How many of the users here are divorced?

[Spyker]

I wonder :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

:-k

Why?

[redred]

how's it going sandy balls , i know of at least one

[Spyker]

the balls are good.

I just got divorced so i was wondering if there is a club or something

[Hugh_Janus]

I'm not a user :shrug:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

15 year anniversary for me last week

[DemonGeminiX]

the balls are good.

I just got divorced so i was wondering if there is a club or something

Ouch. Sorry to hear, dude. I've never been married, so I don't know anything about the divorce club.

[KevinD]

Been married for almost 19 years. At this point, I doubt I'll get divorced. I do know that if something were to happen to my wife, I would never, ever get remarried. Lol

[Muddy]

Spyker.. Time for the pussy pics..

[Noilly Pratt]

Nope. Single until 2001 and married ever since. Never even been close.

My sympathies. A few of my friends have and it can be rough.

[Godfather]

Sorry to hear that Spyker. Hope it's for the best.

[Loser]

Was never dumb enough to get married.

[Spyker]

meh, i'm over it. nothing to be sorry about - altho i could have done without her fucking a whole bunch of guys while i work in the middle east.

guess not many guys on here are divorced then...oh well. i'll have my own club. With blackjack and hookers

[redred]

RBP will like that club , sorry about the split mate , I did know via Facebook but it was your news to share when you wanted

[Muddy]

I was married once before for 10 years.. I think she had cheated as well..

[Spyker]

The first thing i did when i was on my last rotation was go to a dingy strip club. nothing better than having a stripper in your face that you are allowed to touch.

The weekend after that I went to an alternative music festival, swallowed some MDMA and then later apparently dropped some acid. best/worst trip of my life. Keep in mind I havent used any kind of drug apart from dope for 7 years.

The Saturday I stuck with md. Was pretty mellow and i still have enough moves to hook up with 18 year olds :lol:

[redred]

Can't beat a nice bit of mdma :lol:

[Spyker]

yeah but the jaw clenching is a pain in the jaw

[redred]

Yes gurning does bring problems and not being able to piss properly

[Hal-9000]

meh, i'm over it. nothing to be sorry about - altho i could have done without her fucking a whole bunch of guys while i work in the middle east.

guess not many guys on here are divorced then...oh well. i'll have my own club. With blackjack and hookers

Even when I'm just dating a girl and she wants to step out and bone someone else...I tell her to make sure that couple of hours of fun is worth the relationship...because I won't touch her again..

I've had one long term g/f cheat on me and her excuse - I did it so you would pay attention to me

:lol: told her she got my attention and to fuck off forever...


I am sorry to hear she did that Spyk, IMO there's not much forgiveness for married couples that fuck other people...it goes against the core of the idea...


and never been married, so no divorce

[Spyker]

or getting your dick hard. shit just dont wanna work properlike

I'll upload a pic or two later of what i looked like

[redred]

I'll upload a pic or two later of what i looked like

i rather you didn't :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I'm still reading the last line of my post and trying to figure out where Spyk's ensuing post fits in :lol:

[redred]

i think it was to my post but it's spyker so who know's :lol:

[Hal-9000]

"and never been married, so no divorce"

"or getting your dick hard. shit just dont wanna work properlike"







makes sense to me :lol:

[Spyker]

yeah sorry hal. i didnt even see that post:lol:

She had all kinds of excuses too. I told her to fuck off out of my house. she didnt touch the house and the car in the divorce coz she knows i can cause a lot of trouble for her and her lovers. The one guy moved out of cape town because i'm known to have a bit of a temper and i'll end up killing him. Now some of our friend group wont talk to me. Like i give a fuck.

In the end tho i was fair. I gave her all the household appliances and absolved her of all the debt we incurred together. Having a prenup also helped:twisted:

[Spyker]

hal, do you want to be my lover?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Hal signs no mans prenup

[Hal-9000]

yeah sorry hal. i didnt even see that post:lol:

She had all kinds of excuses too. I told her to fuck off out of my house. she didnt touch the house and the car in the divorce coz she knows i can cause a lot of trouble for her and her lovers. The one guy moved out of cape town because i'm known to have a bit of a temper and i'll end up killing him. Now some of our friend group wont talk to me. Like i give a fuck.

In the end tho i was fair. I gave her all the household appliances and absolved her of all the debt we incurred together. Having a prenup also helped:twisted:




sounds like you made out as well as you could, dude.

my cousin never had many girlfriends, got married, had 3 kids in 2 years and then she started fucking a few guys in the small town they live in....then she divorced him and he had to buy a 400000 dollar house for her in the settlement (so she wouldn't touch his farm)

I don't get that....a chick fucks around, can't people sue for adultery?? In your case and my cousins about the only thing you guys did wrong was work hard IMO...


I hate that chicks can still get huge settlements after a divorce

[Hal-9000]

hal, do you want to be my lover?

you want to bone another Canadian?






:lol: be nice and I'll let you punch me around a little too

[Hal-9000]

Hal signs no mans prenup

fuckin WORD bro!!! :dance:














hey? :-s

[FBD]

bitches, man

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Love that line



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ich5IlYm3PY

[Hugh_Janus]

Even when I'm just dating a girl and she wants to step out and bone someone else...I tell her to make sure that couple of hours of fun is worth the relationship...because I won't touch her again..

I've had one long term g/f cheat on me and her excuse - I did it so you would pay attention to me

:lol: told her she got my attention and to fuck off forever...


I am sorry to hear she did that Spyk, IMO there's not much forgiveness for married couples that fuck other people...it goes against the core of the idea...


and never been married, so no divorce
uughhhh I hate how similar you an me are sometimes :wha:

yeah sorry hal. i didnt even see that post:lol:

She had all kinds of excuses too. I told her to fuck off out of my house. she didnt touch the house and the car in the divorce coz she knows i can cause a lot of trouble for her and her lovers. The one guy moved out of cape town because i'm known to have a bit of a temper and i'll end up killing him. Now some of our friend group wont talk to me. Like i give a fuck.

In the end tho i was fair. I gave her all the household appliances and absolved her of all the debt we incurred together. Having a prenup also helped:twisted:
fair? You were soft, man.... you should have oscard her

[Spyker]

Her(my ex wife) has family in canada. Vancouver if not mistaken. We were supposed to got there the end of this year or middle next.

Thanks fuck thats not happening any more :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Her(my ex wife) has family in canada. Vancouver if not mistaken. We were supposed to got there the end of this year or middle next.

Thanks fuck thats not happening any more :lol:

:lol: you giant douchebag...it's a nice place. We'd probably have to get you a winter parka and booties for our blazing summer temps of 25C though..

[Noilly Pratt]

Hey, GF and I live in the greater Van. area. That would be cosmically fucked up if we knew these people...

[Hal-9000]

related




:lol:

[Spyker]

After some checking its actually Toronto.

[Spyker]

This is me 3 hours after I got there. I'm the guy in the helmut and boots.


http://img262.imagevenue.com/loc536/th_419989332_altAs2vJAzj7Zeb9lkX9w7_A4Y2NS1gbSwRVS dqfA0vPx6o1_122_536lo.jpg (http://img262.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=419989332_altAs2vJAzj7Zeb9lkX9w7_A4Y 2NS1gbSwRVSdqfA0vPx6o1_122_536lo.jpg)

[FBD]

for some reason I think you stole that helmet from porky :lol:

[Spyker]

porky has a helmut like that?

[FBD]

nah I could just see him wearing one like that :lol:

[Hal-9000]

This is me 3 hours after I got there. I'm the guy in the helmut and boots.


http://img262.imagevenue.com/loc536/th_419989332_altAs2vJAzj7Zeb9lkX9w7_A4Y2NS1gbSwRVS dqfA0vPx6o1_122_536lo.jpg (http://img262.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=419989332_altAs2vJAzj7Zeb9lkX9w7_A4Y 2NS1gbSwRVSdqfA0vPx6o1_122_536lo.jpg)


:lwank:

[Spyker]

nah I could just see him wearing one like that :lol:

i've had mine for years. my ex wife didnt like me wearing it

[Spyker]

:lwank:

you dirty birdie

[FBD]

i've had mine for years. my ex wife didnt like me wearing it

especially when going down on er :lol:

[Spyker]

or weddings

[FBD]

:lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

This is me 3 hours after I got there. I'm the guy in the helmut and boots.


http://img262.imagevenue.com/loc536/th_419989332_altAs2vJAzj7Zeb9lkX9w7_A4Y2NS1gbSwRVS dqfA0vPx6o1_122_536lo.jpg (http://img262.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=419989332_altAs2vJAzj7Zeb9lkX9w7_A4Y 2NS1gbSwRVSdqfA0vPx6o1_122_536lo.jpg)

Nice, we dont even have to see your sack this time

[Hal-9000]

Nice, we dont even have to see your sack this time

:facepalm:

you're the guy who rubs the genie bottle...'just to see what will happen'

[Spyker]

did someone mention my balls?

[redred]

Yes porky please feel free to send him pictures via his inbox

[Spyker]

nah, i prefer a public platform

[Hal-9000]

:facepalm:

now every post by Spyk may or may not contain nutsack content


way to go Porky :x

[Spyker]

i have only one question.

shaved or hairy?

[Hal-9000]

half and half! :cheerlead:










omg what am I doing :|

[Spyker]

You asked and I shall oblige

want a pic of my hemorrhoid too?

[Hal-9000]

Only if you shave it :face:

[Spyker]

i'm not really comfortable with using a straight razor in my arse

[Hal-9000]

so is this how life goes?

divorce - nutsack pics - hemorrhoid pics...posted for other men????????



I'm never getting married [-(

[Spyker]

but you married joey

[The Monk]

Missed this.....


Divorced once and celebrated 20th anniversary the other day to number 2.