Teh One Who Knocks
11-06-2014, 11:27 AM
by Jill O’Rourke - Crushable
http://i.imgur.com/TsSUDkb.jpg
I’m pretty sure getting a glimpse of a famous rapper’s vagina isn’t a common bar mitzvah tradition, but it was for one kid this weekend when Iggy Azalea’s pants split during a performance. And before you pick your jaw up off the floor after realizing that this kids’ parents are wealthy enough to hire Iggy Azalea to perform at his bar mitzvah, allow me to inform you that Nick Jonas also performed. (And he paid them. Hahaha, I jest.) As far as I know, Nick did not flash his penis. Just in case you’re keeping track.
At some point during Iggy’s performance, her pants split in the crotch area, leaving a pretty noticeable hole there, and she either didn’t notice or didn’t care, because she just kept doing her thang — including bending over multiple times. There is of course video of the incident, but I’m not entirely sure what I’m looking at. There’s definitely something flesh-colored peeking through the hole. Whether it’s vagina or butt or underwear isn’t conclusive to me. I think it’s just butt. However, who knows what people could see from other angles.
If this whole thing sounds a bit familiar to you, it’s probably because last year at the MTV EMAs, Iggy experienced a similar wardrobe malfunction that still keeps me up at night. Her dress had some very high slits, and at one point they moved in such a way that something was visible. Iggy insisted it was not her vagina we were seeing, but rather her “ass from the front.”
UMMM.
I’m not a doctor, but how does that work, exactly? Either way, it’s been almost a year since that incident, so it was about time we played another round of “What did I just see? Vagina? Ass? Ass from the front? Jimmy Hoffa?” Judge for yourself by watching the video. it might be NSFW, but I honestly don’t even know for sure, so proceed with caution, I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkakO4NtAL8
http://i.imgur.com/TsSUDkb.jpg
I’m pretty sure getting a glimpse of a famous rapper’s vagina isn’t a common bar mitzvah tradition, but it was for one kid this weekend when Iggy Azalea’s pants split during a performance. And before you pick your jaw up off the floor after realizing that this kids’ parents are wealthy enough to hire Iggy Azalea to perform at his bar mitzvah, allow me to inform you that Nick Jonas also performed. (And he paid them. Hahaha, I jest.) As far as I know, Nick did not flash his penis. Just in case you’re keeping track.
At some point during Iggy’s performance, her pants split in the crotch area, leaving a pretty noticeable hole there, and she either didn’t notice or didn’t care, because she just kept doing her thang — including bending over multiple times. There is of course video of the incident, but I’m not entirely sure what I’m looking at. There’s definitely something flesh-colored peeking through the hole. Whether it’s vagina or butt or underwear isn’t conclusive to me. I think it’s just butt. However, who knows what people could see from other angles.
If this whole thing sounds a bit familiar to you, it’s probably because last year at the MTV EMAs, Iggy experienced a similar wardrobe malfunction that still keeps me up at night. Her dress had some very high slits, and at one point they moved in such a way that something was visible. Iggy insisted it was not her vagina we were seeing, but rather her “ass from the front.”
UMMM.
I’m not a doctor, but how does that work, exactly? Either way, it’s been almost a year since that incident, so it was about time we played another round of “What did I just see? Vagina? Ass? Ass from the front? Jimmy Hoffa?” Judge for yourself by watching the video. it might be NSFW, but I honestly don’t even know for sure, so proceed with caution, I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkakO4NtAL8