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Teh One Who Knocks
05-10-2013, 12:41 PM
:ffs:
Muddy
05-10-2013, 12:45 PM
Shit man that book was written in 1953, how is she sposed to know about that? :lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
05-10-2013, 12:46 PM
Shit man that book was written in 1953, how is she sposed to know about that? :lol:
It's a classic! :slap:
Muddy
05-10-2013, 12:50 PM
So was 'gone with the wind' but that doesn't mean everyone's seen it! And science fiction... and a chick? :lol: good luck.. :razz:
deebakes
05-10-2013, 02:06 PM
chicks can't read anyways :shrug:
I've just bought a tiny baby bull snake, please dont let me bring any more snakes home now.
Muddy
05-10-2013, 02:21 PM
:house-of-horrors:
DemonGeminiX
05-10-2013, 03:11 PM
Man, I need to shave. I'm lookin' all Jeremiah Johnson and shit.
Noilly Pratt
05-10-2013, 03:17 PM
My g/f has never heard of Ray Bradbury or Fahrenheit 451 :facepalm:
At least she didn't say "Did Mr. Bradbury not get it right with Fahrenheit 1 - 450?" :)
I think a literature intervention is called for.
Muddy
05-10-2013, 03:25 PM
I thought Michael Moore wrote that book?
Noilly Pratt
05-10-2013, 03:30 PM
Man, I need to shave. I'm lookin' all Jeremiah Johnson and shit.
*Cue picky guitar music*
♪ Demon Gemini X made his way in to the mountains.... ♪ :)
DemonGeminiX
05-10-2013, 04:44 PM
There's a small article in my local paper regarding my graduating class's 20 year high school reunion.
Hmmm...
Muddy
05-10-2013, 05:26 PM
Shit! I have almost 20,000 posts here.. Ya'll better start treatin' me better.. [-(
Shit! I have almost 20,000 posts here.. Ya'll better start treatin' me better.. [-(
Wow, the gobby one. :lol:
deebakes
05-10-2013, 05:28 PM
Shit! I have almost 20,000 posts here.. Ya'll better start treatin' me better.. [-(
:ban:
DemonGeminiX
05-10-2013, 06:07 PM
Shit! I have almost 20,000 posts here.. Ya'll better start treatin' me better.. [-(
:slap:
Muddy
05-10-2013, 06:21 PM
:x
DemonGeminiX
05-11-2013, 01:37 PM
Dammit!!! My shower bench broke!!! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
:x
redred
05-11-2013, 01:44 PM
There's a small article in my local paper regarding my graduating class's 20 year high school reunion.
Hmmm...
you going?
i've never fancied doing a reunion myself as i didn't enjoy the school plus i can still see it from my bedroom window :lol:
DemonGeminiX
05-11-2013, 01:48 PM
Not unless something changes so that I've got something to brag about in the next few months. As it currently stands, my life has been a sob story for the past 20 years, and I really don't want to be talking about it with people who didn't give enough of a shit to check in on me from time to time to see how I was doing. I probably wouldn't remember any of them to begin with.
I need a water sealer that works on metal.
:-k
redred
05-11-2013, 02:18 PM
like a metal weld putty or a standard sealant ?
deebakes
05-11-2013, 02:21 PM
Dammit!!! My shower bench broke!!! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
:x
you alright holmes? :-k
DemonGeminiX
05-11-2013, 02:28 PM
you alright holmes? :-k
Yeah, I'm fine. Just had to unexpectedly drop $130 to replace something I wasn't planning on replacing for at least another 6 months.
DemonGeminiX
05-11-2013, 02:34 PM
like a metal weld putty or a standard sealant ?
Like a spray sealer to use to coat the chair in order to keep hard water from corroding the metal that these transfer benches are made out of.
deebakes
05-11-2013, 02:35 PM
does it need to be made of metal? :-k
DemonGeminiX
05-11-2013, 02:44 PM
does it need to be made of metal? :-k
I don't know if they need to be, but as far as I know, the frames of the benches always are.
:idk:
deebakes
05-11-2013, 02:54 PM
don't they make them out of wood also? :-k
redred
05-11-2013, 02:54 PM
Like a spray sealer to use to coat the chair in order to keep hard water from corroding the metal that these transfer benches are made out of.
ah i see ,something to coat all the metal frame
DemonGeminiX
05-11-2013, 03:07 PM
don't they make them out of wood also? :-k
I'm not sure, but I wouldn't use one made out of wood. Don't think it would hold up to my abuse.
:lol:
ah i see ,something to coat all the metal frame
Yeah, the water where I live is really hard. It always reduces the expected lifespan of my shower benches. It's ridiculous how often I have to replace these damned things.
redred
05-11-2013, 03:14 PM
i don't think wood would be any use but carbon fibre would work
DemonGeminiX
05-11-2013, 03:26 PM
i don't think wood would be any use but carbon fibre would work
I don't really know anybody that makes transfer benches with carbon fiber, or anyone that works with carbon fiber at all for that matter.
:sad2:
Hal-9000
05-11-2013, 05:22 PM
plastique :tup:
Goofy
05-11-2013, 07:41 PM
I played liked a useless cunt today........
redred
05-11-2013, 07:52 PM
so did the man city team
Urgh football, I just don't see what the attraction is. :dunno:
redred
05-11-2013, 08:04 PM
it's a man thing :tup:
deebakes
05-11-2013, 08:24 PM
soccer is not for men :hand:
redred
05-11-2013, 08:29 PM
ah but watching it in a pub drinking beer and cider is :tup:
Jezter
05-11-2013, 08:49 PM
Urgh football, I just don't see what the attraction is. :dunno:
soccer is not for men :hand:
:slap: both of ya.
deebakes
05-11-2013, 09:07 PM
the guys all fall down if someone gets close and hold their shin. everyone is afraid of kicking the ball because it might have a bomb in it :idk:
DemonGeminiX
05-11-2013, 09:22 PM
I used liquid cement to superglue that bitch back together. I need the piece of shit to last until Wednesday or Thursday.
deebakes
05-11-2013, 09:25 PM
good luck with that :tup:
DemonGeminiX
05-11-2013, 09:29 PM
It's just one of the big old suction cup feet on the far leg that fell off.
http://i.imgur.com/vXHj1Tv.jpg
The screw is all rotted out, so I applied the glue to the cavity, the screw, the rubber, and the edge of the pipe that will touch the rubber. We'll see how well it holds in a few hours.
deebakes
05-11-2013, 09:40 PM
you shouldn't do so much shower fuckin' :shrug:
DemonGeminiX
05-11-2013, 09:41 PM
:sad2:
Jezter
05-12-2013, 09:12 AM
the guys all fall down if someone gets close and hold their shin. everyone is afraid of kicking the ball because it might have a bomb in it :idk:
Maybe in MLS.
DemonGeminiX
05-12-2013, 10:20 AM
Nope. Every league, Jez.
I should start a thread... reasons I am going to hell. Next up on the list, the high school girl at the bus stop this morning in Pink brand yoga pants. Dayum.
Jezter
05-13-2013, 03:05 PM
Nope. Every league, Jez.
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh103/HellsPastry/Haters/1282965951566.gif
Hal-9000
05-13-2013, 03:47 PM
I should start a thread... reasons I am going to hell. Next up on the list, the high school girl at the bus stop this morning in Pink brand yoga pants. Dayum.
I had this past Friday off and went to my coffee place....it was full of young ladies dressed for summer
:| I had to physically close my eyes and think of Porky in a thong to distract
Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2013, 03:52 PM
...Porky in a thong...
:drool:
Hal-9000
05-13-2013, 03:53 PM
:drool:
:shock:
I said Porky in a thong, not BACON in a thong :slap:
I should start a thread... reasons I am going to hell. Next up on the list, the high school girl at the bus stop this morning in Pink brand yoga pants. Dayum.
You would never get that list completed you'd run out of time trying to document it all. :lol:
Hal-9000
05-13-2013, 05:47 PM
You would never get that list completed you'd run out of time trying to document it all. :lol:
he would have to figure in nap times too, so the event would probably happen before the list was done
Hugh_Janus
05-13-2013, 06:23 PM
the guys all fall down if someone gets close and hold their shin. everyone is afraid of kicking the ball because it might have a bomb in it :idk:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC-H2wXK4T4
:rofl:
Jezter
05-13-2013, 09:48 PM
Amy Schumer must be somehow related to Jay Leno. Dat.Chin! Daymn girl...it aint pretty! :lol:
Hugh_Janus
05-13-2013, 09:48 PM
maybe I'm going deaf
maybe I'm going blind
maybe I'm out of my miiiiiiiiiind
:dance:
Hal-9000
05-13-2013, 10:24 PM
I've read two Stephen King books and No Easy Day (the SEALS who shot OSL) in the past 6 weeks....what next :-k
DemonGeminiX
05-13-2013, 10:59 PM
Never talking...
Just keeps walking...
Spreading his magic...
Leefro
05-14-2013, 12:46 AM
Why is the Lady newsreader on ABC keep wanting to nut the camera
Holy. Shit.
I have 2 final projects due Sunday. Not next week. This. Fucking. Sunday. :suicide:
Leefro
05-15-2013, 01:58 AM
Is it not against the Law to text while driving in the USA
Is it not against the Law to text while driving in the USA
Varies by jurisdiction but it is illegal most places.
Leefro
05-15-2013, 02:08 AM
Just seen a news clip on CBS News about it
Kills more than drink driving apparently but you are more likely to get jail for drink driving
only two states will jail you for texting
As the anal teen whore thread I maybe missing something
Just seen a news clip on CBS News about it
Kills more than drink driving apparently but you are more likely to get jail for drink driving
only two states will jail you for texting
As the anal teen whore thread I maybe missing something
Not sure, could be right.. but the laws are evolving quickly against it.
KevinD
05-15-2013, 02:14 AM
Speaking of drinking and driving..Just head today that they (the feds I assume?) are trying to get the legal limit in the States down from .08 to .05. FFS, that's one beer for me.
Leefro
05-15-2013, 02:15 AM
The Nigerian President has the best name EVER
Leefro
05-15-2013, 02:17 AM
Speaking of drinking and driving..Just head today that they (the feds I assume?) are trying to get the legal limit in the States down from .08 to .05. FFS, that's one beer for me.
Yes that was the story that preceded the texting one
The one they are are trying to get it to is the same over here
BTW it saves lives
But that is only if you believe the stats
Richard Cranium
05-15-2013, 03:06 AM
98% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Noilly Pratt
05-15-2013, 05:34 AM
Speaking of drinking and driving..Just head today that they (the feds I assume?) are trying to get the legal limit in the States down from .08 to .05. FFS, that's one beer for me.
That's what they changed it to here. Toughest drink driving laws in Canada: http://www.icbc.com/road-safety/safer-drivers/impaired-driving
It does force you to plan ahead. I was pretty pissed off when they first did it, but now we just make sure there is always a designated driver, and we take turns at that. Or, I'm in staggering distance from 2 pubs. And cabs are cheaper than the fine, anyway.
And, my wife doesn't drink, so I can go all Dean Martin if I want to. :)
Teh One Who Knocks
05-15-2013, 12:46 PM
One year anniversary with my g/f today.
One year anniversary with my g/f today.
Congrats. Doing anything to celebrate?
Teh One Who Knocks
05-15-2013, 12:54 PM
Congrats. Doing anything to celebrate?
Thanks :)
Since it's the middle of the week, probably just dinner and maybe a few drinks tonite.
redred
05-15-2013, 01:00 PM
Congrats lance :tup:
KevinD
05-15-2013, 01:00 PM
Hit her up for a trip around the world....:lol:
Hal-9000
05-15-2013, 03:34 PM
One year anniversary with my g/f today.
Congratulations mon frere, treat her well and she'll do the same (it's a car rule but applies here as well) :tup:
Muddy
05-15-2013, 03:40 PM
One year anniversary with my g/f today.
Congratulations, Lovemaster.
Leefro
05-15-2013, 11:32 PM
One year anniversary with my g/f today.
God time flies fucking bye
Good Stuff :tup:
deebakes
05-15-2013, 11:55 PM
One year anniversary with my g/f today.
:wank:
DemonGeminiX
05-16-2013, 01:21 AM
One year anniversary with my g/f today.
Good job, man.
Leefro
05-16-2013, 01:48 AM
I bet if Jimmy Saville was alive now he would love these Google Glasses
DemonGeminiX
05-16-2013, 07:26 AM
:-s
Damn! Dove reduced their bath bar size from 4.25 oz. to 3.17 oz. Those greedy fuckers!
Teh One Who Knocks
05-16-2013, 10:27 AM
My kingdom for a good night sleep :|
The 'Boy' wrote his car off yesterday...... again....... I worry about that child of mine. :facepalm:
My kingdom for a good night sleep :|
I haven't been sleeping well at all either. Last night I woke up coughing (cut the grass yesterday) got up, took a benadryl and was out cold the rest of the night. Maybe I should start self medicating every night.
The 'Boy' wrote his car off yesterday...... again....... I worry about that child of mine. :facepalm:
Again? That's a scary thought.
Teh One Who Knocks
05-16-2013, 11:53 AM
The 'Boy' wrote his car off yesterday...... again....... I worry about that child of mine. :facepalm:
Deducted it on his taxes? :confused:
I haven't been sleeping well at all either. Last night I woke up coughing (cut the grass yesterday) got up, took a benadryl and was out cold the rest of the night. Maybe I should start self medicating every night.
I might need to take something, it's been 2 weeks now since I've had more than 4 hours of sleep....and it's usually less than that.
deebakes
05-16-2013, 11:53 AM
My kingdom for a good night sleep :|
it was your anniversary, you're not supposed to get a good nights sleep ;)
Again? That's a scary thought.
Yep, car No2 he's now written off in the space of two years, plus various other bumps in between. :meh:
Did you teach him how to drive?
:outtahere:
Jezter
05-16-2013, 01:26 PM
Yep, car No2 he's now written off in the space of two years, plus various other bumps in between. :meh:
That's what you get from driving on the wrong side of the road!
Muddy
05-16-2013, 01:28 PM
My kingdom for a good night sleep :|
Im drained like hell as well.
redred
05-16-2013, 01:47 PM
:-s
Damn! Dove reduced their bath bar size from 4.25 oz. to 3.17 oz. Those greedy fuckers!
and people are getting bigger as well how are you meant to cope
Muddy
05-16-2013, 03:02 PM
and people are getting bigger as well how are you meant to cope
:lol: A quart of ice cream is now a pint and a half also.. mother funkers..
DemonGeminiX
05-16-2013, 04:03 PM
All I have to say is the market is ripe for a little honesty. The company that goes back to or starts giving you the normal amount for the price everybody else is charging for less is gonna make a killing.
Muddy
05-16-2013, 04:04 PM
All I have to say is the market is ripe for a little honesty. The company that goes back to or starts giving you the normal amount for the price everybody else is charging for less is gonna make a killing.
I think its all just to keep prices low so you dont pay $8 for a quart of ice cream..
DemonGeminiX
05-16-2013, 04:06 PM
Yet their executives are taking home ridiculous salaries...
Muddy
05-16-2013, 04:13 PM
These guys salaries usually arent too crazy for the responsibility they carry.. It's the stock options and profit sharing that make them 80% of their loot.. Imagine making a 2% bonus based on Exxons profit based solely on growth..
DemonGeminiX
05-16-2013, 04:17 PM
Gut the system.
DemonGeminiX
05-16-2013, 04:18 PM
In other news... 3 scandals. Is the President gonna be impeached? We should set up a bet in the vbookie section.
:d
Teh One Who Knocks
05-16-2013, 04:18 PM
Gut the system.
http://i.imgur.com/oKkV02d.gif
Teh One Who Knocks
05-16-2013, 04:18 PM
In other news... 3 scandals. Is the President gonna be impeached? We should set up a bet in the vbookie section.
:d
Obama is like the Teflon Don, nothing sticks to him :|
DemonGeminiX
05-16-2013, 10:04 PM
:roll:
Christ, my uncle's a nutcase. 2000 miles away and I can't get away from the man's lunacy.
Hugh_Janus
05-17-2013, 12:30 AM
I'm going to feel like shit when I wake up at 6 :wha:
Muddy
05-17-2013, 01:21 AM
Youre crazy man, go to bed..
KevinD
05-17-2013, 01:30 AM
Awesome! SyFy is having a Star Trek Marathon today. For once, they're even showing them in order!
Hugh_Janus
05-17-2013, 07:50 PM
I'm going to feel like shit when I wake up at 6 :wha:
sometimes I don't like being right :lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
05-17-2013, 08:41 PM
sometimes I don't like being right :lol:
Since you're never right, I see no problem :tup:
:nana:
Hugh_Janus
05-17-2013, 08:44 PM
:sad2:
Hugh_Janus
05-17-2013, 08:55 PM
and I smashed my thumb and index finger knuckle with my 3lb hammer today.... it still hurts like fuck.... why is it always on the man-swing I end up hitting myself? :facepalm:
and I smashed my thumb and index finger knuckle with my 3lb hammer today.... it still hurts like fuck.... why is it always on the man-swing I end up hitting myself? :facepalm:
Bet you wont do that again? :rofl:
Awwwwe just kidding :empathy:
Hugh_Janus
05-17-2013, 09:00 PM
Bet you wont do that again? :rofl:
Awwwwe just kidding :empathy:
wanna bet? :lol: The last time I hit it, almost the whole of my thumbnail was black
wanna bet? :lol: The last time I hit it, almost the whole of my thumbnail was black
You sound like my child.... he never learns :lol:
Hugh_Janus
05-17-2013, 09:07 PM
its all part of the job :shrug:
I did once throw and I mean properly throw the hammer I hit myself with when working on a car on the side of the road.... how it never ended up going through someone's windscreen I'll never know
its all part of the job :shrug:
I did once throw and I mean properly throw the hammer I hit myself with when working on a car on the side of the road.... how it never ended up going through someone's windscreen I'll never know
Oh my Son keeps writing his cars off :roll:
Hugh_Janus
05-17-2013, 09:19 PM
I also drove a new ranger today.... its in a different league to the old one and much better than anything else in the class and I really liked it.... so now I'm looking at some bumpies to buy :lol:
Hugh_Janus
05-17-2013, 09:20 PM
Oh my Son keeps writing his cars off :roll:
only written one car off *touch wood* and that wasn't even my fault :dance:
only written one car off *touch wood* and that wasn't even my fault :dance:
He's just trashed No2 in as many years, both his fault, no other cars involved.
Hugh_Janus
05-17-2013, 09:28 PM
did you teach him how to drive? :-k
did you teach him how to drive? :-k
:slap: No I didn't, in 26 years of driving I've never had an accident, and no I haven't 'seen loads' either. :meh:
Hugh_Janus
05-17-2013, 09:36 PM
:dance:
Hal-9000
05-17-2013, 09:38 PM
:slap: No I didn't, in 26 years of driving I've never had an accident, and no I haven't 'seen loads' either. :meh:
so you didn't start driving until you were 35? :-s
Hugh_Janus
05-17-2013, 09:41 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/33w73b5.jpg
so you didn't start driving until you were 35? :-s
:nutkick:
redred
05-17-2013, 09:59 PM
i would like isla fisher to suck the corn
Hal-9000
05-17-2013, 10:05 PM
i would like isla fisher to suck the corn
Born Scottish, raised in Australia and now an English citizen?
what a mongrel :lol:
redred
05-17-2013, 10:12 PM
so :lol:
Hal-9000
05-17-2013, 10:13 PM
righto, she's an attractive lass :lol:
redred
05-17-2013, 10:19 PM
:lol: sure is
Loser
05-19-2013, 01:49 AM
So alone :(
redred
05-19-2013, 01:54 AM
http://i.imgur.com/QMfUbB6.jpg
coming up to 3am with porn on tv :lol:
Loser
05-19-2013, 01:57 AM
O.o....red, what are you doing at 3am with porn on the tv? :-k
Scratch that, dont wanna know :lol:
redred
05-19-2013, 02:15 AM
cider and coke :woot:
DemonGeminiX
05-19-2013, 03:31 AM
Balls. I didn't win.
:sad2:
Loser
05-19-2013, 03:42 AM
Nor I...
Looks like it's cheap hookers for RBP.
Sorry bud ;)
It was a free hooker either way. Like I care. :lol:
coming up to 3am with porn on tv :lol:
Clean your monitor and your mind :lol:
DemonGeminiX
05-19-2013, 03:53 PM
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie...
Teh One Who Knocks
05-19-2013, 07:20 PM
I want to become friends with someone white that was born in South Africa and then became a US citizen so I can go around and find black people to introduce my African-American friend to.
I hit the ball much better today And it's weird because other than a different driver, a different grip, different ball positioning, and a different stance, I did everything the same as last time. :-k
Still can't putt worth a fuck though.
deebakes
05-19-2013, 07:36 PM
get one of those belly putters that they outlaw :shrug:
get one of those belly putters that they outlaw :shrug:
With my gut it would probably be shorter. :lol:
deebakes
05-19-2013, 07:47 PM
:rofl:
Lambchop
05-19-2013, 08:11 PM
Good to see this site is back up.
Richard Cranium
05-19-2013, 09:28 PM
http://www.vincelewis.net/bigengine.html
DemonGeminiX
05-20-2013, 12:42 AM
The USA beat Finland, 3 - 2, in the 3rd place game of the world hockey championships.
:usa:
deebakes
05-20-2013, 02:23 AM
http://i42.tinypic.com/axo0v6.jpg
Teh One Who Knocks
05-20-2013, 10:20 AM
The USA beat Finland, 3 - 2, in the 3rd place game of the world hockey championships.
:usa:
Third place, woohoo.
Hugh_Janus
05-20-2013, 06:30 PM
:loser:
DemonGeminiX
05-20-2013, 11:09 PM
Third place, woohoo.
We beat Finland.
... and it's our first medal in the WHC in like a decade or so.
:loser:
:-s
Where'd Britain finish? 1045? Go toss a log and shag a sheep.
DemonGeminiX
05-20-2013, 11:26 PM
Jesus, Oklahoma City got slammed!
:huh:
At the urgent care... absess on my neck/back. So gross.
deebakes
05-21-2013, 01:18 AM
:poke:
DemonGeminiX
05-21-2013, 01:37 AM
At the urgent care... absess on my neck/back. So gross.
Did you pop it? Did you record it? Gonna put it up on youtube? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Those videos are so nasty.
:lol:
Don't poke it, it hurts! (that's what she said)
Well that wasn't too bad... back home, wound packed, antibiotics, referral for follow up, good to go. I didn't think $50 was bad for an urgent care co-pay, although the 'scripts seems little high (another $50). All paid for with pre-tax dollars though.
deebakes
05-21-2013, 01:38 AM
Did you pop it? Did you record it? Gonna put it up on youtube? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Those videos are so nasty.
:lol:
:+1:
Did you pop it? Did you record it? Gonna put it up on youtube? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Those videos are so nasty.
:lol:
Funny you say that. While I was waiting I was googling "sebaceous cyst" on my phone and accidentally hit a youtube link. In a flurry to stop it before it played (nasty) I accidentally hit a link to google images. NOOOO!!! I just closed the browser as quickly as possible. :puke:
In my case it started draining yesterday and did so for 24 hours straight. The gauze almost made me hurl when I took it off today. Even the docs think it's gross. He said "Thank you for draining it before you got here. We always appreciate that." :lol:
deebakes
05-21-2013, 01:48 AM
:drool:
:wank:
Hugh_Janus
05-21-2013, 07:13 PM
We beat Finland.
... and it's our first medal in the WHC in like a decade or so.
:-s
Where'd Britain finish? 1045? Go toss a log and shag a sheep.
its not even a real sport :hand:
also, I need a new filling.... this will be the 4th one I've had in the same fucking tooth. It keeps breaking and this time it feels like more tooth has to be drilled away. Another £70 down the drain :wha:
Hal-9000
05-21-2013, 07:16 PM
Funny you say that. While I was waiting I was googling "sebaceous cyst" on my phone and accidentally hit a youtube link. In a flurry to stop it before it played (nasty) I accidentally hit a link to google images. NOOOO!!! I just closed the browser as quickly as possible. :puke:
In my case it started draining yesterday and did so for 24 hours straight. The gauze almost made me hurl when I took it off today. Even the docs think it's gross. He said "Thank you for draining it before you got here. We always appreciate that." :lol:
friend of mine got referred to a proctolgist for a hemorrhoid or hemorrhoids...he bent over, pulled down his drawers and the procto-guy let out an audible -Whoa!
:lol: you know it's bad when....
Muddy
05-21-2013, 09:46 PM
Should I drink this semi-warm beer?
Richard Cranium
05-21-2013, 11:27 PM
Should I drink this semi-warm beer?
Only if the rest of them are getting cold,
Muddy
05-22-2013, 12:16 AM
Only if the rest of them are getting cold,
Why yes they are... :d
Joebob034
05-22-2013, 03:31 AM
:tebow:
deebakes
05-22-2013, 03:59 AM
holy shit! joebob :dance: :cheerlead:
where you been dude?
Leefro
05-22-2013, 10:09 PM
Here we go Rioting again in London
Hal-9000
05-22-2013, 10:35 PM
:tebow:
*calls Joebob....maybe*
Hal-9000
05-22-2013, 10:35 PM
Here we go Rioting again in London
what's the reason today?
This should answer your question.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/
Leefro
05-22-2013, 10:39 PM
Two Muslims Killed a soldier in broad daylight and filmed it and let anyone else film their anti west rants after it
Then they decapitated the body in the street
DemonGeminiX
05-22-2013, 10:41 PM
No offense, guys, but you need to get your guns back and go on a country-wide killing spree.
I personally would like to see crucifixion be brought back as criminal punishment.
Leefro
05-22-2013, 10:42 PM
They shot em
Hal-9000
05-22-2013, 10:45 PM
thanks Minz, Lee
holy shit, that's hardcore
so are the rioters are composed of two factions? Muslim supporters and non, or is it just the non-Muslim folks saying - you can't do that shite in our country?
DemonGeminiX
05-22-2013, 10:46 PM
Yeah, but from what I'm reading they're still alive. Kill them, mount their corpses on spikes in the public square, and douse them in pig's blood. Take video and pictures and spread it around to every Muslim community on this Earth.
I'm tired of pussy-footing around with these dickheads. If they want brutality, let's show them what brutality really looks like.
Leefro
05-22-2013, 10:46 PM
We have a group over here that are Anti Muslim called The EDL = English Defence League
They are the ones that are rioting
Hal-9000
05-22-2013, 10:48 PM
Yeah, but from what I'm reading they're still alive. Kill them, mount their corpses on spikes in the public square, and douse them in pig's blood. Take video and pictures and spread it around to every Muslim community on this Earth.
I'm tired of pussy-footing around with these dickheads. If they want brutality, let's show them what brutality really looks like.
I think they should bring back the guillotine. But not a completely functional one, buy the Ronco Guillotine that only cuts about halfway through the neck :thumbsup:
Leefro
05-22-2013, 10:48 PM
Yeah, but from what I'm reading they're still alive. Kill them, mount their corpses on spikes in the public square, and douse them in pig's blood. Take video and pictures and spread it around to every Muslim community on this Earth.
I'm tired of pussy-footing around with these dickheads. If they want brutality, let's show them what brutality really looks like.
Eye for an Eye is exactly what they want and to become Martyrs alas the Morning papers are making them Martys now with all the coverage they are getting
Leefro
05-22-2013, 10:50 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BK5j4OPCcAAQH9Z.jpg:large
DemonGeminiX
05-22-2013, 10:51 PM
I think they should bring back the guillotine. But not a completely functional one, buy the Ronco Guillotine that only cuts about halfway through the neck :thumbsup:
But wait! There's more!!!
DemonGeminiX
05-22-2013, 10:52 PM
Eye for an Eye is exactly what they want and to become Martyrs alas the Morning papers are making them Martys now with all the coverage they are getting
Let them all become Martyrs until not a single one is left.
Hal-9000
05-22-2013, 10:54 PM
"our land"
fuck off it's been British soil for centuries....
How about if the world creates a task force and starts randomly killing all believers of the Muslim faith? Then in defense we can say - Sorry chaps, we know all Muslim worshipers aren't violent, but we need to weed out the bad element somehow..
Hal-9000
05-22-2013, 10:56 PM
with God as my witness if I ever saw a person getting hacked up like that I would not hesitate to wade into the fray and disable the attackers with anything I could pick up along the way...
Faith is not brutality
Hal-9000
05-22-2013, 10:57 PM
but I shall stand as the left hand of God and carry out His will..
ffs, now I'm sounding like them :|
with God as my witness if I ever saw a person getting hacked up like that I would not hesitate to wade into the fray and disable the attackers with anything I could pick up along the way...
Faith is not brutality
One old lady did she was hitting him with her handbag. :wha: but at least she had a go.
Hal-9000
05-22-2013, 11:02 PM
One old lady did she was hitting him with her handbag. :wha: but at least she had a go.
good for her....without getting the testosterone level too high, if you can quickly assess which leg a guy is bearing his weight on you can kick it (hard) about one inch beneath the kneecap and cripple him. About 7 lbs of pressure if I remember correctly
Leefro
05-22-2013, 11:10 PM
Unfortunately the EDL are fucking Idiots
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5VDbu-HLMs
DemonGeminiX
05-23-2013, 12:34 AM
In between seasons with my TV shows and all the baseball games I can dial in here are blow outs. Not fun at all. Maybe I should read a book.
DemonGeminiX
05-23-2013, 12:39 AM
Faustus seek repentance,
abjure this evil art,
cease this wretched wickedness
and cleanse thy foolish heart,
for the evil that once served you
has made of you a slave,
and transformed your bed of roses
to a premature grave.
Joebob034
05-23-2013, 01:02 AM
holy shit! joebob :dance: :cheerlead:
where you been dude?
here, the whole time
Leefro
05-23-2013, 01:05 AM
She's Lost Control
She's Lost Control
Again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVc29bYIvCM
KevinD
05-23-2013, 01:33 AM
Jeebus H Christos.....Just saw the stuff in London. Methinks it's about time to have another Holy Crusade, since apparently they have forgotten that we won(ish)
What I'm really thinking now though is fuck, it takes a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg gggggggggggggg time for windows to update after a re-install.
deebakes
05-23-2013, 01:36 AM
here, the whole time
:shock:
Teh One Who Knocks
05-23-2013, 04:47 PM
*sigh*
deebakes
05-23-2013, 06:26 PM
:hug:
Hal-9000
05-23-2013, 07:07 PM
here, the whole time
take me to a gay bar
a gay bar
Hugh_Janus
05-23-2013, 07:12 PM
Unfortunately the EDL are fucking Idiots
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5VDbu-HLMs
:rofl:
Teh One Who Knocks
05-23-2013, 07:13 PM
http://i.imgur.com/S5XaC9l.png
I gotta slow down on movie downloads this month :oops:
DemonGeminiX
05-23-2013, 07:17 PM
Summer blockbusters baby!
:dance:
Muddy
05-23-2013, 07:36 PM
Kim dot com salutes you.
Hal-9000
05-23-2013, 08:22 PM
http://i.imgur.com/S5XaC9l.png
I gotta slow down on movie downloads this month :oops:
I have 125gigs allowable per month...
just downloaded 5 seasons of the TV show Castle----52 gigs oopsy :oops:
Hal-9000
05-23-2013, 08:23 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/4j6b78.png
http://i.imgur.com/S5XaC9l.png
I gotta slow down on movie downloads this month :oops:
Someone at TP was crying that Verizon restricted his bandwidth after he hit 1TB of data within the month. What the hell would you possibly do with more than 1TB of media every month?
Hal-9000
05-23-2013, 08:29 PM
Someone at TP was crying that Verizon restricted his bandwidth after he hit 1TB of data within the month. What the hell would you possibly do with more than 1TB of media every month?
:hand:
it was all pictures and PDF's...no media
:hand:
it was all pictures and PDF's...no media
You mean someone spends more time on Imgur than RBP? :shock:
Hal-9000
05-23-2013, 08:45 PM
You mean someone spends more time on Imgur than RBP? :shock:
not sure....how many 100 kb pics would it take to make a terabyte
Teh One Who Knocks
05-23-2013, 08:55 PM
Someone at TP was crying that Verizon restricted his bandwidth after he hit 1TB of data within the month. What the hell would you possibly do with more than 1TB of media every month?
1TB in a month? :-s
That's just ridiculous
Hal-9000
05-23-2013, 08:57 PM
I just noticed that all of my weekly TV shows are done for the season.....now I only have 4 shows that come on Sunday night to download...
my ISP is going to send me a get well card :lol:
Hal-9000
05-23-2013, 09:30 PM
...hoping my supervisor goes home soon. I'm tired and no wanna work any more today
Hal-9000
05-23-2013, 09:32 PM
I had a day off today :d
I hope you enjoyed it
:beatdown:
I hope you enjoyed it
:beatdown:
I did enjoy it, I #stayedhome #madetea #cleanedsnaketank :lol:
deebakes
05-23-2013, 09:39 PM
#cleanedsnaketank ... that's what i call it too :wank:
Hal-9000
05-23-2013, 09:41 PM
I paint my dick yellow and call it #peelingthebanana
:wank:
Hal-9000
05-23-2013, 09:47 PM
and so.....our shipper has a kickin stereo system. He listens to every type of music from the rock oldies to new hip hop.
I put on a serious face and tell my supervisor that I have to make a complaint to HR. He asks why....I respond - Because (our shipper) is playing Negro music.
My supervisor is black and knows that I love old R & B, funk, soul etc.....his look was exactly like this ---> :shock:
:rofl:
KevinD
05-23-2013, 09:56 PM
Piss on all y'all with your fancy high data limits! :lol:
I'm stuck with 25G (but unlimited after midnight)
Just for that, here's to y'all having a most excellent 4 day weekend....:rofl:
Jezter
05-24-2013, 10:05 AM
#stayedhome #madetea #cleanedsnaketank
#cleanedsnaketank
#peelingthebanana
:wank:
We Instragram now!
Also, this is utterly wrong use of hashtags is one of my newly found pet peeves.
Teh One Who Knocks
05-24-2013, 10:17 AM
I hope you enjoyed it
:beatdown:
Didn't you have Monday off? :-s
We Instragram now!
Also, this is utterly wrong use of hashtags is one of my newly found pet peeves.
Thanks, I can't stand it either.
Teh One Who Knocks
05-24-2013, 10:18 AM
We Instragram now!
Also, this is utterly wrong use of hashtags is one of my newly found pet peeves.
#hashtagsnob
Teh One Who Knocks
05-24-2013, 10:18 AM
Thanks, I can't stand it either.
#hashtagsnobtoo
Teh One Who Knocks
05-24-2013, 10:22 AM
#bringit
Teh One Who Knocks
05-24-2013, 10:25 AM
#:nana:
Hal-9000
05-24-2013, 02:59 PM
We Instragram now!
Also, this is utterly wrong use of hashtags is one of my newly found pet peeves.
#swedishbuttboy :wave:
Hal-9000
05-24-2013, 03:00 PM
holy Great Britain, it's been raining since Tuesday
Teh One Who Knocks
05-24-2013, 03:00 PM
#sweden>finland
Hal-9000
05-24-2013, 03:00 PM
#sweden>finland
#truth
Who knew being on vacation was so much work?
Teh One Who Knocks
05-24-2013, 05:12 PM
What's "vacation"? :confused:
Goofy
05-24-2013, 05:16 PM
What's "vacation"? :confused:
That thing i'm doing in 3 weeks time :face:
deebakes
05-24-2013, 05:21 PM
#fuckoff
What's "vacation"? :confused:
Same thing as Work except you are in a different location and you don't get paid.
Hal-9000
05-24-2013, 06:45 PM
That thing i'm doing in 3 weeks time :face:
I have June 22rd to July 1st off :tup:
Hugh_Janus
05-24-2013, 08:06 PM
not amused
Teh One Who Knocks
05-24-2013, 08:59 PM
I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up
This is fucking awesome
Hal-9000
05-24-2013, 09:05 PM
I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up
This is fucking awesome
*throat punches Lance while driving*
Teh One Who Knocks
05-24-2013, 09:07 PM
WTF was that for? :-s
Hal-9000
05-24-2013, 09:27 PM
singing that damn pop song constantly :x
Teh One Who Knocks
05-24-2013, 09:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes
:dance:
Hal-9000
05-24-2013, 10:02 PM
WTF was that for? :-s
http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?49062-Cops-Woman-23-Assaulted-Boyfriend-Because-He-Would-Not-Stop-Singing-That-Catchy-quot-Thrift-Shop-quot-Song&highlight=macklemore+song+woman+hits+boyfriend
Teh One Who Knocks
05-24-2013, 10:14 PM
http://i.imgur.com/vswEE8J.gif
Hal-9000
05-24-2013, 10:16 PM
he be an ugly white man, trying to sound black :hand:
This perfectly describes my week. :|
http://i.imgur.com/JvQ34Zc.jpg
redred
05-25-2013, 08:42 AM
today is all about the music in bristol :woot:
Jezter
05-25-2013, 10:00 AM
This perfectly describes my week. :|
http://i.imgur.com/JvQ34Zc.jpg
:haha:
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