Goofy
03-29-2014, 10:11 AM
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AGE restrictions on pornography websites work because teenage boys are never deceitful, it has been claimed.
Regulators have called for adult websites to have a box on their home page where users enter their date of birth. Teenage boys have confirmed that this works because they live by an honour code similar to the knights of Camelot.
14-year-old Wayne Hayes said: “However strong the urge to look at images of sex and tits, I am always thwarted by the request for age confirmation.
“My integrity is much more important to me than seeing sexy older women actually doing it.
“Once I considered selecting an earlier birth year from the drop-down menu, but the sense of shame was so intense I could not click the mouse.
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I must go and do some helpful tasks in my local community.”
AGE restrictions on pornography websites work because teenage boys are never deceitful, it has been claimed.
Regulators have called for adult websites to have a box on their home page where users enter their date of birth. Teenage boys have confirmed that this works because they live by an honour code similar to the knights of Camelot.
14-year-old Wayne Hayes said: “However strong the urge to look at images of sex and tits, I am always thwarted by the request for age confirmation.
“My integrity is much more important to me than seeing sexy older women actually doing it.
“Once I considered selecting an earlier birth year from the drop-down menu, but the sense of shame was so intense I could not click the mouse.
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I must go and do some helpful tasks in my local community.”