a DVD unless the kids come round and work the player for me. :lol:

:facepalm:


Oh Minzy :lol:

[minz]

Jay just tried to give me a quick lesson on how to use the remote, I think I need a map. :wha:

[RBP]

Jay just tried to give me a quick lesson on how to use the remote, I think I need a map. :wha:

Jay's there? Then he should be setting it up while you make sammiches. :dance:

[Jezter]

Minz, you never replied to my PM. :x

[minz]

Jay's there? Then he should be setting it up while you make sammiches. :dance:

He did set up up, jeeezus I cant even be trusted to gt it out of the box. :lol:

[minz]

Minz, you never replied to my PM. :x

I wrote out a big long reply then clicked the wrong thing and lost it all. :( I figured it was bedtime and I should try again mext morning, but then I got sidetracked with going shopping, and then...... so I guess the moral of that little story is that I'm easily distracted. :sad2: sorry. :(

[minz]

Jay's there? Then he should be setting it up while you make sammiches. :dance:

Oh and he got jelly and angel delight for his troubles. :d

[Jezter]

He did set up up, jeeezus I cant even be trusted to gt it out of the box. :lol:
He'll sort out your box alright... :naughty:
And please tell me Jay is not your son or any other relative. :lol:

I wrote out a big long reply then clicked the wrong thing and lost it all. :( I figured it was bedtime and I should try again mext morning, but then I got sidetracked with going shopping, and then...... so I guess the moral of that little story is that I'm easily distracted. :sad2: sorry. :(
Not acceptable. :x

[minz]

He'll sort out your box alright... :naughty:
And please tell me Jay is not your son or any other relative. :lol:

Not acceptable. :x

Im sorry :( but i think Ive worked out how to rid my phone of RBP now, (sorry RBP, love you really).

[Jezter]

Im sorry :( but i think Ive worked out how to rid my phone of RBP now, (sorry RBP, love you really).

Fine... :meh:

[minz]

Fine... :meh:

:hug: :daisy:

[RBP]

Im sorry :( but i think Ive worked out how to rid my phone of RBP now, (sorry RBP, love you really).

Oh I'll be back... mark my words, woman! :shakefist:

[minz]

Oh I'll be back... mark my words, woman! :shakefist:

Like a bad smell? :lol:

Oh I dont mind though. :d

[RBP]

I'm going to go get a Reuben and some Irish beer. :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:|

[RBP]

:|

Whattamatta

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I just got some disappointing news....oh well

[RBP]

I just got some disappointing news....oh well

Awww sorry to hear - hopefully nothing too major.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yes and no....I've got something to think about though now over the next few days

How was your weekend?

[RBP]

Good, still getting school done as we speak. Hopefully it won't be my usually uber late Sunday night again. How about you?

btw, did anyone ever hear from Goof? It's been like 10 days? He ok?

[Muddy]

He hasnt been here in 10 days? Jesus..

[RBP]

He hasnt been here in 10 days? Jesus..

Hmmm his profile says he logged on this morning, but his last post was 11 days ago. :dunno:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I like it when good things happen...we bought a Shop Vac last weekend and when I was putting it together, I hit it a bit too hard when assembling the caster into the plastic foot, so I busted one of them. Tried to find a replacement part online but nobody sells them and Lowe's (where we go it from) doesn't sell replacement parts either.

So I e-mailed Shop Vac direct looking to buy one from them...just got a response to my e-mail. They're sending me one at no charge. :)

[redred]

customer service like that is worth it's weight in gold ,makes you want to buy their stuff again should you need to

[Teh One Who Knocks]

customer service like that is worth it's weight in gold ,makes you want to buy their stuff again should you need to

Most definitely :thumbsup:

[Leefro]

customer service like that is worth it's weight in gold ,makes you want to buy their stuff again should you need to

You deffo aint been to our place then ;)

[Leefro]

Gotta find this as soon as possible


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8iLp1xQtPQ

[Hugh_Janus]

http://images.pistonheads.com/nimg/24408/tn_lead.jpg

or

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h23/silver75_2006/m32.jpg

:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

How about neither :thumbsdown:

[Hugh_Janus]

pipe down, toyota boy :slap:

[Pony]

#1 is ugly as hell.

[Hugh_Janus]

since when do you see the car when you're driving t? :slap:

[Pony]

http://i.imgur.com/3ktkZOP.jpghttp://images.pistonheads.com/nimg/24408/tn_lead.jpg

[redred]

I have always liked the 1st one loved it on one of the top gear shows when they said they could power slide it from London to Scotland

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/3ktkZOP.jpghttp://images.pistonheads.com/nimg/24408/tn_lead.jpg

:lmao:

[Pony]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_7UnNDJ4bA

[Pony]

:lmao:

:lol: tell me that wasn't the first thing that came to mind when you saw that car!

[Hugh_Janus]

http://i.imgur.com/3ktkZOP.jpghttp://images.pistonheads.com/nimg/24408/tn_lead.jpg
http://www.glasses2you.co.uk/eyewear-images/products/range_309/frames/309_T111-C1-Titanium-glasses-frames.jpg

I have always liked the 1st one loved it on one of the top gear shows when they said they could power slide it from London to Scotland
same here.... I saw a yelliw one on the road and thought it looked hard as fuck and I've wanted one ever since :tup:

:lmao:

shut it you tart :slap:

[Pony]

I saw a yellow one and thought it looked hard as fuck and I've wanted one ever since :tup:




:-s

[minz]

:-s

Give him a break he's from Wales. ;)

[Pony]

All I'll give him is his 3rd "Being Welsh" infraction. :dance:

[minz]

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

same here.... I saw a yelliw one on the road and thought it looked hard as fuck and I've wanted one ever since :tup:

NSFW
http://i.imgur.com/aTSi6ND.jpg

[Hal-9000]

The Ambiguously Ghey Welshman :dance:

[minz]

I fell asleep on the sofa earlier, it' now 10.30pm and I'm wide awake... I'm not going to be sleeping much tonight. :sad2:

[Hugh_Janus]

read some of my posts.... they'll sen you to sleep

[minz]

read some of my posts.... they'll sen you to sleep

Excellent suggestion. :tup:


:lol:

[Hal-9000]

I fell asleep on the sofa earlier, it' now 10.30pm and I'm wide awake... I'm not going to be sleeping much tonight. :sad2:

I do that some nights...always with the broken promise to myself - I'm just going to close my eyes for a minute and NOT SLEEP..



I always sleep :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Wrapping a wrist sprain solo is a pain in the ass.

[minz]

I do that some nights...always with the broken promise to myself - I'm just going to close my eyes for a minute and NOT SLEEP..



I always sleep :lol:

:lol: That was my promise to myself, :lol:

[RBP]

Wrapping a wrist sprain solo is a pain in the ass.

More lube next time ;)

[minz]

When it comes to 'celebs' the American legal system is a joke. :roll:

[Hal-9000]

Wrapping a wrist sprain solo is a pain in the ass.


I was stretching with weights a couple of weeks back and heard something pop in the back of my leg....turns out it was the muscle or ligament about 2 inches up from the knee joint, on my inner thigh, but at teh back side of the leg. It turned bright pink and stayed that way for days....and when I tried to use it, I felt tendons or bumps under the skin moving around :|


point being - try to attach an ice pack to that part of your body :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:lol: That was my promise to myself, :lol:

How many times over the span of one lifetime, do we lie to ourselves about doing that? :lol:

*thoughts in head* I'm only going to close my eyes for 5 minutes and then get up and.............


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

More lube next time ;)

:slap:

[minz]

How many times over the span of one lifetime, do we lie to ourselves about doing that? :lol:

*thoughts in head* I'm only going to close my eyes for 5 minutes and then get up and.............


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :lol:

I wont fall asleep I'm just reasting :lol: it's the same when you hit snooze on the morning alarm.

[DemonGeminiX]

I was stretching with weights a couple of weeks back and heard something pop in the back of my leg....turns out it was the muscle or ligament about 2 inches up from the knee joint, on my inner thigh, but at teh back side of the leg. It turned bright pink and stayed that way for days....and when I tried to use it, I felt tendons or bumps under the skin moving around :|


point being - try to attach an ice pack to that part of your body :lol:

I'm absolutely ruthless with myself when exercising and I never have a problem. I wake up this morning and nearly fall out of my bed because I was too close to the edge, so I grab the opposite side of the bed as quickly as possible with my right hand and I hurt my wrist doing it.

Sometimes I just can't win.

:dunno:

[Hal-9000]

I'm absolutely ruthless with myself when exercising and I never have a problem. I wake up this morning and nearly fall out of my bed because I was too close to the edge, so I grab the opposite side of the bed as quickly as possible with my right hand and I hurt my wrist doing it.

Sometimes I just can't win.

:dunno:



:tubbo:




:dance:

[DemonGeminiX]

:nutkick:

[Hal-9000]

I wont fall asleep I'm just reasting :lol: it's the same when you hit snooze on the morning alarm.

it's kinda cruel...I do have times where I plan to have a nap, usually on a Saturday afternoon. I find a comfortable, quiet bedroom, I set an alarm, I take my book and get up no problems an hour later. It's the times I'm laying on the couch, planning to watch a 2 hour movie or maybe a couple of TV episodes that I get attacked by the sleepninja and end up waking up 4 hours later :lol:

[minz]

The new TV box thingy wants to turn itself off after "a peroid of inactivity" how do I stop it from doing that every night? :wha:

[Hal-9000]

The new TV box thingy wants to turn itself off after "a peroid of inactivity" how do I stop it from doing that every night? :wha:

git up offa your ass and hit the button first :lol:

[minz]

git up offa your ass and hit the button first :lol:

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

When it comes to 'celebs' the American legal system is a joke. :roll:

Justice prevailed :hand:

[RBP]

I just got a Facebook message from my ex-wife :shock:

:hills:

[DemonGeminiX]

I just got a Facebook message from my ex-wife :shock:

:hills:

:lol:

What did she say?

[RBP]

:lol:

What did she say?


She asked if I had pictures of her jewelry... didn't say for what. :huh:

Oh, you mean the $25-$30,000 in assets that aren't marital property and therefor you got to keep?

Yeah, I'll get right on that. :rolleyes:

[DemonGeminiX]

You should tell her that you had pictures of her jewelry, but the divorce left you broke, and you couldn't afford toilet paper. You had to use something to wipe your ass with, so...

[RBP]

:lol:

[Leefro]

If it's going to be that kind of party I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potato's

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:dance:

[redred]

The new TV box thingy wants to turn itself off after "a peroid of inactivity" how do I stop it from doing that every night? :wha:

what model is it ?

[Hal-9000]

bastard is going to name him hal....just wait :lol:

[Jezter]

The new TV box thingy wants to turn itself off after "a peroid of inactivity" how do I stop it from doing that every night? :wha:

Not the only box turned off by inactivity you own now is it...ifyouknowwhatImean... :naughty: Needs some button pushing and sorting to get it in working order again...




8-[