Suggestions for Hal's next job

[Pony]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jujQG7TBOs

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Fluffer :tup:

[Muddy]

Flute player.

[Hal-9000]

you bastids :x

I'm still sensitive and scared [-(


On the humor front...3 guys here have expressed an interest in doing my job. None of them have English as a first language, none have ever handled emails/spreadhseets or the volume of problems I encounter daily...

this is gonna be good :lol:

[Hal-9000]

got a real lead on something interesting....company called Rio Tinto (sp?) has diamond mines throughout the world....one of them up in Whitehorse, Yukon


they have totally self sustaining camps, crazy pay and you get searched/X rayed at the end of every shift :tup:


Imma try that shit fo sure

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Fluffer :tup:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HettfIm4mnc

:tup:

[redred]

minz's salon bitch

[Hal-9000]

minz's salon bitch

I would love that....sweep up hair, shampoo people's heads and give under the sarong reacharounds to the ghey clientele for big tips :tup:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Ill hire you to piggy back me around from place to place

[Goofy]

Ill hire you to piggy back me around from place to place

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

Ill hire you to piggy back me around from place to place

as long as I don't feel that back attachment prong :tup:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:doggybanana:

[Hugh_Janus]

Fluffer :tup:

he can't have his hobby as a job :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:doh:

[Hal-9000]

that was pretty good Hugh :lol:



you dick

[Hal-9000]

Hey wait a minute Porky....you sell used phones, real estate etc....


I need to make a lotta money real quick without much work


#yourapprentice :tup:

[Noilly Pratt]

look at this when you get home (not because it's NSFW because you can't see s*it at work!)

http://i59.tinypic.com/ndlzix.jpg

[Hal-9000]

I'll have a peek when I get home, thank you Noilly

[RBP]

he can't have his hobby as a job :nono:

That's eliminates my product tester for colonoscopy equipment idea too. :sad2:

[redred]

https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1723641_10152859020305505_8089587165038411671_n.jp g?oh=86f455952837d490f9ba4b9b9167b1b7&oe=54D80FB5

now you have time on your hands we need more like this

[MrsM]

Professional action hero look-alike

http://i58.tinypic.com/200zhms.jpg

[Muddy]

Boy, he's ​goooood...

[Hal-9000]

so my manager just put my email notification out...1.5 days before I leave :x


I have 11 emails already, within 6 minutes


:( that's kinda nice