Can Anyone Explain To Us What Is On This Suspect's Face?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The Smoking Gun


http://i.imgur.com/wwMXaey.png

Is there someone out there who can explain what is on this guy’s face?

Arie Patterson was arrested Thursday in Hallandale, Florida on a misdemeanor theft charge. When the 36-year-old posed later for a jail booking photo, he looked like this.

TSG has not yet been able to determine from cops what is on Patterson’s face, neck, hair, and jail smock (not to mention the back wall). Could it be egg? Pepper spray? Paint? An orange smoothie?

We’ll update this story when we find out. In the meantime, please put all your educated/uneducated guesses in the below comments section.

[Goofy]

Custard :thumbsup:

[redred]

Egg nog ?

[Loser]

Pepper spray "foam" :lol:

Shit stays on until washed off and burns until it's off... :lmao:

[Hal-9000]

whole bunch of egg yolks?

[Hugh_Janus]

:wank:

[redred]

:wank:

chinese?

[Hal-9000]

:wank:

see a doctor

[Griffin]

It appears he got too close a look at tub girl (http://i.imgur.com/ZQYdYhB.jpg).

[Muddy]

Spray paint from huffing whip its?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

It appears he got too close a look at tub girl (http://i.imgur.com/ZQYdYhB.jpg).

and even a link :meatspin:

[Godfather]

Nacho cheese from the dispenser at a 24-hour convenience store?

[deebakes]

my jizz rag? :-k

[Loser]

Had to link tub girl ya bastiges...:puke:

[deebakes]

good ol' misunderstood tub girl :rip:

[Griffin]

Had to link tub girl ya bastiges...:puke:

oh sure blame me, but who clicked on the link?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Pepper spray "foam" :lol:

Shit stays on until washed off and burns until it's off... :lmao:

:winner:



No, That Florida Inmate Was Not Covered In Eggs, Velveeta, Pudding, Or Paint
The Smoking Gun


A few days ago, we asked for input as to what was on this Florida inmate’s face.

Analysts were split on whether Arie Patterson, 36, was covered in paint; eggs; mustard; creamsicles; pudding; Velveeta cheese; or even Big Bird ejaculate.

According to cops, however, the theft suspect is covered in Sabre pepper foam, which Broward County jailers use to gain compliance from uncooperative inmates. According to Dani Moschella, a sheriff’s spokesperson, Patterson was sprayed three times when he tussled with deputies seeking to fingerprint and photograph him.

“The foam is similar to pepper spray, but it doesn’t shoot as far, which is useful in close quarters such as a jail,” noted Moschella.

After the foam blasting, Patterson became cooperative. But he refused to be decontaminated or treated by emergency medical personnel.

“In an effort to safely and quickly complete the fingerprint and mug shot process and return him to his cell, deputies took his photo immediately,” said Moschella, who added, “They later took a new photo.”

Frankly, we preferred the Big Bird theory.

[Goofy]

Big Bird ejaculate :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

funny how Loser knew what it was immediately

:-k


like he's had intimate contact or something..

[Muddy]

good ol' misunderstood tub girl :rip:

Did she die?

[deebakes]

i assume so :lol: