Happy Birthday Minz!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINZ!

http://i.imgur.com/YTNiehZ.jpg

Hope you have a great day! :bday:

[Hal-9000]

:shock:


omg, I'll need to put in a special order for candles and call the fire station


HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OL MILF :tup:


:cheerlead:

[Pony]

:bday: :bananadance:

[Goofy]

Happy birthday minz :ok:

[Hal-9000]

that smiley always reminds me of when a bigger person is putting his hand on a smaller person's forehead, not allowing him to get closer :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Happy Birthday

[minz]

Thanks guys, I've been really spoilt this year. :hug:

[minz]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINZ!

http://i.imgur.com/YTNiehZ.jpg

Hope you have a great day! :bday:




That's awesome :mrgreen:

[Hal-9000]

That's awesome :mrgreen:

Lance IS THE Internet :tup:

[DemonGeminiX]

Hope you have/had a good one, hun. :tup:

[Muddy]

that cake is horrible Lance.. Happy birthday minz of the uk..!

[DemonGeminiX]

that cake is horrible Lance..

:-s

It's perfect for her... she keeps snakes as pets.

[deebakes]

happy birthday! :woot:

[Muddy]

:-s

It's perfect for her... she keeps snakes as pets.

Yeah I know.. You guys dont like spiders, I dont like snakes..

[deebakes]

pussy :hand:






















:dance:

[Muddy]

I've gotten better.. Probably due to discovery channel programs.. But in general, i dont like them fuckers. :lol:

[deebakes]

my mom is deathly afraid of snakes... it was funny growing up because she would mow around the house with a push mower first before my dad took the tractor around the yard. you could tell when she saw a snake because she would go off path and mow the fuck out of that thing :lol:

[Muddy]

My grandmothers place was in a weird area and we have seen those fuckers dropping out of trees before..

[deebakes]

that's what hairspray and lighters are for :shrug:

[Muddy]

Snakes around here are 6 foot long man... :lol:

[deebakes]

http://i57.tinypic.com/23l0a3p.jpg

[RBP]

:bday: Have a great day, Minzy!!

http://i.imgur.com/DJUXQk4.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

Yeah I know.. You guys dont like spiders, I dont like snakes..

I don't like spiders in the house, but I'm not scared of them. I definitely have a healthier respect for the snakes in my area.

[DemonGeminiX]

http://i57.tinypic.com/23l0a3p.jpg

He's got 3, I have 6:

http://www.stewart.army.mil/dpw/fish/venomous_snakes.htm

[deebakes]

i think we have 0 :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

[-(

That's no fun.

[Noilly Pratt]

Happy Birthday Minz!
http://i57.tinypic.com/28srmvm.jpg

Almost stepped on a rattler once...glad he warned me first!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah I know.. You guys dont like spiders, I dont like snakes..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vudA72hibg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

We have lots of different snakes in Colorado, but only 4 venomous ones

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_snakes_of_Colorado

[DemonGeminiX]

Have you ever come across one of the venomous ones?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

One of the rattlesnakes before, couldn't tell you which one it was though. It was probably 4 feet long or so and was in a field near a building I used to work at.

[DemonGeminiX]

Rattlesnakes are supposedly common down here. Oddly enough, in the 20+ years I've lived here, I've only seen two Eastern Diamondbacks, no Timber and no Pygmies. I live near a river and I've seen a Cottonmouth on one occasion. I've never seen a Coral Snake nor a Copperhead.

Everything else I've seen has been nonvenomous, black racers, green snakes, and such. My neighbor's cat hunts them down and catches and kills at least 2 of them every week. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Can we borrow that cat? We have a snake living underneath the back steps. I've tried to get rid of it, but it keeps coming back. And it's driving the dogs nuts, especially Pepper. I'm not sure what kind of snake it is, but it's probably between 2 and 3 feet long and it's not very big around diameter-wise.

[DemonGeminiX]

It probably comes out to hunt at night, looking for bugs and junk like that. Your summers are brutally hot so it's getting out of the heat in the day time. How does it get under? Is there free access? Can you get under there (not that you would given that there's a snake there, but just sayin')?

I don't think I can speak for my neighbors when considering shipping their cat to a complete stranger out West. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's just concrete steps in the back and there's a hole/space at the base where the steps meet the foundation, that's where it's going. From what I've tried to read about snake repellents, they seem to be hit or miss.

[DemonGeminiX]

Back in the day before the back porch was closed in, we had a snake crawl up on the porch and stay there just hanging out. We sprayed it with lighter fluid and it took off like lightning into the woods out back. Needless to say, we had the back porch screened in not long after. :lol:

If you can get a hold of some generic lighter fluid and spray it, then maybe it'll take off and you can find a way to close off that hole.

I'm not telling you to light it on fire, mind you...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beavis:

[DemonGeminiX]

... Or, you could always try to get your hands on a honey badger... 'cause the honey badger don't care.

8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think if I catch it out in the yard again, I'll just try and kill it with trusty old Mr Garden Spade

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

What if it's Federally protected by the Endangered Species Act?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Oh well :dunno:

[DemonGeminiX]

:nono:

Your shitty neighbors might tell on you and you might go to jail.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Meh, they'll have to catch me first


:machinegun:

[Hal-9000]

It's just concrete steps in the back and there's a hole/space at the base where the steps meet the foundation, that's where it's going. From what I've tried to read about snake repellents, they seem to be hit or miss.

solution : more concrete :tup:


last summer we had a bee's nest under our step, just a little hole under the side of the back step.

So Brilliance here sprays the hell out of the area with our water hose (to really piss them off) them I got some dirt and filled in the hole...

didn't realize that angry bees are quite industrious and before nightfall we heard this loud(er) hum under the step and then a new hole appeared and bees came flooding out.


:lol:



my father said something about pest repellent, couldn't hear him because I was busy being stooopid :)

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://i.imgur.com/kp6ljDA.gif

[Hugh_Janus]

get 'em gilf boobs oot for a birthday flash :tup:

[Goofy]

I think if I catch it out in the yard again, I'll just try and kill it with trusty old Mr Garden Spade


:-s

What if it's Federally protected by the Endangered Species Act?

Garden spades aren't endangered :hand:

[RBP]

I think if I catch it out in the yard again, I'll just try and kill it with trusty old Mr Garden Spade

He seems like he could do the trick. :tup:

http://i.imgur.com/6E05p6H.jpg

[Hal-9000]

hey Minz, you looked great in that Brit TV series Happy Valley as the lead cop :tup:


I wonder if any of that was filmed around Manchester :-s