Teh One Who Knocks
12-12-2014, 12:25 PM
BY Joel Landau - NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
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They're called privates for a reason.
A Florida man was arrested last month after allegedly walking outside his Stuart home while naked and touching himself, reports TCPalm.com.
Anthony Smith, 21, explained to authorities he gets a "high" to have others see him naked.
But the real issue could be his strict mother, who actually has a rule of no porn inside the house.
That's what prompted the nude suspect to go outside in the middle of the day on Nov. 14 in hopes that someone would see him, the Martin County Sheriff's Office wrote in the report.
He wasn't disappointed, although others probably were.
A witness told police they saw the clothes-less Smith masturbating in his yard. As officers responded they saw him "bending down naked in the driveway," the website reported.
After seeing the officers -—the real ones, not porn ones — he ran inside his home and put on some clothes, the website reported.
He was charged with exposure of sexual organs.
http://i.imgur.com/eLEpzOmm.jpg
They're called privates for a reason.
A Florida man was arrested last month after allegedly walking outside his Stuart home while naked and touching himself, reports TCPalm.com.
Anthony Smith, 21, explained to authorities he gets a "high" to have others see him naked.
But the real issue could be his strict mother, who actually has a rule of no porn inside the house.
That's what prompted the nude suspect to go outside in the middle of the day on Nov. 14 in hopes that someone would see him, the Martin County Sheriff's Office wrote in the report.
He wasn't disappointed, although others probably were.
A witness told police they saw the clothes-less Smith masturbating in his yard. As officers responded they saw him "bending down naked in the driveway," the website reported.
After seeing the officers -—the real ones, not porn ones — he ran inside his home and put on some clothes, the website reported.
He was charged with exposure of sexual organs.