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Teh One Who Knocks
10-03-2014, 11:22 AM
By Ben Hooper - UPI


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HONDA, Colombia, Oct. 2 (UPI) -- Workers at a Colombia clinic said a woman inserted a potato into her vagina as a means of contraception and the spud grew roots inside of her.

Staff at a medical clinic in the town of Honda said a 22-year-old woman came in this week complaining of severe pain in her lower abdomen and attending nurse Carolina Rojas said she was shocked to discover roots coming out of the woman's vagina.

"My mom told me that if I didn't want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her." the patient was quoted as saying.

Rojas said the potato had been inside the woman for about two weeks and was growing roots inside her.

The nurse said doctors were able to remove the spud without surgery and they do not expect the woman to experience any long-term effects from the experience -- except, perhaps, a newfound aversion to using potatoes as contraception.

Pony
10-03-2014, 11:33 AM
#smellslikefrenchfries

perrhaps
10-03-2014, 12:49 PM
It's "stud", not "spud" you're looking for, honey.

redred
10-03-2014, 12:50 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JvYBXosptc

deebakes
10-03-2014, 01:09 PM
salt and vinegar? :-k

Hal-9000
10-03-2014, 04:24 PM
#qualityparenting

Noilly Pratt
10-03-2014, 04:32 PM
Cheap as chips?

I'm reminded of Stompin' Tom's song Bud the Spud.

I won't inflict it upon you...you can Google and see a performance if you like. Probably as painful as the potato extraction... :)

PorkChopSandwiches
10-03-2014, 04:35 PM
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121106233947/disney/images/c/ce/Potato_23.gif