Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs:

[Muddy]

Shit man that book was written in 1953, how is she sposed to know about that? :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Shit man that book was written in 1953, how is she sposed to know about that? :lol:

It's a classic! :slap:

[Muddy]

So was 'gone with the wind' but that doesn't mean everyone's seen it! And science fiction... and a chick? :lol: good luck.. :razz:

[deebakes]

chicks can't read anyways :shrug:

[minz]

I've just bought a tiny baby bull snake, please dont let me bring any more snakes home now.

[Muddy]

:house-of-horrors:

[DemonGeminiX]

Man, I need to shave. I'm lookin' all Jeremiah Johnson and shit.

[Noilly Pratt]

My g/f has never heard of Ray Bradbury or Fahrenheit 451 :facepalm:

At least she didn't say "Did Mr. Bradbury not get it right with Fahrenheit 1 - 450?" :)

I think a literature intervention is called for.

[Muddy]

I thought Michael Moore wrote that book?

[Noilly Pratt]

Man, I need to shave. I'm lookin' all Jeremiah Johnson and shit.

*Cue picky guitar music*

♪ Demon Gemini X made his way in to the mountains.... ♪ :)

[DemonGeminiX]

There's a small article in my local paper regarding my graduating class's 20 year high school reunion.

Hmmm...

[Muddy]

Shit! I have almost 20,000 posts here.. Ya'll better start treatin' me better.. [-(

[minz]

Shit! I have almost 20,000 posts here.. Ya'll better start treatin' me better.. [-(

Wow, the gobby one. :lol:

[deebakes]

Shit! I have almost 20,000 posts here.. Ya'll better start treatin' me better.. [-(

:ban:

[minz]

:lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Shit! I have almost 20,000 posts here.. Ya'll better start treatin' me better.. [-(

:slap:

[Muddy]

:x

[DemonGeminiX]

Dammit!!! My shower bench broke!!! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!

:x

[redred]

There's a small article in my local paper regarding my graduating class's 20 year high school reunion.

Hmmm...

you going?

i've never fancied doing a reunion myself as i didn't enjoy the school plus i can still see it from my bedroom window :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Not unless something changes so that I've got something to brag about in the next few months. As it currently stands, my life has been a sob story for the past 20 years, and I really don't want to be talking about it with people who didn't give enough of a shit to check in on me from time to time to see how I was doing. I probably wouldn't remember any of them to begin with.

I need a water sealer that works on metal.

:-k

[redred]

like a metal weld putty or a standard sealant ?

[deebakes]

Dammit!!! My shower bench broke!!! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!

:x

you alright holmes? :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

you alright holmes? :-k

Yeah, I'm fine. Just had to unexpectedly drop $130 to replace something I wasn't planning on replacing for at least another 6 months.

[DemonGeminiX]

like a metal weld putty or a standard sealant ?

Like a spray sealer to use to coat the chair in order to keep hard water from corroding the metal that these transfer benches are made out of.

[deebakes]

does it need to be made of metal? :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

does it need to be made of metal? :-k

I don't know if they need to be, but as far as I know, the frames of the benches always are.

:idk:

[deebakes]

don't they make them out of wood also? :-k

[redred]

Like a spray sealer to use to coat the chair in order to keep hard water from corroding the metal that these transfer benches are made out of.

ah i see ,something to coat all the metal frame

[DemonGeminiX]

don't they make them out of wood also? :-k

I'm not sure, but I wouldn't use one made out of wood. Don't think it would hold up to my abuse.

:lol:


ah i see ,something to coat all the metal frame

Yeah, the water where I live is really hard. It always reduces the expected lifespan of my shower benches. It's ridiculous how often I have to replace these damned things.

[redred]

i don't think wood would be any use but carbon fibre would work

[DemonGeminiX]

i don't think wood would be any use but carbon fibre would work

I don't really know anybody that makes transfer benches with carbon fiber, or anyone that works with carbon fiber at all for that matter.

:sad2:

[Hal-9000]

plastique :tup:

[Goofy]

I played liked a useless cunt today........

[redred]

so did the man city team

[minz]

Urgh football, I just don't see what the attraction is. :dunno:

[redred]

it's a man thing :tup:

[deebakes]

soccer is not for men :hand:

[redred]

ah but watching it in a pub drinking beer and cider is :tup:

[Jezter]

Urgh football, I just don't see what the attraction is. :dunno:


soccer is not for men :hand:

:slap: both of ya.

[deebakes]

the guys all fall down if someone gets close and hold their shin. everyone is afraid of kicking the ball because it might have a bomb in it :idk:

[DemonGeminiX]

I used liquid cement to superglue that bitch back together. I need the piece of shit to last until Wednesday or Thursday.

[deebakes]

good luck with that :tup:

[DemonGeminiX]

It's just one of the big old suction cup feet on the far leg that fell off.

http://i.imgur.com/vXHj1Tv.jpg

The screw is all rotted out, so I applied the glue to the cavity, the screw, the rubber, and the edge of the pipe that will touch the rubber. We'll see how well it holds in a few hours.

[deebakes]

you shouldn't do so much shower fuckin' :shrug:

[DemonGeminiX]

:sad2:

[Jezter]

the guys all fall down if someone gets close and hold their shin. everyone is afraid of kicking the ball because it might have a bomb in it :idk:

Maybe in MLS.

[DemonGeminiX]

Nope. Every league, Jez.

[RBP]

I should start a thread... reasons I am going to hell. Next up on the list, the high school girl at the bus stop this morning in Pink brand yoga pants. Dayum.

[Jezter]

Nope. Every league, Jez.

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh103/HellsPastry/Haters/1282965951566.gif

[Hal-9000]

I should start a thread... reasons I am going to hell. Next up on the list, the high school girl at the bus stop this morning in Pink brand yoga pants. Dayum.

I had this past Friday off and went to my coffee place....it was full of young ladies dressed for summer





:| I had to physically close my eyes and think of Porky in a thong to distract

[Teh One Who Knocks]

...Porky in a thong...

:drool:

[Hal-9000]

:drool:

:shock:




I said Porky in a thong, not BACON in a thong :slap:

[minz]

I should start a thread... reasons I am going to hell. Next up on the list, the high school girl at the bus stop this morning in Pink brand yoga pants. Dayum.

You would never get that list completed you'd run out of time trying to document it all. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

You would never get that list completed you'd run out of time trying to document it all. :lol:

he would have to figure in nap times too, so the event would probably happen before the list was done

[Hugh_Janus]

the guys all fall down if someone gets close and hold their shin. everyone is afraid of kicking the ball because it might have a bomb in it :idk:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC-H2wXK4T4

:rofl:

[Jezter]

Amy Schumer must be somehow related to Jay Leno. Dat.Chin! Daymn girl...it aint pretty! :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

maybe I'm going deaf
maybe I'm going blind
maybe I'm out of my miiiiiiiiiind

:dance:

[Hal-9000]

I've read two Stephen King books and No Easy Day (the SEALS who shot OSL) in the past 6 weeks....what next :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

Never talking...
Just keeps walking...
Spreading his magic...

[Leefro]

Why is the Lady newsreader on ABC keep wanting to nut the camera

[RBP]

Holy. Shit.

I have 2 final projects due Sunday. Not next week. This. Fucking. Sunday. :suicide:

[Leefro]

Is it not against the Law to text while driving in the USA

[RBP]

Is it not against the Law to text while driving in the USA

Varies by jurisdiction but it is illegal most places.

[Leefro]

Just seen a news clip on CBS News about it


Kills more than drink driving apparently but you are more likely to get jail for drink driving

only two states will jail you for texting

As the anal teen whore thread I maybe missing something

[RBP]

Just seen a news clip on CBS News about it


Kills more than drink driving apparently but you are more likely to get jail for drink driving

only two states will jail you for texting

As the anal teen whore thread I maybe missing something

Not sure, could be right.. but the laws are evolving quickly against it.

[KevinD]

Speaking of drinking and driving..Just head today that they (the feds I assume?) are trying to get the legal limit in the States down from .08 to .05. FFS, that's one beer for me.

[Leefro]

The Nigerian President has the best name EVER

[Leefro]

Speaking of drinking and driving..Just head today that they (the feds I assume?) are trying to get the legal limit in the States down from .08 to .05. FFS, that's one beer for me.

Yes that was the story that preceded the texting one

The one they are are trying to get it to is the same over here

BTW it saves lives

But that is only if you believe the stats

[Richard Cranium]

98% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

[Noilly Pratt]

Speaking of drinking and driving..Just head today that they (the feds I assume?) are trying to get the legal limit in the States down from .08 to .05. FFS, that's one beer for me.

That's what they changed it to here. Toughest drink driving laws in Canada: http://www.icbc.com/road-safety/safer-drivers/impaired-driving

It does force you to plan ahead. I was pretty pissed off when they first did it, but now we just make sure there is always a designated driver, and we take turns at that. Or, I'm in staggering distance from 2 pubs. And cabs are cheaper than the fine, anyway.

And, my wife doesn't drink, so I can go all Dean Martin if I want to. :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

One year anniversary with my g/f today.

[RBP]

One year anniversary with my g/f today.

Congrats. Doing anything to celebrate?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Congrats. Doing anything to celebrate?

Thanks :)

Since it's the middle of the week, probably just dinner and maybe a few drinks tonite.

[redred]

Congrats lance :tup:

[KevinD]

Hit her up for a trip around the world....:lol:

[Hal-9000]

One year anniversary with my g/f today.

Congratulations mon frere, treat her well and she'll do the same (it's a car rule but applies here as well) :tup:

[Muddy]

One year anniversary with my g/f today.

Congratulations, Lovemaster.

[Leefro]

One year anniversary with my g/f today.

God time flies fucking bye

Good Stuff :tup:

[deebakes]

One year anniversary with my g/f today.

:wank:

[DemonGeminiX]

One year anniversary with my g/f today.

Good job, man.

[Leefro]

I bet if Jimmy Saville was alive now he would love these Google Glasses

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

Damn! Dove reduced their bath bar size from 4.25 oz. to 3.17 oz. Those greedy fuckers!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My kingdom for a good night sleep :|

[minz]

The 'Boy' wrote his car off yesterday...... again....... I worry about that child of mine. :facepalm:

[Pony]

My kingdom for a good night sleep :|

I haven't been sleeping well at all either. Last night I woke up coughing (cut the grass yesterday) got up, took a benadryl and was out cold the rest of the night. Maybe I should start self medicating every night.


The 'Boy' wrote his car off yesterday...... again....... I worry about that child of mine. :facepalm:

Again? That's a scary thought.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The 'Boy' wrote his car off yesterday...... again....... I worry about that child of mine. :facepalm:

Deducted it on his taxes? :confused:


I haven't been sleeping well at all either. Last night I woke up coughing (cut the grass yesterday) got up, took a benadryl and was out cold the rest of the night. Maybe I should start self medicating every night.

I might need to take something, it's been 2 weeks now since I've had more than 4 hours of sleep....and it's usually less than that.

[deebakes]

My kingdom for a good night sleep :|

it was your anniversary, you're not supposed to get a good nights sleep ;)

[minz]

Again? That's a scary thought.

Yep, car No2 he's now written off in the space of two years, plus various other bumps in between. :meh:

[Pony]

Did you teach him how to drive?

:outtahere:

[Jezter]

Yep, car No2 he's now written off in the space of two years, plus various other bumps in between. :meh:

That's what you get from driving on the wrong side of the road!

[Muddy]

My kingdom for a good night sleep :|

Im drained like hell as well.

[redred]

:-s

Damn! Dove reduced their bath bar size from 4.25 oz. to 3.17 oz. Those greedy fuckers!

and people are getting bigger as well how are you meant to cope

[Muddy]

and people are getting bigger as well how are you meant to cope

:lol: A quart of ice cream is now a pint and a half also.. mother funkers..

[DemonGeminiX]

All I have to say is the market is ripe for a little honesty. The company that goes back to or starts giving you the normal amount for the price everybody else is charging for less is gonna make a killing.

[Muddy]

All I have to say is the market is ripe for a little honesty. The company that goes back to or starts giving you the normal amount for the price everybody else is charging for less is gonna make a killing.

I think its all just to keep prices low so you dont pay $8 for a quart of ice cream..

[DemonGeminiX]

Yet their executives are taking home ridiculous salaries...

[Muddy]

These guys salaries usually arent too crazy for the responsibility they carry.. It's the stock options and profit sharing that make them 80% of their loot.. Imagine making a 2% bonus based on Exxons profit based solely on growth..

[DemonGeminiX]

Gut the system.

[DemonGeminiX]

In other news... 3 scandals. Is the President gonna be impeached? We should set up a bet in the vbookie section.

:d

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Gut the system.

http://i.imgur.com/oKkV02d.gif

[Teh One Who Knocks]

In other news... 3 scandals. Is the President gonna be impeached? We should set up a bet in the vbookie section.

:d

Obama is like the Teflon Don, nothing sticks to him :|

[DemonGeminiX]

:roll:

Christ, my uncle's a nutcase. 2000 miles away and I can't get away from the man's lunacy.

[Hugh_Janus]

I'm going to feel like shit when I wake up at 6 :wha:

[Muddy]

Youre crazy man, go to bed..

[KevinD]

Awesome! SyFy is having a Star Trek Marathon today. For once, they're even showing them in order!

[Hugh_Janus]

I'm going to feel like shit when I wake up at 6 :wha:

sometimes I don't like being right :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

sometimes I don't like being right :lol:

Since you're never right, I see no problem :tup:


:nana:

[Hugh_Janus]

:sad2:

[Hugh_Janus]

and I smashed my thumb and index finger knuckle with my 3lb hammer today.... it still hurts like fuck.... why is it always on the man-swing I end up hitting myself? :facepalm:

[minz]

and I smashed my thumb and index finger knuckle with my 3lb hammer today.... it still hurts like fuck.... why is it always on the man-swing I end up hitting myself? :facepalm:

Bet you wont do that again? :rofl:


Awwwwe just kidding :empathy:

[Hugh_Janus]

Bet you wont do that again? :rofl:


Awwwwe just kidding :empathy:

wanna bet? :lol: The last time I hit it, almost the whole of my thumbnail was black

[minz]

wanna bet? :lol: The last time I hit it, almost the whole of my thumbnail was black

You sound like my child.... he never learns :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

its all part of the job :shrug:

I did once throw and I mean properly throw the hammer I hit myself with when working on a car on the side of the road.... how it never ended up going through someone's windscreen I'll never know

[minz]

its all part of the job :shrug:

I did once throw and I mean properly throw the hammer I hit myself with when working on a car on the side of the road.... how it never ended up going through someone's windscreen I'll never know

Oh my Son keeps writing his cars off :roll:

[Hugh_Janus]

I also drove a new ranger today.... its in a different league to the old one and much better than anything else in the class and I really liked it.... so now I'm looking at some bumpies to buy :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

Oh my Son keeps writing his cars off :roll:

only written one car off *touch wood* and that wasn't even my fault :dance:

[minz]

only written one car off *touch wood* and that wasn't even my fault :dance:

He's just trashed No2 in as many years, both his fault, no other cars involved.

[Hugh_Janus]

did you teach him how to drive? :-k

[minz]

did you teach him how to drive? :-k

:slap: No I didn't, in 26 years of driving I've never had an accident, and no I haven't 'seen loads' either. :meh:

[Hugh_Janus]

:dance:

[Hal-9000]

:slap: No I didn't, in 26 years of driving I've never had an accident, and no I haven't 'seen loads' either. :meh:

so you didn't start driving until you were 35? :-s

[Hugh_Janus]

http://i44.tinypic.com/33w73b5.jpg

[minz]

so you didn't start driving until you were 35? :-s

:nutkick:

[redred]

i would like isla fisher to suck the corn

[Hal-9000]

i would like isla fisher to suck the corn

Born Scottish, raised in Australia and now an English citizen?


what a mongrel :lol:

[redred]

so :lol:

[Hal-9000]

righto, she's an attractive lass :lol:

[redred]

:lol: sure is

[Loser]

So alone :(

[redred]

http://i.imgur.com/QMfUbB6.jpg

coming up to 3am with porn on tv :lol:

[Loser]

O.o....red, what are you doing at 3am with porn on the tv? :-k


Scratch that, dont wanna know :lol:

[redred]

cider and coke :woot:

[DemonGeminiX]

Balls. I didn't win.

:sad2:

[Loser]

Nor I...

Looks like it's cheap hookers for RBP.


Sorry bud ;)

[RBP]

It was a free hooker either way. Like I care. :lol:

[RBP]

coming up to 3am with porn on tv :lol:

Clean your monitor and your mind :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I want to become friends with someone white that was born in South Africa and then became a US citizen so I can go around and find black people to introduce my African-American friend to.

[RBP]

I hit the ball much better today And it's weird because other than a different driver, a different grip, different ball positioning, and a different stance, I did everything the same as last time. :-k

Still can't putt worth a fuck though.

[deebakes]

get one of those belly putters that they outlaw :shrug:

[RBP]

get one of those belly putters that they outlaw :shrug:

With my gut it would probably be shorter. :lol:

[deebakes]

:rofl:

[Lambchop]

Good to see this site is back up.

[Richard Cranium]

http://www.vincelewis.net/bigengine.html

[DemonGeminiX]

The USA beat Finland, 3 - 2, in the 3rd place game of the world hockey championships.

:usa:

[deebakes]

http://i42.tinypic.com/axo0v6.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The USA beat Finland, 3 - 2, in the 3rd place game of the world hockey championships.

:usa:

Third place, woohoo.

[Hugh_Janus]

:loser:

[DemonGeminiX]

Third place, woohoo.

We beat Finland.

... and it's our first medal in the WHC in like a decade or so.


:loser:

:-s

Where'd Britain finish? 1045? Go toss a log and shag a sheep.

[DemonGeminiX]

Jesus, Oklahoma City got slammed!

:huh:

[RBP]

At the urgent care... absess on my neck/back. So gross.

[deebakes]

:poke:

[DemonGeminiX]

At the urgent care... absess on my neck/back. So gross.

Did you pop it? Did you record it? Gonna put it up on youtube? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Those videos are so nasty.

:lol:

[RBP]

Don't poke it, it hurts! (that's what she said)

Well that wasn't too bad... back home, wound packed, antibiotics, referral for follow up, good to go. I didn't think $50 was bad for an urgent care co-pay, although the 'scripts seems little high (another $50). All paid for with pre-tax dollars though.

[deebakes]

Did you pop it? Did you record it? Gonna put it up on youtube? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Those videos are so nasty.

:lol:

:+1:

[RBP]

Did you pop it? Did you record it? Gonna put it up on youtube? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Those videos are so nasty.

:lol:

Funny you say that. While I was waiting I was googling "sebaceous cyst" on my phone and accidentally hit a youtube link. In a flurry to stop it before it played (nasty) I accidentally hit a link to google images. NOOOO!!! I just closed the browser as quickly as possible. :puke:

In my case it started draining yesterday and did so for 24 hours straight. The gauze almost made me hurl when I took it off today. Even the docs think it's gross. He said "Thank you for draining it before you got here. We always appreciate that." :lol:

[deebakes]

:drool:

:wank:

[Hugh_Janus]

We beat Finland.

... and it's our first medal in the WHC in like a decade or so.



:-s

Where'd Britain finish? 1045? Go toss a log and shag a sheep.

its not even a real sport :hand:

also, I need a new filling.... this will be the 4th one I've had in the same fucking tooth. It keeps breaking and this time it feels like more tooth has to be drilled away. Another £70 down the drain :wha:

[Hal-9000]

Funny you say that. While I was waiting I was googling "sebaceous cyst" on my phone and accidentally hit a youtube link. In a flurry to stop it before it played (nasty) I accidentally hit a link to google images. NOOOO!!! I just closed the browser as quickly as possible. :puke:

In my case it started draining yesterday and did so for 24 hours straight. The gauze almost made me hurl when I took it off today. Even the docs think it's gross. He said "Thank you for draining it before you got here. We always appreciate that." :lol:


friend of mine got referred to a proctolgist for a hemorrhoid or hemorrhoids...he bent over, pulled down his drawers and the procto-guy let out an audible -Whoa!



:lol: you know it's bad when....

[Muddy]

Should I drink this semi-warm beer?

[minz]

Toothache. :sad2:

[Richard Cranium]

Should I drink this semi-warm beer?

Only if the rest of them are getting cold,

[Muddy]

Only if the rest of them are getting cold,

Why yes they are... :d

[Joebob034]

:tebow:

[deebakes]

holy shit! joebob :dance: :cheerlead:

where you been dude?

[Leefro]

Here we go Rioting again in London

[Hal-9000]

:tebow:

*calls Joebob....maybe*

[Hal-9000]

Here we go Rioting again in London

what's the reason today?

[minz]

This should answer your question.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/

[Leefro]

Two Muslims Killed a soldier in broad daylight and filmed it and let anyone else film their anti west rants after it

Then they decapitated the body in the street

[DemonGeminiX]

No offense, guys, but you need to get your guns back and go on a country-wide killing spree.

I personally would like to see crucifixion be brought back as criminal punishment.

[Leefro]

They shot em

[Hal-9000]

thanks Minz, Lee


holy shit, that's hardcore

so are the rioters are composed of two factions? Muslim supporters and non, or is it just the non-Muslim folks saying - you can't do that shite in our country?

[DemonGeminiX]

Yeah, but from what I'm reading they're still alive. Kill them, mount their corpses on spikes in the public square, and douse them in pig's blood. Take video and pictures and spread it around to every Muslim community on this Earth.

I'm tired of pussy-footing around with these dickheads. If they want brutality, let's show them what brutality really looks like.

[Leefro]

We have a group over here that are Anti Muslim called The EDL = English Defence League

They are the ones that are rioting

[Hal-9000]

Yeah, but from what I'm reading they're still alive. Kill them, mount their corpses on spikes in the public square, and douse them in pig's blood. Take video and pictures and spread it around to every Muslim community on this Earth.

I'm tired of pussy-footing around with these dickheads. If they want brutality, let's show them what brutality really looks like.

I think they should bring back the guillotine. But not a completely functional one, buy the Ronco Guillotine that only cuts about halfway through the neck :thumbsup:

[Leefro]

Yeah, but from what I'm reading they're still alive. Kill them, mount their corpses on spikes in the public square, and douse them in pig's blood. Take video and pictures and spread it around to every Muslim community on this Earth.

I'm tired of pussy-footing around with these dickheads. If they want brutality, let's show them what brutality really looks like.

Eye for an Eye is exactly what they want and to become Martyrs alas the Morning papers are making them Martys now with all the coverage they are getting

[Leefro]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BK5j4OPCcAAQH9Z.jpg:large

[DemonGeminiX]

I think they should bring back the guillotine. But not a completely functional one, buy the Ronco Guillotine that only cuts about halfway through the neck :thumbsup:

But wait! There's more!!!

[DemonGeminiX]

Eye for an Eye is exactly what they want and to become Martyrs alas the Morning papers are making them Martys now with all the coverage they are getting

Let them all become Martyrs until not a single one is left.

[Hal-9000]

"our land"

fuck off it's been British soil for centuries....

How about if the world creates a task force and starts randomly killing all believers of the Muslim faith? Then in defense we can say - Sorry chaps, we know all Muslim worshipers aren't violent, but we need to weed out the bad element somehow..

[Hal-9000]

with God as my witness if I ever saw a person getting hacked up like that I would not hesitate to wade into the fray and disable the attackers with anything I could pick up along the way...

Faith is not brutality

[Hal-9000]

but I shall stand as the left hand of God and carry out His will..






ffs, now I'm sounding like them :|

[minz]

with God as my witness if I ever saw a person getting hacked up like that I would not hesitate to wade into the fray and disable the attackers with anything I could pick up along the way...

Faith is not brutality

One old lady did she was hitting him with her handbag. :wha: but at least she had a go.

[Hal-9000]

One old lady did she was hitting him with her handbag. :wha: but at least she had a go.

good for her....without getting the testosterone level too high, if you can quickly assess which leg a guy is bearing his weight on you can kick it (hard) about one inch beneath the kneecap and cripple him. About 7 lbs of pressure if I remember correctly

[Leefro]

Unfortunately the EDL are fucking Idiots


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5VDbu-HLMs

[DemonGeminiX]

In between seasons with my TV shows and all the baseball games I can dial in here are blow outs. Not fun at all. Maybe I should read a book.

[DemonGeminiX]

Faustus seek repentance,
abjure this evil art,
cease this wretched wickedness
and cleanse thy foolish heart,
for the evil that once served you
has made of you a slave,
and transformed your bed of roses
to a premature grave.

[Joebob034]

holy shit! joebob :dance: :cheerlead:

where you been dude?

here, the whole time

[Leefro]

She's Lost Control
She's Lost Control
Again


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVc29bYIvCM

[KevinD]

Jeebus H Christos.....Just saw the stuff in London. Methinks it's about time to have another Holy Crusade, since apparently they have forgotten that we won(ish)


What I'm really thinking now though is fuck, it takes a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg gggggggggggggg time for windows to update after a re-install.

[deebakes]

here, the whole time

:shock:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*sigh*

[deebakes]

:hug:

[Hal-9000]

here, the whole time

take me to a gay bar

a gay bar

[Hugh_Janus]

Unfortunately the EDL are fucking Idiots


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5VDbu-HLMs

:rofl:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/S5XaC9l.png

I gotta slow down on movie downloads this month :oops:

[DemonGeminiX]

Summer blockbusters baby!

:dance:

[Muddy]

Kim dot com salutes you.

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/S5XaC9l.png

I gotta slow down on movie downloads this month :oops:

I have 125gigs allowable per month...

just downloaded 5 seasons of the TV show Castle----52 gigs oopsy :oops:

[Hal-9000]

http://i43.tinypic.com/4j6b78.png

[Pony]

http://i.imgur.com/S5XaC9l.png

I gotta slow down on movie downloads this month :oops:

Someone at TP was crying that Verizon restricted his bandwidth after he hit 1TB of data within the month. What the hell would you possibly do with more than 1TB of media every month?

[Hal-9000]

Someone at TP was crying that Verizon restricted his bandwidth after he hit 1TB of data within the month. What the hell would you possibly do with more than 1TB of media every month?

:hand:

it was all pictures and PDF's...no media

[Pony]

:hand:

it was all pictures and PDF's...no media

You mean someone spends more time on Imgur than RBP? :shock:

[Hal-9000]

You mean someone spends more time on Imgur than RBP? :shock:


not sure....how many 100 kb pics would it take to make a terabyte

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Someone at TP was crying that Verizon restricted his bandwidth after he hit 1TB of data within the month. What the hell would you possibly do with more than 1TB of media every month?

1TB in a month? :-s

That's just ridiculous

[Hal-9000]

I just noticed that all of my weekly TV shows are done for the season.....now I only have 4 shows that come on Sunday night to download...

my ISP is going to send me a get well card :lol:

[Hal-9000]

...hoping my supervisor goes home soon. I'm tired and no wanna work any more today

[minz]

Slacker :hand:

[minz]

I had a day off today :d

[Hal-9000]

I had a day off today :d


I hope you enjoyed it


:beatdown:

[minz]

I hope you enjoyed it


:beatdown:

I did enjoy it, I #stayedhome #madetea #cleanedsnaketank :lol:

[deebakes]

#cleanedsnaketank ... that's what i call it too :wank:

[minz]

:shock:

[Hal-9000]

I paint my dick yellow and call it #peelingthebanana

:wank:

[Hal-9000]

and so.....our shipper has a kickin stereo system. He listens to every type of music from the rock oldies to new hip hop.

I put on a serious face and tell my supervisor that I have to make a complaint to HR. He asks why....I respond - Because (our shipper) is playing Negro music.


My supervisor is black and knows that I love old R & B, funk, soul etc.....his look was exactly like this ---> :shock:


:rofl:

[KevinD]

Piss on all y'all with your fancy high data limits! :lol:

I'm stuck with 25G (but unlimited after midnight)

Just for that, here's to y'all having a most excellent 4 day weekend....:rofl:

[Jezter]

#stayedhome #madetea #cleanedsnaketank


#cleanedsnaketank


#peelingthebanana

:wank:
We Instragram now!

Also, this is utterly wrong use of hashtags is one of my newly found pet peeves.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I hope you enjoyed it


:beatdown:

Didn't you have Monday off? :-s

[Pony]

We Instragram now!

Also, this is utterly wrong use of hashtags is one of my newly found pet peeves.

Thanks, I can't stand it either.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

We Instragram now!

Also, this is utterly wrong use of hashtags is one of my newly found pet peeves.

#hashtagsnob

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Thanks, I can't stand it either.

#hashtagsnobtoo

[Pony]

#beatslancesass

[Teh One Who Knocks]

#bringit

[Pony]

#:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

#:nana:

[Pony]

#:lol:

[Hal-9000]

We Instragram now!

Also, this is utterly wrong use of hashtags is one of my newly found pet peeves.


#swedishbuttboy :wave:

[Hal-9000]

holy Great Britain, it's been raining since Tuesday

[Teh One Who Knocks]

#sweden>finland

[Hal-9000]

#sweden>finland

#truth

[Pony]

Who knew being on vacation was so much work?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What's "vacation"? :confused:

[Goofy]

What's "vacation"? :confused:

That thing i'm doing in 3 weeks time :face:

[deebakes]

#fuckoff

[Pony]

What's "vacation"? :confused:

Same thing as Work except you are in a different location and you don't get paid.

[Hal-9000]

That thing i'm doing in 3 weeks time :face:

I have June 22rd to July 1st off :tup:

[Hugh_Janus]

not amused

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up
This is fucking awesome

[Hal-9000]

I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up
This is fucking awesome


*throat punches Lance while driving*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

WTF was that for? :-s

[Hal-9000]

singing that damn pop song constantly :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes

:dance:

[Hal-9000]

WTF was that for? :-s


http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?49062-Cops-Woman-23-Assaulted-Boyfriend-Because-He-Would-Not-Stop-Singing-That-Catchy-quot-Thrift-Shop-quot-Song&highlight=macklemore+song+woman+hits+boyfriend

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/vswEE8J.gif

[Hal-9000]

he be an ugly white man, trying to sound black :hand:

[RBP]

This perfectly describes my week. :|

http://i.imgur.com/JvQ34Zc.jpg

[redred]

today is all about the music in bristol :woot:

[Jezter]

This perfectly describes my week. :|

http://i.imgur.com/JvQ34Zc.jpg

:haha: