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Teh One Who Knocks
10-06-2014, 11:06 AM
Matt Payton for Metro.co.uk


http://i.imgur.com/eb1PdTz.png

As anyone who ever attempted it will tell you, milking a cow is a true art and these people travel all over the world to compete.

The winner of this year’s world tournament at Branzi Fair, Italy was Gianmario Ghirardi who along with her bovine companion, Mirka, produced 8.7 litres in two minutes.

However, there have been accusations of doping as this year’s top three competitors all produced over seven litres in two minutes.

This might seem normal to uninitiated but the previous world record was a lowly two litres.

As reported by i100 the 2013 champ, Maurizio Paschetta, said of the great leaps in production: ‘For a competition at this level I would have expected strong anti-doping checks on the cows and milkers to protect the animals and guarantee transparency of the top positions.’

However, the assistant president of the organising body responded: ‘We checked the cows for any tampering for an hour, then there are eight judges.’

The question this raises for us laymen is what performance enhancing drugs could possibly be used to help milk production.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgYE7cx4vwk

Hal-9000
10-06-2014, 04:55 PM
performance enhancing milking drugs



:rofl: oh gawd what next

DemonGeminiX
10-06-2014, 05:22 PM
The fact that they've made the act of milking a cow a sanctioned sport isn't sad enough?

redred
10-06-2014, 06:08 PM
well this is strange :lol:

Hal-9000
10-06-2014, 06:11 PM
The fact that they've made the act of milking a cow a sanctioned sport isn't sad enough?


2016 summer Olympics I bet


:(

Goofy
10-06-2014, 09:51 PM
The thread title was enough for me :lol:

Griffin
10-06-2014, 10:13 PM
*dare exchange between a group of juvenile neanderthals*

..."oh yeah, well I triple dog dare you to go squeeze the bag under that beast and drink what comes out."

deebakes
10-07-2014, 02:22 AM
:motorboat:

Hal-9000
10-07-2014, 06:06 PM
*dare exchange between a group of juvenile neanderthals*

..."oh yeah, well I triple dog dare you to go squeeze the bag under that beast and drink what comes out."

I've milked a cow before...it is a little unnerving. As my belated Uncle used to say - you don't jerk it off you coax it out :lol: