Teh One Who Knocks
02-25-2015, 12:02 PM
By Dana Sauchelli - NY POst
A drunken Brooklyn man said he was trying to escape flesh-eating zombies in Williamsburg when he shattered storefront windows at a shopping center, according to police sources.
A boozed-up Jung Pryjma, 38, entered the artisan mini-mall on Kent Avenue near North 1st Street around 1 a.m. on President’s Day through a door that was left unlocked, sources said.
The shops were all closed when Pryjma — who appeared to be severely intoxicated — picked up a fire extinguisher and began smashing the front windows, according to police sources.
“It’s a zombie apocalypse!” Pryjma declared, sources said.
He was arrested and charged with burglary and criminal mischief, both felonies.
Damage to the windows exceeded $1,000, cops said.
No property was stolen.
A drunken Brooklyn man said he was trying to escape flesh-eating zombies in Williamsburg when he shattered storefront windows at a shopping center, according to police sources.
A boozed-up Jung Pryjma, 38, entered the artisan mini-mall on Kent Avenue near North 1st Street around 1 a.m. on President’s Day through a door that was left unlocked, sources said.
The shops were all closed when Pryjma — who appeared to be severely intoxicated — picked up a fire extinguisher and began smashing the front windows, according to police sources.
“It’s a zombie apocalypse!” Pryjma declared, sources said.
He was arrested and charged with burglary and criminal mischief, both felonies.
Damage to the windows exceeded $1,000, cops said.
No property was stolen.