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Teh One Who Knocks
06-05-2014, 10:44 AM
By Evan Bleier - UPI


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TORONTO, June 4 (UPI) --A Canadian man is accused of acting in a manner that could be described as the opposite of cool after he allegedly committed a lewd act with a cucumber at a public library in Toronto.

Fredrick Tennyson Davis is charged with committing an indecent act and two counts of failing to comply with probation in connection to a "suspicious incident" at the Agincourt Library involving a cucumber on April 7.

During the April incident, Davis allegedly sat down next to a 26-year-old woman, popped open his laptop and "then began to commit an indecent act while holding a cucumber."

The 49-year-old was able to avoid being caught after the alleged incident, but he was reportedly back in the library on May 31, cucumber in hand.

Someone recognized Davis from the earlier incident and the police were called.

Police believe that Davis may have other victims and are encouraging anyone with information to come forward.

DemonGeminiX
06-05-2014, 10:53 AM
:lol:

What did he do with the cucumber?

redred
06-05-2014, 11:27 AM
My first thought would be he stuck it up his ass :lol: but I could be wrong

Hal-9000
06-05-2014, 07:59 PM
:lol:

What did he do with the cucumber?


we neeeeeed to know :lol:

DemonGeminiX
06-05-2014, 09:42 PM
Seriously, man. You can't just say "lewd acts with a cucumber" and expect people to let you off without elaborating. This could be comedy gold. We need to know!!!

deebakes
06-05-2014, 11:45 PM
my guess was it was hollowed out :lol: