It's tax day in the United States....

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Goofy]

We have tax day every day over here :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Today is income tax day, we have regular tax day every day here as well :)

[Goofy]

:lol: Yeah, kinda gathered that......... i've no idea when ours is :oops: Our secretary did give me my P60 form last week though so i guess it must have been last week :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

We get our W-2 forms no later than January 31st and then you have until April 15th to file.

[Goofy]

It's only self-employed workers over here that have to file tax returns........ the rest of us get it done for us thankfully :lol: Always sounded like a load of grief to me!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Paying taxes is fun, not a load of grief :nono:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I paid $0 in federal tax this year with my electric car credit, thanks Obama

[Hal-9000]

:lol: Yeah, kinda gathered that......... i've no idea when ours is :oops: Our secretary did give me my P60 form last week though so i guess it must have been last week :lol:


We get our W-2 forms no later than January 31st and then you have until April 15th to file.


we get T-4 slips :-k

[Acid Trip]

Taxpayers earning $100,000 or more a year pay 71.6% of the nation’s share in individual federal income taxes, according to the latest data from the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) from 2011.

These data do not include corporate income taxes, or taxes on capital gains or dividends, or payroll taxes for Social Security and other programs.

In 2011, according to the IRS, there were 145,370,240 individual income tax returns filed. Among those returns, 125,914,418 or 86.6%, belonged to taxpayers earning a salary less than $100,000. The remaining 19,455,822 returns belonged to those taxpayers earning more than $100,000, or 13.4% of the total.

While those top earners, earning six figures or more, represented only 13.4% of the total number of individual income tax returns reported to the IRS, they contributed nearly three-fourths of the total amount of federal tax revenue from individual filers reported for that year.

In 2011, the IRS collected $1,088,559,743,000 based on taxpayers' taxable income. From that total, 71.6%, or $779,547,834,000 came from those taxpayers earning six figures or more. Only 28.4%, or $308,816,180,000, came from those earning less than $100,000.

The IRS has been posting these tax data online since 1996, when the share of the nation’s tax-burden (on individual income) held by six-figure earners was 51%. Since then, the share of the nation’s taxes paid by six-figure earners has increased, peaking (so far) in 2007 when top earners paid 72.6% of the nation’s individual income taxes.

Those individual income taxes, $1.08 trillion, comprised 47% of the federal government's revenue in fiscal year 2011, which was $2.3 trillion, according to the Congressional Budget Office. The balance came from employment or social insurance taxes (36%); corporate income taxes (8%); excise taxes (3%); custom duties (0.3%); and miscellaneous receipts (4%).

[FBD]

...and the rest of the shortfall was put on the tab to be paid to the cabal that bought out congress...

[FBD]

:willie: you assholes, I dont EVER remember owing fed when all's said and done. EVER. MFers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! granted my ct refund was more than what I owed for fed, but this is fkn ridiculous.


thanks obama you fkface

[Hugh_Janus]

http://lounge.moviecodec.com/images/attachment/goku-vs-yusuke-28732.jpg

[FBD]

:lol:

[Acid Trip]

:willie: you assholes, I dont EVER remember owing fed when all's said and done. EVER. MFers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! granted my ct refund was more than what I owed for fed, but this is fkn ridiculous.


thanks obama you fkface

Whatever you rich bastard. :D

[FBD]

:lol: what's those articles say about the equivalence line between working and welfare? I'm probably at about that breakeven point where welfare benefits give you more if you are a living off the dole sack of laziness.

[Muddy]

I filed an extension.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

You lazy sack

[Muddy]

The works done.. We just turned it in to the CPA by the 15th.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:tup:

[Lambchop]

My sympathies to you all. I recommend Luxembourg :wank:

[FBD]

:-k but we'd had to move to europe

[Hal-9000]

let's all go live in Greece :lol:

[Goofy]

let's all go live in Greece :lol:

Nah, too many Greek folk stay there [-(

[Hal-9000]

yes but I hear paying taxes there is an option :tup:

[Goofy]

Getting a job ain't an option though :lol:

[FBD]

:lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

I speak some greek :cheerlead:

[Hal-9000]

I speak some greek :cheerlead:

I'll bet you do.......:naughty:

"C'mere and bend over, I'll help you with that sir"

[Hugh_Janus]

:busted:

[Hal-9000]

I wonder if Grecians are aware that the whole world uses the term 'greek' and it means up the ass


:lol:

[Muddy]

Never heard that.. :-k

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Its an old term

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=greek