Teh One Who Knocks
10-15-2014, 11:53 AM
Will Greenlee - Treasure Coast Palm
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Don’t you hate it when you lock yourself out of your apartment when you’re drunk?
And naked.
And the police show up.
That appears to be what happened to Carrie Starling, 27, in Fort Pierce, according to a recently released arrest affidavit.
Fort Pierce police about 7:25 a.m. Sept. 13 went to Carlton Court and Seaway Drive for a disturbance in which “a naked female was running around the area yelling and screaming, and this had been going on for an hour,” the affidavit states.
Residents pointed to an address in the 1100 block of Carlton Court, saying a naked lady was nearby breaking things and yelling.
Investigators encountered Starling in her birthday suit, apparently intoxicated.
Starling’s speech was slurred and she said she’d been drinking.
She said she locked herself out of her apartment, and police found “smashed pots where she had caused a disturbance.”
After finding that Starling’s apartment was locked, police took her to the St. Lucie County jail where she was locked up on a disorderly intoxication charge.
http://i.imgur.com/R9JrnN5.jpg
Don’t you hate it when you lock yourself out of your apartment when you’re drunk?
And naked.
And the police show up.
That appears to be what happened to Carrie Starling, 27, in Fort Pierce, according to a recently released arrest affidavit.
Fort Pierce police about 7:25 a.m. Sept. 13 went to Carlton Court and Seaway Drive for a disturbance in which “a naked female was running around the area yelling and screaming, and this had been going on for an hour,” the affidavit states.
Residents pointed to an address in the 1100 block of Carlton Court, saying a naked lady was nearby breaking things and yelling.
Investigators encountered Starling in her birthday suit, apparently intoxicated.
Starling’s speech was slurred and she said she’d been drinking.
She said she locked herself out of her apartment, and police found “smashed pots where she had caused a disturbance.”
After finding that Starling’s apartment was locked, police took her to the St. Lucie County jail where she was locked up on a disorderly intoxication charge.