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Hal-9000
03-19-2013, 06:24 PM
She asked if I had pictures of her jewelry... didn't say for what. :huh:

Oh, you mean the $25-$30,000 in assets that aren't marital property and therefor you got to keep?

Yeah, I'll get right on that. :rolleyes:


Put on a dress, some nice heels and make-up and wear the jewelry ...then take pics



I dare you :lol:


maybe caption the pics with something like - the divorce left me emotionally scarred and in turn, brought out my inner woman :)

minz
03-19-2013, 06:31 PM
what model is it ?

It's this one. http://www.which.co.uk/technology/tv-and-dvd/reviews/pvrs/sagem-dtr94320s/review/


Not the only box turned off by inactivity you own now is it...ifyouknowwhatImean... :naughty: Needs some button pushing and sorting to get it in working order again...




8-[

:shock:

Hal-9000
03-19-2013, 06:34 PM
It's this one. http://www.which.co.uk/technology/tv-and-dvd/reviews/pvrs/sagem-dtr94320s/review/



:shock:


had a read and no offense Minz but have you looked through the options? The onscreen menu should have a sleep/hibernate/inactivity section where you can determine times..

minz
03-19-2013, 06:38 PM
had a read and no offense Minz but have you looked through the options? The onscreen menu should have a sleep/hibernate/inactivity section where you can determine times..

Please try to stay calm but..... I don't know how to do it. :cringe:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2013, 06:39 PM
Here's something more your speed Minz electronics-wise :tup:



















































http://i.imgur.com/IYWPb5D.jpg

:dance:

minz
03-19-2013, 06:41 PM
Here's something more your speed Minz electronics-wise :tup:



































http://i.imgur.com/IYWPb5D.jpg

:dance:

I could work the old one I'd had for years. :(

Hal-9000
03-19-2013, 06:41 PM
Please try to stay calm but..... I don't know how to do it. :cringe:

don't worry, lots of people don't know how to pick up the remote control and use it

here's the PDF of the tech manual...try around page 15

http://i46.tinypic.com/2q3rszt.jpg

minz
03-19-2013, 06:42 PM
don't worry, lots of people don't know how to pick up the remote control and use it

here's the PDF of the tech manual...try around page 15

http://i46.tinypic.com/2q3rszt.jpg

Look I've brought up 2 boys, I never got to see a remote until they moved out 12 months ago. :slap:

Hal-9000
03-19-2013, 06:43 PM
Dear Minz,



http://i49.tinypic.com/2mnocgk.jpg



Luv,
hal

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2013, 06:43 PM
:bwaha:

minz
03-19-2013, 06:46 PM
Dear Minz,



http://i49.tinypic.com/2mnocgk.jpg



Luv,
hal

:slap: It's not my fault if technology hates me. :sad2:


:bwaha:

:slap: Don't encourage him.

Hal-9000
03-19-2013, 06:58 PM
Minz darling....seriously

Can you pick up the remote and hit the on button?

Then can you find a menu category or setup or options?


You won't hurt the PVR by exploring :lol:

minz
03-19-2013, 07:03 PM
Minz darling....seriously

Can you pick up the remote and hit the on button?

Then can you find a menu category or setup or options?


You won't hurt the PVR by exploring :lol:

What does PVR mean?

Hal-9000
03-19-2013, 07:06 PM
What does PVR mean?

Oh Lord give me strength through the trials ahead :lol:


remember the link you posted? your TV box thingy is in a category called PVR's which simply means it's a signal converter for your TV channels and has the ability to record any TV show...much like an old VHS videotape recorder, except without needing a tape :)


So let's go slow......:lol: ......

If it's turning itself off at night due to inactivity, that means it's ON to begin with...correct?

Hal-9000
03-19-2013, 07:07 PM
:pancake:

redred
03-19-2013, 07:09 PM
if it helps heres the pdf of the manual http://www.sagemcomdigital.co.uk/downloads/26/DTR94250-DTR94500T-HD-Manual.pdf

heres a forum for it http://community.sagemcomdigital.co.uk/sagemcom_uk

heres the company support email address support.service@sagemcom.com

heres there phone number uk local rate 08450 900 316

Hugh_Janus
03-19-2013, 07:17 PM
looking for some bumpies to buy.... nothing I want is available though :sad2:

Hal-9000
03-19-2013, 07:27 PM
if it helps heres the pdf of the manual http://www.sagemcomdigital.co.uk/downloads/26/DTR94250-DTR94500T-HD-Manual.pdf

heres a forum for it http://community.sagemcomdigital.co.uk/sagemcom_uk

heres the company support email address support.service@sagemcom.com

heres there phone number uk local rate 08450 900 316

I would love to be a tech guy called to Minz's house for a service call....5 hours at 100 pounds per hour, thank you ma'am, here's your remote :lol:

minz
03-19-2013, 07:40 PM
if it helps heres the pdf of the manual http://www.sagemcomdigital.co.uk/downloads/26/DTR94250-DTR94500T-HD-Manual.pdf

heres a forum for it http://community.sagemcomdigital.co.uk/sagemcom_uk

heres the company support email address support.service@sagemcom.com

heres there phone number uk local rate 08450 900 316

Thanks red :hug:


I would love to be a tech guy called to Minz's house for a service call....5 hours at 100 pounds per hour, thank you ma'am, here's your remote :lol:

What kind of a 'service' are we talking here? :lol:

Hal-9000
03-19-2013, 09:34 PM
:naughty:

let's put it this way....the TV would never be fixed

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2013, 09:34 PM
You wanna fix a transvestite? :confused:

minz
03-19-2013, 10:08 PM
:naughty:

let's put it this way....the TV would never be fixed

OK you're hired. :d

minz
03-19-2013, 10:08 PM
You wanna fix a transvestite? :confused:

:?

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2013, 10:09 PM
:ffs:

Hal-9000
03-19-2013, 10:10 PM
You wanna fix a transvestite? :confused:

if his knobs are wonky, then yes :)

minz
03-19-2013, 10:10 PM
:ffs:

:lol: You know I need everything explaining to me. :lol:

Hal-9000
03-19-2013, 10:32 PM
Did you know.....that your fingernails grow 1.5 times faster than your toenails?


true story

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2013, 11:16 PM
http://i.imgur.com/dch3lou.jpg

RBP
03-20-2013, 12:08 AM
Wait a cotton pickin minute :x


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:07 PM.

:-s

http://i45.tinypic.com/24vjswm.jpg

:x

No wonder I've been up so late :lol:

RBP
03-20-2013, 12:10 AM
Ahhhh... that's better. :)

http://i47.tinypic.com/6ezr0g.jpg

RBP
03-20-2013, 01:46 AM
Cashier's really shouldn't comment on what you buy. I was at the grocery store and the girl says "lunchables and rum?" All I could think of to say was "breakfast of champions!"

Teh One Who Knocks
03-20-2013, 10:29 AM
Wait a cotton pickin minute :x



:-s

http://i45.tinypic.com/24vjswm.jpg

:x

No wonder I've been up so late :lol:

:facepalm:

redred
03-20-2013, 01:26 PM
Beer duty cut by 1p a pint

:woot:

RBP
03-20-2013, 05:35 PM
My ex wife wrote me again today :|

She's a nut case!

Teh One Who Knocks
03-20-2013, 05:35 PM
Ignore her :-s

PorkChopSandwiches
03-20-2013, 05:40 PM
My ex wife wrote me again today :|

She's a nut case!

Unfriend her :lol:

RBP
03-20-2013, 05:45 PM
Ignore her :-s

I will this time for sure. ugh.


Unfriend her :lol:

I don't have any facebook friends (by choice :hand: ) - these are just messages? idk know how all that works.

Goofy
03-20-2013, 05:49 PM
Beer duty cut by 1p a pint

:woot:

Cut? :shock: :beer:

RBP
03-20-2013, 05:50 PM
That's what it took to bring Goofy out of the woodwork? A tax cut on beer? :rofl:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-20-2013, 05:56 PM
This cold is kicking my ass :|

PorkChopSandwiches
03-20-2013, 05:57 PM
I will this time for sure. ugh.



I don't have any facebook friends (by choice :hand: ) - these are just messages? idk know how all that works.

Just go to account settings/privacy and block her

http://i.imgur.com/K5R4Wu7.png

Jezter
03-20-2013, 06:40 PM
Just go to account settings/privacy and block her

http://i.imgur.com/K5R4Wu7.png
Or he could just disable messages from anyone, but his friends. Both work. I think. :D

redred
03-20-2013, 06:44 PM
Cut? :shock: :beer:

Cider is still going up I've found out

Hal-9000
03-20-2013, 06:52 PM
My ex wife wrote me again today :|

She's a nut case!


want to punish her?


give her my facebook account name and I'll spam her with cock pics every night (black ones)


:tup:

Goofy
03-20-2013, 08:12 PM
Cider is still going up I've found out

:haha:

Goofy
03-20-2013, 08:12 PM
Gary Moore was a fucking genius, wish i'd gone to see him live when i had the chance :(

Pony
03-20-2013, 08:14 PM
My ex wife wrote me again today :|

She's a nut case!

What was it this time?

redred
03-20-2013, 08:16 PM
:haha:

Spirits are up as well

Teh One Who Knocks
03-20-2013, 08:38 PM
I'm tired of this cold already, I just want to die :|

Jezter
03-20-2013, 08:45 PM
All this booze talk made me realize..why the fuck hasn't Goofy already sent me some good Scotch!? Huh!?

And Lance... turn your Man-Flu to some proper TLC session with the girl. :tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-20-2013, 08:47 PM
I feel like crap, the last thing I wanna do is anything like that :lol:

:suicide:

Goofy
03-20-2013, 09:00 PM
Daddy was a bankrobber, he never hurt nobody! He just loved to live that way and he loved to steal your money

Teh One Who Knocks
03-20-2013, 09:00 PM
:-s

Jezter
03-20-2013, 09:01 PM
I feel like crap, the last thing I wanna do is anything like that :lol:

:suicide:

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/27506534.jpg

Goofy
03-20-2013, 09:29 PM
:-s


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLCTCvg1yL8

Fodster
03-20-2013, 09:57 PM
Am thinking I best do some work as all I have done for the past 2 hours is browse this forum :nana:

Hal-9000
03-20-2013, 11:53 PM
this is cool..I'm never home this early and able to post :)

I should go to McDonalds, I don't feel like cooking anything complex like toast or cereal...

Muddy
03-21-2013, 12:07 AM
this is cool..I'm never home this early and able to post :)

I should go to McDonalds, I don't feel like cooking anything complex like toast or cereal...

Taco bell my man..

Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 12:09 AM
Taco bell my man..

We don't have too many of those locally...I'm a bit of a pansy when it comes to spicy...and take out spicy is just askin for it :lol:

Muddy
03-21-2013, 12:13 AM
Its not spicy at all unless you add the hot sauce in the packets

Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 12:15 AM
I just got my tried and true Mickey D's large Caesar salad (with slab of chicken smeat on top) plus two chee-burgers :thumbsup:


pathetic, but it's a reward meal for me :lol:

Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 12:17 AM
man...it's about 11C now (55 F) and the sun is shining, snow is dripping....I could actually feel the sun on my face


and we have a snowstorm warning in effect for the next two days :lol:


our weather is wild..

Muddy
03-21-2013, 12:44 AM
Yeah calendar Spring and now the bad weather lays in.. :lol:

Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 12:46 AM
we call it Sprwinter up here :lol:

Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 12:47 AM
oooh, that reminds me...it's the solstice so I have to get naked, put leaves in my hair and go dance in the park tonight



pictures at 11

Muddy
03-21-2013, 12:49 AM
we call it Sprwinter up here :lol:

We call it sadness...

Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 12:52 AM
remember I posted a few pics in October saying that after the next 20 snowfalls or so, our roads would still look like this *

*meaning covered in 12 inches of snow



silent blanket of death is still there....that's what I hate...the fcking monotony of living in a white monochrome world :lol:


that's sad

KevinD
03-21-2013, 12:54 AM
It's already green as hell here. Plants in the garden are sprouting. Temps are excellent, just couldn't get any of the rain that passed by last night.

Muddy
03-21-2013, 12:55 AM
It sure is pretty when it greens up though..

KevinD
03-21-2013, 01:01 AM
Yeah, but the pollen starts bugging my wife something fierce. Doesn't bother me at all. I love spring.

DemonGeminiX
03-21-2013, 01:44 AM
Mah-nah mah-nah!

Pony
03-21-2013, 10:23 AM
do-doo di do-doo

Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 10:29 AM
Mah-nah mah-nah!

That's the ring tone on my cell phone :dance2:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 10:41 AM
I can't tell if I feel better, worse, or about the same with this fucking cold :wha:

Goofy
03-21-2013, 01:49 PM
Mah-nah mah-nah!


do-doo di do-doo


That's the ring tone on my cell phone :dance2:

:lol: A DJ on national radio over here plays it every friday just after 5pm - when i'm working in Perth i always have it full blast on the car radio and sign along :mrgreen:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 01:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N_tupPBtWQ

DemonGeminiX
03-22-2013, 07:39 AM
The forum is trying it's damnedest to stay up...

redred
03-22-2013, 08:17 AM
i know ,hope it sorts itself out seems to be fighting it's ass off at the mo

Teh One Who Knocks
03-22-2013, 04:03 PM
I really like it on days where everyone knows I leave early (because I have my 40 hours+ already in) that people in the office decide not to come in. And of course nobody tells me about it until 15 minutes ago. All the while I have a few shipments that need to ship UPS Red today and since nobody is in the office, I have to go package them up and take care of them before the UPS guy shows up. Along with doing the shipping documents for other local things going out today. Along with answering the phones. And on top of that, BE EXPECTED TO DO MY JOB ON TOP OF IT! I already had a bunch of things that had to get done today, so good thing there's a fuckton more to add to the list.

Hal-9000
03-22-2013, 04:13 PM
that's very similar to us Lance...one or two guys don't show up so we try and do damage control to deal with the volume....

and like clockwork, I'll be doing 3 people's jobs and then get a snide note asking why I didn't do this

and I've done 100 this's because of the workload that day! :x

Teh One Who Knocks
03-22-2013, 04:16 PM
You know, I realize I get paid to manage the place and I know that more is expected out of me almost all the time, but FFS it would be nice if they wouldn't take advantage of me on top of it.

I'm the only employee that is here at work every day and as far as I can tell, I'm the only one that hasn't taken a day off yet this year...and the year is almost 1/4 over. :|

Hal-9000
03-22-2013, 04:48 PM
That can only be solved by you my friend...


strange, not to change the subject but I just got through a big shitstorm with a client's envelopes...the company is Agrium and the issue is a Denver return address

wtf :lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
03-22-2013, 04:50 PM
You know, I realize I get paid to manage the place and I know that more is expected out of me almost all the time, but FFS it would be nice if they wouldn't take advantage of me on top of it.

I'm the only employee that is here at work every day and as far as I can tell, I'm the only one that hasn't taken a day off yet this year...and the year is almost 1/4 over. :|

Sounds like you need a new manager ;)

Teh One Who Knocks
03-22-2013, 04:52 PM
Sounds like you need a new manager ;)

Why? Because I do my job? Show up to work like I'm supposed to?

DemonGeminiX
03-22-2013, 04:59 PM
Why? Because I do my job? Show up to work like I'm supposed to?

Can't you reprimand the people that work under you that don't show up like they're supposed to?

:-k

PorkChopSandwiches
03-22-2013, 05:04 PM
Why? Because I do my job? Show up to work like I'm supposed to?

If your the manager shouldn't you be managing [people :twisted:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-22-2013, 05:05 PM
Can't you reprimand the people that work under you that don't show up like they're supposed to?

:-k


If your the manager shouldn't you be managing [people :twisted:

I have no control over the office workers....one of them is part time (she's not ever scheduled to be here on Friday) and the other is the boss's wife.

PorkChopSandwiches
03-22-2013, 05:07 PM
You're fucked :lol:

DemonGeminiX
03-22-2013, 05:09 PM
Yeah, he is.

DemonGeminiX
03-22-2013, 05:32 PM
Walk without rhythm, and you won't attract the worm.

RBP
03-22-2013, 05:46 PM
Walk without rhythm, and you won't attract the worm.

That's the goal... to not attract the worm.

Hal-9000
03-22-2013, 06:54 PM
:lol:

Just heard about these mooks in the States who had latex head masks created and then wore them while robbing a company. They got away, no problemo. Then, they thought to send a nice thank you email to the company that made the masks......cops were on them within 12 hours :lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
03-22-2013, 06:55 PM
:lol:

Wheres the story?

Goofy
03-22-2013, 07:00 PM
Think i'm getting CTS, keep getting pins n needles in my mouse hand :wha:

Hal-9000
03-22-2013, 07:01 PM
:lol:

Wheres the story?

I heard it on the radio...thought it would make our news section here within a couple of days :lol:

Hal-9000
03-22-2013, 07:03 PM
Think i'm getting CTS, keep getting pins n needles in my mouse hand :wha:

Is that all you got?

Here's a test....take the hand in question, make a fist and then insert only your thumb into your mouth.


If people comment, you're probably being a baby about it :dance:

PorkChopSandwiches
03-22-2013, 07:11 PM
:rofl:

Muddy
03-22-2013, 07:38 PM
Im going to have to take a dump soon.

minz
03-22-2013, 07:40 PM
:tmi:

redred
03-22-2013, 10:55 PM
is it too much to ask to make a post tonight? :sad2:

Leefro
03-23-2013, 02:47 AM
Going to enjoy my walk to work in 3 hours time

DemonGeminiX
03-23-2013, 03:03 AM
Ha! Found it!

RBP
03-23-2013, 03:05 AM
Ha! Found it!

your wiener? :-s

DemonGeminiX
03-23-2013, 03:16 AM
your wiener? :-s

:slap:

I had a sheet of paper with a couple of book titles and info listed on them that I grabbed off of an old friend a while back. I forgot what the names were and I lost the paper, so I couldn't order them. I've been looking for it for the past 3 years and I finally found it. So I went to Amazon and put the damned things on my wishlist so I don't have to keep track of this piece of paper (which has become a royal pain in the ass) anymore.

RBP
03-23-2013, 03:18 AM
:slap:

I had a sheet of paper with a couple of book titles and info listed on them that I grabbed off of an old friend a while back. I forgot what the names were and I lost the paper, so I couldn't order them. I've been looking for it for the past 3 years and I finally found it. So I went to Amazon and put the damned things on my wishlist so I don't have to keep track of this piece of paper (which has become a royal pain in the ass) anymore.

3 years? seriously? wow, that's ummmm... wow. :lol:

DemonGeminiX
03-23-2013, 03:22 AM
3 years? seriously? wow, that's ummmm... wow. :lol:

You'd be surprised how easy it is for a little piece of paper to get hopelessly lost.

RBP
03-23-2013, 03:23 AM
You'd be surprised how easy it is for a little piece of paper to get hopelessly lost.

you'd be surprised how quickly I wouldn't give a fuck about it any more. :lol:

DemonGeminiX
03-23-2013, 03:27 AM
[-(

It was important to me.

Teh One Who Knocks
03-23-2013, 03:31 AM
Just got back from the vet...Garfield (my oldest cat) had an infection in his front paw :(

RBP
03-23-2013, 03:34 AM
Just got back from the vet...Garfield (my oldest cat) had an infection in his front paw :(

Aww. He all better now?

Teh One Who Knocks
03-23-2013, 03:35 AM
He should be....they opened it up and drained it and started him on antibiotics and pain meds.

RBP
03-23-2013, 03:36 AM
[-(

It was important to me.

You could have called them and asked for the book titles again. :-s

RBP
03-23-2013, 03:37 AM
He should be....they opened it up and drained it and started him on antibiotics and pain meds.

yay. hopefully that will help the little dude. :)

DemonGeminiX
03-23-2013, 03:40 AM
You could have called them and asked for the book titles again. :-s

The dude that gave it to me skipped town without warning anybody that he was leaving. The last I heard, he was up in Nebraska somewhere. Had no way of getting in touch with him. Nobody else did either.

:idk:

RBP
03-23-2013, 03:42 AM
The dude that gave it to me skipped town without warning anybody that he was leaving. The last I heard, he was up in Nebraska somewhere. Had no way of getting in touch with him. Nobody else did either.

:idk:

Were the books about abandonment? :lol:

DemonGeminiX
03-23-2013, 03:47 AM
Were the books about abandonment? :lol:

:|

Finger style jazz guitar.

RBP
03-23-2013, 03:50 AM
:|

Finger style jazz guitar.

Is that like gangnam style? :-s

DemonGeminiX
03-23-2013, 03:56 AM
No, it's playing the guitar without a pick. You pick the strings with your fingers.

RBP
03-23-2013, 04:05 AM
No, it's playing the guitar without a pick. You pick the strings with your fingers.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. :dance:

DemonGeminiX
03-23-2013, 04:06 AM
:huh:

Ooooo...kaaaaaayyyyy...

RBP
03-23-2013, 04:12 AM
:huh:

Ooooo...kaaaaaayyyyy...

This is me and you tonight.

http://i.imgur.com/X78kh.jpg

Hugh_Janus
03-23-2013, 09:03 AM
hahaha!^

redred
03-23-2013, 09:43 AM
looks like the forum fixed itself :tup:

Hugh_Janus
03-23-2013, 10:17 AM
it didn't break again did it.... :lol:

Softdreamer
03-23-2013, 10:19 AM
I wish it would stop fucking snowing.
I can't remember a winter with this much snow.

redred
03-23-2013, 11:03 AM
i know i think i have a weeks worth of logs left at the most ,the uk needs to start warming up

Softdreamer
03-23-2013, 11:54 AM
This time last year I was working outside in shorts and having to use suncream.

:(

redred
03-23-2013, 12:42 PM
damn it , i thought i was due a phone upgrade next month turns out it's april 2014 ,still that puts the note 3 or sgs4 on the radar now

redred
03-23-2013, 12:51 PM
http://i.imgur.com/3YabSYO.jpg

warning ringsting will follow the next day:burn:

Loser
03-23-2013, 01:55 PM
:facepalm:

Ringsting...:lol:

RBP
03-23-2013, 03:04 PM
I wanted to stay in bed until noon today but got up at 8:30. :|

There will be napping :dance:

Pony
03-23-2013, 04:11 PM
I don't have time to nap today unless I do it during the 4 hour car ride. Roadtrip with a couple friends for the night.

RBP
03-23-2013, 04:31 PM
Roadtrip sounds fun :)

RBP
03-23-2013, 04:31 PM
Ok, it's decided. Fuck you Comcast, you're getting dumped. :dance:

Pony
03-23-2013, 05:32 PM
Roadtrip sounds fun :)

Yep, 4 hours to PA to get drunk at a bar and see a band we know from up at the islands. It's been a long boring winter, we needed to get the hell out for a night. :tup:

RBP
03-23-2013, 06:02 PM
Have a safe awesome time!

minz
03-23-2013, 06:46 PM
I would kill for a sugar hit right now. :(

RBP
03-23-2013, 06:50 PM
I would kill for a sugar hit right now. :(

:tongue:

minz
03-23-2013, 06:55 PM
:tongue:

:tongue:


Damn diets they were invented to spoil your fun.

RBP
03-23-2013, 07:02 PM
:tongue:

Damn diets they were invented to spoil your fun.

If you rarely eat, how can you diet? :huh:

minz
03-23-2013, 07:06 PM
If you rarely eat, how can you diet? :huh:

I'm cutting out bread and potatoes and sugar so that what little I do eat is healthier and less fattening.

RBP
03-23-2013, 07:09 PM
I'm cutting out bread and potatoes and sugar so that what little I do eat is healthier and less fattening.

I love all three :lol:

minz
03-23-2013, 07:11 PM
I love all three :lol:

So do I and thats why is so hard... :sad2: but I've got to shift some weight, if I get any bigger I'll start mooing. :(

RBP
03-23-2013, 07:12 PM
Speaking of, I forgot lunch. Sorry Minz, but I am going to go eat something. 8-[

minz
03-23-2013, 07:13 PM
Speaking of, I forgot lunch. Sorry Minz, but I am going to go eat something. 8-[

I had rabbit food for lunch, I just can't face eating this evening. :sad2: see you later hunni. :hug:

redred
03-23-2013, 07:16 PM
I'm cutting out bread and potatoes and sugar so that what little I do eat is healthier and less fattening.

you do know toast is bread don't you ? :lol:

minz
03-23-2013, 07:18 PM
you do know toast is bread don't you ? :lol:

Yes, why else would I be starving to death now. :( I'm only going to do this for two weeks, I dont think my sanity could cope with it much longer. :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-23-2013, 09:05 PM
If you rarely eat, how can you diet? :huh:

This ^^

:shakehead:

KevinD
03-23-2013, 09:08 PM
Mmmm, reminds me. I haven't had hash brown and toast in a few hours....Almost time to head to Denny's!

X_toonangel_x
03-23-2013, 09:38 PM
I've eaten too much

Fodster
03-23-2013, 10:34 PM
Got to the shops at 9 for my sisters birthday present... Shops don't open till 10.

KevinD
03-23-2013, 10:58 PM
'Well decide not to have Denny's, Ordered Domino's instead..

DemonGeminiX
03-23-2013, 11:10 PM
I really need to hit the store. Maybe I can be all ninja and move fast enough to dodge the individual raindrops.

:-k

Hugh_Janus
03-23-2013, 11:52 PM
why doesn't anyone write off m3 coupes? :facepalm:

DemonGeminiX
03-24-2013, 01:31 AM
I wouldn't be a very good ninja. I need a towel.

KevinD
03-24-2013, 05:43 AM
I wasn't in any rain today, but was in a nice 40mph wind/dust storm all evening. I had dirt in baaaad places. Two showers already, think it's all gone now.

RBP
03-24-2013, 06:11 AM
I wouldn't be a very good ninja. I need a towel.

I read that as nigga. My reaction was that if you had a towel you'd be a sand nigga.

I'm a racist fuck apparently. :lol:

Jezter
03-24-2013, 05:07 PM
I might have gotten a bit carried away with manscaping... :-k

RBP
03-24-2013, 05:17 PM
I might have gotten a bit carried away with manscaping... :-k

:tmi:

Hugh_Janus
03-24-2013, 06:07 PM
fuckin vettel

redred
03-24-2013, 06:13 PM
what trying to win :lol: thats racing ain't it ? i'd rather see that than a parade lap

Hugh_Janus
03-24-2013, 06:19 PM
what trying to win :lol: thats racing ain't it ? i'd rather see that than a parade lap

guaranteed if it had been the other way around he'd be crying like a bitch

Hugh_Janus
03-24-2013, 06:19 PM
and/or crashed into webber

redred
03-24-2013, 06:22 PM
would have liked to see that also , maybe thats why the touring cars are better to watch

Hugh_Janus
03-24-2013, 06:26 PM
:-s touring cars suck.... bring back the 90's races

Hugh_Janus
03-24-2013, 06:26 PM
also, goonies is on, so fuck y'all I'm off to watch that :dance:

KevinD
03-25-2013, 02:53 AM
Piss on all of ya, trans am was the best road racing ever!

redred
03-25-2013, 07:59 AM
Smokie and the bandit racing :lol:

minz
03-25-2013, 09:09 AM
I'm in work on my own today, this is going to be one long and boring day. :sad2:

Jezter
03-25-2013, 10:05 AM
I'm in work on my own today, this is going to be one long and boring day. :sad2:

Well...you've got us to keep you company.

Pony
03-25-2013, 10:46 AM
I'm thinking people are so gullible...




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTbfkQox2uk

Teh One Who Knocks
03-25-2013, 10:54 AM
:facepalm:

I do wonder how they pulled off the jellybean one though :-k

Pony
03-25-2013, 10:58 AM
Yep that was a good one.

I want an insta-girl.

Teh One Who Knocks
03-25-2013, 11:10 AM
Can't go wrong if they're 25 cents :lol:

Pony
03-25-2013, 11:16 AM
:tup: :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-25-2013, 04:39 PM
:tumble:

minz
03-25-2013, 04:44 PM
So much for the long boring day I predicted :huh: the phones have not stopped all day...

Hal-9000
03-25-2013, 05:20 PM
So much for the long boring day I predicted :huh: the phones have not stopped all day...

:lol:


I walked in and unloaded two 53 foot trailers, 72 assorted pallets, had 23 emails to respond to and put away some other crap.


I just took off my jacket from walking in two hours ago....my lunch is on some forklift somewhere :lol:

Hal-9000
03-25-2013, 05:22 PM
my sister is here visiting...and later today two of my cousins are arriving with their Mom (my Auntie)

we'll have 7 of us sleeping at home tonight, oh yay :lol: (5 women)

minz
03-25-2013, 06:10 PM
my sister is here visiting...and later today two of my cousins are arriving with their Mom (my Auntie)

we'll have 7 of us sleeping at home tonight, oh yay :lol: (5 women)

6 if you include yourself. :dance:

Hal-9000
03-25-2013, 06:17 PM
6 if you include yourself. :dance:

:lol:

these wimminz can talk...I'm in for a long night

Hal-9000
03-25-2013, 08:10 PM
omfg...we drive standup electric forklifts. Today my supervisor was topping the batteries up with water. We roll out the batteries on a rack, do the watering and put it back into the lift.

He forgot to put the metal guard back in on one side.. so I'm driving around a a fairly busy corner area where our guys are picking orders and I hear - WHUMMMPTHHH!!!

The damned battery flew out of the lift and landed on the floor :shock: They weigh over 2 tons.


first time I've seen a black guy's face turn red :lol:

Lambchop
03-25-2013, 10:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFT_kovLVxQ

I want!

minz
03-25-2013, 10:15 PM
Shit Shit and Shit I think I've just bust my laptop. :sad:

Hal-9000
03-25-2013, 10:21 PM
Shit Shit and Shit I think I've just bust my laptop. :sad:

what did you do? Sit on it?


:laptopdoomed:

minz
03-25-2013, 10:23 PM
what did you do? Sit on it?


:laptopdoomed:

It bloody is doomed I think I've blown it up.

Hal-9000
03-25-2013, 10:34 PM
can you describe what happened/what you did to it?

minz
03-25-2013, 10:36 PM
can you describe what happened/what you did to it?

I plugged in a usb cable and it just died I now have a blank screen with a back light.

Hal-9000
03-25-2013, 10:38 PM
I plugged in a usb cable and it just died I now have a blank screen with a back light.

unplug everything from the laptop, hit the power button and turn it off

then try and turn it on again...

minz
03-25-2013, 10:49 PM
unplug everything from the laptop, hit the power button and turn it off

then try and turn it on again...

Ok ive given it a rest and its booting up again, I finished all my year end accounts to date last night and didnt back it up id be screwed if it was broken.

Hal-9000
03-25-2013, 11:16 PM
Ok ive given it a rest and its booting up again, I finished all my year end accounts to date last night and didnt back it up id be screwed if it was broken.

throw a USB flash drive in it NOW and copy all of your accounting Minz :lol:

Goofy
03-25-2013, 11:16 PM
Drunk and winning ftw

http://i.imgur.com/H0pSKd3.jpg

minz
03-25-2013, 11:17 PM
throw a USB flash drive in it NOW and copy all of your accounting Minz :lol:

Oh thats the first thing I did. :lol:

Hal-9000
03-25-2013, 11:17 PM
sober and going home ftw :lol:

minz
03-25-2013, 11:17 PM
Drunk and winning ftw

http://i.imgur.com/H0pSKd3.jpg

Sounds like a win win all round. :tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-26-2013, 10:26 AM
I'm fucking tired and not in a happy mood today :|

DemonGeminiX
03-26-2013, 10:32 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvgzNEPhYQA

:d

Teh One Who Knocks
03-26-2013, 10:32 AM
:d

:gtfo:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-26-2013, 11:00 AM
http://i.imgur.com/rtP5aAh.jpg

I'm hungry

DemonGeminiX
03-26-2013, 11:01 AM
:-s

So eat something. Where's the burrito guy? Or are you not at work yet?

Teh One Who Knocks
03-26-2013, 11:03 AM
I'm at work....burrito guy doesn't show up until 8:30-ish....and that's only when there is no weather. I'm gonna bet he uses the snow from the weekend as an excuse not to show up today.

DemonGeminiX
03-26-2013, 11:05 AM
Well, if he doesn't want to make any money, then shit on him. Can you run to a fast food joint? It's too early, isn't it?

Teh One Who Knocks
03-26-2013, 11:13 AM
There might be something open, I think McD's nearby is 24/7, but I'll just wait and see what happens.

Teh One Who Knocks
03-26-2013, 12:38 PM
"Oral" arguments start for the ghey marriage issue at the Supreme Court today :giggle:

Muddy
03-26-2013, 12:40 PM
I think we should spend 200 billion dollars of tax payer money trying to block gay marriage..

Teh One Who Knocks
03-28-2013, 10:48 AM
If all the pro-ghey protesters would sit down and look how they act when they are in front of a camera, then they would realize why people get tired of listening to them and looking at them :|

DemonGeminiX
03-28-2013, 11:16 AM
I had some gay friends back in the 90s and I thought I was open minded and tolerant, but this shit has just made me hate their gay guts now.

Teh One Who Knocks
03-28-2013, 11:21 AM
You would think from listening to them rant and blather on that they are being oppressed all because they can't get married. To listen to them, this is worse than what the blacks went through during the slavery years :|

DemonGeminiX
03-28-2013, 11:55 AM
See what I don't get is why they don't understand that the idea/definition of marriage has been the same for over 2000 years. It's survived the rise and fall of nations and religions without being affected, so why the hell should they expect it to be changed for a minority population in one country?

What the hell was wrong with "civil union" again?

FBD
03-28-2013, 12:34 PM
are there some enemies that attack this place or something? why the fk does this place go down so often? :-k

Teh One Who Knocks
03-28-2013, 12:38 PM
are there some enemies that attack this place or something? why the fk does this place go down so often? :-k

Do you ever read the Forum Feedback and Maintenance section? :slap:

RBP
03-28-2013, 01:01 PM
I am getting so many downvotes on imgur lately. Maybe I should play nicer? Nahhhhhh...

Muddy
03-28-2013, 01:07 PM
If all the pro-ghey protesters would sit down and look how they act when they are in front of a camera, then they would realize why people get tired of listening to them and looking at them :|

I agree it's irritating.. But without all the lunacy would people take notice and hear their plea?

RBP
03-28-2013, 01:18 PM
I agree it's irritating.. But without all the lunacy would people take notice and hear their plea?

It also can have the opposite effect if you go overboard.

Teh One Who Knocks
03-28-2013, 01:19 PM
I agree it's irritating.. But without all the lunacy would people take notice and hear their plea?


It also can have the opposite effect if you go overboard.

Exactly....this is all over calling civil unions 'marriage', not whether they can vote or eat at the same counter as Whitey.

Muddy
03-28-2013, 01:36 PM
It also can have the opposite effect if you go overboard.


Exactly....this is all over calling civil unions 'marriage', not whether they can vote or eat at the same counter as Whitey.

Agreed.. I don't understand why they can't just accept a legal civil union.. It has all the same rights as a marriage.. What they are asking is for a certain large percentage of people in the US to change the way they think.. That's not going to happen. It's the core of a lot of peoples religion.. They hold it sacred and arent just going to toss away their feelings over a court decision.. You can force a hand but that doesn't mean people will embrace it.

DemonGeminiX
03-28-2013, 01:37 PM
2000+ years...

DemonGeminiX
03-28-2013, 03:00 PM
:-s

I'm out of discs.

Teh One Who Knocks
03-28-2013, 04:59 PM
Man, I'm wore the fuck out this week :|

Hal-9000
03-28-2013, 06:42 PM
Man, I'm wore the fuck out this week :|

word, bro












or should I use XL?



:-k

Hal-9000
03-29-2013, 01:05 AM
:shock:

I just copied The Hobbit from my USB 3 dock/internal hard drive to my desktop and it took 12 seconds...

3.5 gigs from an external source to PC in under 20 seconds...how fkin cool is that?


:nerdwank:

jvanorder
03-29-2013, 01:14 AM
i gotta piss thats what im thinking

Hal-9000
03-29-2013, 01:16 AM
i gotta piss thats what im thinking

damn...this is just like Twitter

jvanorder
03-29-2013, 01:20 AM
damn...this is just like Twitter

sorry i dont twat :hand:

Hal-9000
03-29-2013, 01:21 AM
*follows*



**discreetly**

RBP
03-29-2013, 01:22 AM
I'm an idiot. Two days in a row my time tracking doesn't add up. I actually had to enter it into a spreadsheet to get it to balance. :|

So now I will use a time tracking website. Because I'm too dumb to do it by hand.

jvanorder
03-29-2013, 01:25 AM
*follows*



**discreetly**

SCORE! I gots me a stalker I must be famous now or somethin

Teh One Who Knocks
03-29-2013, 03:29 PM
I started the day in a bad mood and it's steadily going downhill :|

DemonGeminiX
03-29-2013, 03:32 PM
:empathy:

minz
03-29-2013, 07:01 PM
Holy crap that was a long and difficult day and tomorrow is even busier. :wha:

Hal-9000
03-29-2013, 07:34 PM
it's really nice out here this afternoon...no wind, about 14C...gonna need my sunblock

Hal-9000
03-29-2013, 08:13 PM
I spent 2 and a half hours this morning changing my headlights on the car...


holy fatassfuckbuddy, what a HUGE design flaw and royal pain in the ass getting bulbs in and then getting the entire headlamp assembly back into the car :|


I won tho :dance:

hal -1
grand amborghini - 0

minz
03-29-2013, 08:16 PM
I put oil in my car yesterday, all by myself. :smug: :d

Hal-9000
03-29-2013, 08:17 PM
I put oil in my car yesterday, all by myself. :smug: :d


:-k


did you happen to remove the existing oil in the car first?




or just add 5 or 6 new liters in with the old...:lol:

minz
03-29-2013, 08:18 PM
:-k


did you happen to remove the existing oil in the car first?




or just add 5 or 6 new liters in with the old...:lol:

Change it? :wha: I just poured it in because the light came on.

Hal-9000
03-29-2013, 08:22 PM
Change it? :wha: I just poured it in because the light came on.

the change oil light or the you're outta oil stop driving the fookin car light?

Hal-9000
03-29-2013, 08:23 PM
I guess a better question would be - does your car leak oil regularly Minz? Like, can you put a piece of cardboard under it one night and see oil drops the next day?

minz
03-29-2013, 08:23 PM
the change oil light or the you're outta oil stop driving the fookin car light?

the you're outta oil stop driving the fookin car light, so it didn't need changing as there was nothing left to change. :tup:

minz
03-29-2013, 08:25 PM
I guess a better question would be - does your car leak oil regularly Minz? Like, can you put a piece of cardboard under it one night and see oil drops the next day?

No leak that I know of.

Hal-9000
03-29-2013, 08:25 PM
the you're outta oil stop driving the fookin car light, so it didn;t need changing as there was nothing left to change. :tup:


:facepalm:


So....on the whole, a car shouldn't really leak oil to the degree you're pouring a can in every week :lol:


you make money, why not take it a mechanic and ask him to find why your car is losing oil?

minz
03-29-2013, 08:27 PM
:facepalm:


So....on the whole, a car shouldn't really leak oil to the degree you're pouring a can in every week :lol:


you make money, why not take it a mechanic and ask him to find why your car is losing oil?

I dont think its leaking oil I've just not topped it up for about 18 months. :lol: I should look after my car a bit better shouldn't I. :oops:

Hal-9000
03-29-2013, 08:28 PM
No leak that I know of.


:lol: if you're pouring extra oil with any sort of frequency, there's a leak

the oil in your car should be a closed system...it can dribble out of a couple of places or worst case scenario your head gasket is blown and it's leaking into another system of your car....that does not want oil in it :lol:


could be as simple as your oil pan plug is loose or not plugging the hole correctly...

minz
03-29-2013, 08:31 PM
Well it's happy again now it has oil on it. :d

Hal-9000
03-29-2013, 08:33 PM
in a perfect world...you'd get your oil changed and after about 5000 kms the viscosity of the oil would change and trigger your change oil light...

if you keep seeing the fooking car is outta oil light.....wait....

if you haven't topped it up for a year and a half, does that mean you haven't had it changed in that long either?




http://i.imgur.com/hhQS5OC.jpg

minz
03-29-2013, 08:35 PM
in a perfect world...you'd get your oil changed and after about 5000 kms the viscosity of the oil would change and trigger your change oil light...

if you keep seeing the fooking car is outta oil light.....wait....

if you haven't topped it up for a year and a half, does that mean you haven't had it changed in that long either?




http://i.imgur.com/hhQS5OC.jpg

WTF do I know about cars I just drive the damn thing. :rant:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-29-2013, 08:36 PM
Still in a shitty mood :|

minz
03-29-2013, 08:38 PM
Still in a shitty mood :|

It's weekend now so that should cheer you up a bit. :hug:

Hal-9000
03-29-2013, 08:40 PM
WTF do I know about cars I just drive the damn thing. :rant:


change yer bloody oil more often than once every decade :lol:


seriously, take it to a garage and tell them you have a slight leak and want the oil changed too

Hal-9000
03-29-2013, 08:41 PM
Still in a shitty mood :|

I bet a tummyrub would cheer you up :tup:

http://i.imgur.com/g9fdtVD.jpg

minz
03-29-2013, 08:41 PM
change yer bloody oil more often than once every decade :lol:


seriously, take it to a garage and tell them you have a slight leak and want the oil changed too

I used to get it serviced but I just haven't had time. :sad2: