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Teh One Who Knocks
10-23-2014, 10:50 AM
By JENEÉ OSTERHELDT - The Kansas City Star


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Peregrine Honig says she just wanted to help celebrate the hometown team when she designed Lucky Royals boyshorts.

The panties, with “Take the Crown” and “KC” across the rear, were set to be sold in Honig’s Birdies Panties shop Monday. But Homeland Security agents visited the Crossroads store and confiscated the few dozen pairs of underwear, printed in Kansas City by Lindquist Press.

“They came in and there were two guys” Honig said. “I asked one of them what size he needed and he showed me a badge and took me outside. They told me they were from Homeland Security and we were violating copyright laws.”

She thought that since the underwear featured her hand-drawn design, she was safe. But the officers explained that by connecting the “K” and the “C,” she infringed on major league baseball copyright. (The officials involved could not be immediately reached for comment.)

They placed the underwear in an official Homeland Security bag and had Honig sign a statement saying she wouldn’t use the logo.

“We just thought it was something funny we could do,” Honig says of the panties. “But it was so scary.”

Danielle Meister, Honig’s shop partner, says it was like something out of the movies, with the badges and all. But on the bright side, the officers were nice. She says you could tell “they felt like they were kicking a puppy.”

We might not be able to wear Lucky Royals boyshorts from Birdies, but you can still buy a pair of crown-inspired pasties if you’re feisty. birdiespanties.com

FBD
10-23-2014, 01:26 PM
Homeland security is now working on copyright violations? What the fuck!?

We need a fkn revolution in this country, this is absolutely beyond fucking ridiculous.

I would have told the pair to fuck off, you have no jurisdiction to worry about a goddam copyright, now get off my property before I call the police.

redred
10-23-2014, 02:05 PM
I would have told the pair to fuck off, you have no jurisdiction to worry about a goddam copyright, now get off my property before I call the police.

just great now i have an image in my head of you wearing those panties :lol:

FBD
10-23-2014, 02:09 PM
oh dude wtf, these are like guy panties? that's just fuggin wrong

:lol: :hand: boxers only,

(really, the only proper way to say that is boxers only, motherfucker! but that's the colloquial motherfucker :dance: )

Muddy
10-23-2014, 02:26 PM
Who won the game last night?

deebakes
10-24-2014, 01:35 AM
royals :tup: