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Teh One Who Knocks
04-14-2014, 11:09 AM
By Page Six Team


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They’re two of the biggest stars in fashion, double-billing on the covers of Sports Illustrated, Vogue and Vanity Fair and lusted over by countless admirers — still, Kate Upton can’t stand them.

“I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs,” the supermodel and actress tells Britain’s The Sun on Sunday.

“Every single day, I’m like, ‘Oh, man, it would be so much easier,’ especially if people didn’t constantly bring them up,” she confesses of her two biggest assets.

At least twice a day she wishes she were smaller up top, Upton, 21, admits. “But the grass is always greener, as they say!”

If only they were a little more like . . . earrings, the covergirl muses of her natural-born 34-D’s.

“If I could just take them off like they were clip-ons.”

Upton is making her “serious” acting debut with the upcoming “The Other Woman,” and she cites Cameron Diaz as possessing the ideal physique.

“In my eyes, Cameron Diaz has the perfect figure,” she gushed.

In the film, which opens April 25, Upton, Diaz and Leslie Mann play three women who bond over a plot to take revenge on one man who cheated on them all.

And while Mann, 42, plays a grounded, devoted housewife and Diaz, 41, plays a tough Manhattan lawyer, Upton plays a flirty, ditzy blonde.

It’s not typecasting, insists Upton, who has already won rave reviews for her intelligence and acting chops from her much older co-stars.

“I think it’s funny to act like a dumb blonde. I know that’s not the case so why not play on it?” she tells The Sun.

“But I actually don’t look at my character as dumb,” Upton adds. “I think of her as young and naive, like I was once.”

Hal-9000
04-14-2014, 04:37 PM
I don't hate them Kate...c'mere and I'll show you how much :face:

Goofy
04-14-2014, 04:43 PM
If she likes, i could try suckling and massaging them to see if that helps them shrink :thumbsup:

Pony
04-14-2014, 04:48 PM
If she doesn't want them anymore she can give them to me.

PorkChopSandwiches
04-14-2014, 04:52 PM
Without them where would she be

DemonGeminiX
04-14-2014, 08:38 PM
Without them where would she be

In a boob job clinic, waiting to get inflated.

deebakes
04-15-2014, 01:56 AM
she is so fucking hot, too bad she doesn't seem to think so :shrug:

Hugh_Janus
04-15-2014, 06:18 PM
she's got a smack rat's torso :hand:

DemonGeminiX
04-15-2014, 07:42 PM
she's got a smack rat's torso :hand:

She's got a torso that looks like a sack of potatoes, and her legs are awful. People claim that she has a great ass, but I don't see it. As far as I'm concerned, all she has is a pretty face and big boobs, and while the boobs are nice, it's not enough to make her queen bitch model of the universe. I'm not at all surprised that Victoria's Secret stuck their nose up at her.

She's over-rated.

Hugh_Janus
04-15-2014, 09:12 PM
I hate her tits too.... especially since they aint in my face