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Jezter
05-25-2011, 06:21 PM
Im sorry for your date once again turning into shit. :lol:


Online Date Turns Out To Be Real Life Girlfriend/Boyfirend

Police in Barrie, Ontario say that the 49-year-old woman threw hot coffee at her boyfriend’s face before slapping him, upon the discovery that he had been trying to cheat on her with a woman he thought he met on the internet.

An off-duty cop who was in the vicinity arrested the woman and called for assistance. The woman is currently awaiting a bail hearing.

Both parties refuse to speak to the press, but it’s clear that an odd lie between the couple lead to the altercation. Both of them had lied about their identities.

http://www.mopo.ca/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dude-wtf.jpg







Sauce: Here (http://www.mopo.ca/2011/05/online-date-turns-out-to-be-real-life-girlfriendboyfirend/)

PorkChopSandwiches
05-25-2011, 06:52 PM
Hahahahaha

DemonGeminiX
05-25-2011, 07:15 PM
So was she intentionally trying to dupe him into believing he was going to meet an online date? Or was she guilty of doing the exact same thing, playing around with people behind his back?

:-k

Pony
05-25-2011, 11:49 PM
So was she intentionally trying to dupe him into believing he was going to meet an online date? Or was she guilty of doing the exact same thing, playing around with people behind his back?

:-k

I saw this article a couple weeks ago, I believe they were both looking to cheat, met on an online dating site and hit it off, decided to meet in person.

Hal-9000
05-26-2011, 02:29 AM
:lol:

Jez dude....that province is about 5 times the distance from you to England.....they're easterners and enjoy a certain reputation out here :lol:

MrsM may be here shortly to kick my ass, have to bail!






*good story, what are the chances? :lol:

deebakes
05-26-2011, 02:34 AM
Barrie Ontario (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrie_ontario)

Demographics
Population:2 (100% from 2001)
Land area:76.99 km2 (29.73 sq mi)
Population density:.013 /km2
Median age:49 (males: 49, females: 49)
Total private dwellings:1
Mean household income:$64,832

Seems the chances are pretty good :lol:

Griffin
05-26-2011, 02:37 AM
If you like pina coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape

Hal-9000
05-26-2011, 02:45 AM
Barrie Ontario (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrie_ontario)

Demographics
Population:2 (100% from 2001)
Land area:76.99 km2 (29.73 sq mi)
Population density:.013 /km2
Median age:49 (males: 49, females: 49)
Total private dwellings:1
Mean household income:$64,832

Seems the chances are pretty good :lol:

I don't travel much (ever) and have been to Barrie, Ontario :lol:

My ma & pa drove across Canada when I was 15....I hated them for it, until I met a British girl named Mandy who lived next to my parent's friends in Barrie.They also had a pool so that helped immensely :thumbsup:
We went to Toronto as well and the CN Tower was new.I went up to the observation level (glass floor) and looked at Toronto and went - Holy fcuk, that is one big city :shock:


*and Mandy was hot too, we became bf and gf for almost one week*

deebakes
05-26-2011, 02:48 AM
:worthless:

:razz:

Hal-9000
05-26-2011, 02:55 AM
I have pics of my balls splayed across Lance's forehead...it's kinda cute, he's sleeping and looks like a little angel with a flesh visor on

deebakes
05-26-2011, 02:58 AM
:worthless:

:razz: :lol:

MrsM
05-26-2011, 01:10 PM
:lol:

Jez dude....that province is about 5 times the distance from you to England.....they're easterners and enjoy a certain reputation out here :lol:

MrsM may be here shortly to kick my ass, have to bail!


*good story, what are the chances? :lol:

Barrie is about 1 hr 45 min drive from where I am - they are on the out skirts of civilization and sometimes act differently. Much like Alberta :)

Hal-9000
05-26-2011, 04:03 PM
Barrie is about 1 hr 45 min drive from where I am - they are on the out skirts of civilization and sometimes act differently. Much like Alberta :)

dammit you saw that :(



I love all people, I was merely relating certain reputations that some groups enjoy from a distance...







can't pretty that one up no matter what I say :lol:

PapaZ
06-01-2011, 11:38 PM
Open mouth > Insert foot!

allsmiles
06-01-2011, 11:47 PM
So was she intentionally trying to dupe him into believing he was going to meet an online date? Or was she guilty of doing the exact same thing, playing around with people behind his back?

:-k
If it is the latter, then she had absolutely no right whatsoever to throw coffee on him. What a bishwhore. They were both in the wrong.


If you like pina coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape

I was thinkin the same thing. Can't hear that song without picturing Christina Applegate and Cameron Diaz in their under-britches.

deebakes
06-01-2011, 11:48 PM
I was thinkin the same thing. Can't hear that song without picturing Christina Applegate and Cameron Diaz in their under-britches.

:worthless:

Softdreamer
06-01-2011, 11:51 PM
Can't hear that song without picturing Christina Applegate and Cameron Diaz in their under-britches.

damn, now you've gone and ruined that song now..

How am I supposed to dance with a stoinker?

allsmiles
06-01-2011, 11:57 PM
:worthless:

How bout a vid instead. This scene was right after the "Escape" song.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PhCDhM8tUI

allsmiles
06-02-2011, 12:00 AM
damn, now you've gone and ruined that song now..

How am I supposed to dance with a stoinker? I think it's called sex.

Softdreamer
06-02-2011, 12:06 AM
I think it's called sex.

ah,maybe that explains where Ive been going wrong:-k

deebakes
06-02-2011, 02:01 AM
How bout a vid instead. This scene was right after the "Escape" song.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PhCDhM8tUI

:wank: :wank: :tup:

Griffin
06-02-2011, 02:31 AM
...Can't hear that song without picturing Christina Applegate and Cameron Diaz in their under-britches.

ahhhh, a beautiful sight to behold...

...scuse me...:wank: