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Teh One Who Knocks
05-26-2011, 11:34 PM
The Portland Press Herald


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SOUTH BERWICK — A Lovell man faces numerous charges after allegedly driving a dump truck into a South Berwick home Wednesday night while naked then picking a fight with the resident.

Eli T. Hutchins, 24, was arrested by South Berwick police and charged with driving under the influence of drugs, two counts of assault and aggravated criminal mischief. Police say he drove his 1994 Ford one-ton dump truck over a series of lawns and into the front of 21 Woodland Hills.

Hutchins had been at a party at another unit in the condominium complex and was involved in a confrontation there before getting behind the wheel just before 11 p.m. That confrontation led to one of the assault charges.

Hutchins' truck smashed a gaping hole through an exterior wall of the single-story apartment, crashing into the kitchen.

The resident and his 7-year-old son were sleeping in a nearby bedroom.

"The front of the truck came to rest less than 15 feet from the bed," South Berwiick Police Chief Dana Lajoie said. "It went through the kitchen and damaged the bedroom wall."

Police say Hutchins immediately attacked the resident, whose name was not released. The resident responded by hitting Hutchins twice in the head with a hammer, police said.

Hutchins was taken to York Hospital for evaluation then released to be taken to York County Jail where he is being held.

The apartment was badly damaged and the truck was a complete loss, Lajoie said.

Lajoie said police are awaiting test results to determine what substance Hutchins had ingested.

DemonGeminiX
05-26-2011, 11:37 PM
I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside ...

RBP
05-26-2011, 11:45 PM
:facepalm:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-26-2011, 11:49 PM
Lajoie said police are awaiting test results to determine what substance Hutchins had ingested.

I'm guessing it was something stronger than Red Bull :-k

DemonGeminiX
05-26-2011, 11:53 PM
I'm guessing it was something stronger than Red Bull :-k

:-s

Jolt soda?

Teh One Who Knocks
05-27-2011, 12:02 AM
:-s

Jolt soda?

That stuff is pretty strong :-k

Hal-9000
05-27-2011, 12:29 AM
wait wait wait....he's driving a dump truck naked at night, runs over some lawns and then crashes it into a home.
Then he immediately gets out of the truck and starts a fight with the homeowner?


sounds like a cool Navy SEALS training exercise

RBP
05-27-2011, 12:35 AM
wait wait wait....he's driving a dump truck naked at night, runs over some lawns and then crashes it into a home.
Then he immediately gets out of the truck and starts a fight with the homeowner?


sounds like a cool Navy SEALS training exercise

And gets bashed in the head twice with a hammer but doesn't get hurt?

PCP?

Acid Trip
05-27-2011, 01:07 PM
And gets bashed in the head twice with a hammer but doesn't get hurt?

PCP?

That was my first guess. If it were Meth/Cocaine he would have been awake enough to not drive into a house. Ok I take that back, if he'd been up for 3+ days there is no telling what he saw because the third day is when the shadow people come out.