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Teh One Who Knocks
07-31-2014, 11:11 AM
By Patrick Mulchrone - The Mirror


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It's a stimulating job and will have its ups and downs, but sex toy designers for men are looking for a product tester.

Hot Octopuss say they are a British company at the cutting edge of next generation sex toy design.

They've already come up with 'the world's first guybrator' and now they want (in their words) a 'part-time orgasm engineer' to help test their new range of male products.

Successful applicants will be sent prototype sex toys to review on a regular basis and will have to report back on their 'experience.'

They say benefits include being allowed to work from home whenever the mood takes you: "or anywhere in the world for that matter - maybe just not in public."

A less than tasteful online ad also says the successful candidate will earn 'a great package' and be provided with a lifetime supply of tissues.

They want someone aged 18-plus "with good stamina and able to handle pressure" and ask: "Is this the best job in the world?"

PorkChopSandwiches
07-31-2014, 04:22 PM
:applicant:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-31-2014, 04:44 PM
<iframe src="//player.vimeo.com/video/78894812" width="640" height="360" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen></iframe>.

PorkChopSandwiches
07-31-2014, 05:37 PM
Completely hands free foreplay. :lol:

Hal-9000
07-31-2014, 07:33 PM
Completely hands free foreplay. :lol:

and that's the meaning of life isn't it? :lol:

deebakes
07-31-2014, 11:50 PM
this is the job i have been training my whole life for :shock:

Hugh_Janus
08-01-2014, 12:08 AM
:let'stalkcash:

deebakes
08-01-2014, 12:43 AM
i think i should apply and use you guys as my references :lmao: