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Teh One Who Knocks
04-22-2014, 02:56 PM
Anti-Terrorist And Monetary Crimes Division
Fbi Headquarters In Washington , D.C,
Federal Bureau Of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, Nw Washington , D.C. 20535-0001


Attn: Beneficiary.



This Is To Officially Inform You That It Has Come To Our Notice As We Had Thoroughly Completed An Investigation With The Help Of Our Intelligence Monitoring Network System, Which Report Confirmation Stated That There Are Illegal Transactions With You And Some Impostors Claiming To Be Prof. Charles C. Soludo Of The Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Others Are Officials In Banks Such As Oceanic Bank, Zenith Bank With Other Banks Listed In Our Report, While Some Impostors Claimed To Be Federal Bureau Of Investigation Agents, And E.F.C.C Agent And Icpc Agent. Meanwhile, During Our Investigation Fbi Realized The Reason Why You Have Not Received Your Payment Because You Are Been Deceived By These Imposters.


Moreover, We Notice That You Have Not Fulfilled Your Financial Obligation In Respect Of Your Contract/Inheritance Payment. Based On That Fbi Has Contacted The Federal Ministry Of Finance Fmf On Your Behalf And They Have Brought A Solution To Your Problem By Coordinating Your Payment In The Total Amount Of Usd 8,000,000.00 Which Has Been Programmed With An Atm Card, Which You Can Use To Withdraw Your Funds Anywhere In The World. You Now Have The Lawful Right To Claim Your Funds Which Has Been Programmed With Atm Card.

With The Federal Bureau Of Investigation Involvement In This Transaction, You Are Now Be Rest Assured That This Transaction Is Legitimate And Completely Risk-Free, Our Duty Is To Protect And Serve Citizens Of United States And Other Part Of The World. Now I Advise You To Contact The Atm Card Center Via E-Mail For Instructions On How To Procure Your Approval Slip, Which Contains Details On How To Receive And Activate Your Atm Card For Immediate Use Of Your Funds Being Paid To You Through Atm Card. We Have Confirmed That The Amount Required To Procure The Approval Slip Will Cost You A Total Sum Of 325 Usd Which Will Be Paid Directly To The Atm Card Center , Via Gram. Below You Shall Find Contact Details Of The Agent Whom Will Process Your Transaction From Federal Minister Of Finance:
Contact Information

Federal Minister Of Finance
Atm Card Centre
Name: Mr. Paul Smith
Email: mrpaulsmith3@7bmail.com
Contact Mr. Paul Smith Of The Atm Card Centre With Your Information As Follows:
Full Name:
Mailing Address:
City:
State:
Nationality:
Direct Phone / Mobile Number:
Current Occupation And Your Age:



Once You Have Sent The Required Information To Mr. Paul Smith He Will Contact You With Instructions On How To Make The Payment Of 325 Usd For The Approval Slip After Which He Will Proceed Towards Delivery Of The Atm Card Without Any Further Delay. You Are Hereby Been Authorized/Guaranteed By The Federal Bureau Of Investigation To Commence Towards Completing This Transaction, As There Shall Be No Delay Once Payment For The Approval Slip Has Been Made To The Authorized Agent.



Once You Have Completed Payment Of Usd 325 To The Agent In Charge Of This Transaction, Immediately Contact Us Back For More Investigation For Conformation Of Your Atm Card. The Both Offices Are Working 24hours To Get This Project Complete.

James B. Comey,
Executive Director,
Federal Bureau Investigation, Fbi


:-k

FBD
04-22-2014, 03:35 PM
:lol:

Noilly Pratt
04-22-2014, 03:43 PM
Multi-Syllabic and coherent. impressive.

Ah ah....tipoff to the ripoff...:cheerlead::grammar:


You Are Now Be Rest Assured That This Transaction Is Legitimate And Completely Risk-Free

The FBi doesn't put people at ease, it sends drones, spooks and spies to give that ol' feeling of dread!

Goofy
04-22-2014, 06:09 PM
Lance is a millionaire!! :cheers:

Hal-9000
04-22-2014, 06:21 PM
"This Is To Officially Inform You That It Has Come To Our Notice As We Had Thoroughly Completed An Investigation With The Help Of Our Intelligence Monitoring Network System, Which Report Confirmation Stated That There Are Illegal Transactions With You And Some Impostors Claiming To Be Prof. Charles C. Soludo Of The Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Others Are Officials In Banks Such As Oceanic Bank, Zenith Bank With Other Banks Listed In Our Report, While Some Impostors Claimed To Be Federal Bureau Of Investigation Agents, And E.F.C.C Agent And Icpc Agent."

I ain't got much book smarts but that there is run on sentence of the highest magnitude, complete with capitalization throughout the sentence structure.

Completely legit :tup:

Goofy
04-22-2014, 07:11 PM
I can't stand that pish, why capitalise every fucking word? :wha: LeeisBob used to do similar........ pointless!

Hal-9000
04-22-2014, 10:54 PM
tHiS sHiT uSeD tO iNfUrIaTe Me


and the same person would use abbreviations like 2 and 4 in place of words, yet take the time to hammer their fckin shift or caps lock button every second letter :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-25-2018, 04:37 PM
https://i.imgur.com/bxHPrgLh.jpg

Got this in my e-mail a little while ago. Should I download the 'attached advice'? :-k

DemonGeminiX
07-26-2018, 04:01 PM
:-k

Maybe you should charge your phone before you try to download it.

Teh One Who Knocks
07-27-2018, 10:14 AM
:-k

Maybe you should charge your phone before you try to download it.

Why? :-k

Goofy
07-27-2018, 10:20 AM
https://i.imgur.com/bxHPrgLh.jpg

Got this in my e-mail a little while ago. Should I download the 'attached advice'? :-k
Why do you always get the free money? :sad2:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-27-2018, 10:26 AM
Why do you always get the free money? :sad2:

Just call me ATM 'cuz I'm money all the time :dance:

Goofy
07-27-2018, 10:27 AM
Ass To Mouth :-s

Keep your money :hand:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-27-2018, 10:29 AM
Ass To Mouth :-s

Keep your money :hand:

https://i.imgur.com/WFzO5E0.jpg

Goofy
07-27-2018, 11:25 AM
Potaters gotta potate

Teh One Who Knocks
12-07-2020, 12:09 PM
https://i.imgur.com/Xzn5XZo.png

Great way to start a Monday....with money! :banana:

Goofy
12-07-2020, 01:23 PM
https://i.imgur.com/Xzn5XZo.png

Great way to start a Monday....with money! :banana:
:woot:

Remember my share.......

Teh One Who Knocks
12-07-2020, 01:26 PM
:woot:

Remember my share.......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymPpIzaanhY

Goofy
12-07-2020, 04:20 PM
:sad2:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-07-2020, 04:23 PM
I said Good Day [-(

Teh One Who Knocks
08-31-2021, 02:07 PM
https://i.imgur.com/KTFYO4I.png

Got this in my work email this morning... :-k

Griffin
08-31-2021, 02:17 PM
The Illuminati is having a membership drive? :-s



...cool 8-)

DemonGeminiX
08-31-2021, 10:27 PM
https://i.imgur.com/KTFYO4I.png

Got this in my work email this morning... :-k

The meltdown a certain member would have if he saw this....

Teh One Who Knocks
09-01-2021, 11:24 AM
The meltdown a certain member would have if he saw this....

:fbd:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-15-2022, 07:06 PM
https://i.imgur.com/UPI3Wl5.png

Found this in my junk mail folder. How did something this amazing end up in my junk mail?

:-k

Teh One Who Knocks
04-28-2022, 01:21 PM
https://i.imgur.com/bpmdnuT.png

Time to quit my job :cheers:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-12-2022, 12:33 PM
https://i.imgur.com/L6z3VCXl.jpeg

Got this text yesterday....I'm thinking it must be 100% legit so I should most likely just click on the link :-k

lost in melb.
07-21-2022, 03:30 PM
This is a good deal:

https://www.ebay.com/itm/384891247459

FBD
07-28-2022, 11:47 AM
https://i.imgur.com/KTFYO4I.png

Got this in my work email this morning... :-k

seems totally legit :lol:

if you want to join globohomo and undermine your fellow human, of course

Teh One Who Knocks
08-11-2022, 11:59 AM
https://i.imgur.com/MiVZwtv.png

Got three copies of this one right after the other this morning and my antivirus flagged each one and marked them as a virus and removed the attachment. Not sure why, seems completely legit. :-k

Teh One Who Knocks
08-24-2022, 04:53 PM
https://i.imgur.com/YiR04p0.png

I better click on that link :-k

DemonGeminiX
08-24-2022, 05:36 PM
I've gotten that several times. :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-24-2022, 05:38 PM
That email address it came from seems super legit :tup:

PorkChopSandwiches
08-24-2022, 05:44 PM
I havent tried Colnbase

lost in melb.
08-24-2022, 06:18 PM
I havent tried Colnbase in Mozambique


Me neither :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
09-01-2022, 05:52 PM
https://i.imgur.com/jzOOGEj.png

The scammers really are trying to get into people's Coinbase accounts...

This is the link if you click on Support Center:


https://yghjuini.katakandghembut.me/UYGhb/jHVYT

PorkChopSandwiches
09-01-2022, 05:57 PM
seems legit, unlike the last one from colnbase

Teh One Who Knocks
09-06-2022, 12:58 PM
https://i.imgur.com/SnoBkUx.png

The Coinbase scams just never stop....

Teh One Who Knocks
09-23-2022, 03:40 PM
https://i.imgur.com/4ZsbuSX.jpeg

Just came in to my work email a few minutes ago :lol:

lost in melb.
09-24-2022, 04:28 AM
https://i.imgur.com/4ZsbuSX.jpeg

Just came in to my work email a few minutes ago :lol:

This one could actually be legit :-k

golfer
09-24-2022, 05:28 AM
https://i.imgur.com/jzOOGEj.png

The scammers really are trying to get into people's Coinbase accounts...

This is the link if you click on Support Center:



https://yghjuini.katakandghembut.me/UYGhb/jHVYT


That one seems so legit I almost clicked it just to see if I could get money

golfer
09-24-2022, 05:29 AM
This one could actually be legit :-k

Hey what’s up with that… That guy told me it was just for me and now you’re stealing my money

Teh One Who Knocks
10-25-2022, 01:30 PM
https://i.imgur.com/QZURlFLl.jpeg

:woot: Free $600!

PorkChopSandwiches
10-25-2022, 05:32 PM
Hell yeah, I hope its direct deposit when you provide an account number

Teh One Who Knocks
03-13-2023, 12:57 PM
https://i.imgur.com/FXr7jHb.png

:-k

DemonGeminiX
03-13-2023, 01:58 PM
There's a way to report that listed on the SSA site somewhere. I can't remember where or what it is, but you can forward the email to a specific SSA email address that handles this sort of thing.

Teh One Who Knocks
03-23-2023, 06:48 PM
https://i.imgur.com/OsDd5nT.png

Godfather
03-25-2023, 03:01 PM
"@dokumentasikohehe.com"

:lol:

lost in melb.
03-26-2023, 01:18 AM
https://i.imgur.com/OsDd5nT.png

Please 'updates', my precious...

Teh One Who Knocks
06-12-2023, 12:06 PM
https://i.imgur.com/As6MFTz.png

lost in melb.
06-12-2023, 12:28 PM
The last sentence seems a bit grammatically off :-k

Teh One Who Knocks
06-22-2023, 06:31 PM
https://i.imgur.com/Du1gBCQ.png

Nortan :rofl:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-10-2023, 05:05 PM
https://i.imgur.com/qh7iwca.png

DemonGeminiX
07-10-2023, 09:05 PM
^^^^
I've gotten that a few times.

lost in melb.
07-11-2023, 03:23 AM
You never know. They might just want to access your account to deposit a couple of Bitcoin.

Teh One Who Knocks
12-04-2023, 03:05 PM
https://i.imgur.com/aeRiEyu.png

Woohoo! The IRS is sending me money! All I need to do is click on the link! :woohoo:


:-k

lost in melb.
12-04-2023, 03:29 PM
New Zealand. Must be legit :mrgreen:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-04-2023, 03:37 PM
New Zealand. Must be legit :mrgreen:

Are you saying that's not an official US government email address? :suspect: