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Goofy
07-17-2014, 09:28 PM
http://i.imgur.com/8lYE3aN.jpg

For those who really can’t get enough of themselves: Now you can eat your own face every morning with the toaster selfie.

The customisable kitchen appliance, which has been developed by a US firm (of course), allows you to burn a picture of yourself onto a slice.

Simply send a selfie to Vermont-based Burnt Impressions and have your personal mugshot toaster within a week.

http://i.imgur.com/fSBVNvz.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/o1Eekxc.jpg

The company, which is behind such creations as the Jesus and Rapture toasters, says on its website: ‘We are good, but remember fine detail is darn near impossible to achieve with heat and toast.

‘If we squint and can’t see your face, we will cancel [the] order and refund your purchase.’

http://i.imgur.com/wSpPrF6.jpg

Hal-9000
07-17-2014, 09:33 PM
:lol:


eating yourself....piss off

Goofy
07-17-2014, 09:45 PM
Eat me! :x

Hal-9000
07-17-2014, 10:36 PM
so the thing only toasts the face....so you get a little toastface surrounded by delicious bread :lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
07-17-2014, 10:39 PM
Awesome

Hal-9000
07-17-2014, 10:40 PM
wonder if they'd accept a big picture of a cock?

Hal-9000
07-17-2014, 10:41 PM
I didn't mean Lance, DGX or Alex Trebek

I meant an actual penis :thumbsup:

RBP
07-17-2014, 11:22 PM
I'll be impressed when you can change the image to create whatever selfie toast you want. :hand:

deebakes
07-18-2014, 01:18 AM
:suicide:

DemonGeminiX
07-18-2014, 02:58 PM
wonder if they'd accept a big picture of a cock?


I didn't mean Lance, DGX or Alex Trebek

I meant an actual penis :thumbsup:

:-s

Hal-9000
07-18-2014, 02:59 PM
*whistles nonchalantly*



8-[

FBD
07-18-2014, 03:01 PM
:slap: where's the my vagina aint handicapped toaster

DemonGeminiX
07-18-2014, 03:11 PM
*whistles nonchalantly*



8-[

:suspect: