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DemonGeminiX
04-29-2013, 12:29 AM
:nono:

I haven't figured out how to do it yet.

Fodster
04-29-2013, 12:34 AM
Let me know when you do please :-s

Teh One Who Knocks
04-29-2013, 10:23 AM
I fuckin love crackers

:racist:

Teh One Who Knocks
04-29-2013, 10:30 AM
Sometimes Craigslist totally surprises me

redred
04-29-2013, 10:37 AM
:lol: what you found?

Teh One Who Knocks
04-29-2013, 10:43 AM
Nope, what I wanted to get rid of...when we moved in there was a bunch of cinder blocks in the shape of a rectangle in the backyard half buried in the ground. I'm guessing they had a storage shed or something on them at one time and they used the blocks to level it. I asked everyone I knew if they wanted them, but nobody did. Put a listing on Craigslist for them for free, you haul and they are yours, and I got 12 responses in less than an hour.

Teh One Who Knocks
04-29-2013, 11:15 AM
Just saw that Phoenix hit 100° yesterday for the first time this year already...I sure hope it's not gonna be another long and hot summer :|

DemonGeminiX
04-29-2013, 11:25 AM
Just saw that Phoenix hit 100° yesterday for the first time this year already...I sure hope it's not gonna be another long and hot summer :|

It more than likely will be.

DemonGeminiX
04-29-2013, 11:27 AM
Hey Lance, are you selling a Gen3 Glock 17 on armslist?

:-k

Teh One Who Knocks
04-29-2013, 11:36 AM
Hey Lance, are you selling a Gen3 Glock 17 on armslist?

:-k

Nope, don't own a Glock, and even if I did, I wouldn't sell it.

DemonGeminiX
04-29-2013, 11:39 AM
You don't sell your guns or do you value Glocks that highly?

:-k

Teh One Who Knocks
04-29-2013, 11:43 AM
I don't sell any of my guns

minz
04-29-2013, 05:52 PM
It's so cold tonight I might join Boy in his vivarium, at least it's warm in there :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
04-29-2013, 05:58 PM
:sleepy:

minz
04-29-2013, 06:11 PM
I'm tired too might be an early night for me.

Hal-9000
04-29-2013, 06:21 PM
It's so cold tonight I might join Boy in his vivarium, at least it's warm in there :lol:


soooo Minz.....is your vivarium hot today? :naughty:

Hugh_Janus
04-29-2013, 06:36 PM
:racist:

Hal-9000
04-29-2013, 06:54 PM
I saw a picture of Minz's vivarium once.....



:wank:

Muddy
04-29-2013, 06:56 PM
I'd like to see her vulva.

Hal-9000
04-29-2013, 07:11 PM
I think she traded the Vulva for a Fiat....more room and better acceleration :lol:

Hugh_Janus
04-29-2013, 07:17 PM
I think she traded the Vulva for a Fiat....more room and better acceleration :lol:

I can't bring myself to say what popped into my head there :lol:

Hal-9000
04-29-2013, 07:24 PM
where is that chicken gif?? :lol:

Hugh_Janus
04-29-2013, 07:25 PM
I'm off to vent some frustration by destroying some fuckers on forza

:itsonlikedonkeykong:

Goofy
04-29-2013, 07:28 PM
I'm off to vent some frustration by destroying some fuckers on forza

:itsonlikedonkeykong:

Funny that, i'm considering a blast on Need For Speed Underground, started playing it again recently - forgot how addictive it was :lol: My MX-5 is the dogs! :cool:

minz
04-29-2013, 08:05 PM
soooo Minz.....is your vivarium hot today? :naughty:


I saw a picture of Minz's vivarium once.....



:wank:


I'd like to see her vulva.


I think she traded the Vulva for a Fiat....more room and better acceleration :lol:

:roll:


I can't bring myself to say what popped into my head there :lol:

No, Dont!

Hal-9000
04-29-2013, 09:12 PM
no wonder snakes don't like to go into your vivarium...it's too cold



:lol:

minz
04-29-2013, 09:16 PM
no wonder snakes don't like to go into your vivarium...it's too cold



:lol:

:slap:

Hal-9000
04-29-2013, 09:28 PM
:(

DemonGeminiX
04-29-2013, 11:55 PM
where is that chicken gif?? :lol:

:-k


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A43JOxLa5MM

minz
04-29-2013, 11:59 PM
And I thought the Canadian geese were noisy :lol:

minz
04-30-2013, 12:27 AM
Just looked in on Pete, poor old girl is deteriorating but she did at least eat 2 of the 3 chicks. :(

Teh One Who Knocks
04-30-2013, 10:37 AM
Still tired :sleepy:

Teh One Who Knocks
04-30-2013, 01:54 PM
I hate my office this time of year...freezing in here in the morning and fucking hot in the late morning/afternoon

Hugh_Janus
04-30-2013, 07:42 PM
I fink u freeky and I like you a lot

redred
04-30-2013, 07:52 PM
tyres are doing well on ebay should make at least £150 :woot:

Hal-9000
04-30-2013, 10:20 PM
:shock:

I just got processed (performance review)

DemonGeminiX
05-01-2013, 03:10 AM
I just farted.








It smelled really really bad.

Hal-9000
05-01-2013, 01:37 PM
I just farted.








It smelled really really bad.


When the brown guys at work decide to change the relative humidity of the room with a bad one, I always scream - HOPE IT DIDN'T TASTE THAT BAD WHEN YOU ATE IT!!!! :x

Muddy
05-01-2013, 02:41 PM
:shock:

I just got processed (performance review)

And the verdict?

Hal-9000
05-01-2013, 03:06 PM
And the verdict?

Incredibly high marks in most categories...I feel I was over rated in some. It is nice to finally have a supervisor who understands the extra things I do.

Company is shutting down offices out east so no more money...but being recognized is half the battle :thumbsup:


thanks for asking

Muddy
05-01-2013, 03:18 PM
Incredibly high marks in most categories...I feel I was over rated in some. It is nice to finally have a supervisor who understands the extra things I do.

Company is shutting down offices out east so no more money...but being recognized is half the battle :thumbsup:


thanks for asking

Deport some of those Djangos and make you the MAN..

deebakes
05-01-2013, 03:19 PM
there are black people in canada? :shock:

Hal-9000
05-01-2013, 03:43 PM
Deport some of those Djangos and make you the MAN..

my supervisor is a Django and he heard that!! :lol:

Hal-9000
05-01-2013, 06:02 PM
whoa...my supervisor just sent a city-wide email.


Our downtown has been closed off due a suspicious package showing up at the courthouse :shock:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-01-2013, 06:04 PM
That happened here last week or the week before....turned out to be a false alarm

Hal-9000
05-01-2013, 06:09 PM
now we'll have 900 CSR's and sales reps emailing us/calling us and whining - how come our clients didn't get their packages today??????


effin tools, honestly :roll:

PorkChopSandwiches
05-01-2013, 06:13 PM
:rip: FBD

Hal-9000
05-01-2013, 06:17 PM
I didn't pick him in the pool :sad2:

deebakes
05-01-2013, 06:21 PM
did you even participate for 2013 :hal: ? :-k

Hal-9000
05-01-2013, 06:22 PM
no, I think it's in bad taste


(and yes, I said that :lol:)

deebakes
05-01-2013, 06:24 PM
i think it is too :twisted:

Hal-9000
05-01-2013, 07:26 PM
i think it is too :twisted:

'..had to agree to custom designed user agreements prior..'


you're still making me laugh :lol:

deebakes
05-01-2013, 08:01 PM
:dance::cheerlead:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-01-2013, 09:16 PM
I'm about ready close the whole fucking news section

Hal-9000
05-01-2013, 09:21 PM
:(

please don't....then I'll have to buy a newspaper daily...and I'm serious

Hugh_Janus
05-01-2013, 09:42 PM
I'm thirsty

Hal-9000
05-01-2013, 09:43 PM
I'm thirsty

I'm hal, pleased to meet you :hi:

Hugh_Janus
05-01-2013, 09:44 PM
go fuck yourself, grass :hand:

minz
05-01-2013, 09:47 PM
go fuck yourself, grass :hand:

You deserved to be snitched on. :hand:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-01-2013, 09:50 PM
Bwahahahahahaha....busted :lol:

Hal-9000
05-01-2013, 09:55 PM
go fuck yourself, grass :hand:


now where was that other post you made about Minz from 14 months ago...




:lol:

Hal-9000
05-01-2013, 10:06 PM
*as Hugh madly checks the last 100 pages of his own posts*



:lol:

Hugh_Janus
05-01-2013, 10:24 PM
you think I'm going to be sifting through all that drivel? :lol:

Hal-9000
05-01-2013, 10:25 PM
on your cutting edge computer we wouldn't see you for a month :lol:


what the hell is 'grass' anyways?

Hugh_Janus
05-01-2013, 10:27 PM
tattletale/rat/snitch etc

minz
05-01-2013, 10:30 PM
I may just have to post a voice message about Hugh. :-k

minz
05-01-2013, 10:33 PM
My thoughts on Hugh... :d

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FbBE7yaVoG

Teh One Who Knocks
05-01-2013, 10:52 PM
on your cutting edge computer we wouldn't see you for a month :lol:


what the hell is 'grass' anyways?

Hay is for horses,
Grass is for cows,
Pigs don't eat it,
Because they don't know how

:)

Muddy
05-02-2013, 01:00 AM
Post god damn it! I cant do all the work!

DemonGeminiX
05-02-2013, 05:30 AM
Shatner is 82 years old. I did not realize that.

deebakes
05-02-2013, 01:32 PM
10 inches of snow in may :x

Teh One Who Knocks
05-02-2013, 01:34 PM
10 inches of snow in may :x

Quitcher bitchin', we got the same thing here yesterday :hand:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-02-2013, 01:34 PM
10 inches of snow in may :x

Quitcher bitchin', we got the same thing here yesterday :hand:

Muddy
05-02-2013, 02:21 PM
Yup, it will be sad to see them go

Morgan freeman too.

Muddy
05-02-2013, 02:21 PM
Yup, it will be sad to see them go

Morgan freeman too.

deebakes
05-02-2013, 02:40 PM
Quitcher bitchin', we got the same thing here yesterday :hand:

but you live in the mountains :shrug:

deebakes
05-02-2013, 02:41 PM
Quitcher bitchin', we got the same thing here yesterday :hand:

but you live in the mountains :shrug:

minz
05-02-2013, 05:46 PM
I've spent the whole afternoon spring cleaning this place it looks like a show home. :d only problem is.... I dont want to make a coffee now because I'm afraid I'll make a mess and spoil all my hard work. :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-02-2013, 06:32 PM
Shatner is 82 years old. I did not realize that.

Yup, his birthday was just a few weeks ago

Muddy
05-02-2013, 06:45 PM
Shatner, Willie, Takai, Eastwood.. We have some real legends getting on up there...

Teh One Who Knocks
05-02-2013, 06:46 PM
Yup, it will be sad to see them go

DemonGeminiX
05-02-2013, 07:00 PM
Happy birthday, Dad. I miss you.

Hal-9000
05-02-2013, 11:08 PM
wow, is my chair ever farting a lot today....I may have to get it fixed :lol:

DemonGeminiX
05-02-2013, 11:13 PM
wow, is my chair ever farting a lot today....I may have to get it fixed :lol:

I have something really mean in mind as a response, but I'll be nice in honor of my father's birthday.

Hal-9000
05-02-2013, 11:18 PM
thanks DAD




:lol:

minz
05-03-2013, 06:54 PM
Boy has finally shed his skin so I should be able to get some nice pictures of him soon, I'll post as and when. :d

Hal-9000
05-03-2013, 06:55 PM
Tarzan, Jane, Cheetah and BOY all sitting around the table as a family :lol:

minz
05-03-2013, 06:56 PM
I can't think of a name for him, I've used up all the boys names I like on the girls :lol:

Hal-9000
05-03-2013, 06:57 PM
:lol: you're such a dork-ette

minz
05-03-2013, 06:58 PM
:lol: I should just call him Molly and be done with it. :d

Hal-9000
05-03-2013, 07:00 PM
you're giving reptiles gender identification issues, it ain't right :lol:

minz
05-03-2013, 07:01 PM
I don't think he'll be too fussed so long as I don't decorate his Viv pink. :lol:


See now you're giving me idea's :-k

Hal-9000
05-03-2013, 07:02 PM
why not dress him in a little girl's snake outfit too? :x

I hear they adore the hats

minz
05-03-2013, 07:03 PM
Wait for the pictures :lol:

DemonGeminiX
05-03-2013, 07:11 PM
I think my registration went down.

:-k

redred
05-03-2013, 07:19 PM
Bitty the milk snake

minz
05-03-2013, 07:21 PM
:lol: I am not calling him Bitty, can you imagine the stick my kids would give me for that, I'd never hear the end of it. :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-03-2013, 08:59 PM
I'm exhausted

Hal-9000
05-03-2013, 09:08 PM
we just had the best combined work lunch ever...

BBQ'ed steaks
french fries
potatoes
potato chips, hickory sticks
salad
niblet corn
mushrooms, onions
garlic bread
ice cream



I think I'm gonna blow! :burp: :yumyum:

deebakes
05-03-2013, 09:15 PM
i like asparagus but hate asparagus piss...

Hal-9000
05-03-2013, 09:22 PM
yeah it tastes funny

deebakes
05-03-2013, 09:27 PM
and smells god awful :puke:

Hal-9000
05-03-2013, 09:32 PM
plug your nose while you drink it? :-s

DemonGeminiX
05-05-2013, 05:58 AM
Come down and waste away with me...
Down with me...
Slow how you wanted it to be...
I'm over my head, out of her head she sang...


And alt-013 works pretty good for the lack of the Enter key response.

Hal-9000
05-05-2013, 06:12 AM
*returns keyboard due to lack of alt-13 button*



:x

Hal-9000
05-05-2013, 06:13 AM
alt + F12 just turned off the lights in my house









:-s oops

DemonGeminiX
05-05-2013, 06:18 AM
Yeah, it's pretty bad to be lazy enough to not want to fire up one of the other 3 browsers I have installed to use the enter key that refuses to work on the forum while using IE.

:dunno:

Hal-9000
05-05-2013, 06:20 AM
that's one of the strangest glitches I've ever heard of :lol:

Hal-9000
05-05-2013, 06:21 AM
except for the time I tried the insert+home+numlock+pagedown combo..

my toilet went into hibernate mode

DemonGeminiX
05-05-2013, 06:22 AM
It was happening before but Goofy did something to fix it. After one of the times the forum went down, it started happening again.

:idk:

Hal-9000
05-05-2013, 06:25 AM
The forum software affected one of your keyboard keys, but only though a certain browser??


just give me some time to digest that..










whoa

http://i.imgur.com/aGBqJRI.jpg

DemonGeminiX
05-05-2013, 06:29 AM
They say it's just IE. IE works fine every where else. What can I do? I don't always feel like firing up Firefox/Chrome/Opera. I just reach for IE by default when farting around in Windows.

DemonGeminiX
05-05-2013, 06:34 AM
Summer's coming...

Hugh_Janus
05-05-2013, 08:05 AM
fill my heart with song and let me sing fooooooooooorever morrrrre

fuck yeah! :dance:

Leefro
05-05-2013, 09:36 AM
Today I will be doing something I don't like doing but it needs to be done

minz
05-05-2013, 09:36 AM
Today I will be doing something I don't like doing but it needs to be done

You're going to work?

Leefro
05-05-2013, 11:28 AM
Nope

For this young fella I am off till next Monday

I will be going to the pictures I hate going but I need to see Evil Dead Remake on the big screen

DemonGeminiX
05-05-2013, 02:02 PM
Israel and Syria. I have a feeling that this is gonna spiral out of control.



And today is Cinco de Mayo... I'm actually going to go out to a Mexican restaurant for dinner today.

:lol:

deebakes
05-05-2013, 03:54 PM
potty training a dog is a lot of work :(

DemonGeminiX
05-05-2013, 05:55 PM
:-s

So 'sit' and 'lay down' wasn't enough? You had to try to get the dog to use the toilet too? Does it read the newspaper in there?

deebakes
05-05-2013, 05:59 PM
she only looks at the pictures, i read the articles :hand:

DemonGeminiX
05-05-2013, 06:02 PM
Does she get mad if you don't leave the toilet seat down after you're done?

:-k

RBP
05-05-2013, 06:38 PM
I sucked at golf today. Bad. Really bad.

minz
05-05-2013, 07:24 PM
I sucked at golf today. Bad. Really bad.

Aren't you supposed to hit the ball not suck on it, they're not sweeties you know.

PorkChopSandwiches
05-05-2013, 07:24 PM
I sucked at moving my network. My advice if you are going to start moving equipment to a new subnet....setup a local DNS server or suffer the wrath of MS

RBP
05-05-2013, 07:29 PM
Aren't you supposed to hit the ball not suck on it, they're not sweeties you know.

But you're a sweetie... :-k

minz
05-05-2013, 07:42 PM
But you're a sweetie... :-k

Eh, you're not sucking on me mate. :lol:





That's Hals job :oops:

Jezter
05-05-2013, 08:01 PM
I sucked at moving my network. My advice if you are going to start moving equipment to a new subnet....setup a local DNS server or suffer the wrath of MS

Or hire me to do it for you.

Jezter
05-05-2013, 08:02 PM
Eh, you're not sucking on me mate. :lol:





That's Hals job :oops:
:shock:

minz
05-05-2013, 08:05 PM
Yeah yeah, I can shock when I want to. :lol:

Jezter
05-05-2013, 08:10 PM
Yeah yeah, I can shock when I want to. :lol:

I see you are finally learning from us. :D

minz
05-05-2013, 08:16 PM
I see you are finally learning from us. :D

If you can't beat em, join em. :lol:

Jezter
05-05-2013, 08:20 PM
If you can't beat em, join em. :lol:

Smart girl. :tup:

minz
05-05-2013, 08:22 PM
Smart girl. :tup:

I'm still not going in those threads though. :lol:

Jezter
05-05-2013, 08:23 PM
I'm still not going in those threads though. :lol:

You can start your own...THAT kind of thread. IfyouknowwhatImean... :naughty:

minz
05-05-2013, 08:24 PM
You can start your own...THAT kind of thread. IfyouknowwhatImean... :naughty:

Keep dreaming sweetie. :tup:

Jezter
05-05-2013, 08:25 PM
Keep dreaming sweetie. :tup:

http://whitsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/okay-meme-face.jpg

minz
05-05-2013, 08:27 PM
:lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
05-05-2013, 09:07 PM
Or hire me to do it for you.

Can you program cisco?

redred
05-05-2013, 09:09 PM
Webby can send him a pm or see if he's over his site

RBP
05-05-2013, 09:15 PM
Can you program cisco?

http://i.imgur.com/5BaB57U.jpg

RBP
05-05-2013, 09:17 PM
Eh, you're not sucking on me mate. :lol:





That's Hals job :oops:

http://i.imgur.com/nXRPtXD.jpg

That was posted om imgur today. I rolled.

http://imgur.com/gallery/YsvDaAy

Southern Belle
05-06-2013, 01:17 AM
meh

deebakes
05-06-2013, 01:47 AM
http://i.imgur.com/5BaB57U.jpg

:lol:

Jezter
05-06-2013, 05:35 AM
Can you program cisco?

Yes. Recently delved into HP routers and switches too.

Hugh_Janus
05-06-2013, 07:06 AM
:fuckyeah: :dance:

Leefro
05-06-2013, 09:35 AM
Bank Holiday = Shit Weather

Something is up

Teh One Who Knocks
05-06-2013, 10:40 AM
*sigh*

Hal-9000
05-06-2013, 02:10 PM
http://i.imgur.com/nXRPtXD.jpg

That was posted om imgur today. I rolled.

http://imgur.com/gallery/YsvDaAy


how come my 15 minutes always come with therapy?



:lol: nice one and thanks

Hal-9000
05-06-2013, 04:11 PM
One of our regular couriers comes in today, finds the ghey, deaf guy and in a loud voice:

How can you tell you're at a gay picnic? The hotdogs taste like shit..







:rofl: I had to leave the area

Teh One Who Knocks
05-06-2013, 04:31 PM
:lol:

DemonGeminiX
05-06-2013, 05:21 PM
Hahahaha...

Hal-9000
05-06-2013, 09:13 PM
Lance has been suspiciously absent from the proceedings this afternoon...I feel a disturbance in the force :|

minz
05-06-2013, 09:15 PM
It's Monday :dunno:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-06-2013, 09:15 PM
Just tired and semi-busy....

Could be in a better mood too :(

Hal-9000
05-06-2013, 09:17 PM
Just tired and semi-busy....

Could be in a better mood too :(


*tickles sensitive underside*


:)

Hugh_Janus
05-06-2013, 10:56 PM
Just tired and semi-busy....

Could be in a better mood too :(

:snapout:

I need to ger back into shape... the muscle I had is turning into soft nonsense

Muddy
05-06-2013, 11:16 PM
*tickles sensitive underside*


:)

:ewww:

Hugh_Janus
05-06-2013, 11:27 PM
aka reacharound :lmao:

redred
05-07-2013, 11:49 AM
outlook is shit i want hotmail back :sad2:

Leefro
05-07-2013, 11:51 AM
A nice warm day for an away game

Teh One Who Knocks
05-07-2013, 11:53 AM
outlook is shit i want hotmail back :sad2:

Are you using an e-mail client or online e-mail? I like Thunderbird as a replacement for Outlook as an e-mail client if you are using desktop software.

DemonGeminiX
05-07-2013, 12:57 PM
He uses the web-based outlook.com that MS constructed to replace hotmail. And I agree, compared to straight up hotmail, outlook sucks.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-07-2013, 12:59 PM
Then change to Yahoo or Gmail :dunno:

DemonGeminiX
05-07-2013, 01:02 PM
I already have Gmail and Yahoo accounts, multiple identities on both, as well as other web-based email services.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-07-2013, 01:02 PM
:suspect:

DemonGeminiX
05-07-2013, 01:05 PM
My hotmail account is mainly used for family and friends, and I don't change it because that's the account they all know me by. It's more for their benefit than mine. I use one of my Gmail accounts for business and career stuff, and my Yahoo and other accounts for forums and other internet related activities. They're used to keep my identity separate from my online activities.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-07-2013, 01:07 PM
*phones Homeland Security*

DemonGeminiX
05-07-2013, 01:11 PM
You hear all the time of people being canned over stuff they posted on Facebook and other social networking sites. You can be tracked all over the place if your name gets attached to things. That shit follows you around. It's better to keep it all as separate as possible.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-07-2013, 01:12 PM
*phones the NSA*

DemonGeminiX
05-07-2013, 01:13 PM
Alright, be that way.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-07-2013, 01:14 PM
I'm just doing my duty, citizen :hand:

DemonGeminiX
05-07-2013, 01:16 PM
Don't forget to give them your full name and tell them exactly where you were and what you were doing when you're filing your report.

:tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-07-2013, 01:26 PM
You know I'm a dreamer
But my heart's of gold
I had to run away high
So, I wouldn't come home low

DemonGeminiX
05-07-2013, 03:29 PM
My mind's playin' tricks on me.

Hugh_Janus
05-07-2013, 06:56 PM
I don't believe in coincidences

Hal-9000
05-07-2013, 08:21 PM
I don't believe in Criss Angel

PorkChopSandwiches
05-07-2013, 08:25 PM
My mind's playin' tricks on me.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsxviugcTB1qi99ico1_1318399549_cover.jpg

Muddy
05-07-2013, 08:27 PM
Thems the niggas I be seein in my sleep..

Hal-9000
05-07-2013, 08:29 PM
Mike Tythson heard that :x

Teh One Who Knocks
05-07-2013, 09:08 PM
Thems the niggas I be seein in my sleep..

http://i.imgur.com/W7TjE5l.jpg

Hal-9000
05-07-2013, 09:26 PM
good gawd he's making the duck face too :lol:

minz
05-07-2013, 10:10 PM
I think I've finally decided on a name for Boy... :-k

Hugh_Janus
05-07-2013, 10:17 PM
gaffer samson?

Hal-9000
05-07-2013, 10:17 PM
Bitty-Boy!

minz
05-07-2013, 10:19 PM
Dexter, Dex for short.

minz
05-07-2013, 10:20 PM
I'm going to take another look at the baby bull snake on Thursday so I may be back to square one looking for another name :lol:

Hal-9000
05-07-2013, 10:46 PM
Dexter, Dex for short.

call him Trouser..

Teh One Who Knocks
05-07-2013, 10:50 PM
How come my g/f and her daughter are the ones that wanted the dog the most, but I'm the one that has to go clean the dog shit out of the back yard?

Teh One Who Knocks
05-07-2013, 10:51 PM
I think I've finally decided on a name for Boy... :-k

Ruttager :thumbsup:

Hal-9000
05-07-2013, 10:51 PM
How come my g/f and her daughter are the ones that wanted the dog the most, but I'm the one that has to go clean the dog shit out of the back yard?

sounds like a good responsibility building exercise for the daughter :tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-07-2013, 10:53 PM
sounds like a good responsibility building exercise for the daughter :tup:

My thoughts exactly

Hugh_Janus
05-07-2013, 11:12 PM
How come my g/f and her daughter are the ones that wanted the dog the most, but I'm the one that has to go clean the dog shit out of the back yard?
cos you're obviously too god daamn soft :slap:
call him Trouser..

or the one eyed purple headed spitting

KevinD
05-08-2013, 12:02 AM
How come my g/f and her daughter are the ones that wanted the dog the most, but I'm the one that has to go clean the dog shit out of the back yard?

Cause that's ALWAYS the way it works, :lol:

DemonGeminiX
05-08-2013, 02:37 PM
Once! Upon a time! I could control myself!

Jezter
05-08-2013, 02:40 PM
Bitty-Boy!

Itty Bitty Titty Bo-Bo.

Altough Itty bitty titty does not reflect the owner really...

minz
05-08-2013, 02:59 PM
Itty Bitty Titty Bo-Bo.

Altough Itty bitty titty does not reflect the owner really...

No mine are not itty bitty I'm afraid to say, wouldn't that be nice, I could wear a low cut dress without having to wrestle them back in every 10 minutes. :lol:

Muddy
05-08-2013, 03:01 PM
My thoughts exactly

Certain things are your responsibility.. Dog shit is one of them. The trash is the other.

minz
05-08-2013, 03:02 PM
Certain things are your responsibility.. Dog shit is one of them. The trash is the other.

Don't forget cleaning the car too. :tup:



:lol:

Jezter
05-08-2013, 03:03 PM
No mine are not itty bitty I'm afraid to say, wouldn't that be nice, I could wear a low cut dress without having to wrestle them back in every 10 minutes. :lol:

Just strap them on with some VS pushups and let them enjoy the sunshine. :D

Muddy
05-08-2013, 03:03 PM
Don't forget cleaning the car too. :tup:



:lol:

Yeah that too.. *grumble*

minz
05-08-2013, 03:04 PM
Just strap them on with some VS pushups and let them enjoy the sunshine. :D

More like a hammock to keep my puppies under contol. :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-08-2013, 03:28 PM
Help, I'm steppin' into the twilight zone
Place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned
My beacon's been moved under moon and star
Where am I to go now that I've gone too far?

redred
05-08-2013, 03:39 PM
i may diy drain my sinuses just can't find out how to do it on the internet some may just use a drill

Teh One Who Knocks
05-08-2013, 03:43 PM
i may diy drain my sinuses just can't find out how to do it on the internet some may just use a drill

http://www.netipots.co.uk/

Hal-9000
05-08-2013, 03:46 PM
i may diy drain my sinuses just can't find out how to do it on the internet some may just use a drill

just use some of that crappy Bolivian marching powder :tup:

minz
05-08-2013, 03:49 PM
i may diy drain my sinuses just can't find out how to do it on the internet some may just use a drill

Try this. :lol:

http://i.imgur.com/NhszjBI.jpg

Hal-9000
05-08-2013, 04:04 PM
finished reading No Easy Day by one of the SEALS who shot Osama Bin Laden


quick read (my copy was 230 pages) and written by an obvious amateur...gives a small amount of insight into SEAL training, the last 75 pages of the book were excellent :thumbsup:

redred
05-08-2013, 04:15 PM
just use some of that crappy Bolivian marching powder :tup:

i'm saving myself for a gig at the end of the month :lol:

Noilly Pratt
05-08-2013, 04:35 PM
Help, I'm steppin' into the twilight zone
Place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned
My beacon's been moved under moon and star
Where am I to go now that I've gone too far?

No foolin' - I always thought it was..

"Places in the house, feels like being zoned
My recon's been moved under moon and star"

Thks...

Pony
05-08-2013, 04:38 PM
Try this. :lol:

http://i.imgur.com/NhszjBI.jpg

He might get pregnant.

Noilly Pratt
05-08-2013, 04:38 PM
My thoughts exactly

Agreed...we tried that and failed with our Guinea Pig. Our 10 year old did nothing to help with its care even though she said she would. BUT, we did get her to help eventually...

I'm finding that she'll buy in more if we say "how about the dog (for you, GP for me) is under your care for Tuesdays and Thursdays? It works for our daughter...

minz
05-08-2013, 04:43 PM
He might get pregnant.

:-k Reds a girl? :shock:

redred
05-08-2013, 04:50 PM
:shock: i'm scared to check now

DemonGeminiX
05-08-2013, 08:50 PM
Guilty!

Teh One Who Knocks
05-09-2013, 10:50 AM
When will Friday get here? :wha:

DemonGeminiX
05-09-2013, 11:03 AM
:-s

Tomorrow.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-09-2013, 11:04 AM
Tomorrow never comes :nono:

DemonGeminiX
05-09-2013, 11:09 AM
Today is Thursday. Tomorrow is Friday. Given that a day only lasts 24 hours, it can't stay Thursday forever. In fact, 7 hours of today has already passed in my time zone, so there's only 17 hours left before Thursday ends. When Thursday ends, it will be Friday. Since Friday is tomorrow, tomorrow will, in fact, come. QED.

:nana:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-09-2013, 11:10 AM
Tomorrow never comes :nono:

DemonGeminiX
05-09-2013, 11:14 AM
Sure it does. It's only a day away.

[-(

Teh One Who Knocks
05-09-2013, 11:25 AM
It's always today :nono:

Pony
05-09-2013, 11:38 AM
What about before?

DemonGeminiX
05-09-2013, 11:40 AM
Ah, I see. It's 'Broken Record Lance' day. And it's so pretty outside too. Maybe I'll go outside today. It's supposed to get up to 82° and be clear all day.

:tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-09-2013, 11:42 AM
What about before?

There is no before, only Zuul :nono:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-09-2013, 11:44 AM
Ah, I see. It's 'Broken Record Lance' day. And it's so pretty outside too. Maybe I'll go outside today. It's supposed to get up to 82° and be clear all day.

:tup:

:care:

Muddy
05-09-2013, 12:34 PM
http://i.imgur.com/N5ITwR0.jpg

DemonGeminiX
05-09-2013, 01:36 PM
That's one thing that's been effectively dealt with. Now I've got... 20 more things to do. Time to run.

Pony
05-09-2013, 04:14 PM
What a crappy day.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-09-2013, 05:18 PM
It's not even noon yet :|

Hal-9000
05-09-2013, 05:20 PM
My jaw is on fire and it's such a beautiful day :(





good thing I took tomorrow off as a holiday :dance:

Hugh_Janus
05-09-2013, 05:46 PM
What a crappy day.

word.... glad mine is over :wha:

Hugh_Janus
05-09-2013, 05:53 PM
Fucking BBC.... you suck hairy ass and I hope you all die

minz
05-09-2013, 05:53 PM
Fucking BBC.... you suck hairy ass and I hope you all die

Good mood then? :d

Hugh_Janus
05-09-2013, 06:02 PM
no.... well, I wasn't until you turned up :naughty:

Hal-9000
05-09-2013, 06:28 PM
no.... well, I wasn't until you turned up :naughty:



http://i42.tinypic.com/5vfpk.jpg

Hugh_Janus
05-09-2013, 06:33 PM
:busted:

actually, I'm not busted.... I'm still in a bad mood

minz
05-09-2013, 06:54 PM
:busted:

actually, I'm not busted.... I'm still in a bad mood

Awwwe what's wrong boiyo? :empathy:


I said that in my best Welsh accent just for you. :d

minz
05-09-2013, 07:09 PM
Everyones a bit giddy on here today, maybe it's something in the water... :-k

deebakes
05-09-2013, 07:20 PM
i have no idea what has happened :idk:

all about me! :?

Hugh_Janus
05-09-2013, 07:24 PM
Awwwe what's wrong boiyo? :empathy:


I said that in my best Welsh accent just for you. :d
short answer: everything :facepalm:

and do that accent in that coice thing I can't use :lol;

minz
05-09-2013, 07:26 PM
short answer: everything :facepalm:

and do that accent in that coice thing I can't use :lol;

My Welsh accent is crap. :sad2:

redred
05-09-2013, 08:27 PM
Baaaaa any good?

redred
05-09-2013, 08:29 PM
Wonder who's cleaning up the crap on here today

KevinD
05-10-2013, 12:51 AM
I'm pissed off. Seems I missed the big group drug fest today...:shock:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-10-2013, 10:28 AM
My g/f has never heard of Ray Bradbury or Fahrenheit 451 :facepalm:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-10-2013, 10:45 AM
What should have been a routine and quick trip to the vet last night turned into 1-1/4 hours of sitting around :|

deebakes
05-10-2013, 11:24 AM
My g/f has never heard of Ray Bradbury...

is that the dude that invented the creme egg? :-k

Teh One Who Knocks
05-10-2013, 11:29 AM
is that the dude that invented the creme egg? :-k

:slap:

Muddy
05-10-2013, 12:40 PM
:lol: who?