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Teh One Who Knocks
05-14-2014, 11:22 AM
CBC Radio


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After a spike in fender benders during morning rush hour, Nova Scotia is passing legislation that will ban drivers from eating breakfast sandwiches while operating a motor vehicle. The sandwiches have become a popular breakfast alternative because of their relative low cost and availability. Almost every restaurant open in the morning serves a delicious breakfast sandwich. But are they too delicious?

"You may as well be chewing on a gun," says Officer Bruce O'Reiley of the Halifax Regional Police, "All that melted cheese and sausage or bacon? It's game over for concentration."

O'Reiley heads Brake for Breakfast, a program that educates people on the dangers of driving while eating a breakfast sandwich. "People think that because you can't send a text on a southwestern omelette wrapped in a tortilla that it's somehow safe to eat while driving a Subaru wagon." O'Reiley continues, "I have some pretty gruesome case files that beg to differ."

Part of the problem is that you need at least one hand with which to eat - which takes one hand from the wheel. But the big danger may be how delicious a breakfast sandwich is. As O'Reiley puts it, "As soon as you're done swallowing one warm mouthful of salty meat, egg and cheese, you immediately want another. Your mouth waters as you plunge the flavourful disc into your mouth and then ... BANG, you've T-boned a hearse and there's a body on the freeway. That actually happened."

For everyone in the workforce who is short on time in the morning, O'Reiley has this advice: "If you have to eat in the car, fine, just make it something that won't distract you like dry toast or one of those awful green smoothies."

Nova Scotia is currently mulling over a comprehensive list of items that should be banned from touching drivers' hands. The list including make-up, electric razors, dogs, cigarettes, radio dials and even the hand of the person in the passenger seat.

FBD
05-14-2014, 12:24 PM
what kind of bullshit is this! cripes back when I used to smoke & work at GE, I had a bumper to bumper hour commute, and I did it with a breakfast sandwich in one hand, coffee and cigarette in another, no cup holders driving a stick shift. and never had a problem.

perrhaps
05-14-2014, 01:15 PM
what kind of bullshit is this! cripes back when I used to smoke & work at GE, I had a bumper to bumper hour commute, and I did it with a breakfast sandwich in one hand, coffee and cigarette in another, no cup holders driving a stick shift. and never had a problem.


While watching John Wayne and Clint Eastwood movies on a portable DVD player?

DemonGeminiX
05-14-2014, 01:18 PM
:-s

... and getting a .50 blowjob from a midget tranny prostitute?

Teh One Who Knocks
05-14-2014, 01:19 PM
...while playing Tip Toe Through The Tulips on a ukelele? :-k

DemonGeminiX
05-14-2014, 01:23 PM
... and giving precise flight patterns to commercial planes while performing duties as a remote air traffic controller for LaGuardia airport via cellphone?

:-k

redred
05-14-2014, 01:58 PM
:-s

... and getting a .50 blowjob from a midget tranny prostitute?

it's FBD not porky :lol:

FBD
05-14-2014, 02:02 PM
:lol:


yeah, tough to believe a ...what, 96? maxima had NO fuggin cupholders...I had many a coffee wind up in my e-brake

DemonGeminiX
05-14-2014, 02:06 PM
it's FBD not porky :lol:

:nono:

Porky would go for the Mexican midget tranny amputee prostitute.

Godfather
05-15-2014, 02:19 AM
what kind of bullshit is this! cripes back when I used to smoke & work at GE, I had a bumper to bumper hour commute, and I did it with a breakfast sandwich in one hand, coffee and cigarette in another, no cup holders driving a stick shift. and never had a problem.

Maybe you never had a problem, but actuarially it is a problem :lol:

Hal-9000
05-15-2014, 02:25 AM
GF's got a point...there are two types of drivers

1. people who complain about other bad drivers
2. people like FBD and Muddy who think everything is fine, but really cause #1


:lol:

Hal-9000
05-15-2014, 02:26 AM
what kind of bullshit is this! cripes back when I used to smoke & work at GE, I had a bumper to bumper hour commute, and I did it with a breakfast sandwich in one hand, coffee and cigarette in another, no cup holders driving a stick shift. and never had a problem.

how the hell did you play the accordion while doing all that???


:lol:

Muddy
05-15-2014, 10:33 AM
what kind of bullshit is this! cripes back when I used to smoke & work at GE, I had a bumper to bumper hour commute, and I did it with a breakfast sandwich in one hand, coffee and cigarette in another, no cup holders driving a stick shift. and never had a problem.


While watching John Wayne and Clint Eastwood movies on a portable DVD player?


:-s

... and getting a .50 blowjob from a midget tranny prostitute?


...while playing Tip Toe Through The Tulips on a ukelele? :-k


... and giving precise flight patterns to commercial planes while performing duties as a remote air traffic controller for LaGuardia airport via cellphone?

:-k


how the hell did you play the accordion while doing all that???


:lol:


Now thats a ride to work!

FBD
05-15-2014, 12:12 PM
:lol:

hey, I told ya meditation develops concentration :dance:

FBD
05-15-2014, 12:13 PM
GF's got a point...there are two types of drivers

1. people who can handle their shit
2. people who can't


:lol:

ftfy :D

FBD
05-15-2014, 12:14 PM
GF's got a point...there are two types of drivers

1. people who can handle their shit
2. people who can't


:lol:

ftfy :D