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Teh One Who Knocks
01-06-2015, 12:43 PM
Richard Hartley-Parkinson for Metro.co.uk


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An alleged shoplifter had an escape plan that would have evaded most workers.

Marisol Toribio, 32, was allegedly caught thieving from a branch of Macy’s and was stopped by staff.

Rather than admitting defeat, Toribio is then reported to have taken excrement from inside her knickers and smeared it on security guards’ faces who stopped her.

Unfortunately, Toribio wasn’t banking on their strong stomachs and she was arrested at the shop in Coral Springs, Fort Lauderdale, Florida.

She was charged with theft and tampering with or fabricating physical evidence, according to local 10.

Goofy
01-06-2015, 01:22 PM
Lovely :puke:

deebakes
01-06-2015, 02:28 PM
:tup:

Hal-9000
01-06-2015, 05:09 PM
what is it with criminals and their poo?? :lol:


like it's some sort of foolproof escape plan when in custody or in a jail cell