Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol: I hate installing parking sensors......... always scared i fuck up and make the hole too big :lol:

Use silly putty :tup:

[FBD]

Crazy mofo :lol:

its refreshing to see someone else get called that aside from me :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Fun fact: Did you know that gullible isn't in the dictionary? :)

:-k

Are you sure about that?

[DemonGeminiX]

Crazy mofo :lol:


its refreshing to see someone else get called that aside from me :lol:

Meh. If the shoe fits...

[Hal-9000]

effin pee! it's a white out and damn cold......I hate winter!! :x

[DemonGeminiX]

:hand:

Winter begins on December 21st. It's still Autumn.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/lgjSjOJ.jpg

[Hal-9000]

our weather guys need to have their hearts ripped out :lol:

they're never right and they still get to keep doing the same job....

today was supposed to be scattered flurries, lows about -10, no more than 1 cm accumultion


instead, with the wind it's -18C, and there's about 5 cm of snow on my car already :x

[Goofy]

its refreshing to see someone else get called that aside from me :lol:

I say that to DGX in the "matey, good on you, not my kinda thing but hey ho" kinda way........... but you.......... :mrgreen: :nuts: :P

[DemonGeminiX]

Weird. Someone was at the door, knocking and ringing the bell. I yelled "hang on a sec" (my hands were full) and about a minute later when I went to the door after putting my junk down, they were driving away. It looked like a county utility truck.

I wonder if they did a meter inspection or something.

:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Weird. Someone was at the door, knocking and ringing the bell. I yelled "hang on a sec" (my hands were full) and about a minute later when I went to the door after putting my junk down, they were driving away. It looked like a county utility truck.

I wonder if they did a meter inspection or something.

:-k

Maybe it was a serial killer :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

Maybe it was a cereal killer :-k

All I have is a box of Honey Nut Cheerios.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

All I have is a box of Honey Nut Cheerios.

:tumble:

[Hal-9000]

Weird. Someone was at the door, knocking and ringing the bell. I yelled "hang on a sec" (my hands were full) and about a minute later when I went to the door after putting my junk down, they were driving away. It looked like a county utility truck.

I wonder if they did a meter inspection or something.

:-k


Count the flowers, I bet it was thieves :shock:

[Hal-9000]

All I have is a box of Honey Nut Cheerios.


that was good, don't pay any attention to Lanky :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol:

I never pay attention to Lance.

I'll be back, I gotta run.

[Goofy]

I never pay attention to Lance.


You too? :shock:

















:mrgreen:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/nZkfNsi.jpg

:dance:

[Hal-9000]

You've been ba-na-naed

:haha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You've been ba-na-naed

:haha:

http://i.imgur.com/AMFgW70.gif

[RBP]

I don't think it's any secret that I have a Psychologist I have been working with for 3 years. What you may not know if she's a very attractive woman. Always professional and usually dressed appropriately and conservatively, normally with hair pulled up. Well today she walked into the waiting room, and my jaw about dropped. Hair down and straightened, black leggings and a tight tank top covered by a very sheer blouse, and knee high boots. Yowza did she look smoking hot! And since there are no secrets, and the end of the session I told her so. :lol:

[Muddy]

I don't think it's any secret that I have a Psychologist I have been working with for 3 years. What you may not know if she's a very attractive woman. Always professional and usually dressed appropriately and conservatively, normally with hair pulled up. Well today she walked into the waiting room, and my jaw about dropped. Hair down and straightened, black leggings and a tight tank top covered by a very sheer blouse, and knee high boots. Yowza did she look smoking hot! And since there are no secrets, and the end of the session I told her so. :lol:

Working with as a patient or as a colleague?

[RBP]

Working with as a patient or as a colleague?

Patient. I prefaced by comment by recognizing its wholly inappropriate nature.

[Muddy]

And how did she react?

[Griffin]

Watching this chick on chaturbate right now...amazing amount of creme emanating from her snatch using strange looking dildo.

[RBP]

And how did she react?

She was nervous at what I was going to say, said really and thanks and walked me out.

[RBP]

And how did she react?

There are 3 important women in my life. My mother, my girlfriend, and my psychologist... in no particular order. Really 5 when including my sisters.

I consider myself blessed to have each of them in my life.

[Muddy]

There are 3 important women in my life. My mother, my girlfriend, and my psychologist... in no particular order. Really 5 when including my sisters.

I consider myself blessed to have each of them in my life.

Well i hope you didnt fuck things up.. Lol

[Jezter]

Watching this chick on chaturbate right now...amazing amount of creme emanating from her snatch using strange looking dildo.

I missed random comments like this! :lol:

[FBD]

laughing at bitcoin. or really, laughing at everyone who said bitcoin wasnt going anywhere. 700 bucks right now for one. hm, now was Teh Ben's price on his head 134 bitcoins, or was it $75,000? Because the two are no longer the same :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

When I'm tired and thinking cold
I hide in my music, forget the day
and dream of a girl I used to know
I closed my eyes and she slipped away
She slipped away

[Goofy]

When I'm tired and thinking cold
I hide in my music, forget the day
and dream of a girl I used to know
I closed my eyes and she slipped away
She slipped away

*plays small guitar solo"

[Pony]

The 5 weeks of nothing but xmas music on the radio has begun...

:banghead:

[Goofy]

The 5 weeks of nothing but xmas music on the radio has begun...

:banghead:

Not on Planet Rock :cheers:

[Muddy]

Or XM, Pandora, Music Choice, and Spotify.. I have them all.. I cant stand commercials.

[RBP]

My father would have been 79 today. Where has 20 years gone?

:rip: Pops...

[DemonGeminiX]

:empathy:

[FBD]

:buddha:

[DemonGeminiX]

What a crock of shit. If you want our code to work with your fucking examples, perhaps you should come up with examples that actually work the way you're expecting them to work. And these MIT cats are supposed to be good. Their error just gave me a fit for 2 fuckin' hours.

[RBP]

I am so broke right now I can't pay attention. :|

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I have a free, commercial free pandora app for android if anyone is interested.

[KevinD]

Cold, tired, and wet. All three soon to be rectified. Back in Odessa finally.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

laughing at bitcoin. or really, laughing at everyone who said bitcoin wasnt going anywhere. 700 bucks right now for one. hm, now was Teh Ben's price on his head 134 bitcoins, or was it $75,000? Because the two are no longer the same :lol:

I've been reading people have been having issues trying to covert them back to USD

[DemonGeminiX]

Goodbye stranger, it's been nice
I hope you find your paradise...

[RBP]

Goodbye stranger, it's been nice
I hope you find your paradise...

They were called "Superman" before your mom started listening to them. :hand:

:dance:

[DemonGeminiX]

Hey hey, momma, said the way you move
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove

[Hal-9000]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqDR5D_uF8U

[Muddy]

Not that crazy about that version.. you?

[Hal-9000]

who me?

I love it because of the tempo change, different instruments ..

and I love the drummer Michael Lee, who sadly has passed away....he reminds me of Danny Partridge (Danny Bonaduce) and always had a huge shit eating grin while playing with Zep during the Unledded sessions in the 90's. Besides being uber talented, he always looked completely thrilled to be there and play with the older dudes...

[Hal-9000]

here's Lee rocking out the Wanton Song (from Physical Graffiti)...boppin little ditty :thumbsup:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DnVYcVIqwk

[Hal-9000]

it's time for The Show in Canada-land


* CFL final

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I am so broke right now I can't pay attention. :|

I feel your pain

[redred]

ketamine not the best thing to do on a sunday

[Griffin]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/1359694362_better-to-have-blowjobs-than-no-jobs-bill-clinton.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

Jeez. Could the Patriots hold onto the ball just a little longer?

[KevinD]

Go Broncos!

[DemonGeminiX]

I've got three Broncos (including Manning) and two Patriots in my lineup and I'm not getting any points off of this game.

:lol:

[RBP]

So Taylor Swift stated in her acceptance speech that her winning the award for best performer of the year validated that people must "love like her." God I hope not!

An alternative view could be that you write pop songs but get classified as a country artist (you're not) which makes your voting audience bigger and you seem more talented and popular than you really are.

[Hal-9000]

and she's hot

[Hal-9000]

I left my work for 3 days to count inventory...
I've been lifting boxes since 9am this morning and not even close to being caught up...

I love deleting all the frenetic, idiotic emails from our Csr's and salesreps :lol:


fuck off, we were busy counting your shit

[DemonGeminiX]

Seriously getting sick of the incompetence in my doctor's office. Idjits!

[KevinD]

Just my luck. Flight is delayed, but as usual, they can't inform you of that BEFORE they board you.

[FBD]

uuuugh I am soooo beat up today, I feel like I had to fight 10 men last night. went and burned quick when I got out of work, then came home for a cleaning frenzy, half hour of bag time chain punching, tan sao, etc...lifted some weights...

then I'm sitting there in PJs at like 8:30 and the phone rings.

"its a fucking SLAYERmergency, bro, get ready, I'm on my way to pick you up right now"

fuck. well, okay. if its Slayer, how can I say no. last I saw 'em was 2001 with pantera.

$5 pit upgrade was a good deal.

3, 4 beers, pit area was small enough that you were basically in it, so after taking one good elbow to the ribs, then its like ok, guess I gotta be in pit mode

my feet are fuggin STOMPED, especially my big toes

it was a good pit though, anyone that fell had 4 people immediately helping 'em back up, was very conspicuously free of dickheads that just looks to hurt people.

got a LOT of exercise in yesterday...good enough that I soaked both shirts, pants and everything totally through with sweat.

fun fun. no fuggin way I am making it into the office today though :lol: and I cant even find anyone to tell hey, I'm going to work from home today :dance:

when they played seasons in the abyss they had this badass backdrop that looked like the heineken label, but said Hanneman

http://img0.etsystatic.com/014/0/7660637/il_570xN.460175178_dwcf.jpg

[RBP]

"its a fucking SLAYERmergency, bro, get ready, I'm on my way to pick you up right now"

:lol: Really? That's a thing? How old are you?

[Noilly Pratt]

:) Keep stompin', FBD! The trick to life is to never grow old.
______________________
And Hal...about counting inventory. I remember after I did such a bang-up job of updating cash registers to be Y2K compliant, I then was hired to count inventory for Sanyo...to close the branch office in Richmond down, but I couldn't tell the rest of the employees!

So look deceitful and infer that there are reasons why you need an accurate count... :demon:

Loved that job...supervised people to put chips in cash registers, then counted inventory. Had a few dates with an lovely lady co-worker of Chinese heritage, but we only lasted 3 dates because he father would have disapproved! But, I eventually got a good friend out of the deal.

She let me in on a secret - all the female office workers were trying to "out-slut" each other by wearing sexy-but-not-too sexy work attire and points were made when they got looks from the guys. Would never happen now!

[FBD]

:lol: Really? That's a thing? How old are you?

first I ever heard of such a thing, but hey, it was plausible. we had 35 minutes until they started playing, so yeah...that counts as a SLAYERmergency! :razz:

[Griffin]

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did.

Not yelling and screaming like the passengers on the bus he was driving did.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

uuuugh I am soooo beat up today, I feel like I had to fight 10 men last night. went and burned quick when I got out of work, then came home for a cleaning frenzy, half hour of bag time chain punching, tan sao, etc...lifted some weights...

then I'm sitting there in PJs at like 8:30 and the phone rings.

"its a fucking SLAYERmergency, bro, get ready, I'm on my way to pick you up right now"

fuck. well, okay. if its Slayer, how can I say no. last I saw 'em was 2001 with pantera.

$5 pit upgrade was a good deal.

3, 4 beers, pit area was small enough that you were basically in it, so after taking one good elbow to the ribs, then its like ok, guess I gotta be in pit mode

my feet are fuggin STOMPED, especially my big toes

it was a good pit though, anyone that fell had 4 people immediately helping 'em back up, was very conspicuously free of dickheads that just looks to hurt people.

got a LOT of exercise in yesterday...good enough that I soaked both shirts, pants and everything totally through with sweat.

fun fun. no fuggin way I am making it into the office today though :lol: and I cant even find anyone to tell hey, I'm going to work from home today :dance:

when they played seasons in the abyss they had this badass backdrop that looked like the heineken label, but said Hanneman

http://img0.etsystatic.com/014/0/7660637/il_570xN.460175178_dwcf.jpg

Fuck yeah, thats an awesome shirt. I worked in that town the last 12 years of my life. What a shithole, but now we haved moved into lovely compton

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Oh and what was on my mind is FUCK. I just made my daughter potato soup from scratch for the last couple hours. Tried some new instructions, one being to blend 2/3 of the soup to make it creamier. So I throw about half into the blender and the boiling soup fucking blew it up. Now 1/2 my soup has broken glass in it and I have to throw out my blender. Thanks Obama


:obama::datass:

[Hal-9000]

Oh and what was on my mind is FUCK. I just made my daughter potato soup from scratch for the last couple hours. Tried some new instructions, one being to blend 2/3 of the soup to make it creamier. So I throw about half into the blender and the boiling soup fucking blew it up. Now 1/2 my soup has broken glass in it and I have to throw out my blender. Thanks Obama


:obama::datass:

the boiling soup made the glass explode? yikes ....

here's a story you may appreciate - back in the day we used to get 28 grams of oil in film containers. We'd put the container in heated water to pour vials....so I go over to my bud's place and I see this green paint explosion all over his walls, curtains and kitchen appliances. I ask wtf and he says - I thought I'd save time and put the film container in my electric popcorn maker to heat it up...without the lid to the film container.

the heated convex air turned it into a whirlwind/tornado of lovely green oil :rofl: I was laughing so hard I had to go outside

[FBD]

:rofl:

[Pony]

Am I the only one working today?

[Muddy]

Ouch pony

[Pony]

The drive in was surreal, I was the only car on the road.

I should get to it though, I just have to finish a few things and hopefully be out ofnhere by lunch.

Enjoy your leftovers!

[Muddy]

Thanks!

[Goofy]

What a shithole, but now we haved moved into lovely compton

Crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube? :-k


Am I the only one working today?

Nope :sad2:

[Pony]

Crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube? :-k



Nope :sad2:

Misery loves company?

[RBP]

Q: Why do Grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?

A: They have a common enemy.

:lol:

[redred]

Q: Why do Grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?


because grandparents can give them grandchildren back at any point and say they are going home

[Hal-9000]

none of my favorite shows aired this week because of a stupid American holiday....wtf??? :x :x

[DemonGeminiX]

What the hell? Where'd Georgia come from? I thought Georgia Tech had them down for the count when I switched over to the Alabama-Auburn game. Now it's double OT and Georgia's on top with GT in possession.

[DemonGeminiX]

Holy shit! Georgia won.

:lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Now what the hell did I miss in the Alabama-Auburn game?!?! It's tied!

:dunno:

[DemonGeminiX]

:shock:

Auburn beat Alabama!!!

[RBP]

:shock:

Auburn beat Alabama!!!

What a finish!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RBP]

I totally forgot that was Auburn I watched with the miracle finish last week too! :shock:

[redred]

Wow :rip: paul walker

[redred]

what a shitty weekend for transport deaths

[FBD]

glad the jaguars didnt die in transit

...also glad my rear brake line held out until after we'd trekked all over getting these to give out and spit brake fluid all over my transfer case.

[redred]

i can't remember the last time it rained :lol: do i still live in england?

[DemonGeminiX]

Boobs

[deebakes]

:datass:

[DemonGeminiX]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

[DemonGeminiX]

Looks like the timewarp stopped.

[Goofy]

Looks like the timewarp stopped.

It's just a jump to the left.......

[redred]

and then a step to the right

[DemonGeminiX]

If y'all complete this song and the site goes all wonky again, it's gonna be your faults.

[-(

[deebakes]

time warp again? :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

Stop that.

:slap:

[-(

[RBP]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdbLirsZ_4Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc80tFJpTuo

[DemonGeminiX]

:x

[Noilly Pratt]

Im a Very negative guy tonight..a good friends aunt is at deaths door...just admitted to hospital. Heard some encouraging reports, then the news that her son just had a heart attack and died...he wasn't even 60 and was about to retire from the post office this month.

And one of our guinea pigs passed away in my arms an hour ago....lost count after about 10 seizures. So hard on my 10 year old girl to see the poor thing suffer. Us too! It was a bit of a cry fest for 5 minutes

If the gym were open, I'd go and take it out on some defenceless weights. Fuuuuuuuuck!

I feel a little better....

[RBP]

Im a Very negative guy tonight..a good friends aunt is at deaths door...just admitted to hospital. Heard some encouraging reports, then the news that her son just had a heart attack and died...he wasn't even 60 and was about to retire from the post office this month.

And one of our guinea pigs passed away in my arms an hour ago....lost count after about 10 seizures. So hard on my 10 year old girl to see the poor thing suffer. Us too! It was a bit of a cry fest for 5 minutes

If the gym were open, I'd go and take it out on some defenceless weights. Fuuuuuuuuck!

I feel a little better....


Struggling with death isn't negative, it's human.

[DemonGeminiX]

Im a Very negative guy tonight..a good friends aunt is at deaths door...just admitted to hospital. Heard some encouraging reports, then the news that her son just had a heart attack and died...he wasn't even 60 and was about to retire from the post office this month.

And one of our guinea pigs passed away in my arms an hour ago....lost count after about 10 seizures. So hard on my 10 year old girl to see the poor thing suffer. Us too! It was a bit of a cry fest for 5 minutes

If the gym were open, I'd go and take it out on some defenceless weights. Fuuuuuuuuck!

I feel a little better....

I'm sorry for your losses, bro. I hope your friend's aunt pulls through.

[Noilly Pratt]

Thanks, gents.

It feels better after a sleep.

My struggles were more replies to some of the topics here. Like the 97 year old woman who was killed...had a big ranty post that I went on and on and on...thankfully before I hit reply I stopped, and didn't send them!

[Goofy]

My condolences NP :(

[FBD]

:buddha: /\

[DemonGeminiX]

:?

Ok, what the hell did I do wrong?

[deebakes]

did you jump to the right? :-k

[Hal-9000]

jeezus effin keerist in a handbasket!!! :&^$#!!!

Now the next door neighbors have a truck stuck in one of our bay doorways and it's been open for over an hour :x

I can't even feel my fingers typing...

[DemonGeminiX]

YES!!!

NAILED THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!

[DemonGeminiX]

Well... I finished Microeconomics.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Won't be around much....site is broken for me, both at home and at work. It takes anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes to get a page to load to where I can actually make a post. I have tried it on FF, Chrome, IE11, and the Maxthon browser and it doesn't work any better on any of them. I have cleaned my PC with Ccleaner, have run a malware scan, and I flushed my DNS cache and I even reset the router here at work...nothing. :|

[RBP]

Well... I finished Microeconomics.

Which is no small accomplishment. :P


Won't be around much....site is broken for me, both at home and at work. It takes anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes to get a page to load to where I can actually make a post. I have tried it on FF, Chrome, IE11, and the Maxthon browser and it doesn't work any better on any of them. I have cleaned my PC with Ccleaner, have run a malware scan, and I flushed my DNS cache and I even reset the router here at work...nothing. :|

The internet hates Lance. :sad2:

[DemonGeminiX]

Hal snuck down and unplugged it.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hal snuck down and unplugged it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_rWja1Xiu8

[Hal-9000]

:lol: I loved that guy

[DemonGeminiX]

And even though the moment passed me by,
I still can't turn away
'Cause all the dreams you never thought you'd lose
Got tossed along the way
And letters that you never meant to send
Got lost or thrown away.

And now we're grown up orphans
That never knew their names.
We don't belong to no one,
That's a shame.
But you could hide beside me.
Maybe for a while
And I won't tell no one your name.
And I won't tell 'em your name.

[DemonGeminiX]

I don't know what the deal is with this trigger file. The RSS feed works fine hardcoded, but I can't get the damned config file to work. I know my code is right.

:sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't know what the deal is with this trigger file. The RSS feed works fine hardcoded, but I can't get the damned config file to work. I know my code is right.

:sad2:

http://i.imgur.com/Bk5f28H.png

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/Bk5f28H.png

Don't answer that, DGX. Lance can't handle the truth. :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It doesn't even really feel like a Friday today

[FBD]

nope, it feels like saturday, cuz I took the day off and just woke up :razz:

[Hal-9000]

it's supposed to go down to -40 tonight with the wind....a week of this shit and our roads are ice

I'm fucking tired of it, need a break..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

nope, it feels like saturday, cuz I took the day off and just woke up :razz:

No, it feels like a Wednesday or a Thursday for some reason.

[Pony]

It doesn't even really feel like a Friday today

I punched out and now am at home for a couple days, it feels like friday to me! :nana:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'll be here another couple of hours, I need the OT.

Plus we're busier right now than we have been in years, usually we're dead this time of year.

[Goofy]

No, it feels like a Wednesday or a Thursday for some reason.

Probably because i'm working tomorrow :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Probably because i'm working tomorrow :sad2:

:empathy:

[Pony]

We are slowing down as usual. People will wait til after the new year to get their cars fixed. Plus they are way more likely to use the insurance check for xmas shopping instead of fixing that dent.

The good news this year though is we have 4 techs to split work up between but everyone has vacations the next few weeks. Fewer techs = more work for me.

There will be someone off every day until after the new year.

[DemonGeminiX]

Ok, I got the RSS feed to work but it's not really returning anything substantial. I guess I should just read the news directly online.

[Noilly Pratt]

We are slowing down as usual. People will wait til after the new year to get their cars fixed.

Thanks for the reminder, Pony...just booked my van in for an oil change and a scuffing sound that started yesterday when I decelerate - doesn't happen when on the gas or the brakes. I'm thinking it's the wear indicator making its presence known. Bought the van used 2 years ago, and last year my mechanic said the brakes were OK still. My mechanic (been going there for 25 years+) was partnered with someone...he left and was going crazy doing it all solitary. Now he's hired another guy...sounds like he knows his stuff on the phone at least.

DGX: I've never really figured out RSS feeds. I do like when my iPad bongs at me and puts a drop down from BBC news when an event happens...that's how I get my alerts.

[Tank]

I'm going in for the first of 2 operations on my legs on Monday 16th Dec. meaning another festive season in plaster/moonboot and on crutches!! I just hope it doesn't snow like last year, that wasn't fun walking with 2 fucked legs and icy pavements!!

Best renew my xbox live membership. i've got ranking up to do on Halo4 & Forza! :D

the only bitch will be missing a few motorsport events and the not being able to drive thing. I suck at being a passenger! especially when my wife is driving my car! :meh:

[DemonGeminiX]

DGX: I've never really figured out RSS feeds. I do like when my iPad bongs at me and puts a drop down from BBC news when an event happens...that's how I get my alerts.

I coded my own feed reader.

[Hal-9000]

I coded my radio to alert me to incoming news stories 8-[

[Hal-9000]

I'm going in for the first of 2 operations on my legs on Monday 16th Dec. meaning another festive season in plaster/moonboot and on crutches!! I just hope it doesn't snow like last year, that wasn't fun walking with 2 fucked legs and icy pavements!!

Best renew my xbox live membership. i've got ranking up to do on Halo4 & Forza! :D

the only bitch will be missing a few motorsport events and the not being able to drive thing. I suck at being a passenger! especially when my wife is driving my car! :meh:


yikes....are you finally going through with the transgender surgery?

right on, be yourself dude :tup:

[Goofy]

We are slowing down as usual. People will wait til after the new year to get their cars fixed. Plus they are way more likely to use the insurance check for xmas shopping instead of fixing that dent.

The good news this year though is we have 4 techs to split work up between but everyone has vacations the next few weeks. Fewer techs = more work for me.

There will be someone off every day until after the new year.

We just seem to be getting busier and busier atm, next week is already looking mental :wha: Think i'm gonna start early all next week........ make up plenty of extra money in OT before my 4 day break :)

[redred]

is christmas over yet ?

[Tank]

right on, be yourself dude :tup:

Or a better version of myself

:girldevil:



:fu:

:D

[Hal-9000]

:wank:

[DemonGeminiX]

Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law...

[Hal-9000]

Styx? ....really????


:lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Yes. Styx.

Now... Hardees or Taco Bell?

:-k

[DemonGeminiX]

... or Arbys...

:-k

[DemonGeminiX]

I haven't had one of Hardees' burgers in a long time, so I'm gonna hit Hardees.

[minz]

6 cans of cider last night and I've been as rough as a bears arse all day. :(

[Goofy]

My head is fucking burstin'.......... and i've no idea how the fuck i got back from Dunkeld last night :lol: Sure sign of a good day out!

[FBD]

I love your guys' vernacular :lol: sometimes its every bit as entertaining as jive :lol:

[RBP]

PornIQ added a category called "XXXmas" :lol:

Santa getting action!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

... or Arbys...

:-k

Arbys :tup:

[Goofy]

2 day hangover.......... i'm never drinking ever again* [-(
















*well, not until darts tonight anyway 8-[

[deebakes]

i just got back in after a fucking 16 year old idiot rear ended my car when i was sitting still at a stoplight :x

[RBP]

Dee. :facepalm:

[deebakes]

my guess is this was one of the first days he had ever driven on roads that had even a little bit of snow/ice :x

[DemonGeminiX]

Are you ok, Dee?

[RBP]

Are you ok, Dee?

Now I feel dumb. That was the correct response.

[RBP]

R. Kelly's new single is called "Marry the Pussy." No really. It is. :|

[deebakes]

Are you ok, Dee?

yeah, i'm perfectly fine. fortunately i had just dropped off my kids at home and was just running to the store quick to pick up a prescription since one of them is fighting strep throat.

i am going to need a new bumper and there is some damage on the rear passenger side panel. i guess i'll find out the damage tomorrow, but the car is almost 13 years old. hopefully it isnt totaled due to the age :x

[DemonGeminiX]

Bad luck, but it doesn't sound like a total loss. Let's wait and see what the idiot's insurance company says. He did have insurance, right?

[deebakes]

should be fine in the grand scheme of life, nothing serious, just inconvenient. he is under his parents insurance plan and they have already started the processing. its just a giant pain in the ass that i would rather not have to be wasting time/energy on.

[DemonGeminiX]

I know how you feel bro. I've been there. I'm glad you're ok.

[RBP]

Glad you're ok, Dee! :tup:

[redred]

i just got back in after a fucking 16 year old idiot rear ended my car when i was sitting still at a stoplight :x

will it polish out like mine did ? :lol:

http://i.imgur.com/sFbwpkl.jpg

[Pony]

i am going to need a new bumper and there is some damage on the rear passenger side panel. i guess i'll find out the damage tomorrow, but the car is almost 13 years old. hopefully it isnt totaled due to the age :x

If the quarter panel didn't take a direct hit it could be an indicator of frame damage....

[DemonGeminiX]

Most times leaving well enough alone is the best course of action one can take.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Where's Hal been?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Finally fixed the heater in my office, We were dying over here it was in the 50's :twisted:

[Pony]

Reformatting his pc?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Finally fixed the heater in my office, We were dying over here it was in the 50's :twisted:

That's balmy :hand:


Reformatting his pc?

:lol:

[Noilly Pratt]

Most times leaving well enough alone is the best course of action one can take.

I wish people on social media would heed this more. My friends lately have become so.... emoting.

And one friend posted on Facebook that she fell in vomit @ McDonalds, which prompted her other friends to say "are you OK" or "that sucks" etc, only to have her say:

"Uh oh...tag! Your it!
I never play these games but I had to this time. Rules are if you comment, you're it...now you have to post one of the following as your status for 30 minutes:
1. [bunch of weird nonesense happenings]"

I feel all 48 of my years all of a sudden.

[Muddy]

I wish people on social media would heed this more. My friends lately have become so.... emoting.

And one friend posted on Facebook that she fell in vomit @ McDonalds, which prompted her other friends to say "are you OK" or "that sucks" etc, only to have her say:

"Uh oh...tag! Your it!
I never play these games but I had to this time. Rules are if you comment, you're it...now you have to post one of the following as your status for 30 minutes:
1. [bunch of weird nonesense happenings]"

I feel all 48 of my years all of a sudden.


Um, I had a friend say the thing.. Luckily for me I clicked "stop notifications" :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

I had no idea, but this is absolutely true:

When you invest in stocks, you are not guaranteed to receive any dividends. Dividend payouts are at the discretion of the stock issuer.

For example, Microsoft did not payout dividends on their stocks for the first 20-25 years of their existence.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

When you buy a stock you know at that time if they pay dividends or not

[DemonGeminiX]

When you buy a stock you know at that time if they pay dividends or not

Sure, I don't dispute that. I'm just surprised that stock issuers are under no contractual obligation to their shareholders. It's completely discretionary.

I'm taking a Finance MOOC and we're going over stocks and equity right now.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

There are companies who feel they can better use that money to grow the company and make bigger profits which would be reflected in the stock price then giving it out. When it works out it good for everyone. Some people with plenty to invest with prefer the payouts which they use as spending money.

[DemonGeminiX]

In a nutshell, that's what the instructor said.

Learn something new everyday.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://i.imgur.com/EcMD6Ht.gif

[Teh One Who Knocks]

If I hear that fucking "1-8-7-7 Cars for Kids" ad on the radio one more time, I'm gonna go postal :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybJ6fS7ruuo

[DemonGeminiX]

If I hear that fucking "1-8-7-7 Cars for Kids" ad on the radio one more time, I'm gonna go postal :|

:nono:

That's 'Kars' with a 'K'.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nono:

That's 'Kars' with a 'K'.

:slap:

[DemonGeminiX]

I think you may need to listen to the ad one more time to get it right.

:d

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think you may need to listen to the ad one more time to get it right.

:d

I'm sure I'll hear it, they play it approximately every 37 seconds.

[DemonGeminiX]

Well in that case, you should be killing someone at least once every 2 minutes and 28 seconds.

:-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And it's on the radio now :|

[DemonGeminiX]

*Turns on the news and waits for the story from Denver to roll in.*

[DemonGeminiX]

:tapfoot:

[DemonGeminiX]

:waiting:

[DemonGeminiX]

:bored:

[DemonGeminiX]

:|

I don't think Lance's heart is in the whole "going postal" thing.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I dont think so either

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Maybe he just means he will be delivering mail

[DemonGeminiX]

:-k

Well, people do send a lot of cards during the holidays. The USPS could need the extra help.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Especially now that they have to do Sunday deliveries for Amazon

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

Do you think he's volunteering?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I imagine he was so fed up with the advert, he just picked up a mail bag and started delivering to the neighborhood

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Crazy bastards :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27pXUfI60Ug

[Muddy]

Someone please love me.

[KevinD]

Someone please love me.

:hug::dance:


Who loves ya baby!

[RBP]

Seriously. It's just a bulb. Three pegs, three grooves. What the fuck am I doing wrong?? :x

[KevinD]

Righty tighty, lefty loosey

[RBP]

Righty tighty, lefty loosey

:lol: It was the gasket. The new headlight bulb wouldn't seat. But the old one would just fine - could figure out why! The new gasket was slightly larger and harder. I replaced it with the old gasket and viola!

[deebakes]

If the quarter panel didn't take a direct hit it could be an indicator of frame damage....

what do you think?

http://i43.tinypic.com/2hzr13k.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Toss it and buy a new one :thumbsup:

[Pony]

Toss it and buy a new one :thumbsup:

You might be right.

Frame is probably OK but it needs a quarter panel and possibly a rear body panel. The floor might also have been sucked up so it at least needs to go on the frame rack to pull everything back down. Due to the age of the car it might be totaled. Depends on the insurance value and the price of parts.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You might be right.

Really? :confused:

I didn't think it looked that bad :oops:

[Pony]

It's definitely fixable, the issue is it's 13 years old and was a "budget" car when new. It's just not valued at that much. It is a shame to send a drivable car to the boneyard though.
If it totals he could always tell the Ins. Co he wants to keep it and find some shop to put it on the frame machine, weld a plate on the quarter to half-assed straighten it and throw a bumper on it. You'll still see damage on the quarter but he would put some money in his pocket.

Or just drive it as is and keep the money....

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hal :missing:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hello,
Is there anybody in there
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone at home

[RBP]

I was disappointed that the total fox was not working the drive through at McDonald's today. Then I realized she probably has school. :oops:

[Muddy]

:rbp:

[deebakes]

You might be right.

Frame is probably OK but it needs a quarter panel and possibly a rear body panel. The floor might also have been sucked up so it at least needs to go on the frame rack to pull everything back down. Due to the age of the car it might be totaled. Depends on the insurance value and the price of parts.

Estimate for repair - $3800+ :shock:

I have a rental car now until the insurance decides what to do with that information :x

[Hal-9000]

Estimate for repair - $3800+ :shock:

I have a rental car now until the insurance decides what to do with that information :x

that's pretty typical up here...what looks like minor quarter panel or bumper damage still costs thousands :(

on a related note, our city has had 3200 reported damage claims for car accidents since Dec 1 because of a combination of shit weather conditions in a brief time..

our autobody shops are flooded with work until Feb...if nothing else happens weather-wise before then :lol:




sorry to hear your car is shmucked if it is Dee :|

[DemonGeminiX]

Did an adjuster drop by, Dee?

[deebakes]

i dropped it off at one of the "approved" collision centers that their insurance recommended. since i am not paying anything for this, i wasn't going to go looking around. it is going to be an interesting decision to make if they total it out and offer to give me what they think it is worth, because we have taken really good care of this thing and my intention was to run it into the ground before getting something else.

[DemonGeminiX]

It didn't look like you had any frame damage. At least it's not as bad as it could have been. 13 years old though.

Honda's keep their values really well, but when I was smacked from behind back in 08, the dude's insurance was only willing to give me $4800 for my Civic. They wouldn't even talk about a repair. My entire back end was destroyed though. Frame damage and all. The trunk was full of itself. Mine was 11 years old and I took really good care of it, plus I had some aftermarket parts on it. I guess I was lucky to get what I did.

But still, it was a pain in the ass I didn't want to deal with at the time.

[deebakes]

they havent paid me anything for my inconvenience yet either :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

They're covering the rental, right?

[deebakes]

yep... a 2013 chrysler 200

[Pony]

i dropped it off at one of the "approved" collision centers that their insurance recommended. since i am not paying anything for this, i wasn't going to go looking around. it is going to be an interesting decision to make if they total it out and offer to give me what they think it is worth, because we have taken really good care of this thing and my intention was to run it into the ground before getting something else.

Shit, I wouldn't have recommended using their "approved" shop. Depending on the insurance company that could be bad news. Certain insurance companies force the shops to do sub-par work and use inferior parts in exchange for being on their referral program.
The insurance company writes a crappy estimate and if the shop supplements additional damage that was missed or poorly written they get a black mark on their record. Enough black marks and the shop can get thrown off the program. The InsCo's use this as a threat to keep repairs cheap, not necessarily proper.

In other words if it's a Progressive or Geico claim, pray they total it or that the shop values quality over money.

[deebakes]

apparently the cost for repairs is now down to around $3100, which i guess they are going to cover (american family insurance) and go ahead with the repair. i think this repair place is by far the most reputable of the three they recommended. sounds like it might be 2-3 weeks before my car is back though :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

As long as they're paying for the rental, then fuck them. Let the kid's parents take the hit to their insurance as hard as it can hit them.

I don't know if this is good advice or not, but after what Pony said about them doing a shit job on repairs to cut costs, you might want to take your car to your own mechanic when you get it back and see if he can tell you what they short changed you on, if they did at all. I'm not sure what it would prove, but if it were me, I'd want to know.

[redred]

after reading this from imdb


There is a seven-minute lesbian sex scene which is graphic and shows intimate close-ups of two lesbian lovers engaged in passionate and energetic sex. Cunnilingus is shown with the mouth on the vulva. Buttocks and rimming are shown realistically. The two women engage in lengthy sixty-nine. Scissoring is also shown. One woman orally pleasures another for a long time. Lots of saliva is shown. Women are shown sucking and kissing each other's breasts. Orgasms are shown. Explicit shots of the female vulva are shown later in the scene.

i will be downloading this film to watch this weekend
http://i.imgur.com/70cWTqI.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Today definitely feels like Monday :|

[Hal-9000]

after reading this from imdb



i will be downloading this film to watch this weekend
http://i.imgur.com/70cWTqI.jpg

me too 8-[



from your review snippet: I hate fake depictions of rimming :lol:

[RBP]

after reading this from imdb

i will be downloading this film to watch this weekend
http://i.imgur.com/70cWTqI.jpg

That's actually supposed to be an exceptional movie.

[Hal-9000]

That's actually supposed to be an exceptional movie.


you had me at "There is a seven-minute lesbian sex scene..."

[FBD]

Yo DGX, have you seen that Feynman's Lectures on Physics are now available online? Vols 1 & 3....2 is on its way sometime... :tup:


http://www.feynmanlectures.caltech.edu/

[RBP]

you had me at "There is a seven-minute lesbian sex scene..."

Considering the entire movie is about a lesbian love affair, and done rather explicitly, that can be expected, yes.

[Hal-9000]

Considering the entire movie is about a lesbian love affair, and done rather explicitly, that can be expected, yes.

Phew! I was concerned for a moment there :lol:


j/k I'll watch and not FF to the good bits :thumbsup:

[FBD]

/wonders if that means fap-fap, or fingerfuck :lol:

[minz]

The ultimate British dilemma/stand off - 3 cars at a roundabout - who to go first? Like rock paper scissors...

[PorkChopSandwiches]

That's actually supposed to be an exceptional movie.

I'm with Hal. But I think in the US they made them cut a lot out to get an R rating. So if you find the directors cut. Or any non-US cut. Point me in the right direction

[redred]

I'm with Hal. But I think in the US they made them cut a lot out to get an R rating. So if you find the directors cut. Or any non-US cut. Point me in the right direction

the one i found was a work print made before they cut things :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Pm?

[RBP]

The prescription is $114 and my copay is $100? That's insurance? Why don't they just have the balls to say "fuck you," because that's what they mean.

[Hal-9000]

The prescription is $114 and my copay is $100? That's insurance? Why don't they just have the balls to say "fuck you," because that's what they mean.

Up here even on my lame workplan they pay 80 or 90%, although it does depend on the drug. I've been prescribed some heavyduty shite that I had to pay about 80%....the two prescriptions were unique tho..

[RBP]

Up here even on my lame workplan they pay 80 or 90%, although it does depend on the drug. I've been prescribed some heavyduty shite that I had to pay about 80%....the two prescriptions were unique tho..

:canada:

[DemonGeminiX]

Fuck this. I've had enough. I don't need to slaughter the damn final exam, I earned my A by answering the first 4 questions. I'm done. I'm just gonna relax for the rest of the day and watch football.

[FBD]

The prescription is $114 and my copay is $100? That's insurance? Why don't they just have the balls to say "fuck you," because that's what they mean.

one of the few things on this topic that Deep was absolutely spot on about - this is *not* fkn insurance. this is "healthcare financing." because it disobeys pretty much every tenet of what insurance actually is. (and where we all knew deep's logic failed completely was that he wanted us to go all in on single payer healthcare finance, and still call it insurance, yet quietly acknowledge it was no such thing. whereas the rest of us with sane classical American values would rather us see a return to actual healthcare insurance, and to hell with the healthcare finance racket altogether.)

there's an esoterically relevant reason why they replaced the Rod of Asclepius with the Caduceus.


In Roman iconography it was often depicted being carried in the left hand of Mercury, the messenger of the gods, guide of the dead and protector of merchants, shepherds, gamblers, liars, and thieves.


The original Hippocratic Oath began with the invocation "I swear by Apollo the Physician and by Asclepius and by Hygieia and Panacea and by all the gods ..."

Asclepius is the god of health, healing, and medicine.

Hermes is the guy that shows up and gives you the bad news.

Coincidence?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I took my first stab at making a pie this weekend. I can't find good apple pie anywhere and I can always remember how good my mom's apple pie was when she made, so I gave it a try....

And I have to say other than looking a bit rough around the edges, it came out pretty damn good for my first attempt.

[Pony]

Cake would have been better.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nono:

[RBP]

I took my first stab at making a pie this weekend. I can't find good apple pie anywhere and I can always remember how good my mom's apple pie was when she made, so I gave it a try....

And I have to say other than looking a bit rough around the edges, it came out pretty damn good for my first attempt.

Congrats, Lance! Nothing like a good homemade pie.

As my brother in law tells me when I bake, you'll make a fine wife some day! :cheerlead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I just read that Hollywood is about to do a Naked Gun reboot :|

[Goofy]

I just read that Hollywood is about to do a Naked Gun reboot :|

Impossible, Leslie Neilson is dead :( Oh, wait, you mean they're gonna trample over the memory of one of my favourite comedy actors......... *sigh* :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Impossible, Leslie Neilson is dead :( Oh, wait, you mean they're gonna trample over the memory of one of my favourite comedy actors......... *sigh* :sad2:

I guess there are absolutely no new ideas left in the world to make into movies :|

[Goofy]

I guess there are absolutely no new ideas left in the world to make into movies :|

I don't mind when they remake a little know, crappy movie and turn it into something better......... but some things really should be left alone! How can anyone possibly replace Leslie Neilson? :wha: I, for one, will not be wasting bandwidth downloading it.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

They are also going to reboot National Lampoon's Vacation :|


:suicide: