This Spider Is The Size Of A Puppy

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/w2TvggS.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/zXP5GuZ.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/w1HN5PI.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/fpxtHuh.jpg

[FBD]

imagine the weight of that thing crawling up your back, Hal :razz:

[Hugh_Janus]

need moar info!

[Hal-9000]

imagine the weight of that thing crawling up your back, Hal :razz:


:shock:



I would literally kick my legs up and fall down onto my back as hard as possible....


it would be like landing on a large squishy pillow :lol:

[Muddy]

I imagine it crawling across my anus... *tickle tickle*............ *tickle* 8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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It's a South American Goliath Birdeater spider

http://i.imgur.com/4gGG9SW.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/M5548zQ.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/HRjmFmg.jpg

[FBD]

:shock:



I would literally kick my legs up and fall down onto my back as hard as possible....


it would be like landing on a large squishy pillow :lol:

but what if landing on it would make it puncture your skin with its teeth :evil:

:razz:

better not fart on it muddy or it'll sink its teeth into your rectum :lol:

[Goofy]

Oh, what a lovely looking NOPE

[Loser]

Fire...lots of fire...

[Hugh_Janus]

http://i.imgur.com/M5548zQ.jpg

don't you want to just tickle its belly.... awwww

[Hal-9000]

I imagine it crawling across my anus... *tickle tickle*............ *tickle* 8-[

jeezus man :lol:


if that thing was prancing across my intimate area...my butthole would clench so bad it would strangle that fucking monster :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Fire...lots of fire...

I would seriously push innocent bystanders in it's path....senior citizens, women, children....doesn't matter. They would all have a new name beginning with - Myshieldfromterror :)

[FBD]

jeezus man :lol:


if that thing was prancing across my intimate area...my butthole would clench so bad it would strangle that fucking monster :lol:

:lol: in other words, you're sure to get bitten

[deebakes]

fake :hand:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

need moar info!

http://thesmallermajority.com/2014/10/08/the-sound-of-little-hooves-in-the-night/