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Goofy
05-17-2011, 10:22 PM
and she's never seen 'Jaws' or 'ET' [-(

I no longer like 'said' girl

Goofy
05-17-2011, 10:27 PM
She says she loves horror films yet has never seen 'The Exorcist' [-(

Goofy
05-17-2011, 10:28 PM
There's more, i just cant think of them atm :-k Alcohol may be playing a part 8-[

Southern Belle
05-17-2011, 10:33 PM
:hand: No wishey washey

Goofy
05-17-2011, 10:35 PM
:hand: No wishey washey

Pardon? :-k

Teh One Who Knocks
05-17-2011, 10:37 PM
and she's never seen 'Jaws' or 'ET' [-(

I no longer like 'said' girl


She says she loves horror films yet has never seen 'The Exorcist' [-(

Is she 16 or something? :-s

That would be the only excuse (and still not a very good one) for not seeing those movies [-(

Pony
05-17-2011, 10:44 PM
Her idea of horror is probably all those movies that have the exact same plot. Group of kids go somewhere and start getting picked off one by one in various ways until there's only one left that miraculously survives.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-17-2011, 10:46 PM
Her idea of horror is probably all those movies that have the exact same plot. Group of kids go somewhere and start getting picked off one by one in various ways until there's only one left that miraculously survives.

Sometimes it's 2 :nono:

Muddy
05-17-2011, 10:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ0-JA6K0Dw

Pony
05-17-2011, 10:57 PM
Sometimes it's 2 :nono:

Then it's a love story, not horror.


We should make a film. All we need is some scantily clad girls, a dumb jock and a token black guy. Get a cheap shaky camcorder and promote it as "real" and we're rich!

Softdreamer
05-17-2011, 11:06 PM
Just think of the weird and wonderful ways you could educated 'said girl'...

Those evenings on the sofa where she buries her head in your chest escaping such screen evils

Teh One Who Knocks
05-17-2011, 11:07 PM
Then it's a love story, not horror.


We should make a film. All we need is some scantily clad girls, a dumb jock and a token black guy. Get a cheap shaky camcorder and promote it as "real" and we're rich!

I like the way you think :tup:

Hal-9000
05-17-2011, 11:10 PM
Hey Goof,

You're basing a potential relationship on which movies she's seen???
How shallow...

A more substantial gauge would be what color panties she wears...if they're black or red, go for it.
Anything else and there may be problems.Ask her :thumbsup:

minz
05-17-2011, 11:11 PM
Well just think of all the cosy sofa dates you could have bringing her up to speed on the movies she's not seen yet :)

Hal-9000
05-17-2011, 11:13 PM
Well just think of all the cosy sofa dates you could have bringing her up to speed on the movies she's not seen yet :)

whoa...:shock:

she's like the chick-whisperer

minz
05-17-2011, 11:14 PM
whoa...:shock:

she's like the chick-whisperer

:slap:

Softdreamer
05-17-2011, 11:14 PM
Just think of the weird and wonderful ways you could educated 'said girl'...

Those evenings on the sofa where she buries her head in your chest escaping such screen evils


Well just think of all the cosy sofa dates you could have bringing her up to speed on the movies she's not seen yet :)

Great minds think alike :tup:

minz
05-17-2011, 11:15 PM
Great minds think alike :tup:

LMAO, I didnt see your post until after I posted mine, wooops :lol:

Softdreamer
05-17-2011, 11:23 PM
Hey, maybe we should catch a movie sometime :rolleyes:

I could show you something you haven't seen before :dance:

Hal-9000
05-17-2011, 11:25 PM
:slap:


whaaaa? It was a compliment ffs :lol:

minz
05-17-2011, 11:29 PM
whaaaa? It was a compliment ffs :lol:

Oh ok, I thought you were being sarcastic :lol: sorry :hug:

Hal-9000
05-17-2011, 11:31 PM
ok...maybe just a teeny bit :lol:


(was I that obvious?) :oops:

deebakes
05-18-2011, 03:51 AM
:worthless:

redred
05-18-2011, 09:46 AM
does she like drinking beer? surly thats a better thing to get on with

Goofy
05-18-2011, 12:15 PM
Is she 16 or something? :-s

That would be the only excuse (and still not a very good one) for not seeing those movies [-(

About 25/26 i think :-k


Her idea of horror is probably all those movies that have the exact same plot. Group of kids go somewhere and start getting picked off one by one in various ways until there's only one left that miraculously survives.

Yep, 'Wrong Turn' was one she mentioned :lol:


Just think of the weird and wonderful ways you could educated 'said girl'...

Those evenings on the sofa where she buries her head in your chest escaping such screen evils


Hey Goof,

You're basing a potential relationship on which movies she's seen???
How shallow...

A more substantial gauge would be what color panties she wears...if they're black or red, go for it.
Anything else and there may be problems.Ask her :thumbsup:

Where did i say i wanted to date her? :-s I only said i liked her........ plus she has a boyfriend :meh: ........ oh, and i slept with her older sister a few years back 8-[

Teh One Who Knocks
05-18-2011, 12:17 PM
Yep, 'Wrong Turn' was one she mentioned :lol:

The first Wrong Turn was a good horror flick :slap:

All the sequels were crap however

Goofy
05-18-2011, 12:19 PM
The first Wrong Turn was a good horror flick :slap:

All the sequels were crap however

I didnt say it was bad :slap: Just funny that she mentioned that film and it follows the exact plotline that PP just posted ;)

Hal-9000
05-18-2011, 11:15 PM
Where did i say i wanted to date her? :-s I only said i liked her........ plus she has a boyfriend :meh: ........ oh, and i slept with her older sister a few years back 8-[


AHEM....

guy makes thread all about a girl he likes...forgive my transgression in thinking you may want to date her


ffs :lol: tartan mook

Goofy
05-19-2011, 04:44 PM
AHEM....

guy makes thread all about a girl he likes...forgive my transgression in thinking you may want to date her


ffs :lol: tartan mook

I was drunk when i started the thread :slap:

Hal-9000
05-19-2011, 06:31 PM
I was drunk when i started the thread :slap:

I was sober when I read it :slap:




:(

Teh One Who Knocks
05-19-2011, 06:52 PM
I was drunk when i started the thread :slap:

Aren't you drunk all the time? So what's the difference with this thread? :-s

Goofy
05-19-2011, 09:55 PM
I was sober when I read it :slap:




:(

Damn sober people [-(


Aren't you drunk all the time? So what's the difference with this thread? :-s

I'm sober right now :-k *heads off to the beer fridge*

deebakes
05-19-2011, 11:04 PM
did you stick it to her yet? :-k

Hal-9000
05-19-2011, 11:06 PM
did you stick it to her yet? :-k

No, Goof does not want to date her, he just admires from a distance = creepy stalker guy :thumbsup:

deebakes
05-19-2011, 11:07 PM
wait til she passes out and then sneak up for your quickie... that's a slick move :tup:

deebakes
05-19-2011, 11:08 PM
btw, why is entertainment tonight so important to you goof? :-k