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RBP
08-07-2014, 04:28 AM
San Francisco-based runner uses GPS to ‘draw run’ pictures of penises, dogs and Space Invaders aliens on Nike+ map

http://i.imgur.com/llOOGqp.png

Running is hard. It’s especially so for Claire Wyckoff, who has taken to sketching out her routes with Nike+, in order to create some beautiful map artwork.

The San Francisco-based runner has managed to find a way to distract from the fact outdoor running – while a sure-fire endorphin hit and a nice way to discover new things about the neighbourhood – can often be boring, cold, and wet.

Not so for Wyckoff, who is “just trying to save the world”. The copywriter and voiceover artist has developed a habit of “draw running” – planning out her routes with GPS to form pictures on the Nike+ map.

Mostly, she likes to draw run penises.

http://i.imgur.com/kxht2EJ.png

http://i.imgur.com/yLMcI4w.png

http://i.imgur.com/CJOhfLq.jpg

But Wyckoff’s brain isn’t only in her pants. The map artiste has also drawn a corgi, a Space Invaders alien, a pole dancer, and Slimer from Ghostbusters (yes, really).

http://i.imgur.com/AbTSonz.png

http://i.imgur.com/GHNuozn.jpg

We love Wyckoff’s work. She’s keeping fit, having fun, and exercising the mind; it’s the whole package. And if you’re a running zealot and think this whole thing just makes a mockery of your Ironman training? Well…

http://i.imgur.com/LYaNBIm.png

PorkChopSandwiches
08-07-2014, 03:28 PM
hilarious

Acid Trip
08-07-2014, 03:44 PM
Wish I had enough free time to run around drawing dicks on maps.

redred
08-07-2014, 04:01 PM
:lol: