Teh One Who Knocks
02-06-2015, 12:13 PM
By Alexander Lawrie - The Daily Record
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A BRAVEHEART impersonator has launched a stinging attack on randy tourists – after revealing they put their hands up his kilt.
Adam Watters – who performs as William Wallace for tourists’ pictures on the capital’s Royal Mile – has blasted the female tourists who cheekily attempt to check if he is a ‘true Scotsman’.
Adam, from Prestonpans, East Lothian, said: “When a man looks at a woman any longer than a few seconds, he’s a perv. But when a woman drools at a man in a kilt, that’s OK?
"And when a man puts his hand on a woman [there is] hell to pay, but when a woman walks up in the street and grabs your kilt [there is] no respect for you, your costume or your cause.”
Adam’s outburst has been backed by fellow kilt wearers.
Marti Morrison said: “A woman lifted my kilt in a pub and grabbed my erse (sic) so her pals could chuckle.
"She exposed me to the pub and I went mad, but every woman there told me I was overreacting.”
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A BRAVEHEART impersonator has launched a stinging attack on randy tourists – after revealing they put their hands up his kilt.
Adam Watters – who performs as William Wallace for tourists’ pictures on the capital’s Royal Mile – has blasted the female tourists who cheekily attempt to check if he is a ‘true Scotsman’.
Adam, from Prestonpans, East Lothian, said: “When a man looks at a woman any longer than a few seconds, he’s a perv. But when a woman drools at a man in a kilt, that’s OK?
"And when a man puts his hand on a woman [there is] hell to pay, but when a woman walks up in the street and grabs your kilt [there is] no respect for you, your costume or your cause.”
Adam’s outburst has been backed by fellow kilt wearers.
Marti Morrison said: “A woman lifted my kilt in a pub and grabbed my erse (sic) so her pals could chuckle.
"She exposed me to the pub and I went mad, but every woman there told me I was overreacting.”