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Teh One Who Knocks
08-28-2014, 11:36 AM
Jack Blocker - Metro News


http://i.imgur.com/l1Q9LuL.png

If you like getting hammered while minimising your trips to the off-license, then you better hope this invention makes its way to the UK.

Austin Beerworks, a brewery in Texas, has created the 99 pack of beer, meaning loyal customers can keep blood alcohol levels higher for longer.

The pack resembles a cannon and looks to be about eight feet long. Good luck fitting this monster pack in your car.

The brewery is only making a limited number and potential customers will have to track the company on Facebook for information on how to purchase one.

If this interests you then you better hop on the next flight to Austin.

Otherwise head down to the cornershop and see if they’ll do a deal on 99 tins of Stella.

redred
08-28-2014, 12:44 PM
Good work

PorkChopSandwiches
08-28-2014, 01:06 PM
Good luck getting it the fridge

redred
08-28-2014, 02:30 PM
just take out all the salad things :tup:

DemonGeminiX
08-28-2014, 02:54 PM
Good luck getting it the fridge

I have a feeling that anyone that would buy this probably has a dedicated beer fridge.

PorkChopSandwiches
08-28-2014, 03:36 PM
Must be deep

Teh One Who Knocks
08-28-2014, 03:40 PM
Must be deep

Or super tall

PorkChopSandwiches
08-28-2014, 03:41 PM
:lol:

DemonGeminiX
08-28-2014, 03:55 PM
... or two... or three...

Hal-9000
08-28-2014, 07:09 PM
the Peacemaker :rofl:

Noilly Pratt
08-28-2014, 08:30 PM
Always wanted my own walk-in cooler. Now, there's no excuse.

:funnel:

KevinD
08-28-2014, 08:38 PM
Pretty decent beer for local brew. I have 2 dedicated beer fridges.

redred
08-28-2014, 09:08 PM
Good luck getting it the fridge


Pretty decent beer for local brew. I have 2 dedicated beer fridges.

thats how it's done porky and i bet kev hasn't thought about owning a prius either :lol:

KevinD
08-28-2014, 09:33 PM
thats how it's done porky and i bet kev hasn't thought about owning a prius either :lol:
In all fairness, Porky doesn't have a Prius. He has a Volt iirc. lol

That said, I already have a go cart/buggy. :lol:

redred
08-28-2014, 09:45 PM
That makes all the difference :lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
08-28-2014, 10:32 PM
I was trying to make a joke about the box size. It's shape like a "fit in the fridge" box but of course way to long ;)

I'll just get a roof rack for my volt

Hal-9000
08-30-2014, 05:18 PM
http://i.imgur.com/unzxUj3.jpg

deebakes
08-30-2014, 08:02 PM
seems like a stupid idea to me :shrug:

Oofty Goofty
08-30-2014, 08:33 PM
seems like a stupid idea to me :shrug:

Sales gimmick. I bet it does well. Austin hippies can play a "99 cans of beer in the box" drinking game.

deebakes
08-30-2014, 09:34 PM
but its cans, not bottles :shrug: