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Teh One Who Knocks
01-09-2015, 04:50 PM
ICPC NIGERIA (Anti-Fraud Unit)
......we fight against fraud, funds delay and impersonation.
Head Office: Plot 802, Constitution Avenue
Zone A9 Central Area
P. M.B 535, Garki Abuja
*****24HRS SERVICE *****


LETTER OF COMPENSATION/SETTLEMENT.


We hereby wish you and your family a happy new year the best of prosperity.This letter will definately be amazing to you because of it's realistic value. Sorry for the inconveniences that was rendered to you in your line of Inheritance Payment with some impersonators some while ago. I know that this letter will hit you by surprise, but firstly I will like to introduce myself; I am (Frank Ori) the director of the "ICPC", (Nigeria's Anti-Fraud Unit).On the 1st of October 2000, the former President of The Federal Republic of Nigeria (Chief Olusegun Obasanjo) introduced a Commission named the "ICPC", (Nigeria's Anti-Fraud Unit) which is duly registered under the United Nations (U.N.O).

This particular Commission was initiated to detect fraud/funds delay/impersonation of Government Officials. Secondly, we are mandated by the US Government to Settle foreign debts/fraud victims/Un-paid beneficiaries to satisfactory in other to maintain peace in the world at large and also to create a good relationship with the international bodies. Presently, we are being paid by the American government in other to avert beneficiary funds delays/fraud here in Nigeria.

So far in this present year 2015 , we have settled the likes of (Mrs. Debbie Hargrove, Mr. Micheal Wagner etc). You are being contacted by this office today dated ( 9th Jan, 2015) because your Case File (A) is the very first File on our Settlement Files Cabinet. From our Intelligent investigations and Probing processes we discovered that you are a victim of fraud/funds delay. The "ICPC", is faithfully under my governance as the Legal Director of the great Commission and to this Authority I took an oath of allegiance to settle all fraud victims peacefully.

This Memorandum is to notify you that you will be settled by the Nigerian Government from our Deposit Account with the sum of $12.5 Million Usd. Your settlement will be actualized within 3working days after your response to this Official Letter.

For further clearification/investigation kindly send the below information to us immediately:

1. Your residential address and full name

2. Mobile and fax number (for regular official contact).

3. Occupation.

4. Amount which you have lost previously.

5. Copy of identification

These above-mentioned informations will officially enable us to carry out our verification processes and after that your compensation sum/Inheritance Funds will be Electronically wired into your designated Bank account or through a Diplomatic Delivery Service, depending on which mode you prefer. Your immediate compliance to this will expedite actions on your Payment because here in this office, we have alot of listed victims to be settled.

Officially Signed,
Frank Orji
Director ICPC Nigeria.

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I'll be awaiting my money any time :dance:

Hal-9000
01-09-2015, 04:53 PM
we have settled the likes of (Mrs. Debbie Hargrove, Mr. Micheal Wagner etc)


well if Debbie and Mike etc got their money, that's good enough for me :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
01-09-2015, 05:10 PM
It's from the ICPC, don't doubt it :hand:

Hal-9000
01-09-2015, 05:14 PM
"..through a Diplomatic Delivery Service"


Fed-Ex Plus? :-s

Teh One Who Knocks
01-09-2015, 05:15 PM
You're just jealous [-(

Hal-9000
01-09-2015, 05:21 PM
Jealous??

just sent:


1. Your residential address and full name

2. Mobile and fax number (for regular official contact).

3. Occupation.

4. Amount which you have lost previously.

5. Copy of identification



:)

Teh One Who Knocks
01-09-2015, 05:23 PM
You can't send that stuff, you aren't the intended recipient, they found my file, not yours :hand:

Hal-9000
01-09-2015, 05:36 PM
I used your phone number and name. I also included :

6. your banking information



Just to help expedite the process :tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
01-09-2015, 05:52 PM
:liar:

Hal-9000
01-09-2015, 05:54 PM
you haven't noticed the somewhat dodgy northern address on your last 5 Best Buy purchases?



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