friggin valentines day!

[Griffin]

Apparently "and I have a deep regard for you as well." is not an appropriate response when the spousal unit expresses her affection on this most specious of holidays. :meh:

[deebakes]

fuck you kanye :x

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/GcHxaMb.jpg

[Hal-9000]

:-k

Let's see.....g/f won't be visiting for another couple of weeks so I'm going to have to do this alone..

*sends ecard to self*

*examines leftover Halloween Kit Kat candy bars, should still be edible*

*uses scissors on 10 yr old briefs to make sexy new banana hammock*

*puts on old Marvin Gaye song*

*gives self handjob while looking away*




Happy Valentines hal-buddy! :tup:

[FBD]

I was alllllllmost thinking of asking this waitress out for dinner tonight, but... I slept too late to go get waited on for breakfast :lol:

Where's my lotr DVDs go, I dont think I'm going to be doing sheeeeyat tonight :lol:


oh wait, fuck that, I should borrow black dynamite from dave, I never watched all of that.

[Hal-9000]

Women still baffle me when it comes to romance....this email conversation happened last night.

*g/f will be coming to visit the first part of March*


g/f - hey babe, i know u dont go out to movies much but when i visit, could we see 50 shades of gray

me - idk...if you pay, maybe..

g/f - lol, always the romantic. im serious, it will be like a valentines thing?

me - sure, sounds like fun

g/f - sounds good, thanks babe (and then some other flattering personal stuff...)



















there's one of these 1.7 kms from house and as God as my witness, I WILL BE TAKING HER THERE :lol:

http://i.imgur.com/zeRIlKF.jpg

[FBD]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

if I can somehow get a small bag of popcorn to pull out of my jacket, it will be epic

[FBD]

I never knew a bag of popcorn did that much for a punch :lol: