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Muddy
05-10-2011, 07:24 PM
Orange Jello shooters contain vitamin C.

PorkChopSandwiches
05-10-2011, 07:54 PM
MG hates lesbians, but likes average sized cock :dance:

Muddy
05-10-2011, 07:59 PM
FUCCCCK you....... :lol: :dance:

RBP
05-10-2011, 08:14 PM
"Orange Jello" is his boyfriend's nickname. :dance:

Muddy
05-10-2011, 08:18 PM
That was baaaad Rainbow... :lol:

:coat:

PorkChopSandwiches
05-10-2011, 08:21 PM
Oranjello

Muddy
05-10-2011, 08:21 PM
Lemonjello

RBP
05-10-2011, 08:22 PM
That was baaaad Rainbow... :lol:

:coat:

:sad2:

Muddy
05-10-2011, 08:24 PM
:sad2:

Dont sweat it, half the stuff I post is bad.. :banana:

PorkChopSandwiches
05-10-2011, 08:29 PM
I may be buying this car next week.

http://images.autobytel.com/2006/Mercedes_Benz/CLS500/400/2006_Mercedes_CLS500_exfrdrvr342.jpg

:dance:

My boss is getting a 2012 and offered it to me for a steal

Muddy
05-10-2011, 08:30 PM
Wow! Thats much much nicer than mine... :lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
05-10-2011, 08:32 PM
Its an 06, only 70,000 miles on it. Still in great condition. I have 140,000 on my G35 and its a 2 door. So this would be better to transport the family in.

RBP
05-10-2011, 08:35 PM
You rich guys and your fancy cars. :hand:

RBP
05-10-2011, 08:38 PM
I should be outside

Muddy
05-10-2011, 08:40 PM
What kind of loot does the fellow want?

minz
05-10-2011, 08:56 PM
Is it sleep time yet? :huh:

beowulf
05-10-2011, 09:00 PM
is it time to mash yet?

Teh One Who Knocks
05-10-2011, 09:03 PM
I may be buying this car next week.

http://images.autobytel.com/2006/Mercedes_Benz/CLS500/400/2006_Mercedes_CLS500_exfrdrvr342.jpg

:dance:

My boss is getting a 2012 and offered it to me for a steal

I never thought I would do it, but I'm actually gonna consider a car next year when my truck is paid off

RBP
05-10-2011, 09:16 PM
is it time to mash yet?

http://i.imgur.com/wGsN7.jpg

PorkChopSandwiches
05-10-2011, 09:55 PM
What kind of loot does the fellow want?
He's asking 24, he bought it brand new and has had all the scheduled maintenance. If I could get me work to finance it for 0 interest I would do it today :lol:


I never thought I would do it, but I'm actually gonna consider a car next year when my truck is paid off
Whenever you have a truck everyone wants you to help them move things....thats what I hated most about my truck.

One day my Dad invited my wife and I over for dinner on a Sunday afternoon. When I showed up he's like, hey can we load your truck up with all my shit and take it to the dump.....d'oh. I have never seen him since :lol: j/k

DemonGeminiX
05-10-2011, 10:00 PM
Yep, I'm gonna need a 12 gauge.

:|

DemonGeminiX
05-10-2011, 10:00 PM
:-s

Wait a minute. Where'd this thread come from?

Muddy
05-10-2011, 11:07 PM
He's asking 24, he bought it brand new and has had all the scheduled maintenance. If I could get me work to finance it for 0 interest I would do it today :lol:



It's all about what KBB says... private party low value...

PorkChopSandwiches
05-11-2011, 03:35 PM
It's all about what KBB says... private party low value...

Yeah, thats what we used to gauge. But, I'm going to go back and see if he will meet closer to the trade in value, since thats what he would be doing if I dont buy it :dance:

Hal-9000
05-11-2011, 03:56 PM
Had my performance review yesterday...

We are told no employee is 'exemplary' in any category.Out of 20 categories I got 5 exemplary's :dance:


guess those Jedi mind tricks are starting to work on my new supervisor

Hal-9000
05-11-2011, 03:57 PM
I also stayed up till 2:30am last night......thinking it will be a loooong day

Muddy
05-11-2011, 04:48 PM
Hopefully that review came with a pay raise...

Hal-9000
05-11-2011, 04:54 PM
they try to tell us the two are not related....and every year I let out a dramatic HUH? :lol:

prolly not...our industry has been in a recession since the 20's it seems....I did however get a full page to fill out
and give feedback on my job, the company, what you want to do next year etc...

so all of my comments were wage related :lol:

Muddy
05-11-2011, 04:55 PM
they try to tell us the two are not related....and every year I let out a dramatic HUH? :lol:

prolly not...our industry has been in a recession since the 20's it seems....I did however get a full page to fill out
and give feedback on my job, the company, what you want to do next year etc...

so all of my comments were wage related :lol:

So whats the point of a good review versus a mediocre one? You have to offer some form of incentive..

Muddy
05-11-2011, 04:56 PM
Yeah, thats what we used to gauge. But, I'm going to go back and see if he will meet closer to the trade in value, since thats what he would be doing if I dont buy it :dance:

Trade in, that's what I meant.. Sorry..

Muddy
05-12-2011, 08:40 PM
*cricket cricket cricket*

Hal-9000
05-12-2011, 10:23 PM
I smell like pee :|

Arkady Renko
05-12-2011, 10:23 PM
*lawnbowling lawnbowling lawnbowling*

minz
05-12-2011, 10:28 PM
I smell like pee :|

And thats news because? :huh:

Hal-9000
05-12-2011, 10:43 PM
And thats news because? :huh:


I think it may be someone else's for a change :| It's been that kind of day....

minz
05-12-2011, 10:44 PM
I think it may be someone else's for a change :| It's been that kind of day....

A little too much info there :lol:

Hal-9000
05-12-2011, 11:18 PM
well it felt like people pissed all over me today from my company...makes a feller not wanna help anymore :(

DemonGeminiX
05-12-2011, 11:37 PM
So don't anymore. Fuck 'em. Look out for yourself now. If people won't give you the same respect and consideration that you show them, then they're not worthy of your generosity. Play the game by their rules and show them what it's like.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 12:04 AM
Bleh :|

Hal-9000
05-13-2011, 12:52 AM
Blech :|

Hal-9000
05-13-2011, 01:33 AM
I haven't pooped at all today :|

Hal-9000
05-13-2011, 01:36 AM
I need to shoot something...now.


A nice clean headshot from the back, just above the apex of the skull :thumbsup:
Hmmm will it be Vietnamese, Russian or Middle Eastern targets tonight?
Decisions, decisions


*sigh*

Hal-9000
05-13-2011, 01:42 AM
damn...my balls must weigh a good 2 and a 1/2 lbs right now

(combined)

I'd better relieve some pressure soon

Teh One Who Knocks
05-13-2011, 01:45 AM
I haven't pooped at all today :|

:slap:

Hal-9000
05-13-2011, 01:47 AM
The slapping doesn't seem to be helping my digestive tract.Perhaps you could stimulate my prostate with a few flagellating fingers?

deebakes
05-13-2011, 02:01 AM
I need to shoot something...now.


A nice clean headshot from the back, just above the apex of the skull :thumbsup:
Hmmm will it be Vietnamese, Russian or Middle Eastern targets tonight?
Decisions, decisions


*sigh*


damn...my balls must weigh a good 2 and a 1/2 lbs right now

(combined)

I'd better relieve some pressure soon

can't you solve both of your problems simultaneously? :-k

Hal-9000
05-13-2011, 02:08 AM
oh great...now there's an old lady sitting on the bench with a dog :|

I wonder if she has a bag?

Hal-9000
05-13-2011, 02:09 AM
can't you solve both of your problems simultaneously? :-k

No, I don't have a bag with me :lol: :lol:

deebakes
05-13-2011, 02:10 AM
what do you carry your nuts in? :-k

Hal-9000
05-13-2011, 02:24 AM
my cheeks? :-s

DemonGeminiX
05-13-2011, 08:49 AM
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up...

Foxdana
05-13-2011, 08:52 AM
Kutcher in two and a half men?! :-k

Southern Belle
05-13-2011, 10:24 AM
meh

beowulf
05-13-2011, 10:36 AM
meh

ditto :(

Arkady Renko
05-13-2011, 01:28 PM
I think it may be someone else's for a change :| It's been that kind of day....

I had no idea that you were into watersports.

DemonGeminiX
05-13-2011, 02:02 PM
I think I'm gonna have to start boycotting youtube. I'm tired of all the damn ads.

Hal-9000
05-14-2011, 01:21 AM
I have The Big Bang Theory, Nikita or The Vampire Diaries to watch...or I could start Call of Duty Black Ops again...or I could actually try getting laid tonight!!!! :face:





Big Bang Theory it is then :|

Hal-9000
05-14-2011, 01:26 AM
It's Friday Night, I'm single and I'm not horny....wtf is wrong with me?

Muddy
05-14-2011, 11:16 PM
I want an ipad 2...

RBP
05-14-2011, 11:17 PM
This internet is faster than mine. :|

deebakes
05-14-2011, 11:59 PM
I want an ipad 2...

:tup:

Muddy
05-15-2011, 12:11 AM
Someone must have gotten a 5, Hal logged out... :lol:

deebakes
05-15-2011, 12:19 AM
:lol:

deebakes
05-15-2011, 12:19 AM
lank too :razz:

Southern Belle
05-15-2011, 02:09 AM
meh

RBP
05-15-2011, 02:25 AM
the sound of shooter games and the growl of a teenager playing them gives me a headache :|

Hal-9000
05-15-2011, 06:25 AM
lank too :razz:

We were cam'ing :oops:

RBP
05-15-2011, 10:55 AM
We were cumming :oops:

fixed :tup:

Muddy
05-17-2011, 02:05 PM
I love arguing with warehouse guys here at work that think they know more than I do because they put something in a box and put a piece of tape on it.. ffs

DemonGeminiX
05-17-2011, 11:50 PM
I have absolutely nothing in common with those people.

Southern Belle
05-17-2011, 11:52 PM
I have absolutely nothing in common with those people.
The warehouse people?

DemonGeminiX
05-17-2011, 11:56 PM
No. I just came from a wedding reception. The daughter of my mother's friend got married and while I'm very happy for her I can't stand being around her or her friends. It's not that there's anything wrong with them or anything. Just different lives and all that. I always feel like I'm on the outside looking in and I hate feeling that way.

Southern Belle
05-17-2011, 11:58 PM
No. I just came from a wedding reception. The daughter of my mother's friend got married and while I'm very happy for her I can't stand being around her or her friends. It's not that there's anything wrong with them or anything. Just different lives and all that. I always feel like I'm on the outside looking in and I hate feeling that way.

That's the way I feel at the place I'm working these days so I know what you mean.

Muddy
05-18-2011, 12:00 AM
You didnt act like Lieutenant Dan and scare them did you?

DemonGeminiX
05-18-2011, 12:00 AM
I'm just tired of being roped into hanging around them. It keeps reminding me that I don't belong here and I should've left this place a long long time ago.

I can't deal with them anymore. I'm done with them.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-18-2011, 12:06 AM
Maybe if you would leave the mongoose at home, you wouldn't feel like an outsider [-(

Hal-9000
05-18-2011, 01:16 AM
I love arguing with warehouse guys here at work that think they know more than I do because they put something in a box and put a piece of tape on it.. ffs

I love arguing with CSR'S who DO know less than I do :lol:

(I don't use tape tho...not my department)

Teh One Who Knocks
05-18-2011, 01:17 AM
I'm not signed off on Tape Safety so I can't use tape yet :sad2:

Hal-9000
05-18-2011, 01:19 AM
next week I'm on fries! :face:


(step up from shakes)

Hal-9000
05-18-2011, 01:27 AM
there are two robins in my backyard right now...standing in the same position, facing the same way


Does that mean we get twice as much spring this year?

(scientific replies only please)

Teh One Who Knocks
05-18-2011, 01:30 AM
Depends....is one of them named Earl? :-k

Hal-9000
05-18-2011, 01:31 AM
Depends....is one of them named Earl? :-k

Please elaborate, I don't understand the connection.

minz
05-18-2011, 01:32 AM
I should be fast asleep right now... :huh:

Hal-9000
05-18-2011, 01:33 AM
I should be fast asleep right now... :huh:

Maybe cut down on the 23 cups of coffee per day?

minz
05-18-2011, 01:34 AM
Maybe cut down on the 23 cups of coffee per day?

But all I drink is coffee, what else would I drink?

Hal-9000
05-18-2011, 01:35 AM
But all I drink is coffee, what else would I drink?

heh heh heh....

minz
05-18-2011, 01:35 AM
Fuck, dont answer that :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-18-2011, 01:35 AM
Please elaborate, I don't understand the connection.

It's scientific and over your head :hand:

Hal-9000
05-18-2011, 01:35 AM
Fuck, dont answer that :lol:


you can call me Mr. Non-Dairy Creamer baby..




too late!

minz
05-18-2011, 01:36 AM
It's scientific and over your head :hand:

A bag?

Hal-9000
05-18-2011, 01:36 AM
It's scientific and over your head :hand:

Earl Lee Bird?

Hal-9000
05-18-2011, 01:37 AM
A bag?

here Minz, sniff this rag and tell me if it smells funny to you...

Teh One Who Knocks
05-18-2011, 01:40 AM
A bag?

:burn:

Godfather
05-18-2011, 01:40 AM
How long has that bastard Hal had his sig filled with such blasphemy :x :lol:

Hal-9000
05-18-2011, 01:41 AM
:burn:

she's like 4 posts behind, latent burn...disqualified :hand:

Hal-9000
05-18-2011, 01:41 AM
How long has that bastard Hal had his sig filled with such blasphemy :x :lol:

Oh look it's Mr Nothinggetsbyme.....

IDK....since the Canucks advanced to the next round :lol:

Hal-9000
05-19-2011, 12:54 AM
my urine smells like pee

Hal-9000
05-19-2011, 12:55 AM
we got a new NSFW celeb pics subsection :cheerlead:




why? :lol:

Pony
05-19-2011, 01:01 AM
we got a new NSFW celeb pics subsection :cheerlead:




why? :lol:

:slap:

Hal-9000
05-19-2011, 01:07 AM
*stops thinking*


:oops:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-19-2011, 01:11 AM
*stops thinking*


:oops:

How can you tell? :-s







:dance:

Hal-9000
05-19-2011, 01:42 AM
How can you tell? :-s







:dance:


*searches for clever rebuttal*




:confused:




I got nothing, DGX was right








:coat:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-19-2011, 01:46 AM
Point for me :banana:

Hal-9000
05-19-2011, 01:49 AM
Point for me :banana:

I still got nothing :|


I'd better go and rest my brain.....boo-hooooooooo

DemonGeminiX
05-23-2011, 02:42 PM
Punk rock girl
Please look at me.
Punk rock girl
What do you see?
Let's travel around the world.
Just you and me, punk rock girl.

:dance:

Hugh_Janus
05-23-2011, 06:45 PM
GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BREAK!!:headbang:

DemonGeminiX
05-23-2011, 07:27 PM
GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BREAK!!:headbang:

:-k

Yeah, may be you shouldn't plan on visiting any china shops any time soon.

Muddy
05-24-2011, 05:56 PM
Im broke now.. :mrgreen:

Hugh_Janus
05-24-2011, 06:02 PM
I'm not :dance:

DemonGeminiX
05-24-2011, 06:39 PM
A buncha pussies in this world. NFL owners just pussified the game.

Pony
05-25-2011, 12:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9upTLWRZTfw

Hal-9000
05-25-2011, 01:23 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9upTLWRZTfw

:lol:

I watched it until the end

DemonGeminiX
05-25-2011, 01:35 AM
Tornadoes ripped through Oklahoma City tonight.

:(

Hal-9000
05-25-2011, 01:39 AM
What the hell is going on down there? :|

I know tornado alley has their share but is it even the season for twisters yet?

DemonGeminiX
05-25-2011, 02:11 AM
Oh yeah, 'tis the season for it.

Arkady Renko
05-25-2011, 10:12 AM
Tornadoes ripped through Oklahoma City tonight.

:(

nah, that was just Dirk

Ptownstompin
05-25-2011, 11:06 AM
nah, that was just Dirk

:lol:

Being drunk when I have to be at work in less than 5 hours? Nooooootttt a goooood idea.......

Ptownstompin
05-25-2011, 11:11 AM
Being drunk and posting on here instead of sleeping? Nooooot a good idea

Muddy
05-25-2011, 01:13 PM
:lol:

I watched it until the end

Me as well.. :lol:


nah, that was just Dirk

Not funny, homie. Real people are dying around here...

Arkady Renko
05-25-2011, 01:28 PM
Me as well.. :lol:



Not funny, homie. Real people are dying around here...

sorry, I didn't know the tornado in OKC was that bad. I only read that the one in Joplin killed people. :oops:

Muddy
05-25-2011, 02:05 PM
sorry, I didn't know the tornado in OKC was that bad. I only read that the one in Joplin killed people. :oops:

It's almost become an epidemic this year...

Arkady Renko
05-25-2011, 03:18 PM
Yep, as far as i can recall this year is unusually bad in that department. I suppose they'll have to rethink construction codes in the affected areas.

Muddy
05-25-2011, 03:22 PM
Yep, as far as i can recall this year is unusually bad in that department. I suppose they'll have to rethink construction codes in the affected areas.

I dont think thats going to help much in the case of these F5's we've been having...

Ptownstompin
05-25-2011, 04:10 PM
It's almost become an epidemic this year...

I apologize too, I didn't realize how bad that all was until I looked it up just now. Feel like a dumbass for laughing

Hal-9000
05-25-2011, 06:11 PM
I'm sitting here waiting on a driver attempting to back his truck in...he's already hit the neighbor's metal fence trying to back in there :lol:
Then, he realizes that he's at the wrong business (our 50 foot sign must have confused him...)

Now he's backing his trailer in sideways...and it's not even a 53 footer...it's a shortbox 28 footer.
I swear, the guy will hit our door frame if he keeps this up.He's already hit our wooden stairs inside the building :lol:


WTF? Now he's backing into an outer fence to the east of our building outside :lol:

Hal-9000
05-25-2011, 06:12 PM
I'm gonna tell him it's lunch time when he finally gets in here and to come back later this afternoon :lol: :lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
05-25-2011, 06:18 PM
I tried to backup a camping trailer into my cul-de-sac one time. It was quite a sight, all the neighbors were out watching, and asked to let them know when I would be doing it again so they could come out for a laugh :lol:

Hal-9000
05-25-2011, 06:21 PM
I tried to backup a camping trailer into my cul-de-sac one time. It was quite a sight, all the neighbors were out watching, and asked to let them know when I would be doing it again so they could come out for a laugh :lol:

you make a good point...I have a hard time backing my car into our loading bay....here's the difference:
you and I don't drive for a living and make 60000/yr doing it

Hal-9000
05-25-2011, 06:24 PM
:lol: I AM SOOO EVIL


He parks and comes in, everyone ignores him.He comes to my desk just now and I cut him off - We're closed for lunch! (we never close or refuse shipments during the day) Then he gets this dark look, mumbles something under his breath in brown language and I ask him to repeat himself...then I ask quickly - You just didn't take a jihad out on me did you :shock:

Then he starts giggling and says - Ohhhh buddy, you funny :lol:



hal-9000 - still politically uncorrect :dance:

Jezter
05-25-2011, 06:27 PM
:lol: I AM SOOO EVIL


He parks and comes in, everyone ignores him.He comes to my desk just now and I cut him off - We're closed for lunch! (we never close or refuse shipments during the day) Then he gets this dark look, mumbles something under his breath in brown language and I ask him to repeat himself...then I ask quickly - You just didn't take a jihad out on me did you :shock:

Then he starts giggling and says - Ohhhh buddy, you funny :lol:



hal-9000 - still politically uncorrect :dance:

Hal for President! :dance:

Hal-9000
05-25-2011, 06:30 PM
I just finished telling the driver I'm from the 'Northern' part of India and pointed at my skin (I'm blond and fair skinned)
He actually asked me - From the Kashmir area?

My coworker, our shipper... had to literally leave the receiving area he was laughing so hard :lol: He's still outside

Hal-9000
05-25-2011, 06:35 PM
Hal for President! :dance:

thanks :oops:

I may not be the best candidate.I've worked with too many flavors of the world and tend to say what's on my mind...because they're people at the very heart of things...and sometimes my mouth and mind don't agree on the random discharge that comes out of that particular orifice :oops:

Hal-9000
05-25-2011, 06:36 PM
*elects Jez to Vice President in charge of the hot, chunky girlz office *


:thumbsup:

PorkChopSandwiches
05-25-2011, 06:49 PM
Hahahah, what a dick you are Hal.

Jezter
05-25-2011, 06:58 PM
I just finished telling the driver I'm from the 'Northern' part of India and pointed at my skin (I'm blond and fair skinned)
He actually asked me - From the Kashmir area?

My coworker, our shipper... had to literally leave the receiving area he was laughing so hard :lol: He's still outside
Ahahaha! You are hitting a home run it seems! :lol: Such an asshole you are, dude! :D :lol:

*elects Jez to Vice President in charge of the hot, chunky girlz office *


:thumbsup:

Ooohh yess!! :D

Hal-9000
05-26-2011, 03:25 PM
Bangkok ladyboys




8-[

MrsM
05-26-2011, 03:28 PM
Bangkok ladyboys




8-[

:tmi:

Hal-9000
05-26-2011, 03:37 PM
:dance:


Within one post, I got TMI'ed




it's going to be a good day :)

Hal-9000
05-26-2011, 03:40 PM
chocolate fudge pudding and glass dildos :-k

MrsM
05-26-2011, 03:40 PM
Hal's on a roll - copying :facepalm: to my clipboard :)

Hal-9000
05-26-2011, 03:44 PM
penis-hugging panties :-k

Hal-9000
05-26-2011, 03:52 PM
unusual hair removal techniques vs pain threshold vs end result :-k

MrsM
05-26-2011, 03:56 PM
unusual hair removal techniques vs pain threshold vs end result :-k

you mean like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYNlZLCncI4

Hal-9000
05-26-2011, 03:58 PM
you mean like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYNlZLCncI4

I can't watch youtubes at work...connection is about 13k/day :|

MrsM
05-26-2011, 04:01 PM
I can't watch youtubes at work...connection is about 13k/day :|

that sucks... it's a video of some girls who use a car to remove the wax strip from their bikini area :huh:

Hal-9000
05-26-2011, 04:04 PM
that sucks... it's a video of some girls who use a car to remove the wax strip from their bikini area :huh:

:shock:


Will make a note and revisit it at home tonight, thanks :thumbsup:

Hal-9000
05-26-2011, 04:28 PM
I can't recall buying any brown zebra striped briefs last time I was at Walmart :-k






oh







:oops:









brb

Hal-9000
05-26-2011, 04:36 PM
The Hoff thinks he has healing powers????!!! :shock:


oh stop :lol:

DemonGeminiX
05-26-2011, 05:17 PM
All my carnivorous plants have died, except for one.... dammit.

:meh:

Hal-9000
05-26-2011, 05:18 PM
All my carnivorous plants have died, except for one.... dammit.

:meh:

Survival of the fittest? perhaps he ate the others?

DemonGeminiX
05-26-2011, 05:26 PM
Survival of the fittest? perhaps he ate the others?

It got uncommonly cold in the winter periodically. I was suspecting they might be dead, but I was hoping they might pull through and show some signs of life by now. They haven't. I was growing some of those fuckers for the past 4 years.

:meh:

Hal-9000
05-26-2011, 05:39 PM
It got uncommonly cold in the winter periodically. I was suspecting they might be dead, but I was hoping they might pull through and show some signs of life by now. They haven't. I was growing some of those fuckers for the past 4 years.

:meh:

We have a small patch of 'winter' onions in our garden out back.Through the winter this little plant of course dies, gets covered by snow for months, subjected to -30C temps etc.

But every summer that little fcuker sprouts up again and thrives...we never have to replant and it flourishes during the summer.I call it my hope plant when winter gets too depressing.

Sorry to hear some of your guys didn't make it :(

PorkChopSandwiches
05-26-2011, 06:19 PM
http://101tees.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/gangsta.gif

Hal-9000
05-26-2011, 06:20 PM
office cred...


:lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
05-26-2011, 06:31 PM
that song is just stuck in my head today



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL9ihXiFAko

PorkChopSandwiches
05-26-2011, 06:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyirZw5QP14

Hal-9000
05-26-2011, 10:43 PM
Everywhere is freaks and hairys
Dykes and fairies
Tell me where is sanity?
Tax the rich, feed the poor
Till we run out, rich no more







8-[

Teh One Who Knocks
05-26-2011, 11:24 PM
:-k :-k

Teh One Who Knocks
05-26-2011, 11:27 PM
http://i.imgur.com/sTmHo.gif

allsmiles
05-26-2011, 11:29 PM
Tornadoes ripped through Oklahoma City tonight.

:( We were warned the day before that there would be a tornado outbreak
There were 5 touchdowns that I know of in that one afternoon. The closest one to me was about 5 miles away. There was no damage in my neighborhood, but others were not so lucky.

DemonGeminiX
05-26-2011, 11:31 PM
We were warned the day before that there would be a tornado outbreak
There were 5 touchdowns that I know of in that one afternoon. The closest one to me was about 5 miles away. There was no damage in my neighborhood, but others were not so lucky.


I'm glad you're ok. Sucks to be in that situation, I'm sure.

Oh yeah, welcome to the forum.

:wavey:

Pony
05-26-2011, 11:36 PM
*thinking I'm not allowed to talk to Allsmiles until she makes a welcome thread*

allsmiles
05-26-2011, 11:37 PM
A welcome thread? What is that?

DemonGeminiX
05-26-2011, 11:39 PM
It's a thread you create to say hi and we come in and abuse you mercilessly until you cr... we give you a nice big warm welcome.

:demon:





J/K

Pony
05-26-2011, 11:39 PM
http://tehbasement.com/forumdisplay.php?28-Introduce-Yourself-To-The-Community

allsmiles
05-26-2011, 11:45 PM
Got it, dude. Thanks ;-)

Ptownstompin
05-27-2011, 12:21 AM
is there really no better way to adjust the file size of a pdf than to actually download acrobat? damnit

RBP
05-27-2011, 12:32 AM
is there really no better way to adjust the file size of a pdf than to actually download acrobat? damnit

Does this help?

http://docupub.com/pdfresize/

Muddy
05-27-2011, 12:53 AM
Im glad allsmiles is here..

Hal-9000
05-27-2011, 12:54 AM
yep :wank: :wank: :wank:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-27-2011, 12:55 AM
I'm glad it's the weekend :)

Muddy
05-27-2011, 12:58 AM
One more day for me and its the weekend... i've been out there humping my seadoo...

Hal-9000
05-27-2011, 01:00 AM
One more day for me and its the weekend... i've been out there humping my seadoo...

I may need to borrow it to get down my back alley this weekend

Muddy
05-27-2011, 01:03 AM
Ok, but only I can hump it though...

Teh One Who Knocks
05-27-2011, 01:03 AM
I flat out told my boss I wasn't coming in tomorrow :lol:

Hal-9000
05-27-2011, 01:16 AM
Ok, but only I can hump it though...


Are you kidding? A seadoo in a land-locked environment?


I'll be getting more tail than a toilet seat :afro:

allsmiles
05-27-2011, 01:16 AM
Im glad allsmiles is here..


yep :wank: :wank: :wank:

Aww! Thanks fellas! I've missed you guys!

Hal-9000
05-27-2011, 01:16 AM
I flat out told my boss I wasn't coming in tomorrow :lol:

cause...it's Friday, Friday

Teh One Who Knocks
05-27-2011, 01:18 AM
cause...it's Friday, Friday


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

:banana:

Hal-9000
05-27-2011, 01:18 AM
Aww! Thanks fellas! I've missed you guys!

I was worried that the wank emoticon may give too strong of message....we use that symbol now to rate beautiful girls in the celeb gallery section :oops:


I thought 3 wanks would be a good representation of....oh damn...the truth?



:lol:

Hal-9000
05-27-2011, 01:19 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

:banana:


damn her voice is annoying :lol:

allsmiles
05-27-2011, 01:24 AM
damn her voice is annoying :lol:

Agreed. I don't understand how this song became so popular. The girl does look a heck of a lot like my baby sister, cept my sister is skinnier and prettier.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-27-2011, 01:28 AM
damn her voice is annoying :lol:

They've disabled comments finally on the YT page for that video :lol:

Hal-9000
05-27-2011, 01:29 AM
Agreed. I don't understand how this song became so popular. The girl does look a heck of a lot like my baby sister, cept my sister is skinnier and prettier.


They've disabled comments finally on the YT page for that video :lol:

I can't believe she's 13....she looks a lot....umm....bigger?

allsmiles
05-27-2011, 01:41 AM
Why did they disable the comments?

Teh One Who Knocks
05-27-2011, 01:45 AM
Because they were all horribly negative and many were downright rude :lol:

Fodster
05-27-2011, 03:03 AM
I need some fooood

allsmiles
05-27-2011, 03:11 AM
I need some fooood
*makes sammich*

Fodster
05-27-2011, 03:13 AM
*Wondering what the top half of allsmiles face looks like*

allsmiles
05-27-2011, 04:04 AM
I live with a very sneaky panty thief.

Shady
05-27-2011, 04:21 AM
I live with a very sneaky panty thief.

Are you sure it was someone you live with and not a known associate from some horny corner of the internet?

allsmiles
05-27-2011, 04:31 AM
Are you sure it was someone you live with and not a known associate from some horny corner of the internet?

Well... I guess I'm not 100% sure, but if technology has advanced in such ways that it is possible to travel through the internet, then I can't imagine why they would want to steal panties, of all things they could do.

Shady
05-27-2011, 04:42 AM
There would actually be quite a good sized list of suspects then :lol:

beowulf
05-27-2011, 09:20 AM
wibble!

Noilly Pratt
05-27-2011, 03:12 PM
Everywhere is freaks and hairys
Dykes and fairies
Tell me where is sanity?
Tax the rich, feed the poor
Till we run out, rich no more







8-[

I'd love to change the world...but I don't know what to do. So I leave it up to youuuuuuuuuu...

:D I love playing that on guitar.

Hal-9000
05-27-2011, 10:05 PM
I'd love to change the world...but I don't know what to do. So I leave it up to youuuuuuuuuu...

:D I love playing that on guitar.

I love the guitar in that song...classic :thumbsup:

Hal-9000
05-27-2011, 10:06 PM
Usually I have a guy with me at work until we lock up the building....tonight I get to spend my last hour alone :shock:


what to do what to do...

Hal-9000
05-27-2011, 10:38 PM
maybe I should go steal that box named 'cheesy pasta' in the fridge...I'm kinda hungry

allsmiles
05-28-2011, 05:10 AM
I am going to help build a fence tomorrow. Fun stuff.

golfer
05-28-2011, 07:16 AM
Fuck packing sucks... as well as moving heavy furniture down stairs... cant wait to have it all done... :lol:

ocelot
05-28-2011, 07:54 AM
Slow day here.

Foxdana
05-28-2011, 08:20 AM
I'm hoping to have finished my taxi service for a while!!

Cactus
05-28-2011, 10:43 PM
why does pandora think Paul Simon's "You can call me al" should be on my Ryan Adams station?

Southern Belle
05-29-2011, 02:50 AM
Fixing to go to bed..

RBP
05-29-2011, 03:15 AM
:-k have a drink or go to bed? or watch another movie?

allsmiles
05-29-2011, 03:49 AM
Go have a drink, you party animal!

Hugh_Janus
05-29-2011, 09:18 AM
allsmiles is about to fall out of her top :shock:

Hal-9000
05-29-2011, 08:04 PM
the sun feels good on my face..

I can hear the birds singing, neighbors cutting their lawns, children laughing and screaming throughout the neighborhood...


a perfect moment

Hal-9000
05-29-2011, 08:05 PM
Oh, let the sun beat down upon my face,
stars to fill my dreams
I am a traveler of both time and space,
to be where I have been
To sit with elders of the gentle race,
this world has seldom seen
They talk of days for which they sit and wait,
all will be revealed

Talk and song from tongues of lilting grace, sounds caress my ears
But not a word I heard could I relay, the story was quite clear...

DemonGeminiX
05-29-2011, 10:51 PM
:rant:

RBP
05-29-2011, 11:45 PM
the sun feels good on my face..

I can hear the birds singing, neighbors cutting their lawns, children laughing and screaming throughout the neighborhood...


a perfect moment


Oh, let the sun beat down upon my face,
stars to fill my dreams
I am a traveler of both time and space,
to be where I have been
To sit with elders of the gentle race,
this world has seldom seen
They talk of days for which they sit and wait,
all will be revealed

Talk and song from tongues of lilting grace, sounds caress my ears
But not a word I heard could I relay, the story was quite clear...


http://i.imgur.com/tEucl.gif

Southern Belle
05-30-2011, 12:46 AM
:mrgreen: buncha hippies

Cactus
05-30-2011, 03:57 AM
All day hangover suck

allsmiles
05-30-2011, 04:01 AM
All day hangover suck

Aww... Poor Cactus. Did you at least have a good time last night?

Cactus
05-30-2011, 04:03 AM
The night wasn't bad. The UFC fights were a tad disappointing but was a great wing man and got my buddy Kyle a date. So things evened out

allsmiles
05-30-2011, 04:06 AM
The night wasn't bad. The UFC fights were a tad disappointing but was a great wing man and got my buddy Kyle a date. So things evened out

Lucky Kyle. I missed the fights. Since I moved, I haven't been to any UFC parties. I really miss them! What was so disappointing about them?

Cactus
05-30-2011, 04:12 AM
Yea, lucky Kyle. He really needed it too.

With exception of one fight, they all went the distance. But they were slow moving with not all of action. No big punching exchanges or great take downs. And I watched at my local Hooters, we got the ugliest chick at the place and she had no personality. :meh:

Hal-9000
05-30-2011, 03:45 PM
Dumb question for the Americans...

Memorial Day, that's to commemorate the D-day landings?

Cactus
05-30-2011, 03:54 PM
Dumb question for the Americans...

Memorial Day, that's to commemorate the D-day landings?


It is a day to remember all service men/women that died during service.

Hal-9000
05-30-2011, 03:58 PM
It is a day to remember all service men/women that died during service.

So it's an all wars sort of thing?


thanks :thumbsup:

DemonGeminiX
05-30-2011, 04:38 PM
Wow, I'm really on edge today. Must've woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I just about snapped at my neighbor when I was outside.

I guess it doesn't really help that I don't like her to begin with.

Hal-9000
05-30-2011, 04:40 PM
Wow, I'm really on edge today. Must've woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I just about snapped at my neighbor when I was outside.

I guess it doesn't really help that I don't like her to begin with.



:-s



*treads on eggshells*

DemonGeminiX
05-30-2011, 04:42 PM
Seriously dude. I'm snarling at people today. My patience has gone AWOL.

Hal-9000
05-30-2011, 04:46 PM
Seriously dude. I'm snarling at people today. My patience has gone AWOL.

I'll distract you....

I made a thread awhile back about getting 5000 posts.Throughout the thread RBP called me and posted pictures to the effect that I was an attention whore.Nevermind the whole thing was about how NON-important post counts are...

This past weekend we have something called The Lilac Festival....basically an outdoor, glorified book fair where all the girls dress in their skimpies and guys come out to look interested in 'the events'.This year there was a 6 foot blonde in a bikini...on stilts...with a bunny tail attached to her thong bikini bottom...

I was thinking of the term attention whore and should have got a pic for RBP :lol:

DemonGeminiX
05-30-2011, 04:46 PM
:lol:

I better go do something else, work up a sweat or something to work off the inherent meaness I'm displaying today.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-30-2011, 04:47 PM
Seriously dude. I'm snarling at people today. My patience has gone AWOL.

:daisy:

Hal-9000
05-30-2011, 04:48 PM
:lol:

I better go do something else, work up a sweat or something to work off the inherent meaness I'm displaying today.

Inherent meanness.....:lol: I love the term

Hal-9000
05-30-2011, 04:49 PM
Imma gonna be cruel to you today bitch for no reason! :x





*part of my wedding vows*

MrsM
05-30-2011, 04:51 PM
Seriously dude. I'm snarling at people today. My patience has gone AWOL.

:hug: hope you feel better

Teh One Who Knocks
05-30-2011, 11:54 PM
How the hell did a 4 day weekend go by that fast? :|

allsmiles
05-31-2011, 01:31 AM
I'm so sexually frustrated that I'm pretty sure I've been humping my body pillow every night. When I wake up, I have the pillowcase mostly worked all the way off.

DemonGeminiX
05-31-2011, 01:36 AM
A $5 convenience fee to renew my registration online?! Fuck you, DOR. I'm mailing this bitch in.

[-(

Teh One Who Knocks
05-31-2011, 01:39 AM
A $5 convenience fee to renew my registration online?! Fuck you, DOR. I'm mailing this bitch in.

[-(

Dumb Orangutan Reviewers? :-k

DemonGeminiX
05-31-2011, 01:40 AM
Dumb Orangutan Reviewers? :-k

[-(

Department of Ripoffs

Teh One Who Knocks
05-31-2011, 01:42 AM
[-(

Department of Ripoffs

Sounds kinda shady :-k

DemonGeminiX
05-31-2011, 01:45 AM
It probably costs them less to process these transactions electronically rather than paying out man hours for several people to process it manually and they want $5 extra to do it electronically? Give me a break!

Teh One Who Knocks
05-31-2011, 01:48 AM
But it's convenient :-k

MrsM
05-31-2011, 01:50 AM
I'm so sexually frustrated that I'm pretty sure I've been humping my body pillow every night. When I wake up, I have the pillowcase mostly worked all the way off.

:shifty: there are better things than body pillows to help with that :tup:

DemonGeminiX
05-31-2011, 01:50 AM
But it's convenient :-k


It's stupid.

[-(

Teh One Who Knocks
05-31-2011, 01:53 AM
It's stupid.

[-(

I think that's the same that CDoT charges to renew online :-k

DemonGeminiX
05-31-2011, 01:56 AM
I think that's the same that CDoT charges to renew online :-k

So stupidity is a national affliction.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-31-2011, 01:58 AM
So stupidity is a national affliction.

I paid it...I waited too long to renew by mail

DemonGeminiX
05-31-2011, 01:59 AM
I paid it...I waited too long to renew by mail

I still have about a month, so I'll just mail it out tomorrow.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-31-2011, 02:02 AM
I still have about a month, so I'll just mail it out tomorrow.

Do it online :slap:

MrsM
05-31-2011, 02:03 AM
A $5 convenience fee to renew my registration online?! Fuck you, DOR. I'm mailing this bitch in.

[-(

Doesn't make sense :huh:

DemonGeminiX
05-31-2011, 02:08 AM
Do it online :slap:

No.

[-(


Doesn't make sense :huh:

It makes perfect sense when you think of it in terms of economics. But then again, economics doesn't always equal common sense. For the rest of the world who have common sense and see things for what they really are, it's just another way to rip people off.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-31-2011, 02:12 AM
No.

[-(

Do it :x

DemonGeminiX
05-31-2011, 02:15 AM
Do it :x

I can't. It goes against my nature as a cheap bastard.

:P

Hal-9000
05-31-2011, 02:15 AM
Just got back from seeing my old best friend when we were in high school.Him and I were born on the same day, same year.

He has MS and I see him about twice a year...he can barely walk now and has a handicapped placard for his truck :(
I guess he's going to Europe and to get that sketchy procedure where they open up the arteries in your neck.It won't cure
him but may provide some relief.

damn...I thought I was feeling like shit today

MrsM
05-31-2011, 02:22 AM
Just got back from seeing my old best friend when we were in high school.Him and I were born on the same day, same year.

He has MS and I see him about twice a year...he can barely walk now and has a handicapped placard for his truck :(
I guess he's going to Europe and to get that sketchy procedure where they open up the arteries in your neck.It won't cure
him but may provide some relief.

damn...I thought I was feeling like shit today

:hug: sorry to hear Hal - someone here raised money to go for that procedure. He said in the article that it did seem to help. Hope it helps your friend as well