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09-09-2014, 04:47 PM
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BRITAIN has told Prince George to make way for a fresh face who can revitalise the monarchy.
The 13 month-old has been dismissed as old-fashioned and out-of-touch by a public who want his sibling foetus to take the throne.
Julian Cook, from Maidenhead, said: “I was excited about Prince George back in 2013, but his time has passed.
“He’s more than a year old now and we’ve heard enough of his stale, Victorian pronouncements of ‘Mama’ and ‘Dada’.
“A 21st-century monarchy needs a figure who can re-invent the institution, not an old bore who hasn’t been relevant since the last official photograph.”
On learning that Prince Charles is still next in line to the throne, Royal watchers said they were pretty sure he died years ago.
BRITAIN has told Prince George to make way for a fresh face who can revitalise the monarchy.
The 13 month-old has been dismissed as old-fashioned and out-of-touch by a public who want his sibling foetus to take the throne.
Julian Cook, from Maidenhead, said: “I was excited about Prince George back in 2013, but his time has passed.
“He’s more than a year old now and we’ve heard enough of his stale, Victorian pronouncements of ‘Mama’ and ‘Dada’.
“A 21st-century monarchy needs a figure who can re-invent the institution, not an old bore who hasn’t been relevant since the last official photograph.”
On learning that Prince Charles is still next in line to the throne, Royal watchers said they were pretty sure he died years ago.