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Teh One Who Knocks
12-01-2014, 12:25 PM
By Cryptozoology News


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A UFO researcher on Thursday said there is a “98% chance” that he has found the top part of a “humanoid sculpture” buried under the red surface of Mars.

Taiwan’s ESL school owner Scott C. Waring was “searching for structures” on photographs of the planet when he found “this head”.

“Most people are calling these rocks carvings, but I highly doubt that this is mere rock,” he said. “But it’s probably a 3D printed substance with tech printed inside.”

The picture, snapped by the Mars Exploration Rover Spirit’s camera between the sections Sols 620 and 622 in 2005 and available to the public at the Gigapan EPIC series website, shows a figure resembling a human face.

“From the way its standing up I would say that it is a full statue, but is buried from the shoulders down. Its standing perfectly upright. It looks humanoid, but hard to tell with a sculpture,” explained Waring.

Internet users, rushing to comment on the “discovery”, came up with different possibilities trying to explain the anomaly.

“We can clearly see that this relic does indeed resemble the 44th president of the United States,” said Marie, a YouTuber by the name of Paranormal Crucible that uses the video website to postulate her theories.

But how is it possible that a statue of president Obama could be there? According to Marie, some conspiracy theorists believe that the American president is “a clone of an ancient Martian ruler who is also a descendant of an extraterrestrial royal bloodline”.

“This same king was also reincarnated in ancient Egypt and was called Akhenaten,” said the blogger.

The controversy comes five months after NASA’s release of a 330-page long document written by a group of scientists and scholars and edited by Douglas A. Vakoch, suggesting that certain art paintings and carvings on rock formations found on Earth could be the work of ancient alien visitations.

Waring, who has been keeping track of these type of abnormalities like these on his daily blog since he created it in 2012, believes the “sculpture” could be indeed part of an ancient culture that inhabited the Red Planet.

“It may just be the remains of an alien civilization that was hit hard by a competing alien race. Sure hope humanity never discovers such weapons,” he said.

In early March, one person claimed to have found a Christian wooden cross he thought could be a tombstone on the Martian surface.

Goofy
12-01-2014, 12:48 PM
But how is it possible that a statue of president Obama could be there? According to Marie, some conspiracy theorists believe that the American president is “a clone of an ancient Martian ruler who is also a descendant of an extraterrestrial royal bloodline”.


:rofl:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-01-2014, 01:15 PM
Damn non-believers [-(

Oofty Goofty
12-01-2014, 03:10 PM
Oh for Christ's sake! There was a rock formation on the side of a mountain in New Hampshire (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Man_of_the_Mountain) that resembled a human face when it was viewed at a certain angle. There's probably at least one rock formation on every planet and moon in our solar system that resembles a human face. These idiots see whatever they want to see in blurred photographs.

Pony
12-01-2014, 03:19 PM
It's from a past civilization who predicted the great Obama would rule for 100 years.

PorkChopSandwiches
12-01-2014, 04:38 PM
:facepalm:

Hal-9000
12-01-2014, 06:07 PM
“Most people are calling these rocks carvings, but I highly doubt that this is mere rock,” he said. “But it’s probably a 3D printed substance with tech printed inside.”


GET A FUCKING JOB......you have too much time on your hands pal..

Noilly Pratt
12-01-2014, 06:14 PM
I have the answer...the probe had stuff inside it and dropped this...

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Its a Chia Obama! Ba ba ba Obama

Griffin
12-02-2014, 12:14 AM
Obama supporters wanted him on Mount Rushmore but were unable to find a large enough chunk of coal.