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Teh One Who Knocks
09-19-2014, 11:11 AM
KJRH Channel 2


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OKLAHOMA CITY – One man was arrested for using mayonnaise to wash himself in a public fountain.

Oklahoma City police say they received complaints about the man who was said to be bathing at Reno and Mickey Mantle.

Officers reported finding Jorge Arturo Perez, 23, soaking wet and breathing hard in the city fountain.

Perez told the police he was taking a bath in the fountain and was washing his hair with mayonnaise.

The officer told him a city ordinance prohibited him from bathing in the fountains and canal.

According to police, Perez was arrested and taken to jail.

Hal-9000
09-19-2014, 05:51 PM
makes skin shine and hair gleam - Mayonnaise :tup:

PorkChopSandwiches
09-19-2014, 05:56 PM
:puke:

Griffin
09-19-2014, 11:29 PM
Mayonnaise?... Everyone knows the zesty tang of miracle whip is where it's at.

deebakes
09-20-2014, 03:43 AM
:rofl: