Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[DemonGeminiX]

Show me the way to go home
I'm tired and I wanna go to bed
Well I had a little drink about an hour ago
And it went right to my head...

[Hal-9000]

I just wanna go home :|


me too....the new folks moved in today and have already asked me to do some of their work...ffs we've already changed half our building to accommodate the little darlings for cold/dust/life in our environment

[DemonGeminiX]

Phew! Almost fucked that one up.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's gonna be a long and shitty day :|

[Muddy]

Are you already at work?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've been at work for more than an hour

[Richard Cranium]

Time to do a water pump on my pile of shit truck,

[Muddy]

I've been at work for more than an hour

What time do you get up?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What time do you get up?

3:15....at work by 4

[Muddy]

Wow! No wonder you arent on in the evening...

[Loser]

It's gonna be a long and shitty day :|

http://i41.tinypic.com/j6mqgz.jpg

??? :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

Wow, I should check my Yahoo email account more often. I haven't been in there since March.

:lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I have :twisted:

[Hal-9000]

Wow, I should check my Yahoo email account more often. I haven't been in there since March.

:lol:

I have a Gmail account set up that pulls in notes from my other two real addresses....logged into it the other day and had 319 notes :lol:

[KevinD]

Yep, been one of those days.

On the way to work, stopped to get fuel. While filling the car up, realized that wasn't gonna be a fart, so did the clenched butt run into the restroom. One stall open thank god! Drop trou, release the flood gates, then find one, count it, one f-ing square of toilet paper on roll. Guys beside me said they couldn't get an extra roll off theirs, but handed me a big wad of paper. Got all cleaned up, headed back to car, and seems some one must have "borrowed" the fuel nozzle, as the pump showed 26 gallons dispensed. My car only old 16 gals.

[Hal-9000]

Yep, been one of those days.

On the way to work, stopped to get fuel. While filling the car up, realized that wasn't gonna be a fart, so did the clenched butt run into the restroom. One stall open thank god! Drop trou, release the flood gates, then find one, count it, one f-ing square of toilet paper on roll. Guys beside me said they couldn't get an extra roll off theirs, but handed me a big wad of paper. Got all cleaned up, headed back to car, and seems some one must have "borrowed" the fuel nozzle, as the pump showed 26 gallons dispensed. My car only old 16 gals.


:( shitty on a few fronts Kev, sorry to hear

[KevinD]

It happens I guess. The store had the guy that stole my fuel on camera. Not sure what they can/will do about it, as the manager tried to say it was my fault for leaving the pump going. Yeah, it was, but, when you gotta go, sometimes, you gotta go now. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

now that we're sharing....I was having some serious stomach problems and got referred to the GI specialist....

I'm in the waiting room waiting for almost 2 hours, my name is called and I jet to the washroom double time :lol:


Made the doc wait a few minutes and he was cross with me...the irony is that a major part of my problem was that I couldn't go for weeks...

[DemonGeminiX]

I have a Gmail account set up that pulls in notes from my other two real addresses....logged into it the other day and had 319 notes :lol:

If I set that up with every email account I have that I actually check on a regular basis, my entire day would be spent sorting through emails.

[DemonGeminiX]

Yep, been one of those days.

On the way to work, stopped to get fuel. While filling the car up, realized that wasn't gonna be a fart, so did the clenched butt run into the restroom. One stall open thank god! Drop trou, release the flood gates, then find one, count it, one f-ing square of toilet paper on roll. Guys beside me said they couldn't get an extra roll off theirs, but handed me a big wad of paper. Got all cleaned up, headed back to car, and seems some one must have "borrowed" the fuel nozzle, as the pump showed 26 gallons dispensed. My car only old 16 gals.

I'd have to hunt that bastard down.

[KevinD]

now that we're sharing....I was having some serious stomach problems and got referred to the GI specialist....

I'm in the waiting room waiting for almost 2 hours, my name is called and I jet to the washroom double time :lol:


Made the doc wait a few minutes and he was cross with me...the irony is that a major part of my problem was that I couldn't go for weeks...
I can't recall the last time I was constipated. Usually pretty regular, esp considering all the travel I do. Have had a few bad instances of severe diarrhea when overseas. Seems, the universal sign is pointing at your butt, making hand gestures down and outwards and "Sppppwwwwoooossshhhhh" sounds.

[KevinD]

I'd have to hunt that bastard down.

Out of state plates. Matter of fact, the plates were New York state. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I can't recall the last time I was constipated. Usually pretty regular, esp considering all the travel I do. Have had a few bad instances of severe diarrhea when overseas. Seems, the universal sign is pointing at your butt, making hand gestures down and outwards and "Sppppwwwwoooossshhhhh" sounds.


Geezus hal, don't hold back with your comment or anything :lol: :lol:

[Hal-9000]

If I set that up with every email account I have that I actually check on a regular basis, my entire day would be spent sorting through emails.

at one point I said enough...

one ISP email
one hotmail account
one gmail for backup


simple is as simple does :lol:

[KevinD]

Geezus hal, don't hold back with your comment or anything :lol: :lol:

I've seen your thread..Nothing new in this conversation. :lol:

[Richard Cranium]

I'll hunt him down for ya bro.Fucking worthless New Yorkers are, as a whole, a bunch of fucking crooks.


As bad as your morning was it was still better than shitting your pants.. Good thing you didn't trust that fart..

[KevinD]

What's a Gmail account good for? Smart phone stuff?

[KevinD]

I'll hunt him down for ya bro.Fucking worthless New Yorkers are, as a whole, a bunch of fucking crooks.


As bad as your morning was it was still better than shitting your pants.. Good thing you didn't trust that fart..

Since the thread has gone to hell....Had that happen once coming back from fire training. The porta potties were out of service, and I didn't quite make it back to town. Lots of beer and Mexican food the night before. Not a good combo. :lol:

Oh, and thanks for the offer, but I didn't write the number down. I was/am mad about it, but, what are you gonna do. Had I caught him red handed, it's be a different story.

[Hal-9000]

What's a Gmail account good for? Smart phone stuff?

lots of storage space and it allows pretty large file attachments with each note...


my current g/f is out of town right now and she sends me too many 'picture' and video emails..... :naughty:

woman still doesn't get that you can take a phone pic and it doesn't have to be 80000 x 38000 pixels and 14 MB :lol:

[Richard Cranium]

2006 Denver Grand Pix, I literally started shitting my fire suit during the race. I dove into the 130f port-0-shitter only to discover the lack of shit tickets too late. Got suited back up just in time for the next pit stop, minus my nomex socks that I left in the blue water..

[Richard Cranium]

lots of storage space and it allows pretty large file attachments with each note...


my current g/f is out of town right now and she sends me too many 'picture' and video emails..... :naughty:

woman still doesn't get that you can take a phone pic and it doesn't have to be 80000 x 38000 pixels and 14 MB :lol:

Not as good as your thread here I bet;

[KevinD]

2006 Denver Grand Pix, I literally started shitting my fire suit during the race. I dove into the 130f port-0-shitter only to discover the lack of shit tickets too late. Got suited back up just in time for the next pit stop, minus my nomex socks that I left in the blue water..

Were you racing or on response crew? Either way....Yep :lol:

[Hal-9000]

2006 Denver Grand Pix, I literally started shitting my fire suit during the race. I dove into the 130f port-0-shitter only to discover the lack of shit tickets too late. Got suited back up just in time for the next pit stop, minus my nomex socks that I left in the blue water..


:lol:

you do some race driving RC? cool bro

[Richard Cranium]

Mechanic, I started off doing Fire/Rescue back in the 80's, was able to parlay that into a few entry level mechanics jobs.

I ended up out in AZ running a semi pro feeder series team (like AAA ball) Ended up at Indy, won the crew chief award at the 500 my last year. I drove competitively during most of my AZ stint, started out testing our "house" cars and got picked up by an amateur driver/car owner that we provided for. I ended up leaving the gig because I had topped out and wasn't learning anything and although competitive as a driver, I didn't have the backing to make a career out of it.
Sad part is, some of the schmucks I ran against made the big show.. Cool part is some of the schmucks I had driving for me made the big show..

So when I say that Danica is a no talent CUNT, I say that with experience and authority. :tup:

[KevinD]

I fully agree with the Danica comment. I would also say that when DEjr first came up to top, he had no business being there. None at all. I never advanced further than dirt track racing in bombers, the street stock classes. First time I ever turned right at speed on a track what at the SRT driving school thingie we got when I bought my wife's car. Pretty damned fun, and I found out there's a nice road course about an hour drive from my home. I bought a 91 Camaro to make into a stock class road racer (I don't remember what the class name was, but had to be stock body, drivetrain and suspension other than shocks tires and brakes) Never did a thing with it and finally sold it.

[Richard Cranium]

American Sedan? That was a class that was available in SCCA, at least it was 10 years ago.

We tested at a club track just outside of Houston several 8-10 times a year, swamp ass hot,

we stayed right in the city so the nightlife was pretty ok. We also raced around the Reunion Arena (?) Astro Dome for a couple of years.

[KevinD]

No, I'm sure it wasn't sedan, as I have always had coupes. :lol: I've found the track: www.msrhouston.com but not really anything about the racing classes. Oh well, it was mostly a pipe dream.

[Richard Cranium]

yep. MSR is the place.

[KevinD]

For some reason, on the SRT track day, we ran the course clockwise, which is backwards. Anyhow, I had an absolute blast, and didn't do too terribly bad considering that at the time I knew jack all about the science of road racing. SRT also had a small auto cross cone course setup, and I turned in the 3rd fastest time of the day. Still got my SRT jacket somewhere around here that I won for 3rd. :lol:

[Richard Cranium]

My guess is this is the sanctioning body of the class you considered.

http://www.nasaproracing.com/

[KevinD]

Wow, yep that was the sanctioning body. Now that I had a quick look at the classification rules, I could kick myself for not remembering the class. F-ing duh....Camaro/Mustang challenge. Looked to me like the easiest to get started in with a vehicle whose dynamics I was familiar with.

[Richard Cranium]

Cool deal. I've built several similar class cars that competed for the National Championship in SCCA, no champs but a few top 3's and a bunch of divisional championships.

[KevinD]

I'm a total newbie at road course stuff. Still want to try it some day on a more regular basis though. Lately I've been studying the Lateral-g website and kicking around the idea of getting a 71-73 Camaro to build and play with.

[Richard Cranium]

kinda bad for road racing.. heavy with really really shitty suspension..

Look at the rules really good, figure out what cars you like and then look around for something already built. Much, much, much cheaper that way, many of the NASA cars can go for only a few grand vs. many, many thousands to build something decent. Plenty of creative work left to do as you learn what it takes to go faster.
I started out building a VW GTI from scratch, big mistake, piles of parts I had to buy over and over until I finally learned the right combo of shit needed to be competitive. I finally won a regional championship after a couple of years but could have done it much sooner and much cheaper if I had just bought a decent used one locally to begin with.
I cant stress enough that you will have plenty to tinker with, it will soon be just as much yours as if you built from scratch only cheaper, quicker and less frustrating..

[KevinD]

I've been browsing various places looking for a built car already. No doubt in my mind I want a Camaro or Mustang. I've thought about a Miata, and even driven a couple stock class race prepped, but just couldn't warm to them.

[KevinD]

Speaking of, gonna go browse racing junk for a bit.

[DemonGeminiX]

Ok, so Chinese food turned out to be a bad idea.

:meh:

[RBP]

Ok, so Chinese food turned out to be a bad idea.

:meh:


I have found, several times lately, that my fulfilling my food cravings was very disappointing.

[DemonGeminiX]

Me fulfilling my food craving in this instance turned into a huge bowel movement.

[RBP]

Me fulfilling my food craving in this instance turned into a huge bowel movement.

:tmi:

[Richard Cranium]

Had a few Canadian Brothers stay at the FH last night, they are on there way fown to NYC for the house rebuilding project. My Chief set them up to be able to ride our rigs yesterday. I scraped them up from the bar at 2am and brought them back to the station.. Then I ended up sleeping on the couch in the lounge because of the drunk snoring fucks.

[redred]

http://i.imgur.com/xFw1y0n.jpg:canada:

[redred]

while theres only one thing for it ,nearly time to find a pub and watch some footie

[Goofy]

I put a pizza in the oven.......... then fell asleep! :facepalm: God the house stinks!

[DemonGeminiX]

Hahahaha... :lol:

[RBP]

Nice one Goof. Never cook hammered. :lol:

[Richard Cranium]

we had a fire last spring, guy came home drunk and fell asleep with a pot on the stove,, burned the fucking house to the ground.

[KevinD]

Had a few Canadian Brothers stay at the FH last night, they are on there way fown to NYC for the house rebuilding project. My Chief set them up to be able to ride our rigs yesterday. I scraped them up from the bar at 2am and brought them back to the station.. Then I ended up sleeping on the couch in the lounge because of the drunk snoring fucks.


we had a fire last spring, guy came home drunk and fell asleep with a pot on the stove,, burned the fucking house to the ground.
My years in the FD were from very late 20's to early 40's. I've put out a many a fire while drunk off my ass, but never set one on fire, :lol:

[redred]

:woot: i got shown how to use snapchat yesterday

[minz]

What's snapchat?

[redred]

Like picture messaging you send a photo to people but the photo gets wiped in 10 seconds unless you do a screen grab :lol:

[Loser]

Like picture messaging you send a photo to people but the photo gets wiped in 10 seconds unless you do a screen grab :lol:

There's ways to hack the app so the pics don't dissappear.

[Richard Cranium]

Heading south to NYC

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Heading south to NYC

I'm sorry :(

[Richard Cranium]

me too.

on a positive note, we are stopping off in PA to get our non resident ccw permits..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

If you happen to run into Mayor Bloomberg while you're down there, do us all a favor and punch him in the face for us :thumbsup:

[Richard Cranium]

in a fucking heartbeat..

:throatpunch:

[Richard Cranium]

just crossed the gwb into the shithole called the Bronx..

[Hal-9000]

just got home from driving a 2014 Toyota Corolla...they handle fine and are a pretty nice ride for a compact car. It had a huge backup camera and what Toyota would consider as some futuristic amenities :lol: like USB, a touchscreen etc.


radio still had knobs which I like and the interior had a better seating position, more visibility than a Honda Civic.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

just got home from driving a 2014 Toyota Corolla...they handle fine and are a pretty nice ride for a compact car. It had a huge backup camera and what Toyota would consider as some futuristic amenities :lol: like USB, a touchscreen etc.


radio still had knobs which I like and the interior had a better seating position, more visibility than a Honda Civic.

And is it in your price range?

[Hal-9000]

It would be about the same as a 2013 Civic after I add in the fuzzy dice and the plastic sheeting for the entire back seat area and trunk....8-[

the Civic had a little more pep but it put you pretty far back from the deep dash and the windshield was sloped quite a bit too....The Corolla felt larger inside. I drove a Mazda 3 and that little car had balls, but it felt a little cramped and seemed like in a few years it would shake apart. Of all compacts, the 2014 Chevy Cruze is highly rated...something about the future reliability makes me stay away tho..

the Corolla had a very clean dash with basic controls, some infotainment stuff that looked simple to use and practical

[Teh One Who Knocks]

All I can add to it it...I have had very good luck with my Toyota and all the people at the dealership. It was the single best experience I ever had when buying a new vehicle.

[Hal-9000]

this is the LE CVT trim

I like the new severe front end....the car feels bigger inside than on the outside and it's got standard heated front seats, air, camera and about 50 other things :thumbsup:




http://i.imgur.com/aKgL74v.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So is that what you're leaning towards now?

[Hal-9000]

I could drive 5 more cars and still not decide :| they're compact cars so they all lack something unless you want to go up over 25-30 thousand...

The new Corolla came out last week and my sales guy hadn't been in one until today :lol: We explored it together... unlike the Mazda guy who had no idea how to initialize the Bluetooth or get the gps to work...

I've driven two Honda Civics...last guy gave me the highest, pimped up trim level... two up from the car I was looking at. What a knob :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I could drive 5 more cars and still not decide :| they're compact cars so they all lack something unless you want to go up over 25-30 thousand...

The new Corolla came out last week and my sales guy hadn't been in one until today :lol: We explored it together... unlike the Mazda guy who had no idea how to initialize the Bluetooth or get the gps to work...

I've driven two Honda Civics...last guy gave me the highest, pimped up trim level... two up from the car I was looking at. What a knob :lol:

:-k :-k







































I've decided for you, get the Corolla :thumbsup:

[Loser]

fk that.

Hal, I see you driving an old gremlin, or pinto.

This is my will, and thus should be done.

I demand pics when it happens :lol:

[Hal-9000]

yes and I see you looking up at me from beneath my thighs while you're tongue bathing my taint...............but we can't get everything we want, can we :lol:

[Loser]

You know damn well you'd pimp the shit outa this car :lol:

http://i39.tinypic.com/28qrtpc.jpg

[Hal-9000]

You know damn well you'd pimp the shit outa this car :lol:

http://i39.tinypic.com/28qrtpc.jpg

whatdoya mean??

great color, awesome pinstripe detail, 16'' slicks...that car is already a mean pussywagon :lol:

[Muddy]

Im gonna go ahead and grow a beard early this year... Great god this thing is itching me...

[KevinD]

Made it to Enid Oklahoma. 600 odd miles, 10hrs drive.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I really need to see an optometrist.

[Muddy]

Did you guys know Iran had a new president?

[RBP]

Did you guys know Iran had a new president?

I did. While it seems positive we have to remember the muluhs are still in charge, particularly of the nuclear program.

[DemonGeminiX]

I can't believe they made it harder than it had to be.

[DemonGeminiX]

It doesn't count towards a degree and I'm supposed to be doing it just for fun. That statement of accomplishment isn't important to me.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-k

[Richard Cranium]

Heading into Manhattan shortly. We have passes to the 9/11 memorial and a visit set up at the FH right at ground zero. maybe heading out to look up lady liberty skirt after that.

Hooked up with my IPFD buddys last night for a few cocktails, crazy bunch of fuckers..

[Richard Cranium]

This is seriously bordering on overwhelming.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Getting any photos?

[Richard Cranium]

http://i43.tinypic.com/24lpmbc.jpg

[Hal-9000]

I don't think I could visit Ground Zero...as a teenager I saw the Reader's Digest article featuring the story of Philippe Petit, the guy who broke into and then crossed from World Trade Center One over to Two, on a tightrope. The buildings were still new, under construction on the upper floors and the story amazed me.

It would be strange looking up at complete loss...for me anyways :(

[Hal-9000]

http://s5.tinypic.com/24lpmbc_th.jpg


that's the new building?? I had no idea it was so far along


:thumbsup: way to go New York

[minz]

Our new machine arrived today at work, we're all dying to play with it. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Our new machine arrived today at work, we're all dying to play with it. :lol:

:naughty:

[DemonGeminiX]

Our new machine arrived today at work, we're all dying to play with it. :lol:

:wank:

Upload videos.






:demon:

[minz]

:naughty:


:wank:

Upload videos.






:demon:

You pair of pervs :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

We're waiting...

[-(

[KevinD]

Make it a trifecta Minz. :lol: You KNOW you can't say something like that and get away with it. :lol:

[FBD]

:lol:


quiet here on a friday! yall actually working or something? :lol:

[Pony]

busy,busy,busy!

[Richard Cranium]

http://newyorksaysthankyou.org/

[Hal-9000]

reading Dan Brown's Inferno


critics are correct, he is a crap writer :lol:

[Richard Cranium]

made CNN, fox, etc.. worldwide shit, man.

[Fodster]

Up at 6am on a Saturday, searching the forums, golf at 10.50 and a few beers tonight. Great Saturday!

[RBP]

Wow. Honestly, I don't know if I have ever been more tired than I am right now. On 4 hours sleep, I worked 8.5 hours then served beer at a charity event for another 7, then had a few cocktails. I am going to crash SO hard. Then it's back at it with yet another charity event from 10-7 tomorrow.

As I am likely to lose my job soon, the stress is mounting.

[Richard Cranium]

4:00 am, home now.

[Fodster]

Wow. Honestly, I don't know if I have ever been more tired than I am right now. On 4 hours sleep, I worked 8.5 hours then served beer at a charity event for another 7, then had a few cocktails. I am going to crash SO hard. Then it's back at it with yet another charity event from 10-7 tomorrow.

As I am likely to lose my job soon, the stress is mounting.

How come you are likely to lose the job? Good work with the charity stuff though :tup:

[RBP]

How come you are likely to lose the job? Good work with the charity stuff though :tup:

I'll post more details another time, but what has been 80%+ of my tasks got abruptly moved to a centralized data center.

And thanks... I enjoy the charity work.

[RBP]

Just sent these:


Dear [senators and representative]:

After much reading, consideration, and reflection, this usually hawkish conservative has decided that the US should stay out of Syria. The Syrian civil war is not an eminent threat to US interests, our involvement risks widening the conflict, and international law can be upheld without the use of US force.

Please vote NO on legislation authorizing the use of force in Syria.

[deebakes]

really adrian peterson? :shock:

[redred]

got to do that thing people call 'work' again next week :sad2:

[RBP]

got to do that thing people call 'work' again next week :sad2:

:hills: the end is nigh!

[FBD]

aye, it is, then it becomes time for the real work to begin

[Jezter]

Wheee! A new phone!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Wheee! A new phone!

iPhone? :-s

[Jezter]

iPhone? :-s

:slap: Fuck no!
Nokia Lumia 720.

[FBD]

sup Jez

[Jezter]

sup Jez
Sup FBD.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap: Fuck no!
Nokia Lumia 720.

:nana:

[FBD]

cripes, its 1 already.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

cripes, its 1 already.

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 10:58 AM.

[Jezter]

cripes, its 1 already.


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 10:58 AM.

:hand:
20:00.

[DemonGeminiX]

Says 1:16pm here.

:-k

[Hal-9000]

morning :wavey:

[Muddy]

Hal- Are you having 'buyers remorse' yet?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

morning :wavey:

:hi:

[FBD]

Hal- Are you having 'buyers remorse' yet?

I am :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Hal- Are you having 'buyers remorse' yet?


need to get the car first... but thanks for the positive reinforcement :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

so I've been listening to this lately and was trying to figure out which singer she reminded me of when she was making those faces...and then it hit me. Robert Plant! :lol: (just the look)


she was 16 when they recorded the song, this is a live version :thumbsup:




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7T64Qo3bdU

[redred]

:rip: dags 1 year today since you took your life

[Hal-9000]

:(

you must remember..

[redred]

the fucker chose the easy way out thats the sad thing, he had loads of people that could have helped

[Hal-9000]

married chick next door tried to light their camper parked in the driveway on fire one night...she ended up killing herself...

I've only spoken to the guy next door once since then (nice guy with a 14 yr old boy)...I told him this:

You may have thought - If only I said something, paid more attention, if I listened closer to her....tried to show her more love.

It doesn't work that way with depression. You can be getting counseling, you can be put on a good drug program and you can be surrounded by the most supportive people in the world...but that doesn't stop depression. It's a decision made within, either based on personality or brain chemicals depending on who and what you believe.

Sometimes the decision is made and nothing will change the outcome :(

[Muddy]

Sometimes anti depressants can help the outcome though.. (not that it's anyones fault)

[redred]

well all i know is that the guy that turned up on his door step that night with the rope had a heart attack last month ,karma's a bitch some times

[Hal-9000]

Sometimes anti depressants can help the outcome though.. (not that it's anyones fault)

for sure....they're finding more and more proof that imbalances in brain chemicals cause depression, whereas in the past it was considered a 'thought process'

[Hal-9000]

well all i know is that the guy that turned up on his door step that night with the rope had a heart attack last month ,karma's a bitch some times


someone aided him with his death?


:( that's fucked up

[redred]

More told him to do it

[Hal-9000]

More told him to do it

I'm going to make a probably unpopular comment....

I feel it's your right to end your life. If you're in physical or mental pain..or perhaps you've done something you can't live with...or had something done to you that's unbearable...why go through life in absolute misery, dreading every day?

I don't feel that anyone can make a value judgement about another person and say- Life is great! How dare you end yours?? - until you've walked a mile in that person's shoes.



anyways...I don't agree with what your buddy's friend did there...you try and help until you can't help anymore and then the decision is left with the person in question...

[Muddy]

I'm going to make a probably unpopular comment....

I feel it's your right to end your life. .


I disagree if there are children involved.. You made a commitment to them.. No easy outs.

[Hal-9000]

I disagree if there are children involved.. You made a commitment to them.. No easy outs.

completely agree

[FBD]

here's another instance where I'm thinking, if I open my mouth, these guys are going to think I'm even crazier than they already do :lol:

sorry to hear...buddy of mine did that, years ago. its why I have (t)his brutally sharp katana in my possession.

[FBD]

I disagree if there are children involved.. You made a commitment to them.. No easy outs.

it changes the weight of karma, yes

[Hal-9000]

here's another instance where I'm thinking, if I open my mouth, these guys are going to think I'm even crazier than they already do :lol:

sorry to hear...buddy of mine did that, years ago. its why I have (t)his brutally sharp katana in my possession.

I have a 36 inch plastic katana at work (plus I'm a level 15 wiffle ball bat master) .....I challenge you to a fight! :x

[FBD]

chopped watermelons with it once...it was awesome :lol: it makes the perfect "schoop" sound cutting through the air, too.

if the blade is straight, that is :lol:

[Hal-9000]

One of our daily drivers has a 5 yr old son....he met the katana and fell in love with it. We have little swordfights when he visits. I teach him respect for the opponent and respect for the weapons.

The other day I was showing him how to punch effectively from the waist, into some boxes filled with paper...when all of a sudden his Mom pulls up to help the hubby with deliveries :shock:

we were sooooo busted and she was not happy with Uncle hal :lol:

[FBD]

:lol: that's why wu de I think they call it, martial morality, is rather important. knowing when to fuck shit up and knowing when to stay put.

[Richard Cranium]

3 days with out tramadol is making me a tad fucking pissy.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

You trying to kick the habit?

[Richard Cranium]

No, not in the littlest bit. Ive been trying to get my scrip filled, since Wed.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

that sucks, I dont understand how its difficult to put pills in a bottle. I seem to run into issues when I try to get a refill of something

[Richard Cranium]

NYS recently reclassified it as a narc/controlled substance, even though it isn't. so you have many hoops to jump to get it. Because I was out of town I fucked myself, couldn't get it before I left, actually started half dosing last week.
Fuckers wont refill early but it takes almost a week to get so I end up short dosing or doing without,,

[redred]

http://i.imgur.com/qE9K8mG.jpg
first injury of the new job ,walked in to a bar top this morning and bashed my kidney area already going a few shades of the rainbow

[PorkChopSandwiches]

At least you got a job now hippy

[redred]

i was told to find one :lol:

[Richard Cranium]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2mnf23d.jpg

[redred]

:lol:

[Richard Cranium]

Too cool, my most recent rookie class got me a gift cert at LA Police Gear..

[minz]

Had a bit of a hissy fit.... ok more than a bit, with the deputy manager at the hotel today, can't wait for the repercussions of that little "discussion" tomorrow.

[redred]

take a snake or 2 in your hand bag

[minz]

Haha yeah, that should keep him at a distance :lol:

[redred]

i haven't been out for a few weeks now , i'm planning to mash friday into a pulp :woot:

[redred]

ok after a few large vodka's my kidney is hurting wonder if i did do some damage with that knock

[Richard Cranium]

May I be the first to recommend you getting it checked out.. If you have the slightest doubt, go.. Internal injuries are nothing to fuck around with.. If something is fucked it isn't going to get better by itself, it's going to get worse.

GO,,

[Richard Cranium]

OBTW, your pic really should go in the selfie thread or Hal's Hole//

:dance:

[RBP]

Assad outclassed Charlie Rose.

[Muddy]

Charlie Murphy?

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/qE9K8mG.jpg
first injury of the new job ,walked in to a bar top this morning and bashed my kidney area already going a few shades of the rainbow


is that your EAR?? :shock:


holy moly

[Hal-9000]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2mnf23d.jpg


:rofl:

[Muddy]

I so glad I didn't just fart into my seat at work and went to the toilet instead.. I would have shit in my pants! I had a weird feeling...

[redred]

:lol:

[Loser]

I so glad I didn't just fart into my seat at work and went to the toilet instead.. I would have shit in my pants! I had a weird feeling...

Few things to remember once you hit 40.

Never trust a wet fart.
Never waste a hard on.
If you lost your glasses they're on your head.
If you lost your keys, they're in your "other" pocket.

[deebakes]

muddy is 52 :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think I know who can help solve the whole Syria issue...and from his quote, he seems more capable than anyone in the Obama administration so far :-k


If there's a problem, yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

~Vanilla Ice

[Hal-9000]

I'm getting sick and damned tired of the shockwave plugin tanking and freezing my browser :x :x

[KevinD]

Jeebus, there's nothing at all worth watching on tonight.

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

You missed Sons of Anarchy? Baseball?



On another note, I'm seriously starting to not give a flying fuck.

[FBD]

oh, its the 11th. I think I will just stay out of the 911 thread, the subject belongs in the conspiracy section. but I know the thread is to honor those lost...that's on the government's head, and while its good to honor the dead, all 911 represents for me is a large event in an endless string of governments fucking their people.

:sealed:

[Jezter]

oh, its the 11th. I think I will just stay out of the 911 thread, the subject belongs in the conspiracy section. but I know the thread is to honor those lost...that's on the government's head, and while its good to honor the dead, all 911 represents for me is a large event in an endless string of governments fucking their people.

:sealed:

http://i.imgur.com/sNSwDZm.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why do so many people insist on hitting "Reply All" to a mass e-mail? :|

[FBD]

http://i.imgur.com/sNSwDZm.jpg

sorry to go sertes on ya jez, but 7 speaks for itself...and we've already been through all of it ad nauseum :)


http://www.zerohedge.com/contributed/2013-09-11/poll-more-americans-believe-world-trade-center-7-was-demolished-911-believe-g

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I really hate work sometimes :|

[Muddy]

You know what I dont like? Chicks with Dicks...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:liar:

[Muddy]

It's really quiet on here today...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, not sure where everyone is

[Richard Cranium]

I'm on a boat

[Hal-9000]

I'm on a prison work program

[Jezter]

I am eating.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I AM IRON MAN

:headbang:

[Jezter]

I AM IRON MAN

:headbang:

http://gloda.net/pb/20100428ironman/ironman.jpg

[FBD]

is it friday yet?

[Hal-9000]

yes

[Goofy]

It's really quiet on here today...


Yeah, not sure where everyone is

I was working........ then eating food :)

[FBD]

yes

ya bastad!

[Hal-9000]

fooled you for a microsecond


:haha:

[Noilly Pratt]

I'm working, supposedly

[FBD]

christ, shipping is expensive

[Richard Cranium]

Now I'm fucking sunburned.

[RBP]

christ, shipping is expensive

For Russian girls especially.

[Hal-9000]

For Russian girls especially.


:lol: you still got it..

[RBP]

:dance:

[Hal-9000]

exponential population apocalypse....now there's some scary stats


people don't believe in global warming...fine

this is real and happening as we speak...the numbers freaked me out

[Teh One Who Knocks]

exponential population apocalypse....now there's some scary stats


people don't believe in global warming...fine

this is real and happening as we speak...the numbers freaked me out

The entire population of the earth could fit in Texas, we went thru this before....there's plenty of room :nono:

[Hal-9000]

Don't make me pull the stats....it's kinda scary :|

[RBP]

Pull this... stat!

[Muddy]

The entire population of the earth could fit in Texas, we went thru this before....there's plenty of room :nono:

Yeah but the land to feed these people cant...

[minz]

5am!!! What the hell is my body clock trying to do to me. :wha:


Day 4 of training (last day yaaaay)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Rain for 5 days straight now, and very heavy at times....flash flood warnings since last night and all thru the night. Please send an ark ASAP.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Another flash flood warning on the radio now :wha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/56lsfrol.png

Got this SMS alert 3 times while I was driving into work this morning

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/8qR9OXx.jpg

And this was the road my g/f usually took to get back and forth to work.

[FBD]

damn!!!

[Richard Cranium]

I was listening to the Boulder County Fire/Police scanner early this morning, un fucking real.. I had to turn it off,

Stay safe Sir Lance,

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Thanks Rich :thumbsup:

It's supposed to keep raining like this all the way thru until Saturday morning sometime....girlfriend couldn't go to work today because of flooding, they closed her office because it's all flooded out in the parking lot.

[Muddy]

It's crazy when the systems in place get more water than they were designed for.. They just become totally useless..

[Hal-9000]

Our roads and riverways are built for heavy runoff because of snow....and our flood happened literally overnight, similar to what Lance is seeing...

[minz]

Rain for 5 days straight now, and very heavy at times....flash flood warnings since last night and all thru the night. Please send an ark ASAP.

You should just about get pepper and the cats in here, not sure where you're going to fit in though.

But on a more serious note be careful if you venture out and stay safe.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a302/Minni_the_minx/arc_zpsa3ba77a1.jpg

[Richard Cranium]

http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/ctid/247

If anyone is interested, click on the 'listen' buttons on the left of the screen. The ones with the most listeners are typically the ones with the most action. (duh)

I have a scanner app on my phone called Scanner Radio. I have it set to get text notifications when any channel goes over 1000 listeners. I find out about a lot of shitty things going on long before it hits the press..

[FBD]

ah SWEET....I am still eligible for USAA accounts and the whole knot :dance:

that's kinda fucked up that they kick you out as soon as you're not a member of the military, but divorcees...are infinitely eligible :rolleyes:

hey, I aint complainin...I havent closed on my other deal yet, I'ma see what these guys will do for a home loan for me.

[Goofy]

Must be about Breaking Bad time methinks :-k

[FBD]

its about time to break a bad shit, if I could get the fug off the phone :lol:

[Hal-9000]

so we have a new group working in our building...there's a tall good looking blonde girl who wears glasses....she has the ass and body of a goddess and is super quiet and shy...


today someone finally introduces us and she goes by 'Staz', apparently short for some European name
I instantly ask - SPAZ???

I've gotten the stinkeye before for various reasons.....today, the look she gave made my testicles contract right back up into my body cavity



:lol: oops

[FBD]

:lol: way to hit it out of the park, hal!

[Hal-9000]

I always put the extra O in smooooth :lol:

[Richard Cranium]

Northern Ocean County Fire and EMS Live Audio Feed

http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/7004/web


Major conflagration involving 4 to 5 blocks of the Seaside Park Boardwalk. The fire has now spread inn to Seaside Hights new boardwalk. 20 to 20 buildings burning.

[Hal-9000]

so I sold my old car yesterday to a coworker...

I had 3 brown people over last night, comes time to date the bill of sale and I kinda say in a low voice...oh, it's September 11th.

Swear to God both guys put their heads down and sigh and look uncomfortable. (these guys are Christians, not Muslim)

Knowing that I'm making things uncomfortable I say - Hey! it's a new day and time to make some better memories between the brown and white people!

they both laughed and looked visibly relieved :thumbsup:





hal-9000, having no shame since 1981

[Muddy]

so we have a new group working in our building...there's a tall good looking blonde girl who wears glasses....she has the ass and body of a goddess and is super quiet and shy...


today someone finally introduces us and she goes by 'Staz', apparently short for some European name
I instantly ask - SPAZ???

I've gotten the stinkeye before for various reasons.....today, the look she gave made my testicles contract right back up into my body cavity



:lol: oops

I bet she has never heard that before..

[Hal-9000]

I bet she has never heard that before..

she's very quiet with everyone I'm told...


after my faux pas her new hubby rolled up and she introduced everyone to him....my manager says - that's her way of pissing on the fence and marking herself as unavailable :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

6 flash flood warning SMS messages since I got to work this morning.

It's a mess out there :wha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/CmhSiYm.png

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/GJAN9lT.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/rTtVAc0.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/a7Jjj8H.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/5WejotA.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/1j2wAFZ.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/uMgNDmP.jpg

[FBD]

gahdayum!

[Hal-9000]

wow Lance there's a lot of road collapses.....that would scare the hell out of me coming up on it while driving :shock:

[Richard Cranium]

My kid is sleeping over his friends house tonight, the kids mom is standing outside talking to my wife..

She laughs just like this, no shit.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lQ0-dwl7wo

[KevinD]

Got the oil changed in my truck. While under there, I decided to try to track down some noises. Found driver's side front hub is bad. Will replace it later. Yay!

[KevinD]

Hmm, decisions, decisions. Was just offered a job in Pennsylvania, starting at $46/hr. Travel paid, Apartment paid. 2 weeks on, 2 weeks off. Dunno yet what ins would cost, but would only get $35/day per deim. Company truck, credit card, yada-yada.
After Penn st. income tax (3.07%) and an approximation of what the ins would cost (based on a buddy who works for said company) I'd bring home about 6k/month after fed taxes too.

Dunno if I want to work that hard for in reality, only a bit more than I make a year now.

[Richard Cranium]

You would be closer to be, prolly not worth the money.

[KevinD]

Actually, the more I look at it, the less attractive it looks. Everyone I know from here that works in Pennsylvania hates it up there.

Think I'm gonna let it pass me by. I'd rather stay where I am for now, though I am looking for another job. I'm at the point now where honestly, I'd rather be in an office than being out in the trenches everyday.

[redred]

wow just back from the drum and bass night ,happy days

[redred]

I don't feel too good

[RBP]

wow just back from the drum and bass night ,happy days


I don't feel too good

:-k

Me thinks one should visit the hangover thread. :lol: Glad you had a good time.

I slept like shit and am tired as fuck. Got some pussy though... eh it was ok.

[redred]

i'm good now ,went back to sleep for a bit

[Hal-9000]

there's one button or lever on my car I can't figure out....it's in the back up on the shelf under the rear window....maybe it's for the parachute? :-k

[redred]

Press it

[Hal-9000]

I have to yank it...it's like a recessed lever..


it's not to fold down the back seats for access to the trunk so it has me a little perplexed :lol:

[Hal-9000]

according to the diagram it's to eject babies


:lol:





*two hidden latches to attach baby seats

[DemonGeminiX]

So the science pundits are saying that Voyager has left our solar system and has entered into interstellar space. This is absolutely wonderful, awe-inspiring news. Then you've got some other science guys saying "hang on a minute... what about the Oort cloud? If it hasn't passed beyond the Oort cloud, then it hasn't left the solar system!"

It'll take Voyager about a thousand years or so to reach the Oort cloud.

:|