Teh One Who Knocks
02-23-2015, 01:11 PM
by Jancy Richardson - Movie Pilot
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Fifty Shades fever has reached its logical, shuddering conclusion: a woman has been arrested for masturbating in the cinema during a screening of Fifty Shades of Grey.
La Verdad reports that the flustered female was caught red-handed in the 12th row of a cinema in Sinaloa, Mexico when outraged patrons sensed something fishy was going on. The 33-year-old onanist was ousted and - get this - clapped in handcuffs, which may have been her aim all along...
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Perhaps the frantic frotter was inspired by the following passage from Fifty Shades of Grey when Christian encourages Anastasia to explore her lady garden:
Show me how you pleasure yourself … Keep still … We’re going to have to work on keeping you still, baby … Let’s see if we can make you come like this …
It makes you think - this lady may be the first fapper to be arrested, but surely there are many other furtive fidgeters who've gotten away scot-free...
I'm a little disappointed that no news sources have reported which touching scene it was that prompted this bout of mommy-porn masturbation: was it the feather tickling? The belt bashing? The sight of Christian Grey's fabulous wealth - oh, come on, that's the kind of cash that opens anyone's pants.
I guess, considering that a woman was recently arrested for stabbing a man with a glass bottle at a screening of Fifty Shades of Grey, this lady's self-pleasuring is not the worst thing one could witness in the theater...
http://i.imgur.com/7YNRNBi.jpg
Fifty Shades fever has reached its logical, shuddering conclusion: a woman has been arrested for masturbating in the cinema during a screening of Fifty Shades of Grey.
La Verdad reports that the flustered female was caught red-handed in the 12th row of a cinema in Sinaloa, Mexico when outraged patrons sensed something fishy was going on. The 33-year-old onanist was ousted and - get this - clapped in handcuffs, which may have been her aim all along...
http://i.imgur.com/JZcqcRo.jpg
Perhaps the frantic frotter was inspired by the following passage from Fifty Shades of Grey when Christian encourages Anastasia to explore her lady garden:
Show me how you pleasure yourself … Keep still … We’re going to have to work on keeping you still, baby … Let’s see if we can make you come like this …
It makes you think - this lady may be the first fapper to be arrested, but surely there are many other furtive fidgeters who've gotten away scot-free...
I'm a little disappointed that no news sources have reported which touching scene it was that prompted this bout of mommy-porn masturbation: was it the feather tickling? The belt bashing? The sight of Christian Grey's fabulous wealth - oh, come on, that's the kind of cash that opens anyone's pants.
I guess, considering that a woman was recently arrested for stabbing a man with a glass bottle at a screening of Fifty Shades of Grey, this lady's self-pleasuring is not the worst thing one could witness in the theater...