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Teh One Who Knocks
01-13-2015, 12:23 PM
BY Lee Moran - NEW YORK DAILY NEWS


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A woman from upstate New York was arrested after she got behind the wheel while drunk on vanilla extract, police said.

Carolyn Kesel was spotted allegedly driving erratically around a Walmart parking lot in Macedon on the afternoon of Monday, Nov. 5, reports WHAM.

The 46-year-old, from Seneca Falls, was stopped by cops.

She reportedly told officers that she'd gotten lost on her way home.

Kesel, who was believed to be drunk, was breathalyzed — and was found to have a blood alcohol content of .26%.

She was three times over the legal limit.

Officers said she'd been drinking vanilla extract, which contained 41% alcohol — similar to the alcohol content of vodka and gin, according to ABC 7.

Kesel was arrested and charged with the felony of driving while intoxicated.

Griffin
01-13-2015, 12:33 PM
The vodka or gin would have been a helluva lot cheaper. :)

deebakes
01-13-2015, 02:11 PM
bet she smelled like a dream :lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
01-13-2015, 04:34 PM
I never new it had alcohol in it

Hal-9000
01-13-2015, 06:17 PM
Vanilla Extract and Lysol were the drink of choice for native Indians up here years ago...


A dumbass news program featured a 6PM how-to, demonstrating the method to get wasted from drinking Lysol


:facepalm:


Vanilla Extract was considered primo, or a step above :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
01-13-2015, 06:20 PM
I never new it had alcohol in it

Really? I thought everyone knew that :lol:

Hal-9000
01-13-2015, 06:21 PM
Porky has never been po'

Teh One Who Knocks
01-13-2015, 06:22 PM
http://www.webstaurantstore.com/shanks-premium-1-gallon-pure-vanilla-extract/1041467.html

Stock up :cheers:

PorkChopSandwiches
01-13-2015, 06:25 PM
Really? I thought everyone knew that :lol:
I guess I just never thought about it, makes sense

Porky has never been po'
:hand: We used to drink Robitussin when we were po

Hal-9000
01-13-2015, 06:28 PM
http://www.webstaurantstore.com/shanks-premium-1-gallon-pure-vanilla-extract/1041467.html

Stock up :cheers:


4 for 53 dollars each :shock:


you guys always get better prices :sad2:

Hal-9000
01-13-2015, 06:29 PM
I guess I just never thought about it, makes sense

:hand: We used to drink Robitussin when we were po

We used to take a little out of each bottle of the parents booze supply, throw it into one bottle and drink that shitmix until we barfed :lol: