Happy Birthday, Mother Fucker.

[Muddy]

Yes you.

http://i.imgur.com/jdta62q.gif

[Muddy]

http://i.imgur.com/MKZGymc.jpg

[Muddy]

http://i.imgur.com/3nhN8N0.jpg

[redred]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geNgEd2jmoY#t=48

[Hal-9000]

Is it PCS's day of spawning today???


holy crap we need some sausage


brb

[Hal-9000]

What has two thumbs and a giant birthday candle?



ME!


blow out my candle you hairy twink


http://i.imgur.com/O2KrYAq.jpg

[Jezter]

Wat?

[Hal-9000]

Happy Birthday pardner! :pewpew:


http://i.imgur.com/RJydtrK.jpg

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/OJ2hdR9.gif

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/V5sRE4c.jpg

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/hUItAIP.jpg

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/1ob1nn6.jpg

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/KQp4bRB.jpg

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/FFHcvOr.jpg

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Now DGX will know :dance:

[redred]

midgets in denim ?

[DemonGeminiX]

Now DGX will know :dance:

Oh! Ok. :doh:

Oh, wait...













http://jackieohohoh.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/lily.gif

Now I have to go scour the internet for some horrid pics for Porky.

[DemonGeminiX]

http://i.imgur.com/STy5sDp.jpg

[redred]

I don't get it

[DemonGeminiX]

My last birthday thread is at the bottom of the first gen chat page. Go take a look at what he put in there.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://i.imgur.com/STy5sDp.jpg

:rofl: the horror

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why isn't it on the calendar? :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Happy Birthday Dude

http://i.imgur.com/ic0TlzZ.jpg

:bday:

[Muddy]

:horror:

What did those bastards flip out and eat half of him???



:lol:

[RBP]

It's a cake... really!

Happy birthday, Porky! :bday:

http://i.imgur.com/HeOM4KM.jpg

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Why isn't it on the calendar? :x

Should be, that's how DGX knew

[deebakes]

happy birthday wetback :tup:

[DemonGeminiX]

:rofl: the horror

Well, you enjoy terrible shit so I had to go grab something that would be relatively terrible to your sensibilities.


Should be, that's how DGX knew

Nope. I knew something was up when you did the DGX disappointed thing, then I got it when I saw this thread. You're not on the calender. When you're hiding your date of birth in your profile settings, you won't show up on the calender.

[Griffin]

http://i.imgur.com/ic0TlzZ.jpg



A salesman is lost in a rural area and stops at a farm to get directions. As he is talking to the farmer he notices a pig with a wooden leg. "How did the pig get a wooden leg?", he asks the farmer.

"Well", says the farmer, "that is a very special pig. One night not too long ago we had a fire start in the barn.

"Well, sir, that pig set up a great squealing that woke everyone, and by the time we got there he had herded all the other animals out of the barn and saved everyone of them."

"And that was when he hurt his leg?" asked the salesman.

"Oh no" says the farmer. "He was fine after that. Though a while later I was in the woods out back and a bear attacked me. Well, sir, that pig was near by and he came running and set on that bear and chased him off. Saved me for sure."

"So the bear injured his leg then," says the salesman.

"Oh no. He came away without a scratch from that. Though a few days later my tractor turned over in a ditch and I was knocked unconscious. Well, that pig dove into the ditch and pulled me out before I drowned."

"So he hurt his leg then?" asks the salesman.

"Oh no," says the farmer.

"So how did he get the wooden leg?" the salesman asks.

"Well", the farmer tells him, "When you have a pig like that, you don't want to eat him all at once."

[Noilly Pratt]

:bananadance::bday::bananadance:

[Hal-9000]

hope you had a good one, Wilbur


http://i.imgur.com/x9icsQD.jpg

[Hal-9000]

I said....she's 21 years old and 24 inches tall..



http://i.imgur.com/mu9s8MU.jpg






:)







http://i.imgur.com/RTXa1qA.jpg

[Griffin]

One fine evening Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were walking through Hyde Park when they passed three women sitting on a bench eating bananas.

"Good evening ladies." said Sherlock Holmes.

"Holmes," Watson asked, "Do you know those ladies?"

"No," replied Holmes, "I have never met the nun, prostitute, or the newlywed bride in my life."

"Good lord," Watson exclaimed, "how did you know that we passed by a nun, a prostitute, and a newlywed bride?"

"It's elementary my dear Watson," replied Holmes, "The nun was eating her banana by holding it with one hand and using the other to break off little pieces. The prostitute held the banana with both hands and crammed the whole thing down her throat."

"Absolutely incredible!" stuttered Watson, "But how did you know that the third woman was a newlywed?"

"Easy!" replied Holmes, "The newlywed bride was holding the banana with one hand and using her other hand to push her head towards it!"

[Goofy]

Belated happy birthday Porky :hi:

http://i.imgur.com/KDgfwQs.jpg

[Goofy]

I cant stop laughing at that pic :lol:

[Hal-9000]

poop on giant balls?

what's not to love? :lol:

[Goofy]

Classic aint it? :lol: Easy to find too, i just googled "pig having a shit" and out it popped :tup:























:rofl:

[Hal-9000]

1st world animal problems :lol: