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Hugh_Janus
04-12-2013, 08:20 PM
You are the most handsome man with the biggest dick I've ever seen :)
one of those things is actually true
Hal-9000
04-12-2013, 08:31 PM
one of those things is actually true
probably the fact that I see :)
Hal-9000
04-12-2013, 09:37 PM
so Lance?
do you wanna just merge the WTF thread with hal's hole?
save time in the longrun :lol:
DemonGeminiX
04-12-2013, 11:25 PM
My enter button's not working in IE again. :meh:
My enter button's not working in IE again. :meh:
I was almost sympathetic until I read the IE part.
DemonGeminiX
04-13-2013, 02:41 AM
I was almost sympathetic until I read the IE part.
:nutkick:
Loser
04-13-2013, 03:34 AM
I've come to the conclusion that if ANY random stranger starts talking religion with me, I'm going to ask if they've tried seeing a therapist for that condition.
I've come to the conclusion that if ANY random stranger starts talking religion with me, I'm going to ask if they've tried seeing a therapist for that condition.
http://i.imgur.com/CwwNmHI.jpg
Loser
04-13-2013, 05:11 AM
:lol:
Hey Loser! Keeping with the theme, I thought you might appreciate this one too. :lol:
http://i.imgur.com/tTyLlRH.jpg
Hugh_Janus
04-13-2013, 09:00 PM
why do I suck so much?
redred
04-13-2013, 09:03 PM
because it pays the bills? :shrug:
Hugh_Janus
04-13-2013, 09:04 PM
why do I suck so much?
oh shit!
inb4 penis
Hugh_Janus
04-13-2013, 09:04 PM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
redred
04-13-2013, 09:06 PM
:dance:
Hugh_Janus
04-13-2013, 09:12 PM
not cool, man [-(
Hugh_Janus
04-13-2013, 09:13 PM
I'm fuckin tired as fuck.... and I need to meet me a good woman
Leefro
04-14-2013, 08:17 AM
God I am fuckered
Once said I am not doing the company I work for any more favours
So what do I do
Another favour a 16 hour shift
DemonGeminiX
04-14-2013, 05:42 PM
Chi Cheng died yesterday, for anyone that was following his progress.
Leefro
04-14-2013, 06:54 PM
:lol: Progress
redred
04-14-2013, 08:53 PM
sunday evening ciders may turn out painful
DemonGeminiX
04-14-2013, 10:10 PM
:lol: Progress
I don't see how that's funny.
Leefro
04-14-2013, 10:24 PM
How can someone dying be progress
DemonGeminiX
04-14-2013, 10:27 PM
How can someone dying be progress
Their health suddenly turns for the worse after a marked period of improvement? Like someone coming out of a coma and going through the rehabilitation process and then their heart suddenly giving out without warning?
deebakes
04-14-2013, 10:28 PM
lost in translation maybe? :shrug:
Leefro
04-14-2013, 10:38 PM
Only progress would have been whether you was going to inherit 12 million pounds or you had him some death list
DemonGeminiX
04-14-2013, 11:10 PM
I should infract you for being Welsh.
[-(
Hugh_Janus
04-14-2013, 11:25 PM
I should infract you for being Welsh.
[-(
don't you dare.... I don't want that fucker to have anything in common with me
DemonGeminiX
04-14-2013, 11:26 PM
:lol:
Hugh_Janus
04-14-2013, 11:33 PM
man.... this shit I put in my hair smells real good
man.... this shit I put in my hair smells real good
Are you related to Jez by any chance?
Hugh_Janus
04-14-2013, 11:35 PM
I have curly hair.... I need to put shit in it
Hugh_Janus
04-14-2013, 11:37 PM
actually, its pretty short now, so not curly, but if I don't put 'owt in it, I look like some sort of child molesting rapist
Hugh_Janus
04-14-2013, 11:38 PM
it does smell good though.... and it reminds me of something that I can't quite remember :-k
I have curly hair.... I need to put shit in it
Curly and ginger, wow you really did get the short straw. :empathy:
Just kidding. :lol:
Hugh_Janus
04-14-2013, 11:44 PM
bitches love the curls :slap:
and where did you get ginger from?
bitches love the curls :slap:
and where did you get ginger from?
You're right, curls are cute and I'm sure you said your hair was ginger.
Hugh_Janus
04-14-2013, 11:59 PM
fuckin tired as fuck.... and foor the first time since I started working in my current job, I don't want to go to work:wha:
Hugh_Janus
04-15-2013, 12:02 AM
You're right, curls are cute and I'm sure you said your hair was ginger.
yes they are, and the ladies loved grabbing handfulls of it :naughty:
and who would admit to being ginger? :lol: my beard is though :sad2:
Leefro
04-15-2013, 12:15 AM
I should infract you for being Welsh.
[-(
don't you dare.... I don't want that fucker to have anything in common with me
Thank fuck for that I hate Mint Sauce
Hal-9000
04-15-2013, 05:11 AM
Curly and ginger, wow you really did get the short straw. :empathy:
Just kidding. :lol:
:burn:
HEY! I had curly/wavy hair when I was younger....careful on the slams, Miss Ichangemyhaircolorwithmymoods :x
redred
04-15-2013, 12:20 PM
i may need a nap
Teh One Who Knocks
04-15-2013, 12:28 PM
I sure could use one....not much sleep this past weekend plus a teeny bit hungover too
I sure could use one....not much sleep this past weekend plus a teeny bit hungover too
:snapout:
Naps are for old people :rolleyes:
Teh One Who Knocks
04-15-2013, 12:37 PM
:snapout:
Naps are for old people :rolleyes:
You take a nap when you have 22 hours of sleep :hand:
I had maybe 5 hours sleep all weekend :roll:
You take a nap when you have 22 hours of sleep :hand:
I had maybe 5 hours sleep all weekend :roll:
I have been napless. :sad2:
Teh One Who Knocks
04-15-2013, 12:40 PM
:hills:
Jezter
04-15-2013, 02:42 PM
You take a nap when you have 22 hours of sleep :hand:
I had maybe 5 hours sleep all weekend :roll:
Dafuq you did all weekend then?
Teh One Who Knocks
04-15-2013, 02:46 PM
Dafuq you did all weekend then?
New puppy
Hal-9000
04-15-2013, 05:51 PM
:snapout:
Naps are for old people :rolleyes:
:lol:
Hugh_Janus
04-15-2013, 05:59 PM
my little finger is almost the same size as my thumb
Hal-9000
04-15-2013, 05:59 PM
my little finger is almost the same size as my thumb
accident or birth defect?
Hugh_Janus
04-15-2013, 06:17 PM
well, it was the same size as my other little finger this morning :lol:
Hal-9000
04-15-2013, 06:19 PM
leaning towards birth defect I guess :lol:
DemonGeminiX
04-15-2013, 10:27 PM
My face is all itchy. Maybe I should go shave...
Hal-9000
04-16-2013, 03:52 PM
85 bucks to renew my license sticker??
:x :x
Teh One Who Knocks
04-16-2013, 04:15 PM
85 bucks to renew my license sticker??
:x :x
:empathy:
My truck was nearly $400 when I last renewed it :rolleyes:
Hal-9000
04-16-2013, 04:20 PM
:empathy:
My truck was nearly $400 when I last renewed it :rolleyes:
That's because they take in account your speeding and road rage
:lol:
Goofy
04-16-2013, 05:42 PM
That's because they take in account your speeding and road rage
:lol:
Nah, no way it wouldve been only $400 then :lol:
deebakes
04-16-2013, 05:50 PM
:empathy:
My truck was nearly $400 when I last renewed it :rolleyes:
awfully nice of you rich folk to hang out with us commoners :tup:
DemonGeminiX
04-16-2013, 05:53 PM
:empathy:
My truck was nearly $400 when I last renewed it :rolleyes:
Mine's coming up in about a month, but I think it only cost me $130 the last time I renewed.
Muddy
04-16-2013, 05:55 PM
I think mines like $35
Teh One Who Knocks
04-16-2013, 05:57 PM
awfully nice of you rich folk to hang out with us commoners :tup:
It's the fucking state of Colorado, they base your registration cost on the 'value' of your vehicle. When I firrst moved here I had a POS 1988 Toyota Camry and it was $90 to register it :|
Hugh_Janus
04-16-2013, 06:20 PM
my knuckle is all swollen
KevinD
04-16-2013, 06:44 PM
Waiting on some parts to be delivered again. Have about another hour or so of work today (waiting until I can shut rig down to do it) then off to the hotel until tomorrow when parts get in.
Teh One Who Knocks
04-16-2013, 06:56 PM
Do you do anything besides wait around for parts? :-k
KevinD
04-16-2013, 06:58 PM
Eat, shit, drink beer, fuck, and sometimes sleep....Does that count? :lol:
KevinD
04-16-2013, 06:59 PM
I guess it sounds worse than it is..only time y'all hear from me daytime is when I'm NOT busy.
DemonGeminiX
04-16-2013, 10:56 PM
Laid back
(with my mind on my money and my money on my mind)
deebakes
04-16-2013, 11:57 PM
It's the fucking state of Colorado, they base your registration cost on the 'value' of your vehicle. When I firrst moved here I had a POS 1988 Toyota Camry and it was $90 to register it :|
minnesota is the same, i'm just razzing ya. my wife's vehicle is ~$300 for a 2 year old CRV and mine is $35 for a 2001 Civic :lol:
deebakes
04-16-2013, 11:58 PM
Laid back
(with my mind on my money and my money on my mind)
you get that medical marijuana? :bong:
DemonGeminiX
04-17-2013, 03:57 AM
Nah, I was just surfing through the Sirius channels and they were playing it. I don't listen to a lot of Rap but I was in a mood so I hung out for the song.
Leefro
04-17-2013, 12:53 PM
Work in a bit
And the woman presenting the weather on ITv is damned fine
Noilly Pratt
04-17-2013, 03:22 PM
Work in a bit
And the woman presenting the weather on ITv is damned fine
:worthless:
Loser
04-17-2013, 10:03 PM
obummer is on tv, gun control failed,lol.
I laughed loudly at my tv just now.
Goofy
04-17-2013, 10:05 PM
Work in a bit
And the woman presenting the weather on ITv is damned fine
Think that mustve been the same woman that was on tonight at 6pm :homer:
Goofy
04-17-2013, 10:09 PM
Think that mustve been the same woman that was on tonight at 6pm :homer:
Lucy Verasamy! :cheers: Thought i'd seen her before, she used to do the weather on SSN :)
http://i.imgur.com/ozbLP86.jpg
Leefro
04-17-2013, 10:13 PM
She is top totty
Not as good as Shefali Oza tho
Goofy
04-17-2013, 10:26 PM
I always liked the Irish lass that used to work for Sky - she did the weather on SSN for a few years, gorgeous! Can't remember her damn name though :|
Goofy
04-17-2013, 10:28 PM
Lisa Burke! :cheers: Googling "irish weather girl sky" worked a treat :lol:
http://i.imgur.com/LrK2kWD.jpg
Love her accent too :oops:
Hal-9000
04-17-2013, 10:29 PM
I have an Irish accent :)
Leefro
04-17-2013, 10:30 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NHxn_pCtxMc#!
Hal-9000
04-17-2013, 10:36 PM
and Amanda Bynes just keeps getting crazier and crazier.....ffs that chick is gone :lol:
Leefro
04-17-2013, 10:37 PM
I have an Irish accent :)
Thought it would be French
You lives and learns
Leefro
04-18-2013, 02:00 AM
'the flesh is weak Johnny. Only the soul is immortal' And yours belongs to me
Boston, gun votes, CISPA... ugh... hard to process that much data.
Leefro
04-18-2013, 02:09 AM
I am all for gun control wherever in the world but the bombing in Boston has nothing to do with it IMO
I am all for gun control wherever in the world but the bombing in Boston has nothing to do with it IMO
Well no, of course not. Who is saying that it does?
Leefro
04-18-2013, 02:13 AM
I missread your post
Just heard BB lost the vote
KevinD
04-18-2013, 02:18 AM
The best gun control is a firm hand...
Leefro
04-18-2013, 02:20 AM
The best gun control is a firm hand...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvDt57Dr_WY&bpctr=1366253431
Teh One Who Knocks
04-22-2013, 01:46 PM
The latest movie that is going to be remade that doesn't need to be remade: Weird Science :|
redred
04-22-2013, 01:48 PM
who's kelly lebrock's part going to?
Teh One Who Knocks
04-22-2013, 01:50 PM
who's kelly lebrock's part going to?
Don't know, the article just said that the film is gonna be remade
Muddy
04-22-2013, 02:16 PM
who's kelly lebrock's part going to?
Jenna Jameson.
KevinD
04-22-2013, 02:29 PM
Looks like I may finally get my truck repainted. Last weekend I was over a my buddy's house, and his wife backed into my truck. Caved in the driver's door, and messed up the driver's side rear door too. Took it to the body shop for a quote. Have to have new door, quote is for $1500. Just waiting on buddy's insurance adjuster to come look at truck. Owner of the bodyshop is going to cut me a deal on repainting the rest of the truck.
Leefro
04-22-2013, 02:29 PM
Kirsten Stewart
Muddy
04-22-2013, 02:37 PM
Kelly Osborne
Noilly Pratt
04-22-2013, 03:29 PM
Suzy Snugpants - see my post in http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?49328-Two-female-Long-Island-teachers-pulled-from-classroom-for-inappropriate-contact-with-football-player-and-wrestler
Teh One Who Knocks
04-23-2013, 10:42 AM
Another shitty commute in the fucking snow....and with a splitting headache that I woke up with. It's gonna be a long ass fucking day
:suicide:
Teh One Who Knocks
04-23-2013, 11:01 AM
And my boss just got here early today :|
Muddy
04-23-2013, 12:44 PM
Let me get my posts in quick this morning!!
Teh One Who Knocks
04-23-2013, 12:46 PM
That would be funny if it weren't true (and frustrating) :(
redred
04-23-2013, 12:51 PM
Let me get my posts in quick this morning!!
i'm trying not to ask lance any questions:lol:
Hal-9000
04-23-2013, 04:46 PM
And my boss just got here early today :|
my supervisor has been sick as a dog for the past couple of weeks....I've never seen him miss a day in over 4 years.
today he went home again for the 4th time
Teh One Who Knocks
04-23-2013, 05:48 PM
http://i.imgur.com/df3xc.gif
Hugh_Janus
04-23-2013, 06:13 PM
I dun goofd.... fuck all is going right for me at the moment :wha:
I cant wait until my little ball of hissyness gets here. :superexcited:
Leefro
04-23-2013, 06:19 PM
Best go and get my Kebab before they run out
Anyone want one ?
Goofy
04-23-2013, 06:20 PM
Best go and get my Kebab before they run out
Anyone want one ?
Fuck yeah! Gallons of chilli sauce for me please :)
Leefro
04-23-2013, 06:31 PM
I'll take a piccy of it and you can lick the screen ;)
Loser
04-23-2013, 06:57 PM
It's spring. Know how I can tell?
My penis has turned into a divining rod, and all it's pointing me at is fine ass womenz that are going to get me in trouble. :lol:
Hal-9000
04-23-2013, 09:44 PM
It's spring. Know how I can tell?
My penis has turned into a divining rod, and all it's pointing me at is fine ass womenz that are going to get me in trouble. :lol:
You know how I know it's Spring?
I break the snow shovel into 5 pieces using my hands only :thumbsup:
Hugh_Janus
04-24-2013, 05:40 PM
meh
redred
04-24-2013, 05:44 PM
it's up again :woot:
the site that is
DemonGeminiX
04-24-2013, 09:29 PM
Warp drive is great and all, but why not figure out how to generate Earth-like gravity on a space craft first?
Teh One Who Knocks
04-24-2013, 09:36 PM
Warp drive is great and all, but why not figure out how to generate Earth-like gravity on a space craft first?
Just wear really heavy shoes :hand:
DemonGeminiX
04-24-2013, 09:40 PM
:nono:
That won't counter the negative health effects of weightlessness in space.
Teh One Who Knocks
04-24-2013, 09:43 PM
The shoes will be holding you down, therefore you have weight :hand:
It's spring. Know how I can tell?
My penis has turned into a divining rod, and all it's pointing me at is fine ass womenz that are going to get me in trouble. :lol:
My toolbox is below the windows facing the street, the local college is .5 miles down the road. Plenty of girls going by all day. Between the dog walkers, bike riders and joggers I don't get much work done in the spring.
DemonGeminiX
04-24-2013, 09:45 PM
The shoes will be holding you down, therefore you have weight :hand:
:-s
The shoes will be weightless in space too.
DemonGeminiX
04-24-2013, 09:50 PM
Everybody will get dizzy. They'll never get anything done.
[-(
Teh One Who Knocks
04-24-2013, 09:52 PM
:-s
The shoes will be weightless in space too.
I said wear HEAVY shoes :nono:
Teh One Who Knocks
04-24-2013, 09:57 PM
http://www.buildtheenterprise.org/gravity-wheel
PorkChopSandwiches
04-24-2013, 09:58 PM
I hate the dentist
Teh One Who Knocks
04-24-2013, 10:05 PM
Not sure there's anyone around that actually likes the dentist :lol:
DemonGeminiX
04-24-2013, 10:33 PM
I said wear HEAVY shoes :nono:
In a gravity-free environment, the shoes will be WEIGHTLESS.
Not sure there's anyone around that actually likes the dentist :lol:
Not true. I like my dentist. She's a cool gal.
Hugh_Janus
04-24-2013, 10:54 PM
Everybody will get dizzy. They'll never get anything done.
[-(
can you get dizzy in space? :-k
Not sure there's anyone around that actually likes the dentist :lol:
if you looked after your teeth.... :slap:
can you get dizzy in space? :-k
If the gravity wheel ship is big enough it won't have to spin very fast. Plus without many windows or any nearby objects to judge speed I doubt you would notice.
http://i.imgur.com/qWOcHVr.jpg
I have to get up really early tomorrow to take the kids to the airport, they're off to Florida for two weeks.
Whereabouts in Florida? I might have to send some friends to check up on them.
Whereabouts in Florida? I might have to send some friends to check up on them.
Orlando, did you really need to ask. :lol: I'll post pics so you can spy on them, I'm always the butt of Michael's jokes so it would be awesome to get some payback. :d
DemonGeminiX
04-25-2013, 04:22 AM
I can't believe Letterman's interviewing this guy. I can't believe anyone would give this kid any time.
It's so fucked up that this country rewards failure the way it does.
Orlando, did you really need to ask. :lol: I'll post pics so you can spy on them, I'm always the butt of Michael's jokes so it would be awesome to get some payback. :d
I don't know anyone near Orlando. If they want to drive 22 hours north I'd be happy to show them around Cleveland though! :lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
04-25-2013, 10:36 AM
I can't believe Letterman's interviewing this guy. I can't believe anyone would give this kid any time.
It's so fucked up that this country rewards failure the way it does.
:-k
redred
04-25-2013, 05:17 PM
fucking ebay cock sucking time wasting wankers:beatdown:
Teh One Who Knocks
04-25-2013, 05:19 PM
fucking ebay cock sucking time wasting wankers:beatdown:
:-k
redred
04-25-2013, 05:24 PM
i had someone wanting to buy a tyre i have outside ebay ,so agreed price sent more pic's said he'd pay at 6pm tonight ,so i wrap it ready then he notice's it's been puncture repaired ,like it didn't say it 3 times in the auction ad :roll:
Teh One Who Knocks
04-25-2013, 05:36 PM
i had someone wanting to buy a tyre i have outside ebay ,so agreed price sent more pic's said he'd pay at 6pm tonight ,so i wrap it ready then he notice's it's been puncture repaired ,like it didn't say it 3 times in the auction ad :roll:
Hold him to it then....if it was in the listing, that's his own fault he can't read
redred
04-25-2013, 05:37 PM
i can't the deal was going to be done off ebay so i don't pay the fee's :lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
04-25-2013, 05:39 PM
:facepalm:
Hal-9000
04-25-2013, 05:40 PM
the Jewish Brit from Bristol :lol:
redred
04-25-2013, 05:45 PM
:slap:
Teh One Who Knocks
04-25-2013, 05:45 PM
the Jewish Brit from Bristol :lol:
:burn:
Hal-9000
04-25-2013, 05:52 PM
muh bad, that was a racist remark
*signs up for sensitivity training*
*signs up for sensitivity training*
I think you're beyond help.
Hal-9000
04-25-2013, 06:27 PM
I think you're beyond help.
Who me? :-s
I've already chosen an online counselor to help me with my racial issues...she's a hot black woman and I bet she has chocolatey nipples and tastes like mocha....
8-[
Teh One Who Knocks
04-25-2013, 07:07 PM
I wish this headache would go away, I've had it all week long :|
8-) I'm so damn good at my job I don't think I even need to come in tomorrow.
Hugh_Janus
04-25-2013, 10:14 PM
I'm finding myself clenching my jaw a lot recently :wha:
jvanorder
04-25-2013, 11:34 PM
I'm finding myself clenching my jaw a lot recently :wha:
Git yerself one of dem rubber mouf tings dat should help
Richard Cranium
04-25-2013, 11:41 PM
Git yerself one of dem rubber mouf tings dat should help
A ball gag?
jvanorder
04-25-2013, 11:45 PM
A ball gag?
hey if that floats his boat sure
Hal-9000
04-26-2013, 06:14 PM
the lights just went out in part of our building
I lost my supervisor :rofl:
I cant seem to get the temps right in Boy's viv. :-k Might need to get a heat bulb to go in there too.
Hal-9000
04-26-2013, 07:59 PM
I cant seem to get the temps right in Boy's viv. :-k Might need to get a heat bulb to go in there too.
put em in the microwave :thumbsup:
redred
04-26-2013, 08:01 PM
Long stick and spit roast ?
put em in the microwave :thumbsup:
Long stick and spit roast ?
Arn't we a pair of whitty boys tonight :roll: he needs to stay warm but his heat mats are not up to the job it seems. :(
Hal-9000
04-26-2013, 08:43 PM
*witty*
:tup:
*witty*
:tup:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=whitty
Teh One Who Knocks
04-26-2013, 08:56 PM
You do know that the Urban Dictionary isn't a real dictionary? :-k
We always spell whitty with a H
Teh One Who Knocks
04-26-2013, 08:58 PM
Well, then you're wrong :hand:
Besides, I thought the description was pretty fair. :lol:
DemonGeminiX
04-26-2013, 09:12 PM
Well, apparently the guys that were looting the neighborhood several years ago have been released from jail. Someone saw one of them in the neighborhood this afternoon.
redred
04-26-2013, 09:13 PM
did you buy that gun yet?
DemonGeminiX
04-26-2013, 09:19 PM
Not yet. I'm looking around online right now.
:lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
04-26-2013, 09:20 PM
Not yet. I'm looking around online right now.
:lol:
http://www.armslist.com/classifieds/georgia
DemonGeminiX
04-26-2013, 09:23 PM
Yeah, I know. I'm there. You gave me that link a while ago. I didn't forget.
:lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
04-26-2013, 09:28 PM
Yeah, I know. I'm there. You gave me that link a while ago. I didn't forget.
:lol:
I'm looking at the Colorado listings right now...it sucks that people are taking advantage of all the shootings to jack up the prices of weapons.
DemonGeminiX
04-26-2013, 09:29 PM
That's why I haven't bought anything yet. I was waiting for the prices to come back down.
Hal-9000
04-26-2013, 09:31 PM
We always spell whitty with a H
whell, I guess I whill have to remember that
:lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
04-26-2013, 09:33 PM
:lmao:
DemonGeminiX
04-26-2013, 09:39 PM
Where's that Stewie cool Hwhip video?
Hal-9000
04-26-2013, 09:45 PM
Where's that Stewie cool Hwhip video?
:lol: I was just thinking of that
Jezter
04-26-2013, 09:46 PM
There's too much to click for my drunk as fuck brain. I just say.. NICE THANKS!
redred
04-26-2013, 09:47 PM
There's too much to click for my drunk as fuck brain. I just say.. NICE THANKS!
Lets drink vodka
Jezter
04-26-2013, 09:48 PM
Jebodiah Christopher all the unread shit... no..nope..not gonna do it.
Jezter
04-26-2013, 09:48 PM
Lets drink vodka
SO MUCH FUCKIG YES!
Hal-9000
04-26-2013, 09:49 PM
oh great a drunken Finn....here comes the Swedish profanity! :lol:
redred
04-26-2013, 09:51 PM
SO MUCH FUCKIG YES!
What you got? I have bison grass polish stuff
Jezter
04-26-2013, 09:52 PM
What you got? I have bison grass polish stuff
Finlandia. Do I hafta school you noob madfaka, huh..HUH!?
Jezter
04-26-2013, 09:52 PM
oh great a drunken Finn....here comes the Swedish profanity! :lol:
Shush Candafag.
redred
04-26-2013, 09:54 PM
Finlandia. Do I hafta school you noob madfaka, huh..HUH!?
Not keen on that sorry
Jezter
04-26-2013, 09:55 PM
Not keen on that sorry
Douchenugget. You autofail. :slap:
Hal-9000
04-26-2013, 09:58 PM
What you got? I have bison grass polish stuff
I DRANK THAT!!!
Yellowish vodka with a stock of some sort in the bottle?
:lol:
redred
04-26-2013, 09:59 PM
I believe the Russians do vodka better than most but the bison grass is very nice
Jezter
04-26-2013, 09:59 PM
I DRANK THAT!!!
Yellowish vodka with a stock of some sort in the bottle?
:lol:
Finn piss.
Hal-9000
04-26-2013, 09:59 PM
Shush Candafag.
*Canadafag*
:tup:
Hal-9000
04-26-2013, 09:59 PM
Finn piss.
and they moan too...we try to ignore them
Jezter
04-26-2013, 10:00 PM
I believe the Russians do vodka better than most but the bison grass is very nice
Pshht. You britfags just use to horsepiss tasting liqud to get you drunk.
Jezter
04-26-2013, 10:00 PM
*Canadafag*
:tup:
Correction acknowledged and accepted. :tup:
Jezter
04-26-2013, 10:06 PM
Y'all don't want to play with me.
I are disappoint.
Lambchop would've.
Hal-9000
04-26-2013, 10:07 PM
So Jez....how are you today besides fat?
What's going on in Finntown tonight?
Jezter
04-26-2013, 10:10 PM
So Jez....how are you today besides fat?
What's going on in Finntown tonight?
Fat? Duuuude.... :slap: At the moment the measurements are 6'2 and 210 lbs. And that isn't all fat... Anyway..
Things be good! Finished like a week of exams so booooozeee!
Hal-9000
04-26-2013, 10:18 PM
:lol:
I weighed last night and I'm 215 lbs exactly, six feet tall
oops :oops:
Jezter
04-26-2013, 10:22 PM
:lol:
I weighed last night and I'm 215 lbs exactly, six feet tall
oops :oops:
You alright dude... not a fat fuch slouch.
Hal-9000
04-26-2013, 10:24 PM
homofagnugget
:rofl: you kill me man
Hal-9000
04-26-2013, 10:25 PM
You alright dude... not a fat fuch slouch.
people keep telling me I can't weigh that much!!!
I think I must be very dense :-s
Jezter
04-26-2013, 10:28 PM
people keep telling me I can't weigh that much!!!
I think I must be very dense :-s
You is what you is, son. Homofagnugget aint the worst.
Hal-9000
04-26-2013, 10:42 PM
I have love handles...I'm a muffin-top :sad2:
Jezter
04-26-2013, 10:43 PM
I am rather disappointed though. The site is back up and no-one is here to entertain me.
Hal-9000
04-26-2013, 10:47 PM
:(
:coat:
Richard Cranium
04-26-2013, 11:27 PM
Finished like a week of exams so booooozeee!
Don't you have to say "no pun intended" when you use that word in a sentence? :finland:
Jezter
04-26-2013, 11:31 PM
Don't you have to say "no pun intended" when you use that word in a sentence? :finland:
No, cuz Im awesome like that.
golfer
04-27-2013, 01:11 AM
i hope my headache is gone... i want to smoke a cigar
Hugh_Janus
04-27-2013, 09:55 AM
I slept until 10:30.... first time I've not woken up after 07:30 in AGES... feels good man
Goofy
04-27-2013, 03:27 PM
Hungry as a hungry thing on hungry tablets! :homer: Think im gonna phone the Indian takeaway for a Ruby!
Too busy at work, I want to go home now... :(
I have been way too unproductive today :|
I have to sort out Boy's viv tonight so I don't think I'll be around too much.
I have to sort out Boy's viv tonight so I don't think I'll be around too much.
I have no idea what that means :lol:
redred
04-27-2013, 07:30 PM
saturday evening drinking FTW :woot:
Goofy
04-27-2013, 10:06 PM
That software upgrade went far too smoothly and quickly.......... *looks around suspiciously*
I have no idea what that means :lol:
I'll translate for you...
Boy = New snake
Viv - Vivarium (snakes home)
The vivarium was losing too much heat overnight so I had to install a heat bulb, fingers crossed that it solves the problem. :tup:
Hugh_Janus
04-27-2013, 11:26 PM
I need to get my shit together :wha:
Richard Cranium
04-28-2013, 12:18 AM
I'll translate for you...
Boy = New snake
Viv - Vivarium (snakes home)
The vivarium was losing too much heat overnight so I had to install a heat bulb, fingers crossed that it solves the problem. :tup:
Is this just really bad code for sex or something? I almost feel like my parents are talking, thinking they are being all smart and shit..
DemonGeminiX
04-28-2013, 01:38 AM
I must be having an off night.
Hal-9000
04-28-2013, 05:26 AM
Is this just really bad code for sex or something? I almost feel like my parents are talking, thinking they are being all smart and shit..
Minz is talking about her vivarium in public...I'll heat it up for her :naughty:
Hal-9000
04-28-2013, 05:30 AM
Say hal that's a cool sig you have. It almost looks like a space bar on a keyboard :-k
Why thank you, yes it is. Get it...space? :)
Oh...I see :-s
Hal-9000
04-28-2013, 05:31 AM
perhaps an elongated piano key
Goofy
04-28-2013, 01:39 PM
PCWorld want £3.99 for a molex to sata cable........ robbing bastards! :x 99p delivered on ebay! Guess i'll just have to wait until it's delivered........ no wonder the high street stores are struggling with mark-ups like that :roll:
Teh One Who Knocks
04-28-2013, 01:45 PM
PCWorld want £3.99 for a molex to sata cable........ robbing bastards! :x 99p delivered on ebay! Guess i'll just have to wait until it's delivered........ no wonder the high street stores are struggling with mark-ups like that :roll:
It's the same way over here, stores like Best Buy whines that nobody shops there to buy anything, but when the fact is, I can get the same HDMI cable on Amazon for $4 that they want to charge $20 for :rolleyes:
Teh One Who Knocks
04-28-2013, 01:46 PM
Good date night at the hockey game last night....even though the Avalanche are the worst team in the Western Conference....and they lost
Muddy
04-28-2013, 03:53 PM
Hi guys, im in Georgetown inside DC right now... Neat place..
Goofy
04-28-2013, 04:00 PM
Hi guys, im in Georgetown inside DC right now... Neat place..
Holiday or work mate?
Muddy
04-28-2013, 06:41 PM
Holiday or work mate?
Family get together with lots of distant relatives of the wife!
Hugh_Janus
04-28-2013, 06:43 PM
I hate shit like that
Hal-9000
04-28-2013, 06:44 PM
Muddy can you see 'Bama from where you are? Wave to him for me pls
Hal-9000
04-28-2013, 06:45 PM
my geography sucks :lol:
Muddy
04-28-2013, 06:51 PM
My wife is a direct relative of a man that had pie factorys in 10 cities.. 1600 employees, 50,000 pies a day.. I wont mention the name of the company to protect her privacy..
Hal-9000
04-28-2013, 06:52 PM
she's the relative of a pie magnate????
Please adopt me
Hugh_Janus
04-28-2013, 06:52 PM
with some google-fu, the relative info could be found.... :popcorn:
Muddy
04-28-2013, 06:55 PM
It was pretty cool.. If you get a minute google "Georgetown in DC"
Muddy
04-28-2013, 06:58 PM
she's the relative of a pie magnate????
Please adopt me
Sorry...15,000 employees.. Yow!
Hugh_Janus
04-28-2013, 07:29 PM
a papercut on the ol' jap's eye would be quite painful
Goofy
04-28-2013, 07:42 PM
My wife is a direct relative of a man that had pie factorys in 10 cities.. 1600 employees, 50,000 pies a day.. I wont mention the name of the company to protect her privacy..
You married Miss Pukka? :-k
http://i.imgur.com/HTHqbWi.jpg
a papercut on the ol' jap's eye would be quite painful
I dont even what to know what made you think of that. :wha:
Lambchop
04-28-2013, 09:12 PM
I actually reached into my boxers and cupped the head of my penis after reading that.
Richard Cranium
04-28-2013, 09:24 PM
Fucking allergies!!
Muddy
04-28-2013, 09:37 PM
You married Miss Pukka? :-k
http://i.imgur.com/HTHqbWi.jpg
No Pukka. These are real pies..
http://i.imgur.com/ud80Tf1.jpg
redred
04-28-2013, 10:16 PM
That was a long drunk walk home
Hugh_Janus
04-28-2013, 10:27 PM
That was a long drunk walk home
I remember thinking that once.... then I realised I was walking back the way I came. I must have walked all the way around a round about or something.... it was fucking miles :facepalm:
Hugh_Janus
04-28-2013, 10:38 PM
I fuckin love crackers
DemonGeminiX
04-28-2013, 11:37 PM
Boobs
DemonGeminiX
04-29-2013, 12:19 AM
I think I would like to control the rate of passage of time.
:-k
Fodster
04-29-2013, 12:28 AM
I think Monday is going to be a very long day
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